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#194 - Which is why I mentioned standing water. Moving water has a LO… 09/17/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#192 - What makes you so sure...? Anything higher than 0.5km (150…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
User avatar #193 - lyiat (09/17/2014) [-]
Because surface tension. The harder you hit any liquid, the more solid it becomes. At terminal velocity, hitting water is the same as hitting a granite wall.
User avatar #194 - cormy (09/17/2014) [-]
Which is why I mentioned standing water. Moving water has a LOT less surface tension.
Also, people make an incorrect assumption about how that whole "hit it harder, the harder it is" logic. Yes, this is a physical law of incompressible, non-newtonian liquids, however it is an effect that, like most laws, does not behave "perfectly" in the real world. Because the water actually has room to move out of the way in a large body such as a lake.
More importantly, water does actually compress slightly, albeit very little compared to most liquids so it will absorb some of the blow while at the same time getting pushed out of the way.
Surface tension actually has very little to do with this. It's a common misconception that surface tension is what makes water so "special". It's actually just a property that has to do with something's ability to actually pass into water, which doesn't affect a human's entry.
Check surface tension at work: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KKNnjFpGto
#100 - ?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2014 on setting bunnies on fire 0
User avatar #119 - ScottPilgrim (09/16/2014) [-]
Flareon now learns Flar blitz naturally
#99 - It's funny because RPG has nothing to do with the stat system. 09/16/2014 on setting bunnies on fire +1
#375 - They can, I just wanted to point out that the autistic manchil…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2014 on Gravity falls 0
User avatar #388 - lorkhan (09/16/2014) [-]
Even though I understand what you're saying, thats kind of implying that only bronies can have autism, its not like people who just like Gravity Falls can be autistic without being bronies.
#143 - Why did you reply to me?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2014 on post your 5 main interests 0
User avatar #144 - mordax (09/16/2014) [-]
accident.. ignore it
#139 - - Understanding - Music - Fun - Art - Challenges  [+] (3 new replies) 09/16/2014 on post your 5 main interests 0
#142 - mordax (09/16/2014) [-]
- WORKING HARD, COMRADE!!!
- drinking with buddy's
- tv series
- cs:go
- cycling
User avatar #143 - cormy (09/16/2014) [-]
Why did you reply to me?
User avatar #144 - mordax (09/16/2014) [-]
accident.. ignore it
#359 - I don't know if it's just us, but it seems to me that siblings… 09/16/2014 on Gravity falls 0
#355 - Keep in mind that bronies can be part of other fandoms aswell.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/16/2014 on Gravity falls 0
User avatar #374 - lorkhan (09/16/2014) [-]
Gravity Falls fans can't?
User avatar #375 - cormy (09/16/2014) [-]
They can, I just wanted to point out that the autistic manchildren that flock together as bronies can also become fans of Gravity Falls, bringing their autism with them.
User avatar #388 - lorkhan (09/16/2014) [-]
Even though I understand what you're saying, thats kind of implying that only bronies can have autism, its not like people who just like Gravity Falls can be autistic without being bronies.
#351 - What even is this...?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2014 on Gravity falls 0
#339 - Personally, I don't see the obsession with incest per se, the … 09/16/2014 on Gravity falls 0
#338 - I think the problem here is that you think the internet doesn'… 09/16/2014 on Gravity falls 0
#337 - Kissing, especially in such a tame place as the cheek, does no… 09/16/2014 on Gravity falls 0
#142 - It should be doable, especially if it isn't standing water. La…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/16/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
User avatar #143 - lyiat (09/16/2014) [-]
Nah, you'll just completely shatter your legs and have your hips drive up into your spinal cord, completely preventing you from being able to get back to the surface. And drown.

I mean zero, bro. It has never happened and never will. It is just a pointedly statistical impossibility. Theoretically, all my atoms could move in the same direction at once and I could teleport into the wall next to me. It's still just never going to happen.
User avatar #192 - cormy (09/17/2014) [-]
What makes you so sure...?
Anything higher than 0.5km (1500feet) will have you reach terminal velocity of 200km/h (120mph) and people have survived hitting asphalt at that speed. Pretty sure war is MUCH softer than asphalt.
User avatar #193 - lyiat (09/17/2014) [-]
Because surface tension. The harder you hit any liquid, the more solid it becomes. At terminal velocity, hitting water is the same as hitting a granite wall.
User avatar #194 - cormy (09/17/2014) [-]
Which is why I mentioned standing water. Moving water has a LOT less surface tension.
Also, people make an incorrect assumption about how that whole "hit it harder, the harder it is" logic. Yes, this is a physical law of incompressible, non-newtonian liquids, however it is an effect that, like most laws, does not behave "perfectly" in the real world. Because the water actually has room to move out of the way in a large body such as a lake.
More importantly, water does actually compress slightly, albeit very little compared to most liquids so it will absorb some of the blow while at the same time getting pushed out of the way.
Surface tension actually has very little to do with this. It's a common misconception that surface tension is what makes water so "special". It's actually just a property that has to do with something's ability to actually pass into water, which doesn't affect a human's entry.
Check surface tension at work: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KKNnjFpGto
#136 - Well... Alright I guess. Please be more polite next time though. 09/16/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#134 - Something along the lines of " **** , this is …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/16/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
User avatar #140 - lyiat (09/16/2014) [-]
While true, no one has ever survived such a fall over water. The impact will knock you the fuck out and you'll drown.
User avatar #142 - cormy (09/16/2014) [-]
It should be doable, especially if it isn't standing water. Landing feet first will certainly have you plunging fairly deep but you shouldn't lose consciousness if you go feet first.
User avatar #143 - lyiat (09/16/2014) [-]
Nah, you'll just completely shatter your legs and have your hips drive up into your spinal cord, completely preventing you from being able to get back to the surface. And drown.

I mean zero, bro. It has never happened and never will. It is just a pointedly statistical impossibility. Theoretically, all my atoms could move in the same direction at once and I could teleport into the wall next to me. It's still just never going to happen.
User avatar #192 - cormy (09/17/2014) [-]
What makes you so sure...?
Anything higher than 0.5km (1500feet) will have you reach terminal velocity of 200km/h (120mph) and people have survived hitting asphalt at that speed. Pretty sure war is MUCH softer than asphalt.
User avatar #193 - lyiat (09/17/2014) [-]
Because surface tension. The harder you hit any liquid, the more solid it becomes. At terminal velocity, hitting water is the same as hitting a granite wall.
User avatar #194 - cormy (09/17/2014) [-]
Which is why I mentioned standing water. Moving water has a LOT less surface tension.
Also, people make an incorrect assumption about how that whole "hit it harder, the harder it is" logic. Yes, this is a physical law of incompressible, non-newtonian liquids, however it is an effect that, like most laws, does not behave "perfectly" in the real world. Because the water actually has room to move out of the way in a large body such as a lake.
More importantly, water does actually compress slightly, albeit very little compared to most liquids so it will absorb some of the blow while at the same time getting pushed out of the way.
Surface tension actually has very little to do with this. It's a common misconception that surface tension is what makes water so "special". It's actually just a property that has to do with something's ability to actually pass into water, which doesn't affect a human's entry.
Check surface tension at work: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KKNnjFpGto
#132 - I feel your pain good sir, my laptop was stolen. Luckily I…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#133 - iliketomop (09/16/2014) [-]
clearly there are 2 types of people
me, irresponsible and now reaction folderless
you, responsible and still has their reaction folder

pic obviously unrelated
#90 - For the love of god please include NSFU2 in your list of non-c… 09/16/2014 on tumblr 0
#89 - Not a trailer, it's in-game footage. They're introductions… 09/16/2014 on tumblr +1
#88 - lol thanks but I had already found that, aswell as another tha… 09/16/2014 on tumblr 0
#65 - The speed at which I would leave this site if I ever found out… 09/16/2014 on admin sells fj for 2.5... 0
#53 - Gotta say that was disappointed by the end of the second but t…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2014 on UHmm wat +1
#54 - seras (09/15/2014) [-]
Can't wait!!
#63 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2014 on The Fallen 0
User avatar #64 - hourlyb (09/15/2014) [-]
Sorry, that was a typo.
I do not believe a marine or soldier would be that untrained.
#40 - I'm gonna be a lazy ****** and not look this … 09/15/2014 on this almost happened to me 0
#40 - Here, take this.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/15/2014 on tumblr +23
User avatar #85 - marlton (09/15/2014) [-]
Need for Speed: Most Wanted (2012) All Ambush Event Intro Cinematics/Cutscenes Sauce
User avatar #88 - cormy (09/16/2014) [-]
lol thanks but I had already found that, aswell as another that was added after that video was put up. It's too bad only the first 3 in that video are any good.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XniAosUftbQ&list=WL&index=39
User avatar #75 - assassindash (09/15/2014) [-]
"Oh what?" *sees pyramid of cars*
*pyramid of cars starts moving*
"Oh fuck, oh shit, oh fuck" *turns around to drive away*
*Carnado*
"OH WHAT THE FU-"
User avatar #80 - jaynsilentbob (09/15/2014) [-]
yep, that's what happened.
User avatar #86 - assassindash (09/15/2014) [-]
Yep, it's what happened, but with voice representation.
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User avatar #101 - tinkotin (09/10/2014) [-]
hi
#102 to #101 - cormy (09/10/2014) [-]
WHO SAID THAT?!
WHICH ONE O' YA'LL DEAD *********** JUST SAID THAT **** ?!
WAS IS YOU STRING BEANS?!
Ya skinny ass-lookin' ********** .
TURN AROUND AND SAY IT AGAIN! TURN AROUND AND SAY IT AGAIN!
#104 to #103 - cormy (09/10/2014) [-]
OOOOOOOOOHHH!!!   
NOW YOU 						******					 UP.
OOOOOOOOOHHH!!!
NOW YOU ****** UP.
User avatar #105 to #104 - tinkotin (09/10/2014) [-]
are you gonna hold me down and force **** me or what
#106 to #105 - cormy (09/10/2014) [-]
No I'll probably just keep quoting what seems to me like a relevant reaction video because I have no idea who you are or why you're commenting here in the first place.
No I'll probably just keep quoting what seems to me like a relevant reaction video because I have no idea who you are or why you're commenting here in the first place.
User avatar #107 to #106 - tinkotin (09/10/2014) [-]
i just wanted to say hi to people because saying hi is nice
#108 to #107 - cormy (09/10/2014) [-]
Can you not?
Saying hi might seem like a nice thing to do to you, but it isn't to me.
#109 to #108 - tinkotin (09/10/2014) [-]
In the end of the day I don't think you realise that you cannot stop what has already happened.   
For the record, I didn't say hi because I wanted to be nice or some 						********					, I said hi out of my own boredom and desire to talk to complete strangers that have at some point in the past opened the /bronies/ board
In the end of the day I don't think you realise that you cannot stop what has already happened.
For the record, I didn't say hi because I wanted to be nice or some ******** , I said hi out of my own boredom and desire to talk to complete strangers that have at some point in the past opened the /bronies/ board
#110 to #109 - cormy (09/10/2014) [-]
That's... Pretty random.   
Especially considering the number of times I've been brought there just by following a roll or by being rolled myself.   
In fact, MiscarriĀ­age rolled me just yesterday.
That's... Pretty random.
Especially considering the number of times I've been brought there just by following a roll or by being rolled myself.
In fact, MiscarriĀ­age rolled me just yesterday.
User avatar #111 to #110 - tinkotin (09/10/2014) [-]
bronies is pretty cool and so is missy
also lel so random xD

I can stop bothering you if you want.
#93 to #92 - cormy (08/04/2014) [-]
Far more work went into stitching this together than I care to admit.
MS paint is a god.
#94 to #93 - cormy (08/05/2014) [-]
Not my work, hence how ugly it is.
#82 - cormy (07/27/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#55 - cormy (07/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, definitely on the low for gifs. I might've had more on the laptop but that was stolen a few months ago.   
Are pics fine limb?
Yeah, definitely on the low for gifs. I might've had more on the laptop but that was stolen a few months ago.
Are pics fine limb?
#61 to #55 - limb ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
I have this.
I have this.
#69 to #66 - limb ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
That's about all I got thanks for the gifs a pictures.
That's about all I got thanks for the gifs a pictures.
#70 to #68 - cormy (07/22/2014) [-]
There are still more to come limb!
#71 to #70 - cormy (07/22/2014) [-]
Dunno what your interests are but I tend to like more vibrant pictures with cute faces and awesome hair.
#72 to #71 - cormy (07/22/2014) [-]
I also have a weakness for furs as I'm sure you've noticed lol
#73 to #72 - cormy (07/22/2014) [-]
I'm in my Geass folder atm.
I really really love Code Geass and its characters.
#74 to #73 - cormy (07/22/2014) [-]
I have posted all my geass folder before along with all the sources so if you'd like I can link you to that. It's on facebook, with sources in the descriptions.
#76 to #75 - cormy (07/22/2014) [-]
I'll PM you the link if you want it.
#79 to #78 - cormy (07/22/2014) [-]
Alright back to random anime chicks.
#81 to #80 - cormy (07/22/2014) [-]
#56 to #55 - cormy (07/22/2014) [-]
God damn short Tumblr gifs...
God damn short Tumblr gifs...
#59 to #58 - cormy (07/22/2014) [-]
I really have barely anything on this damn PC for gifs >.< Mostly just mlp-related stuff.
I really have barely anything on this damn PC for gifs >.< Mostly just mlp-related stuff.
#60 to #59 - cormy (07/22/2014) [-]
Really I just don't have much on here in general other than mlp pics &gt;.&lt; Ugh
Really I just don't have much on here in general other than mlp pics >.< Ugh
#53 - ideae (07/03/2014) [-]
hay. how u doin?
User avatar #54 to #53 - cormy (07/03/2014) [-]
Alright and you?
#52 - cormy (06/16/2014) [-]
Hurray! I now know where this... Thing... Is from.   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5LAaac9ABo
Hurray! I now know where this... Thing... Is from.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5LAaac9ABo
#51 - cormy (05/29/2014) [-]
Wtf kgmonell, y u do dis?
User avatar #32 - shibe (12/20/2013) [-]
Not musical theory, just music genres and history of rock music and that such. Sorry I couldn't respond to you in the thread.
User avatar #33 to #32 - cormy (12/20/2013) [-]
How 'bout Electronic genres?
User avatar #34 to #33 - shibe (12/20/2013) [-]
Electronic music and it's sub genres is my favorite.

I'm more favorable to the IDM side instead of the EDM side. But both are still quite enjoyable.
User avatar #35 to #34 - cormy (12/20/2013) [-]
[white]I'm trying to think of how I want to formulate the question I want to ask lol...
How would you... Arrange the genres in relation to how the sound-relate to each other structurally?
Use this as base I guess: You need to login to view this link
User avatar #8 - cormy (06/04/2013) [-]
If anyone can help me find an absolutely ancient Tales of Symphonia parody series, you have all my love. It was a parody of the game, not the anime and it featured such stupidity as:
"Redbull gives you wings!"
"The chosen? The chosen. THE CHOSEN! THE CHOSEN!?! THE CHOSEN! The chosen of mana. The chosen."
"Woman, woman, woman, woman, woman!"
"Mythos wanted to **** Noishe."
#7 - cormy (05/15/2013) [-]
Source for this here gif: www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAsPeY8BsQU
Source for this here gif: www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAsPeY8BsQU
User avatar #1 - twi (04/14/2013) [-]
umm... hi?
#2 to #1 - cormy (04/14/2013) [-]
Oh most unholy 						****					 that was fast! O.o   
I wub you.   
I think that's about it! XD
Oh most unholy **** that was fast! O.o
I wub you.
I think that's about it! XD
User avatar #3 to #2 - twi (04/14/2013) [-]
oh my <3
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