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Date Signed Up:2/08/2010
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#139 - Hostel: When they take a swirly too far. 09/02/2011 on Comp. Of Blergh 3 0
#187 - Disappoint on first one. When i read laser scissors i thought … 09/02/2011 on Doo Want Part 2 -1
#65 - he can teleport too 09/02/2011 on Minecraft +1
#1040 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/31/2011 on Have you Grammar Nazis seen... +2
#1068 - markedone (08/31/2011) [-]
User avatar #1053 - syntheticham (08/31/2011) [-]
freaking. epic.
#293 - THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!....eye. 08/31/2011 on Mind Blowing Goodness +1
#400 - Skill > Strength. Nuf Said. 08/31/2011 on Genius +1
#398 - Who needs Lockpicks when you can boot down the whole door.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/31/2011 on Genius +6
#408 - argonian (08/31/2011) [-]
You realize that they shoot the locks first before kicking them down, otherwise it would be futile and almost impossible. Usually, they have someone with a shotgun or other powerful weapon to shoot the door, kick it down and get out of the way so the breaching team behind him can do their jobs. That's why there's more than one person in that picture.

Now then, unless you have the ability to break metal with your foot, it would be unwise to do so anyways. First of all, gun or not, you're making a shit ton of noise, thereby drawing attention, and that's something you DON'T want when breaking into someone's house.

Ergo, that plan wouldn't work.
User avatar #420 - combuf (08/31/2011) [-]
Door charge?
User avatar #416 - phsycokiller (08/31/2011) [-]
owned by logic
#5 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2011 on Which Mountain? 0
User avatar #12 - tohrutakaya (08/30/2011) [-]
The newest remake of Race to witch mountain.
#24 - Picture 08/30/2011 on I fixed my computer 0
#98 - Picture 08/26/2011 on Lolocaust +9
#149 - Picture 08/26/2011 on CleverBot got destroyed! +2
#148 - <-------------OP  [+] (3 new replies) 08/26/2011 on CleverBot got destroyed! +15
#161 - internetjesus (08/26/2011) [-]
<----OP
#162 - imthepunkkid (08/26/2011) [-]
#150 - talr (08/26/2011) [-]
#383 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2011 on Steve Jobs +12
User avatar #420 - strifypinkystar (08/26/2011) [-]
i just laughed as everyone so i would be one of them...
#391 - seelcudoom (08/26/2011) [-]
#137 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2011 on Brotip Compilation 4 +2
#151 - ismokefjpotleaves (08/25/2011) [-]
#156 - omegaxxxxx (08/25/2011) [-]
Th-T-Thunderdome? Is that you? What have they done!?
#204 - Picture 08/25/2011 on At the hospital +5
#10 - The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Expansion pack, The Shivering Isles. 08/24/2011 on more sheogorath +5
#15 - Picture 08/24/2011 on OBLIVION FACTS +4
#9 - oh, ok 08/24/2011 on Fuck the police 0
#7 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2011 on Fuck the police 0
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#52 - i meant the old sheogorath. he didn't "die" but he … 08/23/2011 on a wise man once said +1
#38 - ***SPOILER*** R.I.P Sheogorath.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/23/2011 on a wise man once said -6
User avatar #51 - swaggermaster (08/23/2011) [-]
you become sheagorath at the end he doesn't die
User avatar #52 - cornrun (08/23/2011) [-]
i meant the old sheogorath. he didn't "die" but he turned into jyggalag and went away :(.
User avatar #39 - originaltroll (08/23/2011) [-]
but im not dead.
#26 - all you can eat for $1.99, you have $1.98. 08/23/2011 on Aborted Fetus +5
#197 - @ no.9 If you do that and miss, unless you are a trained fight… 08/19/2011 on Life hacks 0
#51 - Hate to do this, but... *Syndrome 08/18/2011 on Misunderstood Mitch Comp 3 +1
#70 - a Swallow migrating with a coconut.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2011 on Honorable death +6
User avatar #77 - manlymustache (08/18/2011) [-]
What kind of swallow?
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