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Date Signed Up:8/14/2013
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#78 - She is hot, yeah. She just looks a little generic to me, like …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2013 on Realization 0
#80 - trash (11/28/2013) [-]
uhh, Sure
#74 - Is that the chick in the gif?  [+] (4 new replies) 11/28/2013 on Realization 0
#76 - trash (11/28/2013) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #113 - lolme (11/28/2013) [-]
So she's not a man? She looks like a teenage boy with a somewhat feminine face.
#78 - coryxyzagain (11/28/2013) [-]
She is hot, yeah. She just looks a little generic to me, like the stereotypical hot.....you know?
#80 - trash (11/28/2013) [-]
uhh, Sure
#331 - Oh I am def scoring the PS4 first. yes i am a fanboy  [+] (3 new replies) 11/27/2013 on In The End, We Fight Together 0
User avatar #342 - sagedivinity (11/28/2013) [-]
I'm sorry I can't read spoilers on an iPad
#344 - coryxyzagain (11/28/2013) [-]
It says I am a fanboy.
User avatar #345 - sagedivinity (11/28/2013) [-]
Oh that's fine at least you seem like a reasonable person.

I'm definetley a fanboy
#4 - After looking at several online classified for boats, this bre… 11/27/2013 on There's a hooker on my street 0
#5 - Obligatory.  [+] (7 new replies) 11/27/2013 on Realization +135
#71 - trash (11/28/2013) [-]
Does anyone else think Kristen Wiig is hot as fuck?
#146 - galoshes (11/28/2013) [-]
At first I thought, 'I have no doubt your taste in women is trashy.'

But then I agreed.
#74 - coryxyzagain (11/28/2013) [-]
Is that the chick in the gif?
#76 - trash (11/28/2013) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #113 - lolme (11/28/2013) [-]
So she's not a man? She looks like a teenage boy with a somewhat feminine face.
#78 - coryxyzagain (11/28/2013) [-]
She is hot, yeah. She just looks a little generic to me, like the stereotypical hot.....you know?
#80 - trash (11/28/2013) [-]
uhh, Sure
#3 - A couple months ago I went over to my dads and one of his girl… 11/27/2013 on Just realized about Spongebob 0
#16 - Console bash or not, ******* awesome.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/27/2013 on In The End, We Fight Together +3
User avatar #313 - sagedivinity (11/27/2013) [-]
Given the history of both consoles I'd say that there is no guarantee that Xboxs exclusives will remain exclusive or be anything more than shooters. Microsoft isn't in the business of supporting something that doesn't appeal to a very wide range of people and as of now the biggest market is casual gamers top that off with the fact that it is a less capable machine and devs claim that it's esram is a pain to code around. Sony IPs tend to be of a wider variety and since there conference at E3 they gathered a lot of support from devs.
#331 - coryxyzagain (11/27/2013) [-]
Oh I am def scoring the PS4 first.
yes i am a fanboy
User avatar #342 - sagedivinity (11/28/2013) [-]
I'm sorry I can't read spoilers on an iPad
#344 - coryxyzagain (11/28/2013) [-]
It says I am a fanboy.
User avatar #345 - sagedivinity (11/28/2013) [-]
Oh that's fine at least you seem like a reasonable person.

I'm definetley a fanboy
#73 - Its Antarctica, what disaster relief are they going to provide… 11/27/2013 on no title 0
#70 - Because that changes anything at all, right?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/27/2013 on no title 0
User avatar #71 - teoberry (11/27/2013) [-]
Yeah. You're disregarding his point with no evidence, and calling him a douche/
#73 - coryxyzagain (11/27/2013) [-]
Its Antarctica, what disaster relief are they going to provide? What orphans or homeless in Antarctica are you going to help? Science isn't charitable, science isn't a global network with tax exemptions and millions of mindless followers forking over the cash.

Do you really want to talk about evidence in a semi-religious discussion. Evidence, really? Evidence?
#22 - Comment deleted 11/27/2013 on Odd Signs +2
#35 - Even though scientists can be a little pretentious, no group o…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/27/2013 on no title -2
User avatar #67 - teoberry (11/27/2013) [-]
Mad cuz he's right?
#70 - coryxyzagain (11/27/2013) [-]
Because that changes anything at all, right?
User avatar #71 - teoberry (11/27/2013) [-]
Yeah. You're disregarding his point with no evidence, and calling him a douche/
#73 - coryxyzagain (11/27/2013) [-]
Its Antarctica, what disaster relief are they going to provide? What orphans or homeless in Antarctica are you going to help? Science isn't charitable, science isn't a global network with tax exemptions and millions of mindless followers forking over the cash.

Do you really want to talk about evidence in a semi-religious discussion. Evidence, really? Evidence?
#34 - Exactly. History homework? Forget about it. Horticulture, pshh…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2013 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #36 - burdenedsoul (11/27/2013) [-]
getting into calculus was the only math that i didn't grasp at all

english? only way i could do that is if i could type any essays and shit, cause when i use a pen/pencil for too long my fingers start to fucking kill, cause i grip the shit out of them and it wears them out really fast

history? pssh, easy shit

science? fuck yes, i loved doing experiments and shit

engineering? (our school had options for freshman year engineering) double fuck yes, our finals were making a tower out of balsa wood that had to be 3 feet tall and hold a weight (i can't remember how heavy it was) by itself for a minute, my tower lasted the longest of the entire class
#32 - In high school me and this girl I dated had horticulture toget…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/27/2013 on (untitled) +3
User avatar #33 - burdenedsoul (11/27/2013) [-]
in school i always passed the tests with flying colors, but i never did any of the homework, cause i always thought "i know the material, look at my test scores, why should i have to waste my time on shit that i already know?"
#34 - coryxyzagain (11/27/2013) [-]
Exactly. History homework? Forget about it. Horticulture, pshhh. The only homework I ever did was English because I would have to read stories and such.

Math though, specifically Calculus. Fuck that. I had to change my pathway to take some shortbus ass math classes. In algebra once something clicked and I got the hang of it I would have to take the test multiple times to prove I wasn't cheating. Some shit made sense, most of it did not.
User avatar #36 - burdenedsoul (11/27/2013) [-]
getting into calculus was the only math that i didn't grasp at all

english? only way i could do that is if i could type any essays and shit, cause when i use a pen/pencil for too long my fingers start to fucking kill, cause i grip the shit out of them and it wears them out really fast

history? pssh, easy shit

science? fuck yes, i loved doing experiments and shit

engineering? (our school had options for freshman year engineering) double fuck yes, our finals were making a tower out of balsa wood that had to be 3 feet tall and hold a weight (i can't remember how heavy it was) by itself for a minute, my tower lasted the longest of the entire class
#22 - So, what the **** is that 4 square box doing ther… 11/27/2013 on Renovations done right 0
#89 - Exactly. 11/26/2013 on good night fj +1
#311 - Picture 11/26/2013 on Pick your Dragon! Found... 0
#310 - Wyrm, for if **** gets to be to wild on the surfa…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/26/2013 on Pick your Dragon! Found... 0
User avatar #319 - stifflimb (11/28/2013) [-]
Would it not be easier for you to horde valuables, you are digging through the earth were all the good stuff is anyway!
#322 - coryxyzagain (11/28/2013) [-]
If I were to burrow around deep enough to strike oil....money. Gold and Diamond deposits to chill around. You're right.

Gold
User avatar #323 - stifflimb (11/28/2013) [-]
Also imagine if you take green as the color, you come up from the ground, takes one big ass bite, it gets so poisoned it either dies or to weak to do anything and you can finish it with no problem, also if you get hurt you just lie underground healing fast as hell being green!
#11 - Picture 11/26/2013 on when i try to be romantic 0
#13 - Is that David McCallum?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2013 on You had one job ... 0
User avatar #15 - spooooce (11/26/2013) [-]
No, apparently it is a man called Chi-Chi Rodriguez; here is the source if you wanted it: www.detroitsports1051.com/the-locker-room/2013/11/19/chi-chi-rodriguez-attempts-trick-shot
#51 - What were they protesting anyways?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2013 on this kills the protester 0
User avatar #90 - fnoogernooger (11/26/2013) [-]
Sao Paulo has been steadily and rapidly been increasing the price for public transportation (mainly buses) and the people are getting fed up with it. One of their main tactics is to stand in the street and cause traffic. They'll even do it on the highway.

www.liveleak.com/view?i=6b1_1372792221&comments=1 <- Video of highway
riotimesonline.com/brazil-news/rio-politics/protests-in-brazil-gain-momentum/ <- article about these protests in general
#28 - Every Runescape treasure trails casket ever. 11/24/2013 on What's in the box? 0
#62 - But eventually burial lots are going to go up in price, you mu… 11/24/2013 on we got a clever clogs here 0
#27 - Or, or, maybe cremation?  [+] (4 new replies) 11/24/2013 on we got a clever clogs here +31
#66 - bilbobagginshield (11/24/2013) [-]
but we don't want any Ash zombies



paint levels off the charts
#54 - sabotagesam (11/24/2013) [-]
upside down burials are cheaper
#62 - coryxyzagain (11/24/2013) [-]
But eventually burial lots are going to go up in price, you must have invested in those, Jew man.

Jewish cremation?
#29 - connorcpu (11/24/2013) [-]
Hooch is crazy
#57 - And US just sent 29 more up there, what the **** ? 11/23/2013 on Cooooool 0
#53 - Picture 11/23/2013 on (untitled) 0

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