corkyobject

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#5 - He was bread for this exact purpose. 11/21/2013 on My body is bready +8
#2 - Wearing all of that would be unbearable.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2013 on Gotta Love the 2nd Amendment 0
#6 - kittenfarts (11/21/2013) [-]
That joke was whoreable
#7 - Now sell it to a bunch a hipsters for a thousand bucks. 11/21/2013 on Small terarium +46
#3 - He's not fat he's Americanized. 11/20/2013 on Bear in the big blue house... +2
#5 - So would you get an achievement for getting an achievement?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/19/2013 on Videogame +17
User avatar #7 - macabrealucard (11/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 - processing (11/19/2013) [-]
Achievception
#4 - Would this mean that the fat kids are road blocks?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2013 on Wait what +1
#9 - ratchkae (11/19/2013) [-]
but who is phone
#86 - Well obviously grab the American flag and go to Oz and bring a… 11/19/2013 on What would you Do. 0
#1 - It's not fat it's just American sized. 11/18/2013 on That's one fat squirrel.. 0
#4 - Does it want us to start the reactor?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2013 on What Did You Expect? +1
#12 - thecomkiller (11/17/2013) [-]
#4 - Well he is obviously drunk because there is a beer bottle in f… 11/16/2013 on (untitled) 0
#6 - Aquaman is into some kinky things. 11/13/2013 on Get it together aquaman 0
#5 - This is very true since all my friends left for college and no… 11/12/2013 on *clears throat* 0
#9 - Comment deleted 11/11/2013 on CSI 0
#17 - Well it's pretty obvious that dinosaurs fought off the alien i… 11/11/2013 on Wut? 0
#4 - I think those are Australian pandas. 11/11/2013 on Petting zoo 0
#4 - Times are tough even for the tooth fairy. 11/10/2013 on Have I missed something? 0
#63 - Terror of the disco werewolves. This would be a groovy mov… 11/10/2013 on Monster Movie 0
#4 - Kind of like this? 11/10/2013 on Fuck you, admin 0
#1 - She has a very rare doll since there are only nein in existence. 11/09/2013 on Christmas is coming! +3
#4 - A future politician. 11/05/2013 on Wiggle Wiggle 0
#2 - Well he's seeing how many can fit on the grill.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2013 on cute welsh corgi +6
#3 - fathis (11/01/2013) [-]
hah
#15 - I think that's just an average day in Australia. 10/28/2013 on Haloween 0
#120 - But there will be hordes and they will be attracted to one ano… 10/25/2013 on Borderlands? 0
#118 - But still you will be able to kill a horde that has reached th…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/25/2013 on Borderlands? 0
User avatar #119 - hhanako (10/25/2013) [-]
if there's going to be a zombie apocalypse, the last place i want to be is somewhere that might have a horde that size. no horde at all is even better.
#120 - corkyobject (10/25/2013) [-]
But there will be hordes and they will be attracted to one another since they are slow,stupid, and will make a lot of noise which will attract other zombies to it. Plus the giant machine will be able to cur horde into a fraction of the size if someone knows how to operate it.
#116 - Well no but you are technically on a giant fortress that can r…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/25/2013 on Borderlands? 0
User avatar #117 - hhanako (10/25/2013) [-]
that's a hell of a lot of fuel you're going to go through
#118 - corkyobject (10/25/2013) [-]
But still you will be able to kill a horde that has reached the size of thousands without many people dying.
User avatar #119 - hhanako (10/25/2013) [-]
if there's going to be a zombie apocalypse, the last place i want to be is somewhere that might have a horde that size. no horde at all is even better.
#120 - corkyobject (10/25/2013) [-]
But there will be hordes and they will be attracted to one another since they are slow,stupid, and will make a lot of noise which will attract other zombies to it. Plus the giant machine will be able to cur horde into a fraction of the size if someone knows how to operate it.

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