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- my old teacher used to send us to the side of the hall to do t…
- for the last kid i would have just gone "do 10 pushups"
Two problems with that:
1). One of your goals is to teach them that working out is fun and rewarding. Not to turn exercise into a punishment.
2). Kids act up for attention. You have him drop in the center of the room doing push-ups with everyone watching? That IS attention. You have him sit out when he's fucking around and only give him attention when he does GOOD things? That's how you teach a kid that they need to be good, instead of bad, to get the attention they want.
my old teacher used to send us to the side of the hall to do them. and so what if they want attention? they can get all the attention they want until their arms tire out lol
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- it's actually teppanyaki
Bitch you guessed it.
You's muthafukkn right.
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- >Jupiter >Break Mirror in half >You now have …
Day 9 planets
- The 2nd is Running in the 90's
Random shit on my phone 28
- spent over half the song tensely waiting to see if the volcano…
Xuatyi Cuthuido Itlund
- 'Convinced' "Private! Get to that truck and coll…
just bag it
The joke is that everyone knows its a bullshit command, and hes fucking with him.
The private is such a boot hes not gonna question a wrong command even if its obviously bullshit.
Its like the grid squares joke.
Give him a few years he will smarten up.
The privates gonna get the shit chewed out for not following orders is what
It's not his place to question orders and he knows it
>The private is such a boot he's not gonna question a wrong command even if it's obviously bullshit.
Are you fucking retarded? It doesn't matter if he was a fucking Gunnery Sergeant, you disobey any orders, your ass is getting NJP'd. These privates don't have any choice to question the order, they're being forced to do it, and everyone knows it's bullshit.
This hazing is a completely disgusting abuse of authority.
Or maybe he just didn't want to get punished for not doing such a simple task?
The task is pointless and a common joke among service members.
Its basically only to make the private a dumbass.
We dont test exhaust, its just not done.
Yes. We all know it was pointless. The reason why the private did it was so he wouldn't get punished for not doing it, not because he needs to "smarten up" or because he's simply not questioning it. It's because he was ordered to do it, so he did it.
- i wish i could remember my dreams when i wake up. I either fee…
Anon Has A Dream
I forgot quite often as well, the best ones I remember however, I used to have more of the great ones but they've tapered off as the years have gone by. Probably just sleeping worst than I used to.
- Roast me like a good coffee FJ.
FJ roast session.
when did Asian JB join funnyjunk?
is your asshole as bleached as your hair
The eye peeking out of your hair is the one peeking out the closet.
I bet people mistake you as a prostitute in Bangkok.
What the fuck are you?
You colored so many part of your body, yet the most important one you left as ugly as it was, you fucking changeling eskimo.
Admin, another one of your dick cleaners got out
So which loli anime did you sing the theme song for?
You're the example parents show their Tumblr kids of why you shouldn't try any sex changes.
You look like you need feminism.
Those hormones seem to be working.
you are the reason they have the "other" option on the sex section of medical papers.
Sorry, I didn't ask for Thai food.
when you go on a date your date has to follow you to check which bathroom you go in
You're the reason Professor Oak has trust issues.
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