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corsairjoshua

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0kAn_l8cjTEBkPnk
Steam Profile: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/765611980787084
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC, Wii
Video Games Played: Dark Souls, Darkest Dungeon, Fire Emblem, Battlefield, Starcraft, Diablo, Hearthstone
X-box Gamertag: CorsairJoshua
Date Signed Up:1/01/2011
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Minnesota
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I'm here for Dark Souls, Yuri, NSFW and any combination of the three. Preferably all three.

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#6 - I rarely see such a refreshingly beautiful art style. Really l… 12/16/2015 on Snow Light +2
#84 - Picture 12/16/2015 on this is what you get for... +4
#140 - So simple and yet so powerful. I love it so much. I demand a s… 12/16/2015 on Some cool stories 0
#138 - "I'm gonna make a dwarf-sized hole in him." … 12/16/2015 on Some cool stories +2
#134 - This is a scaly only campaign, boys 12/16/2015 on Some cool stories 0
#132 - Get ****** , DM. 12/16/2015 on Some cool stories +1
#131 - Yeah I can imagine. Just having a group of imaginative people …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2015 on Some cool stories 0
#133 - sheepnut (12/16/2015) [-]
Don't be afraid of being the DM yourself and convincing some of your friends to play with you. That or go to a comic book store and ask around there or at work/school if anyone has a group that would be willing to let you join. Most people are hyped to have a new person interested and will gladly take you in.
#129 - A bittersweet ending.. 12/16/2015 on Some cool stories +1
#126 - That's the **** that makes D&D great. Character sur… 12/16/2015 on Some cool stories 0
#122 - PRAISE THE ******* EMPEROR. I might be r… 12/16/2015 on Some cool stories +1
#121 - I should play D&D I was first interested after wa…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2015 on Some cool stories 0
#130 - sheepnut (12/16/2015) [-]
It's a blast if you find the right group of people.
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#131 - corsairjoshua (12/16/2015) [-]
Yeah I can imagine. Just having a group of imaginative people with a ruleset can be the best thing in the world
#133 - sheepnut (12/16/2015) [-]
Don't be afraid of being the DM yourself and convincing some of your friends to play with you. That or go to a comic book store and ask around there or at work/school if anyone has a group that would be willing to let you join. Most people are hyped to have a new person interested and will gladly take you in.
#67 - I wish we had some better footage of that And a detailed… 12/16/2015 on No mercy 0
#5 - This was a fun anime. A lot different than I was expecting 12/16/2015 on for more handshakes like that +4
#67 - Hell he's the most talented guy out there 12/16/2015 on The Life of Mascots 0
#114 - I've got a different version of that one 12/16/2015 on Spider Toast +2
#551 - Yeah I just couldn't figure it out at some points... 12/15/2015 on fishandkids's profile 0
#83 - Cute doujins are life. 12/15/2015 on The Future is Now +8
#23 - I love you, anon. 12/15/2015 on Happy Noel +1
#25 - And here I was hoping for a cool napkin cloak thing 12/15/2015 on for when you have a bad waiter 0
#19 - You're not likely to find something as good as Toradora! …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2015 on Happy Noel +2
#22 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
different but both great
#23 - corsairjoshua (12/15/2015) [-]
I love you, anon.
#78 - Kinda bummed that we likely won't get to see the Garou arc ani… 12/14/2015 on Trying to get my friends... 0
#15 - Those Christmas episodes... Those were hard times. 12/14/2015 on Happy Noel +12
#123 - I'm only the villain if I feel like the villain. It's gonna ta…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2015 on Imagine a game 0
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#148 - schneidend (12/14/2015) [-]
Your final act is to kill the mysterious woman leading the rebellion against your utopian empire. You fight through her minions and triumph in a crazy boss fight against the rebellion's most elite champions, a subordinate gives you a bunker-busting charge to place on the heavy, sealed door of the final room in the underground base. You detonate the charge, only to find that the blast killed the rebellion's leader - your beloved wife. Shocked by this revelation, you slowly stagger out of the complex, your loyal soldiers giving you odd, confused looks.

For the first time, you start to notice little details about your men you never picked up on before. Their uniforms, they're decorated with high kill counts, images of bloodied skulls or fists. Their weapons are sophisticated, powerful, and most of all, vicious, more than anybody would ever need to subdue largely unarmored rebels. What was a handful of sergeants dutifully arresting surrendering rebels now appear to be audibly chuckling as they savagely beat unarmed men and women.

When you emerge from the base through a sewer entrance and out into an open square, the commercial center of the city you built in this shining new era, things again stand out that simply didn't seem to be there when you entered the sewers. That line of people waiting for delicious, healthy food from a great fast food stand don't look happy, their thousand-yard stares looking hopefully toward the mostly-broth soup being handed out by some generous charity workers.

Your riot police fire electrifying stun grenades into crowds of curious onlookers instead of yelling at them to stand back as they were before. You look up, the largest screen in the plaza catching your eye, and you don't remember your expression being so severe, so ghoulish, when you recorded that address to the public. You look angry, filled with a frothing rage you are trying and failing to convey as righteous indignation.

You feel sick, and you wonder if it isn't because you're breathing in air that looks damn near brown. Everything seems to be turning darker, uglier, yet clearer instead of duller.

You thought you were the hero. You thought you were making difficult choices, but the right ones. You thought this game had a stylish, minimalist aesthetic, but as these details start to flood into your perception, filling in all the deep, dark holes of what you've done, you realize you were just too focused on the big picture. The small cruelties your broad strokes left behind went beneath your notice. You were the villain all along.
#163 - Young Joseph Joestar is best JoJo 12/14/2015 on Watch and learn +2
#549 - Chapter 29 curerntly. I'm getting really confused wit…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2015 on fishandkids's profile 0
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#550 - fishandkids (12/15/2015) [-]
I didn't find it confusing... Seemed pretty obvious when it was a flashback and not. basically it's the people she was madly in love with before and stuff.

Thanks.
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#551 - corsairjoshua (12/15/2015) [-]
Yeah I just couldn't figure it out at some points...

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User avatar #89 - suckmyfunnyjunk (01/06/2016) [-]
This is 100% a corsairjoshua manga - You need to login to view this link
User avatar #90 to #89 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
One chapter down: I'm certainly interested haha. I was hoping for some cute **** but this'll work too. I'm worried about the shackles I saw in the cover art but I'll keep going!
User avatar #91 to #90 - suckmyfunnyjunk (01/06/2016) [-]
Trust me, it's all kinds of fun ^.-
User avatar #92 to #91 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Bruh... Eris-chan is my jam. I love that girl already.
User avatar #93 to #92 - suckmyfunnyjunk (01/06/2016) [-]
Eris 11/10 for cutie who's probably gonna get the short end of the stick in this whole thing :\
User avatar #94 to #93 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
I know... But I respect the hell out of her for going for what she wants.

She's like heyyy kissing cute girls is normal? I'm all about that business. Get me in on that action!
User avatar #95 to #94 - suckmyfunnyjunk (01/06/2016) [-]
She's definitely determined. Props to her!
User avatar #96 to #95 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
And the kiss in the latest chapter. Oh baby that was a good one.
User avatar #97 to #96 - suckmyfunnyjunk (01/06/2016) [-]
Mmmmmhm. So keen for the next chapter.
User avatar #88 - admin (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas you little bitch <3

Glad you're a part of FJ.

(You can now delete Admin comments on profiles so you can get rid of this if you want)
User avatar #86 - ravhasin (12/21/2015) [-]
So I am adorable, huh
User avatar #87 to #86 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
Haha sorry about that. You and comment #4 had the same avatar. So I was going to link his comment to yours but I ****** it up and then just gave up the whole thing
#85 - eheheheh (12/20/2015) [-]
****** fagiit
#84 - eheheheh (12/20/2015) [-]
Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh
Han Solo is killed by his son, Kylo Ren. Luke doesn't say anything and has 30 seconds of screentime. Kylo Ren survives the explosion at the end, leaving it set up for him to be the villain in the next movie.
User avatar #61 - fishandkids ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
You like old school shoujo anime?
User avatar #62 to #61 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
I dunno about old school...
User avatar #63 to #62 - fishandkids ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
Oniisama e... is the one I'm currently watching (39 episodes though) and it's ******* amazing.
User avatar #64 to #63 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
Damn if you like it it must be okay
User avatar #65 to #64 - fishandkids ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
And **** ... allegedly (currently watching episode 13 and none so far) The artstyle is eh, I think, but I really like the story and drama anc such.
User avatar #66 to #65 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
Hmm I'll put it on my list
User avatar #67 to #66 - fishandkids ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
Can I see your list?
User avatar #68 to #67 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
Uhh I'm not quite sure how to upload it on here.. It's pretty ******* long though
#82 to #68 - uhh (10/12/2015) [-]
thanks for mentioning me
User avatar #83 to #82 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
Note to self: Always say uhhh with three h's
User avatar #69 to #68 - fishandkids ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
Isn't it on MAL or something?
User avatar #70 to #69 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
No it's on a word document lol. I don't keep track of **** that in depth
User avatar #71 to #70 - fishandkids ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
Screen cap it or use the snipping tool.
User avatar #72 to #71 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
But it's long! It wouldn't fit haha
User avatar #73 to #72 - fishandkids ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
Now I'm even mroe interested. Do several screen caps.
User avatar #78 to #73 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]

School Rumble
Honey and Clover
Amagami SS
Acchi Kocchi
Ah! My Goddess
Hitsugi No Chaika
Angel Beats
Fate/Zero
Kotonoha no Niwa
Akame ga Kill!
The disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya
Tonari no Kaibutsu-kun?
Nagi no Asukara
Black Bullet
Kindergarten
Shigatsu wa Kimi no Uso
Oniisama E
User avatar #79 to #78 - fishandkids ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
I see you've watched Yuru **** then.
User avatar #80 to #79 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
Oh I forgot one.

Go ******* **** yourself
#81 to #80 - fishandkids ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
User avatar #77 to #73 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]

Mikakunin de Shinkoukei
Love, Chuunibyo & Other Delusions
Tomoko
Space Dandy
Kyoukai No Kanata
Garden of Words
Inou-Battle wa Nichijou-kei no Naka de
Accel World
Mahoraba
Mikakunin de shinkoukai
Oniichan dakedo ai sae areba Kankeinai yo ne!
Tonari no Kaibutsu-kun
Zero no Tsukaima
Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu
Cencoroll
Welcome to the NHK
User avatar #76 to #73 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]

Hanamonogatar
Mangaka-san-to-Assistant-san-to
Agami Brilliant Park
5 Centimeters Per Second
Nanatsu no Taizai
Toaru Kagaku no Railgun S
Gurren Lagann
Lucky Star
Ryuugajou Nanana no Maizoukin
Dragon Crisis
Mitsudomoe
User avatar #75 to #73 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]

Barakamon
Samurai X
Usagi Drop
Ao Haru Ride
Clannad Season 2
D-frag!
Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu
Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai
Kore wa Zombie desu ka?
Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica
Hyouka
Aria the Animation
Seitokai Yakuindomo
Panty and Stocking
Your Lie in April
User avatar #74 to #73 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
I'll just copy paste as several comments I guess...
User avatar #44 - fishandkids ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
User avatar #45 to #44 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
You know I love cute **** , homie!
User avatar #46 to #45 - fishandkids ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
Did you watch it?
User avatar #47 to #46 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
It's so bright haha. I love it!
User avatar #48 to #47 - fishandkids ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
Now watch the anime.
User avatar #49 to #48 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
Jeez man! There's a lot to watch lately
#50 to #49 - fishandkids ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
not to mention I watched an entire anime in one sitting aswell today.
User avatar #51 to #50 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
Oh well done!
User avatar #52 to #51 - fishandkids ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
Also Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu? is brilliant.
User avatar #53 to #52 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
I might give them a try!
User avatar #55 to #53 - fishandkids ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu? is from the youtube vid. (season 2)
User avatar #56 to #55 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
Yeah I figured that

Seems like there's quite a bit of good stuff this season. My friend really liked a musical style show that started.

I haven't checked any out yet.
User avatar #57 to #56 - fishandkids ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
High School star musical? I liked that one aswell. Looked like a love live except with guys.

Blasphemy.
User avatar #58 to #57 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
I don't mind yaoi undertones huehue. Speaking of which I need to go catch up on 19 Days...
User avatar #59 to #58 - fishandkids ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
A lot of things happened recently, also a cute af hug.
User avatar #60 to #59 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
That sounds pretty fabulous
User avatar #54 to #53 - fishandkids ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
Only 1 season and 1 episode of season 2 so far.
User avatar #43 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
If you're looking for a super cute, (unfinished) romance manga you should check out

www.mangatown.com/manga/honey_meguro_amu/

The chapters release pretty sporadically but even just the first 6 are really worth it.
User avatar #40 - supervizor ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
Jojo's Bizzare non Biyori I found you
User avatar #41 to #40 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
Ahaha yeah! That's so funny! I had the MP4 and couldn't find the video on there so hey why not upload it myself?!
User avatar #28 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
How is horror girl the anime compared to the mango?
User avatar #29 to #28 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
I have no idea lol
User avatar #31 to #30 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
No, straight up not a clue!
User avatar #32 to #31 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
How?
User avatar #33 to #32 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
How would I know? I hardly know what you're even talking about haha.
#34 to #33 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #35 to #34 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

NOW I GET IT. I've never heard anybody call it that before

Well, the anime is really beautiful and I think the voice acting is great. But the manga goes on for a lot longer! The anime covers like 45-50 chapters and the manga is on chapter 102 and still going! There's a few things in the manga that aren't in the anime (But they aren't really important).

I think watching the anime and then continuing with the manga is the best way to do it!
User avatar #36 to #35 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
Understandable. She is referred as such only in the beginning and that theme slowly dies out.

What if I have already hit the update wall with the manga?
User avatar #37 to #36 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
Yeah she really grows out.

I'd definitely finish up the manga and if you're in the mood to watch something you should give the anime a try! It's super cute and fun to watch.
User avatar #38 to #37 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
Thanks! I'll keep that in mind.
#39 to #38 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
I'm always happy to have people watch/read it
User avatar #26 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
**corsairjoshua used "*roll 6, pokemon*"**
**corsairjoshua rolls Poochyena**
**corsairjoshua rolls Jynx**
**corsairjoshua rolls Goldeen**
**corsairjoshua rolls Charmeleon**
**corsairjoshua rolls Gogoat**
**corsairjoshua rolls Pupitar**
User avatar #23 - TestesFly (05/11/2015) [-]
Woohoo, Minnesota!
User avatar #24 to #23 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
Yeah, boy!
User avatar #25 to #24 - TestesFly (05/11/2015) [-]
I collect our kind on my friends list. It's basically just Minnesotans, **** girls, and old FJers from like 5 years ago, only some of whom I still keep in touch with.
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#16 to #15 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
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#18 to #17 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
So... What's up?
So... What's up?
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#20 to #19 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
Oh.. I'm sorry to hear that.
Oh.. I'm sorry to hear that.
User avatar #21 to #20 - murrlogic (05/09/2015) [-]
How about you?
User avatar #22 to #21 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
Oh, it's all good on my end.
#13 - simonjiha (04/25/2015) [-]
have a gif
have a gif
#14 to #13 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
It's one of my favorites
It's one of my favorites
User avatar #12 - touches (04/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #8 - duelknight (02/17/2015) [-]
That banner though.

I should get to watching the series.
Looks fun.
#9 to #8 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
Kimi Ni Todoke ;)
Kimi Ni Todoke ;)
User avatar #10 to #9 - duelknight (02/17/2015) [-]
Thank you very much.
User avatar #11 to #10 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
I hope you enjoy it! I know that I did!
#6 - Epicgetguy (01/21/2015) [-]
It's great to know that there are people on this site with excellent taste in Waifu.
It's great to know that there are people on this site with excellent taste in Waifu.
#7 to #6 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
Truly the best Waifu.
Truly the best Waifu.
User avatar #4 - giveupnow (01/17/2014) [-]
You thumbed down napalmpie's comment. The only one. Shame on you.
User avatar #5 to #4 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (01/17/2014) [-]
I did not approve of his methods and so I did what I had to!
#2 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
Hmm tasty gif that I always want to see
Hmm tasty gif that I always want to see
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