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Date Signed Up:2/11/2011
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#1516712 - Skyping an Ex of mine. 01/03/2016 on FJ Backroom +1
#56 - The black top is a new kind of pavement that absorbs water and… 12/31/2015 on Assorted Internets #50 +1
#3272 - no homo 12/28/2015 on corporate's profile 0
#27 - Please give me more. This is brilliant.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2015 on Alex and the Demon 0
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#40 - zaxzwim (12/24/2015) [-]
check out all of 1111 comics, they are pretty good www.1111comics.me/
#448 - just remove all of your bones. No more bone spurs.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2015 on zoroso's profile 0
#449 - zoroso (12/24/2015) [-]
Why didn't I think of that? Brb preforming knee surgery to remove all bones from it
#446 - Replaying KS. Rin as usual with my gf. Howza bout chu?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/23/2015 on zoroso's profile 0
#447 - zoroso (12/23/2015) [-]
Sitting in my living room alone as usual. I'm crippled due to bone spurs. It sucks
#448 - corporate (12/24/2015) [-]
just remove all of your bones. No more bone spurs.
#449 - zoroso (12/24/2015) [-]
Why didn't I think of that? Brb preforming knee surgery to remove all bones from it
#444 - Hey babe  [+] (5 new replies) 12/23/2015 on zoroso's profile 0
#445 - zoroso (12/23/2015) [-]
Hey, long time no see. How are you?
#446 - corporate (12/23/2015) [-]
Replaying KS. Rin as usual with my gf.
Howza bout chu?
#447 - zoroso (12/23/2015) [-]
Sitting in my living room alone as usual. I'm crippled due to bone spurs. It sucks
#448 - corporate (12/24/2015) [-]
just remove all of your bones. No more bone spurs.
#449 - zoroso (12/24/2015) [-]
Why didn't I think of that? Brb preforming knee surgery to remove all bones from it
#11131009 - wowk 12/21/2015 on Happy little board 0
#545 - lets goooooooooooo 12/21/2015 on FREE GAMES BECAUSE CHRISTMAS 0
#1451601 - Butt buddies  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2015 on FJ Backroom +1
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#1451607 - jerebear (12/20/2015) [-]
I've never had a butt buddy. It is very calming.

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#2000 - corporate (04/03/2015) [+] (5 replies)
stickied by corporate
2000 holy **** mother ****** !!!!!!
#1241 - Konix (02/13/2015) [+] (3 replies)
stickied by corporate
Yo corporate, you seem like a genuinely awesome person and you bring a smile to my face whenever I see your comments. I don't really do anything other than lurk but I figured you should know that your friendliness is contagious

Plus anyone who preaches the superior katawa is cool in my book.
#3274 - abstractpink (22 hours ago) [-]
hi corpycorpcorp
User avatar #3273 - PsychoBrains (01/01/2016) [-]
.....happy new year......
User avatar #3271 - twi ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
merry Christmas
User avatar #3272 to #3271 - corporate (12/28/2015) [-]
no homo
#3270 - frigidalt (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas!
#3268 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
I hope you have merry Christmas and a lovely week.
#3269 to #3268 - corporate (12/13/2015) [-]
Thank you ^-^
#3266 - axxein (12/04/2015) [-]
Butt.
User avatar #3267 to #3266 - corporate (12/10/2015) [-]
I ******* love butts so ******* much omg
User avatar #3263 - lametitan (11/24/2015) [-]
Welcome back lazy
User avatar #3264 to #3263 - corporate (11/24/2015) [-]
>lazy

yeah ******* right hahahahahahhaa
#3262 - axxein (11/24/2015) [-]
Ayee bae. Sup? How was vacation? Im at break at work.

I also now have a mascot.
#3265 to #3262 - corporate (11/24/2015) [-]
It wasn't rewally a vacation. It's more, i was ionvolved in a play, and I didn't even get home evey night until 8pm then i worked on school stuff for several hours. and just couldn't FJ for a few weeks. Also look at all those typos i'm too lazy to fix.

I missed you
also nice mascot :333
#3247 - tanabata (11/23/2015) [-]
And it only took you three weeks to accept my friend request. I feel honored.
#3248 to #3247 - corporate (11/23/2015) [-]
I'm sorry x.x I didn't know i didn't accept it. Forgive meeee
#3249 to #3248 - tanabata (11/23/2015) [-]
It's fine, at least you accepted it in the end.
#3250 to #3249 - corporate (11/23/2015) [-]
I-is this where we kiss?
#3251 to #3250 - tanabata (11/23/2015) [-]
Aw hell naw.
#3252 to #3251 - corporate (11/23/2015) [-]
oh...alright.. Pfft I didn't want to anyways.
oh...alright.. Pfft I didn't want to anyways.
#3253 to #3252 - tanabata (11/23/2015) [-]
Sure you didn't~
User avatar #3254 to #3253 - corporate (11/23/2015) [-]
It's not like i'm gay or anything jeez.. Don't say such slanderous things.
It's almost like your trying to make me look at your supple ass
#3256 to #3255 - corporate (11/23/2015) [-]
I need a billion years of sleep... can you join me..
#3257 to #3256 - tanabata (11/23/2015) [-]
GIF
I love sleep as much as the next person but a billion sounds like way too much.
#3258 to #3257 - corporate (11/23/2015) [-]
half a billion?
User avatar #3260 to #3259 - corporate (11/23/2015) [-]
>Hair physics
User avatar #3261 to #3260 - tanabata (11/23/2015) [-]
Excitement = Hair Movement
#3245 - trisomytwentyone (11/10/2015) [-]
Go get your finger sized. We're getting rings bb.
#3244 - megpoidgumibear (11/09/2015) [-]
sup
my dick etc etc
User avatar #3240 - closotezuka (11/08/2015) [-]
WHATD YOU SAY ABOUT ME PUNK
User avatar #3241 to #3240 - corporate (11/08/2015) [-]
We were mentioning Rin users. hahah
#3242 to #3241 - closotezuka (11/08/2015) [-]
IF I HAD ARMS I WOULD PUNCH YOU
#3243 to #3242 - corporate (11/08/2015) [-]
Too bad neither of us have arms..
#3237 - fjponythread (11/07/2015) [-]
Have a gift
#3220 - zoroso (11/01/2015) [-]
bb how is you
#3221 to #3220 - corporate (11/01/2015) [-]
Good. Got mad laid last night. Youuuuuuuuuuuuuu?
#3222 to #3221 - zoroso (11/01/2015) [-]
NNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEE. I suffered absence seizures last night along with the last few weeks.
#3223 to #3222 - corporate (11/01/2015) [-]
NNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEE.

Those are always fun
User avatar #3224 to #3223 - zoroso (11/01/2015) [-]
They're not painful, so I have that going for me. So how did last night go down?
#3225 to #3224 - corporate (11/01/2015) [-]
Girl i'v ebeen doing sexy 			****		 with for a long time (her her her butt before) we usually just fore play. mouths and hands. Roleplaying and stuff.    
We were fooling around all night and she decided she wanted me to 			****		 her ass.    
So she rode me. And then I came in her butt :3
Girl i'v ebeen doing sexy **** with for a long time (her her her butt before) we usually just fore play. mouths and hands. Roleplaying and stuff.
We were fooling around all night and she decided she wanted me to **** her ass.
So she rode me. And then I came in her butt :3
#3226 to #3225 - zoroso (11/01/2015) [-]
Hot Damn. You lucky ************ . Teach me your ways
#3227 to #3226 - corporate (11/01/2015) [-]
Be a cool ***** like me yo
#3228 to #3227 - zoroso (11/01/2015) [-]
But I'm not cool my ******
User avatar #3229 to #3228 - corporate (11/01/2015) [-]
We should skype sometime
User avatar #3231 to #3230 - corporate (11/01/2015) [-]
I wanna have a conversation with you for swag sake
User avatar #3232 to #3231 - zoroso (11/01/2015) [-]
I absolutely agree
User avatar #3233 to #3232 - corporate (11/01/2015) [-]
I wanna see your willy on screen
#3235 to #3233 - zoroso (11/01/2015) [-]
So. When are you down for this?
#3236 to #3235 - corporate (11/01/2015) [-]
I don't care
.
#3234 to #3233 - zoroso (11/01/2015) [-]
Oh my, y-you too
User avatar #3219 to #3218 - corporate (10/25/2015) [-]
me af
#3203 - Virt (10/18/2015) [-]
hey babe
User avatar #3205 to #3204 - Virt (10/18/2015) [-]
just sayin hey
hows it been?
User avatar #3206 to #3205 - corporate (10/18/2015) [-]
Not terrible I s'pose. Yourself?
User avatar #3207 to #3206 - Virt (10/18/2015) [-]
pretty good
got accepted to the league public beta, got some sushi
what have you been doing?
User avatar #3208 to #3207 - corporate (10/18/2015) [-]
Eh. Had a good time with a girl last night.

Bought GTAV and Saints Row Gat out of hellbeen waiting since noon for GTA to install.
It's only at 38%. It's been 6 1/2 hours Vir t. Help
User avatar #3209 to #3208 - Virt (10/18/2015) [-]
get better computer
or internet
or both

and sweet on steam?
User avatar #3210 to #3209 - corporate (10/18/2015) [-]
Nah on Ps4.

Internet is really nice now. It's just.. I don't even know. It's taking for ******* ever
User avatar #3211 to #3210 - Virt (10/18/2015) [-]
that sucks, also i dont have a ps4 so we cant play together :C
but at least the internets nice, mines dropping a lot for no reason, thanks comcast
User avatar #3212 to #3211 - corporate (10/18/2015) [-]
yeah very recently my appartment gave eveyone free internet so I can drop my old ****** internet and step up to decent internet. For free!

Pirating is like 1000000000000000000x faster now
User avatar #3213 to #3212 - Virt (10/18/2015) [-]
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet any reason why they did that?
User avatar #3193 to #3192 - corporate (10/10/2015) [-]
oh thankies!
User avatar #3195 to #3193 - alarubra (10/10/2015) [-]
"Due to her inability at times to identify her own emotions and her trouble distinguishing the emotions of others, it is a safe assumption that Rin suffers from some degree of Alexithymia; a personality construct characterized by the sub-clinical inability to identify and describe emotions in the self."

So, I saw this, and it really helped me get why I clicked with Rin's story so much. I had never heard of this before, but it seemed like it described me pretty well, so I went and researched it a bit, and then took an online test about it. Apparently, one of the symptoms is trying to understand your own emotions through others. Like when I came to you trying to figure out why I found Rin so fascinating. And, according to the test I show highly alexithymic traits.

So, basically, I couldn't understand the emotions I was feeling that were causing me to identify with someone who can't understand their emotions..... That needs a bit to sink in. Like, it seems so obvious, now.
User avatar #3196 to #3195 - corporate (10/10/2015) [-]
That would explain why you like her so much.
Or why anyone likes any of the KS girls. It's not so much a romantic feeling as empathetic. You see yourself in them and can recognize that
User avatar #3199 to #3196 - alexithymic (10/10/2015) [-]
Hey Corporate. Long time no see. Alarubra, guess you know how I found my favorite character
User avatar #3197 to #3196 - alarubra (10/10/2015) [-]
I'm not qualified to comment on the matter of why people feel the emotions that they do.
User avatar #3194 to #3193 - alarubra (10/10/2015) [-]
I thought you would appreciate it.
User avatar #3189 to #3188 - closotezuka (10/09/2015) [-]
Holá ámígó córpóráte

How goes it you rin loving pile of pizza
User avatar #3190 to #3189 - corporate (10/09/2015) [-]
I'm alright. Just woke up for Class. Getting ready for the day.
Yourself you Rin adoring mountain of doughnuts
User avatar #3191 to #3190 - closotezuka (10/09/2015) [-]
>:o

I've been getting into undertale and saw this on the /vg/ board for it, thought it would be fitting to post it on your profile

It's good to hear you're alright, I'm going to holland for the weekend to visit my boyfriend today >:3
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