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#16 - MFW I choose not to have a phone and everyone is losing their …  [+] (17 new replies) 09/22/2013 on How current iPhone users... +2
#59 - lolzordz (09/22/2013) [-]
i understand not caring about the latest models, but no phone at all?
#73 - coryxyzagain (09/22/2013) [-]
Really? That is edgy? I suppose sweeping before I mop is is edgy too.
User avatar #75 - lolzordz (09/22/2013) [-]
well do you choose not to have a phone because you think its too mainstream? like, seriously. for what reason does someone not have a phone
#76 - coryxyzagain (09/22/2013) [-]
Comment #26
#77 - lolzordz (09/22/2013) [-]
1. you really think everyone who has a phone doesnt talk face to face anymore? simply because they have a phone?

2. pay-as-you-go means no bills except when the phone is used. so you literally dont have to pay a penny unless you want

3. seems like your issues with your family are deeper than the possession of a phone.

4. no one should use their phone and drive...

#78 - coryxyzagain (09/22/2013) [-]
Okay, my family. We celebrated my Papa's 70th birthday last week and my moms whole side of the family was there. Living in the bible belt, they are christian and of course prayed before the ate anything, and I don't believe in any religion. My grandma took my by the hand before they started praying and told me "I know how you feel about this kind of thing" and led me to where they were praying.. I interrupted her, telling her that it was not big deal, I don't have a problem pretending to participate. Everyone started to pray, I looked to the sky thinking to myself "well, where are you at?"

Okay, it has been going around my family that I snatched my hand away from my grandma and started jumping at her like I was trying to get her to flinch during the prayer. Acting like a total nigger towards my grandma. I didn't do such a thing, in fact I was the one of two people parking peoples cars for them and such, it was a big event. I helped the caterers set up while everyone else sat on their ass drinking beer. I was as big a part of the party as anyone else but still, still rumors are spread about me like that.

So fuck my family and their bullshit.

>Implying that I said anything about people only communicating by phone
>Pay as you go is still money out of pocket for something I don't want to use
>Exactly, no one should use a phone and drive, temptation removed.
User avatar #80 - lolzordz (09/22/2013) [-]
> you said you would rather some things be spoken face to face. implying this cannot be done whilst owning a phone.

>pay as you go. for when you want to meet a friend and you phone them. friends.. is that maybe your real problem?
#84 - coryxyzagain (09/22/2013) [-]
Maybe you aren't getting what I am saying. If I have a phone there is a chance for a third party to hear a conversation that they don't need to hear. If I talk business face to face then there isn't much chance for that. Got that?

Friends? No. Stupid people who don't know how to be discreet or cautious? Yes.
User avatar #85 - lolzordz (09/22/2013) [-]
yes. so just dont talk on the phone about private stuff lol but anyway im not gonna lecture you about getting a phone. i just think its weird.
User avatar #25 - thelastamerican (09/22/2013) [-]
I mean, I ENJOY having a phone, but I have a computer that does everything better than my phone does except make calls.
User avatar #31 - payseht (09/22/2013) [-]
and the whole portable thing... don't get me wrong, I love my laptop, but, unlike my dick, I can't just whip it out on a bus
User avatar #24 - thelastamerican (09/22/2013) [-]
As a point of interest, for what reason?
#26 - coryxyzagain (09/22/2013) [-]
I have some things that I only like to talk about face to face, one less bill, no annoying bullshit from my family, can't use my phone and drive....many reasons.
User avatar #27 - areialview (09/22/2013) [-]
I see it as if you have a Cellphone no matter where the hell you are, you have no privacy
User avatar #40 - thelastamerican (09/22/2013) [-]
I just turn the damn thing off.
User avatar #82 - areialview (09/22/2013) [-]
I guess that also works, but it is a lot easier and faster if you don't have one (I never leave the house, which is why I don't really need one)
User avatar #86 - thelastamerican (09/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, I like to have mine, because I work an hour away from my home. It's a bit of a drive, and there just aren't any pay phones any more.
#91 - It makes a better PB&J in my opinion, the two end pieces. 09/22/2013 on It's the same as the rest 0
#51 - My family is following the school of thought that if you even … 09/21/2013 on My Parents Summed Up 0
#40 - **** that's Ted in the gif, he looks like he is i…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/20/2013 on Stealing GTA5 from Gamestop 0
User avatar #41 - dedaluminus (09/20/2013) [-]
Don't you worry at all about Ted.
#42 - coryxyzagain (09/22/2013) [-]
Dude, Ted is broke dude. Sweet.
#38 - She ****** Ted! What kind of **** is that?!  [+] (4 new replies) 09/20/2013 on Stealing GTA5 from Gamestop 0
User avatar #39 - dedaluminus (09/20/2013) [-]
Oh, don't you worry about Ted.
#40 - coryxyzagain (09/20/2013) [-]
Shit that's Ted in the gif, he looks like he is in some questionable shit.
User avatar #41 - dedaluminus (09/20/2013) [-]
Don't you worry at all about Ted.
#42 - coryxyzagain (09/22/2013) [-]
Dude, Ted is broke dude. Sweet.
#6 - ******* super saiyan charmeleon.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2013 on Poke Wars +20
User avatar #9 - skeptical (09/18/2013) [-]
Hair's too long. Charmeleon is only a 2nd evolution, not a 3rd
#13 - Jesus christ that might be on Netflix, thank you for toleratin…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/18/2013 on Stealing GTA5 from Gamestop 0
User avatar #14 - dedaluminus (09/18/2013) [-]
Yes, all of Breaking Bad up til the current season is on Netfix

see you in a few days
#38 - coryxyzagain (09/20/2013) [-]
She fucked Ted! What kind of shit is that?!
User avatar #39 - dedaluminus (09/20/2013) [-]
Oh, don't you worry about Ted.
#40 - coryxyzagain (09/20/2013) [-]
Shit that's Ted in the gif, he looks like he is in some questionable shit.
User avatar #41 - dedaluminus (09/20/2013) [-]
Don't you worry at all about Ted.
#42 - coryxyzagain (09/22/2013) [-]
Dude, Ted is broke dude. Sweet.
#95 - 2012 runescape was the best to me, I think it was 2012. Dungeo… 09/18/2013 on Teleport to Lummy 0
#9 - No **** ? This new season? I don't keep up with th…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/18/2013 on Stealing GTA5 from Gamestop 0
User avatar #11 - dedaluminus (09/18/2013) [-]
No it's from like season 3
User avatar #19 - xard (09/18/2013) [-]
Season 4 / Episode 11: Crawl Space
#13 - coryxyzagain (09/18/2013) [-]
Jesus christ that might be on Netflix, thank you for tolerating my ignorance.
User avatar #14 - dedaluminus (09/18/2013) [-]
Yes, all of Breaking Bad up til the current season is on Netfix

see you in a few days
#38 - coryxyzagain (09/20/2013) [-]
She fucked Ted! What kind of shit is that?!
User avatar #39 - dedaluminus (09/20/2013) [-]
Oh, don't you worry about Ted.
#40 - coryxyzagain (09/20/2013) [-]
Shit that's Ted in the gif, he looks like he is in some questionable shit.
User avatar #41 - dedaluminus (09/20/2013) [-]
Don't you worry at all about Ted.
#42 - coryxyzagain (09/22/2013) [-]
Dude, Ted is broke dude. Sweet.
#7 - Bill Burr? What is this from?  [+] (11 new replies) 09/18/2013 on Stealing GTA5 from Gamestop 0
User avatar #8 - anteatereatingants (09/18/2013) [-]
It's from Breaking Bad.
#9 - coryxyzagain (09/18/2013) [-]
No shit? This new season? I don't keep up with the show anymore but I will if Bill Burr is in it.
User avatar #11 - dedaluminus (09/18/2013) [-]
No it's from like season 3
User avatar #19 - xard (09/18/2013) [-]
Season 4 / Episode 11: Crawl Space
#13 - coryxyzagain (09/18/2013) [-]
Jesus christ that might be on Netflix, thank you for tolerating my ignorance.
User avatar #14 - dedaluminus (09/18/2013) [-]
Yes, all of Breaking Bad up til the current season is on Netfix

see you in a few days
#38 - coryxyzagain (09/20/2013) [-]
She fucked Ted! What kind of shit is that?!
User avatar #39 - dedaluminus (09/20/2013) [-]
Oh, don't you worry about Ted.
#40 - coryxyzagain (09/20/2013) [-]
Shit that's Ted in the gif, he looks like he is in some questionable shit.
User avatar #41 - dedaluminus (09/20/2013) [-]
Don't you worry at all about Ted.
#42 - coryxyzagain (09/22/2013) [-]
Dude, Ted is broke dude. Sweet.
#2 - There is a reason Grant wasn't killed in the Civil War. 09/18/2013 on Soon +1
#129 - Picture 09/17/2013 on So much more 0
#140 - FJ's FW he got banned by massive amount of red fingers. 09/17/2013 on Beating Bullies 0
#27 - Probably best to not delete it, assholes give you **** … 09/17/2013 on SAW Saw 0
#25 - Dat comment #1. Never played it, might have  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2013 on SAW Saw +1
User avatar #26 - captaintoasty (09/17/2013) [-]
I know, i saw his comment right after i posted mine, but was too lazy to delete it
#27 - coryxyzagain (09/17/2013) [-]
Probably best to not delete it, assholes give you shit for it.
#22 - But it will have planes and that is all I care about.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2013 on SAW Saw 0
User avatar #23 - lordvimless (09/17/2013) [-]
better fucking work to or im going to be pissed
#11 - Eh, a bike? How hard do you have to work to buy a bike? 09/17/2013 on Sad Black Guy comp 0
#44 - *White Man, *White Cop. 09/16/2013 on Feminists 0
#26 - ******* ironworkers, always crazy as **** . 09/16/2013 on Just in case you didn't get... +7
#134 - Makes sense to me. 09/16/2013 on How the world works 0
#245 - Just like a red Injen, yea? No, that was wrong. 09/15/2013 on America is for Americans! +1
#238 - I assumed you were a "Native American" by how you re…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2013 on America is for Americans! +1
User avatar #243 - byposted (09/15/2013) [-]
If you look below he admitted that he has had a few too many drinks tonight.
#245 - coryxyzagain (09/15/2013) [-]
Just like a red Injen, yea? No, that was wrong.
#89 - Kabutops don't give a **** . 09/15/2013 on Thouse who know wont be scared +5
#229 - So you would have no problem at all living back in a longhouse…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/15/2013 on America is for Americans! 0
User avatar #232 - herbolifee (09/15/2013) [-]
Dude are you for real?

Native americans live in america, you know, THEIR NATIVE LAND
Some europeans come to steal their land, butchering most of them
Now you're here, asking if I'd rather live in a wigwam

Mate, we aren't native americans. If we wouldn't have invaded America we'd just be living in our western houses in Europe, and not in a goddamn wigwam. The only difference is that a lot of native americans wouldn't have been murdered.
#238 - coryxyzagain (09/15/2013) [-]
I assumed you were a "Native American" by how you referred to Europeans as "you fuckheads." All I am saying is that I like my truck, my microwave, my TV, and the laptop I am using. All inventions by Europeans or European-Americans.
User avatar #243 - byposted (09/15/2013) [-]
If you look below he admitted that he has had a few too many drinks tonight.
#245 - coryxyzagain (09/15/2013) [-]
Just like a red Injen, yea? No, that was wrong.
User avatar #234 - makotoitou (09/15/2013) [-]
And America could either be a wigwam version of africa or an extension of mexico.
User avatar #237 - herbolifee (09/15/2013) [-]
Which is still better than a war-hungry bunch of stupid-ass fucking rednecks who can't even keep up their own fucking economy.
User avatar #240 - makotoitou (09/15/2013) [-]
Okay, move to Africa if you want then.
#215 - Yea, okay. We will just take all our roads, inventions, buildi…  [+] (15 new replies) 09/15/2013 on America is for Americans! +2
User avatar #289 - payseht (09/15/2013) [-]
Imagine if you take away the casinos
User avatar #219 - herbolifee (09/15/2013) [-]
Well please do. Before you fuckheads claimed this land there were little worries. No fucking financial crysis and no constant international wars.
User avatar #390 - Conquistador (09/17/2013) [-]
Why are you saying "this land" if you're not even living in the Americas?
#229 - coryxyzagain (09/15/2013) [-]
So you would have no problem at all living back in a longhouse or a fucking wigwam?
User avatar #232 - herbolifee (09/15/2013) [-]
Dude are you for real?

Native americans live in america, you know, THEIR NATIVE LAND
Some europeans come to steal their land, butchering most of them
Now you're here, asking if I'd rather live in a wigwam

Mate, we aren't native americans. If we wouldn't have invaded America we'd just be living in our western houses in Europe, and not in a goddamn wigwam. The only difference is that a lot of native americans wouldn't have been murdered.
#238 - coryxyzagain (09/15/2013) [-]
I assumed you were a "Native American" by how you referred to Europeans as "you fuckheads." All I am saying is that I like my truck, my microwave, my TV, and the laptop I am using. All inventions by Europeans or European-Americans.
User avatar #243 - byposted (09/15/2013) [-]
If you look below he admitted that he has had a few too many drinks tonight.
#245 - coryxyzagain (09/15/2013) [-]
Just like a red Injen, yea? No, that was wrong.
User avatar #234 - makotoitou (09/15/2013) [-]
And America could either be a wigwam version of africa or an extension of mexico.
User avatar #237 - herbolifee (09/15/2013) [-]
Which is still better than a war-hungry bunch of stupid-ass fucking rednecks who can't even keep up their own fucking economy.
User avatar #240 - makotoitou (09/15/2013) [-]
Okay, move to Africa if you want then.
User avatar #226 - hammarhead (09/15/2013) [-]
Oh, really, no international wars? do you know anything abouy native americans?!
#223 - iRetaliate (09/15/2013) [-]
"No constant international wars."

You do know that the reason the English came here was because it was locked in an international war, right? And to divert a financial crisis.
#221 - byposted (09/15/2013) [-]
Also you should probably stop using the computer now and throw away your keyboard. You're speaking in White man runes.
User avatar #222 - herbolifee (09/15/2013) [-]
Eh, I'm drunk, I'll start posting normal things again tomorrow.

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