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cornrun

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Gender: male
Age: 113
Date Signed Up:2/08/2010
Last Login:4/18/2015
Location:Everywhere and Nowhere
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#400 - Skill > Strength. Nuf Said. 08/31/2011 on Genius +1
#398 - Who needs Lockpicks when you can boot down the whole door.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/31/2011 on Genius +6
#408 - argonian (08/31/2011) [-]
You realize that they shoot the locks first before kicking them down, otherwise it would be futile and almost impossible. Usually, they have someone with a shotgun or other powerful weapon to shoot the door, kick it down and get out of the way so the breaching team behind him can do their jobs. That's why there's more than one person in that picture.

Now then, unless you have the ability to break metal with your foot, it would be unwise to do so anyways. First of all, gun or not, you're making a shit ton of noise, thereby drawing attention, and that's something you DON'T want when breaking into someone's house.

Ergo, that plan wouldn't work.
User avatar #420 - combuf (08/31/2011) [-]
Door charge?
User avatar #416 - phsycokiller (08/31/2011) [-]
owned by logic
#5 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2011 on Which Mountain? 0
User avatar #12 - tohrutakaya (08/30/2011) [-]
The newest remake of Race to witch mountain.
#24 - Picture 08/30/2011 on I fixed my computer 0
#98 - Picture 08/26/2011 on Lolocaust +9
#149 - Picture 08/26/2011 on CleverBot got destroyed! +2
#383 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2011 on Steve Jobs +12
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#137 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2011 on Brotip Compilation 4 +2
#151 - ismokefjpotleaves (08/25/2011) [-]
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#204 - Picture 08/25/2011 on At the hospital +5
#10 - The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Expansion pack, The Shivering Isles. 08/24/2011 on more sheogorath +5
#15 - Picture 08/24/2011 on OBLIVION FACTS +4
#9 - Comment deleted 08/24/2011 on Fuck the police 0
#7 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2011 on Fuck the police 0
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#52 - i meant the old sheogorath. he didn't "die" but he … 08/23/2011 on a wise man once said +1
#38 - ***SPOILER*** R.I.P Sheogorath.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/23/2011 on a wise man once said -6
User avatar #51 - swaggermaster (08/23/2011) [-]
you become sheagorath at the end he doesn't die
User avatar #52 - cornrun (08/23/2011) [-]
i meant the old sheogorath. he didn't "die" but he turned into jyggalag and went away :(.
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#26 - all you can eat for $1.99, you have $1.98. 08/23/2011 on Aborted Fetus +5
#197 - @ no.9 If you do that and miss, unless you are a trained fight… 08/19/2011 on Life hacks 0
#51 - Comment deleted 08/18/2011 on Misunderstood Mitch Comp 3 +1
#70 - a Swallow migrating with a coconut.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2011 on Honorable death +6
User avatar #77 - manlymustache (08/18/2011) [-]
What kind of swallow?
#145 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 08/18/2011 on 127 hours +29
User avatar #162 - emeraldslam (08/18/2011) [-]
My turn!
User avatar #150 - narlydude (08/18/2011) [-]
My germs!
User avatar #157 - fightlikeagirl (08/18/2011) [-]
I don't know what that is but I'm gonna lick it anyway!
#27 - pushing a button with your cock while surrounded by deadly las…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2011 on Tenacious D The pick of... +3
User avatar #29 - laurathefurry (08/13/2011) [-]
I do it with my boobs. =D
#27 - Picture 08/12/2011 on Cats are assholes. +3
#59 - source?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/12/2011 on nice dolly +1
#61 - ThatGuyOnTheRoof has deleted their comment.
User avatar #60 - LazyAnon (08/12/2011) [-]
it was basket something or other, the monster's name is Belial and he was a conjoined twin or something. You should be able to find out with some research
#30 - all i remember from last night is felling a massive jigglypuff… 08/12/2011 on Dreams 0
#116 - how do you know they died sooner if you don't know the lifespa…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/12/2011 on Motivational Life 5 0
User avatar #118 - kelpoice (08/12/2011) [-]
medical technologies can get the health of a persons heart and estimate remaining lifespan.when someone dies of brokenheart syndrome their heart stops working for no reason.this also happens to soldiers not mentally capable to face war they lose all hope and their body and mind just slowly start to give up
User avatar #135 - IceCreamGuy (08/12/2011) [-]
I think you are referring to "Depression".
User avatar #782 - Dudedog (08/13/2011) [-]
BHS is a result from deep depression from losing a loved one

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