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Date Signed Up:11/27/2010
Last Login:11/23/2014
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#1 - He got tired of being player two. 07/31/2013 on I knew it! 0
#5 - Comment deleted 07/31/2013 on Adventure Time -4
#6 - Well if you remember history correctly great empires are alway… 07/31/2013 on Not-So-Funny-Junk- 0
#10 - Well it would fit perfectly with the shows they are showing no… 07/31/2013 on Beautiful 0
#30 - Hey I only tolerate them because there are worse people on this site. 07/31/2013 on 3 times if lucky 0
#27 - Well I tolerate them/.So I suppose so.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2013 on 3 times if lucky 0
#28 - lolwtfbbqryan (07/31/2013) [-]
thats right love and tolerate
#30 - corkyobject (07/31/2013) [-]
Hey I only tolerate them because there are worse people on this site.
#23 - I'd probably start with the vegans.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/31/2013 on 3 times if lucky 0
User avatar #26 - lolwtfbbqryan (07/31/2013) [-]
Do bronies count as part of your brethren?
#27 - corkyobject (07/31/2013) [-]
Well I tolerate them/.So I suppose so.
#28 - lolwtfbbqryan (07/31/2013) [-]
thats right love and tolerate
#30 - corkyobject (07/31/2013) [-]
Hey I only tolerate them because there are worse people on this site.
#21 - Like who exactly?  [+] (6 new replies) 07/31/2013 on 3 times if lucky 0
User avatar #22 - theugandanhero (07/31/2013) [-]
I don't know just people you don't like I guess lol
#23 - corkyobject (07/31/2013) [-]
I'd probably start with the vegans.
User avatar #26 - lolwtfbbqryan (07/31/2013) [-]
Do bronies count as part of your brethren?
#27 - corkyobject (07/31/2013) [-]
Well I tolerate them/.So I suppose so.
#28 - lolwtfbbqryan (07/31/2013) [-]
thats right love and tolerate
#30 - corkyobject (07/31/2013) [-]
Hey I only tolerate them because there are worse people on this site.
#19 - No I wouldn't kill any of my Funnyjunk brethren. Only radical …  [+] (8 new replies) 07/31/2013 on 3 times if lucky 0
User avatar #20 - theugandanhero (07/31/2013) [-]
Trust me, you'd want to kill some of the lesser-liked brethren on this site.
#21 - corkyobject (07/31/2013) [-]
Like who exactly?
User avatar #22 - theugandanhero (07/31/2013) [-]
I don't know just people you don't like I guess lol
#23 - corkyobject (07/31/2013) [-]
I'd probably start with the vegans.
User avatar #26 - lolwtfbbqryan (07/31/2013) [-]
Do bronies count as part of your brethren?
#27 - corkyobject (07/31/2013) [-]
Well I tolerate them/.So I suppose so.
#28 - lolwtfbbqryan (07/31/2013) [-]
thats right love and tolerate
#30 - corkyobject (07/31/2013) [-]
Hey I only tolerate them because there are worse people on this site.
#6 - I really miss Megas XLR I wish it was still on.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/31/2013 on Beautiful +4
User avatar #23 - spawnsy (07/31/2013) [-]
Youtube my friend
User avatar #9 - blackmore (07/31/2013) [-]
ya its the only show based on new jersey that I like.
#10 - corkyobject (07/31/2013) [-]
Well it would fit perfectly with the shows they are showing now. Since many are the kids are fat and love to play video games.
#17 - It would be awesome if you could buy that.  [+] (10 new replies) 07/31/2013 on 3 times if lucky 0
User avatar #18 - theugandanhero (07/31/2013) [-]
I would be running if you bought that.
#19 - corkyobject (07/31/2013) [-]
No I wouldn't kill any of my Funnyjunk brethren. Only radical feminists, vegans, neo nazi's. the kkk, hipsters, swag fags, the rich who destroyed the entire world's economy, pedophiles, and people that don't like bacon.
User avatar #20 - theugandanhero (07/31/2013) [-]
Trust me, you'd want to kill some of the lesser-liked brethren on this site.
#21 - corkyobject (07/31/2013) [-]
Like who exactly?
User avatar #22 - theugandanhero (07/31/2013) [-]
I don't know just people you don't like I guess lol
#23 - corkyobject (07/31/2013) [-]
I'd probably start with the vegans.
User avatar #26 - lolwtfbbqryan (07/31/2013) [-]
Do bronies count as part of your brethren?
#27 - corkyobject (07/31/2013) [-]
Well I tolerate them/.So I suppose so.
#28 - lolwtfbbqryan (07/31/2013) [-]
thats right love and tolerate
#30 - corkyobject (07/31/2013) [-]
Hey I only tolerate them because there are worse people on this site.
#2 - Where will you be when diarrhea strikes? 07/31/2013 on LETSAGO +2
#1 - I wish I could grow a beard. 07/31/2013 on How you beard +1
#2 - You better make it double.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/31/2013 on Earth +2
User avatar #5 - tubaplayah (07/31/2013) [-]
There would be nothing to protect the world from devastation.
#13 - Womens Study Major (07/31/2013) [-]
Then we wouldn't be able to unite all peoples within our nation.
#7 - hetfield (07/31/2013) [-]
Pudding
#56 - Who are the worst people the WBC, the KKK, neo nazi's, or vegans.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/31/2013 on any takers 0
User avatar #83 - Grom (07/31/2013) [-]
well actually, the KKK denounced any connections with WBC. something along the lines of "we do not share any views with the WBC nor do we agree with any of their views"
neo nazi's aren't really in your face about their beliefs
and vegans only make a scene on the internet, irl they're quite easy to avoid.
that just leaves the WBC to hate
#94 - sidathon (07/31/2013) [-]
Your son has turned into a bit of a douche, hasn't he?
#69 - jakelax (07/31/2013) [-]
id say WBC KKK neo nazi vegans
#24 - This is what we will use to defeat the radical feminists maybe… 07/30/2013 on Soooo 0
#5 - Do chameleons make good pets?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2013 on polite chameleon 0
User avatar #7 - colcrockett (07/31/2013) [-]
No but they make great dinner guests.
User avatar #6 - beardedbassman (07/30/2013) [-]
It depends what you want in a pet. They are more like having a fish tank as they become very stressed when handled, so it is better to look at them instead of touching.
#7 - But can he see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch. 07/30/2013 on I see what you did there +4
#2 - Comment deleted 07/30/2013 on Hey Fj how about this epic... 0
#3 - Looks tasty. 07/30/2013 on My kitten came in the mail... +1
#31 - Wait if this was a true interpretation of America there would …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2013 on 'merica in a nutshell +3
#36 - marsupilami (07/30/2013) [-]
#5 - I remember since I have all four seasons. But I just want too … 07/30/2013 on beer +1
#3 - Well it would have been nice if they finished it. But I guess …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2013 on beer +1
User avatar #4 - atrumaliger (07/30/2013) [-]
In fairness, we already know how it'll end - It shown the future Jack, with the beard and Spartan cloak on, if you remember.
#5 - corkyobject (07/30/2013) [-]
I remember since I have all four seasons. But I just want too see it happen.
#1 - It takes skill to trip on a flat surface. 07/30/2013 on Skill 0
#9 - That is one of the most American pictures I have ever seen. 07/29/2013 on Eagle +1

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User avatar #5 - gugek (11/22/2014) [-]
Good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day my friend .
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Good morning friend. Hope your day is fantastic.
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