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#114 - You can easily plow a large horde at once if you can lower the…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/25/2013 on Borderlands? 0
User avatar #115 - hhanako (10/25/2013) [-]
yeah, but you can't possibly hope to hit every last one unless they're packed in there like sardines
#116 - corkyobject (10/25/2013) [-]
Well no but you are technically on a giant fortress that can run them over since they can't climb. Plus you can have snipers, flamethrowers, and whatever else you want on this moving fortress.
User avatar #117 - hhanako (10/25/2013) [-]
that's a hell of a lot of fuel you're going to go through
#118 - corkyobject (10/25/2013) [-]
But still you will be able to kill a horde that has reached the size of thousands without many people dying.
User avatar #119 - hhanako (10/25/2013) [-]
if there's going to be a zombie apocalypse, the last place i want to be is somewhere that might have a horde that size. no horde at all is even better.
#120 - corkyobject (10/25/2013) [-]
But there will be hordes and they will be attracted to one another since they are slow,stupid, and will make a lot of noise which will attract other zombies to it. Plus the giant machine will be able to cur horde into a fraction of the size if someone knows how to operate it.
#6 - Where will you be when diarrhea strikes? 10/24/2013 on I dont know a use for this 0
#29 - The ultimate weapon in a zombie apocalypse.  [+] (8 new replies) 10/24/2013 on Borderlands? 0
User avatar #66 - hhanako (10/24/2013) [-]
how? how is something that massive going to be good against soemthing the size of a human?
#114 - corkyobject (10/25/2013) [-]
You can easily plow a large horde at once if you can lower the giant blade.
User avatar #115 - hhanako (10/25/2013) [-]
yeah, but you can't possibly hope to hit every last one unless they're packed in there like sardines
#116 - corkyobject (10/25/2013) [-]
Well no but you are technically on a giant fortress that can run them over since they can't climb. Plus you can have snipers, flamethrowers, and whatever else you want on this moving fortress.
User avatar #117 - hhanako (10/25/2013) [-]
that's a hell of a lot of fuel you're going to go through
#118 - corkyobject (10/25/2013) [-]
But still you will be able to kill a horde that has reached the size of thousands without many people dying.
User avatar #119 - hhanako (10/25/2013) [-]
if there's going to be a zombie apocalypse, the last place i want to be is somewhere that might have a horde that size. no horde at all is even better.
#120 - corkyobject (10/25/2013) [-]
But there will be hordes and they will be attracted to one another since they are slow,stupid, and will make a lot of noise which will attract other zombies to it. Plus the giant machine will be able to cur horde into a fraction of the size if someone knows how to operate it.
#272 - The dark lord. 10/21/2013 on name yourself bros.. +1
#2 - I bet there was a spider on the ceiling. 10/02/2013 on For Science!! 0
#4 - Well he is obviously going to steal the declaration of indepen… 10/02/2013 on One Reason 0
#8 - I think that this would make an awesome video game. 10/02/2013 on Yellow always wins 0
#6 - Comment deleted 09/25/2013 on Island of socotra, Yemen 0
#17 - Codename:Captain sorry. 09/24/2013 on Captain Canada! 0
#7 - Comment deleted 09/23/2013 on Post Apocalypse 0
#1 - Well you can't kick ass on an empty stomach. 09/22/2013 on Sometimes You Really Need A... +10
#3 - How do we know he's not a giant? 09/20/2013 on Fun Size +18
#1 - Why not burn the people that wear the hat?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2013 on let them burn +16
User avatar #4 - stimtheone (09/18/2013) [-]
All in due time
#3 - derricktwo (09/18/2013) [-]
It's not about the hat, it's about sending a message.
#2 - Would godzilla ever attack lego city? 09/18/2013 on Godzilla. 0
#15 - Silly people don't you know that every other country is just a… 09/18/2013 on lets hope they don't live here +1
#3 - So they have been singing  [+] (4 new replies) 09/17/2013 on lets hope they don't live here +13
User avatar #14 - MonkeyManz (09/18/2013) [-]
wait...its not
#15 - corkyobject (09/18/2013) [-]
Silly people don't you know that every other country is just another part of America.
User avatar #8 - avatarofavarice (09/18/2013) [-]
But...
It says in the post right there that they're from Sweden.
#7 - Womens Study Major (09/17/2013) [-]
"...TV show."
#3 - So the terminators have created a new terminator to destroy Jo… 09/17/2013 on Fanny: The World's Largest... +1
#1 - I wonder how high he is? 09/15/2013 on Oh Kyle... +1
#3 - Were can I get the batman shirt?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2013 on If Gym Clothes Were Honest. 0
#11 - This is one of the reasons that I don't trust Asian people. 09/14/2013 on Oh 0
#6 - Unless the initial virus was injected to the spider than there… 09/14/2013 on Wait Until Their Apocalypse +2
#5 - I wonder if he can see why kid's love the taste of cinnamon to… 09/14/2013 on Bird is the word +3
#3 - Where is Nicolas Cage?  [+] (5 new replies) 09/13/2013 on Welcome To the Internet +46
#45 - Womens Study Major (09/14/2013) [-]
On 9gag with all the other cancer
#43 - mintaj (09/14/2013) [-]
He's obviously gone to steal the declaration of independence
User avatar #37 - emostrawberry (09/14/2013) [-]
Everywhere
User avatar #24 - raquizta (09/14/2013) [-]
In our hearts.
User avatar #11 - matou (09/14/2013) [-]
he was driving the truck
#243 - You're gonna go far, kid in my ass. 09/07/2013 on time to revive an old... 0
#6 - What's that axe thing called? For I wish to buy it. 09/06/2013 on Zombie Compilation 0

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User avatar #5 - gugek (11/22/2014) [-]
Good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day my friend .
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Good morning friend. Hope your day is fantastic.
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