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#12 - I wonder how much experience they got for beating that boss. 01/18/2014 on guinea pigs 0
#1 - Oil or no oil we're still going to bring democracy to your planet. 01/18/2014 on Go Away! +1
#89 - I know that but with my luck they would probably catch me somehow. 01/18/2014 on WWYD if any crime were legal? 0
#84 - Yeah but if you do in that time period you can't be legally ch…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2014 on WWYD if any crime were legal? 0
#85 - takemymoney (01/18/2014) [-]
well yeah but look how easy it is to do and the government does fuck all to stop it
#89 - corkyobject (01/18/2014) [-]
I know that but with my luck they would probably catch me somehow.
#51 - Download all the music I could.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/17/2014 on WWYD if any crime were legal? +1
#83 - takemymoney (01/18/2014) [-]
you can already do that and get away with it
#84 - corkyobject (01/18/2014) [-]
Yeah but if you do in that time period you can't be legally charged for pirating if the government finds out about it.
#85 - takemymoney (01/18/2014) [-]
well yeah but look how easy it is to do and the government does fuck all to stop it
#89 - corkyobject (01/18/2014) [-]
I know that but with my luck they would probably catch me somehow.
#20 - You think the first thing he would look up is porn. It's only …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/16/2014 on how the great discovery of... +18
#41 - ronrod (01/16/2014) [-]
Well back then he could just club a random broad in the head and drag her back to his cave and no one would bat an eye.
User avatar #38 - andreweasley (01/16/2014) [-]
**andreweasley rolled a random comment #147 posted by vwanyama at Hero ** :
Fuck.. this is the first i've read the story. What a hero that kid is, honestly.. braver than most adults.
#28 - thegreatgp (01/16/2014) [-]
there you go
#35 - anonymous (01/16/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #340 at Internet socializing ** NSFW surely
#36 - thegreatgp (01/16/2014) [-]
>3 million years BC
>see this
>no big tits
>no wide hips
>no perky hair
How am I supposed to Hugnak my Crogbok on this?
#5 - Comment deleted 01/09/2014 on When clogs are at their worst 0
#19 - i know that they don't have venom but what I am saying is if y… 01/06/2014 on Priorities 0
#17 - But would antivenom be any effect if you were able to find pat…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2014 on Priorities 0
User avatar #18 - wellimnotsure (01/06/2014) [-]
zombies don't have venom...
#19 - corkyobject (01/06/2014) [-]
i know that they don't have venom but what I am saying is if you had the original virus, and somehow weaken it and was able to find a creature that had a strong enough immune system that created antibodies from the virus. Thus creating some sort of anti venom that could slow down the zombification or even repel the virus all together.
#15 - Picture 01/03/2014 on Bill Gates' washer 0
#5 - And this my friends is how you win the zombie apocalypse. 01/02/2014 on You know what? Okay. 0
#5 - Why isn't he wearing his seat belt?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2013 on Visit to the V-E-T +5
#6 - joelgrosso (12/24/2013) [-]
that was my first thought .__.
#4 - Join the darkside we have bacon. 12/19/2013 on Would you look at that 0
#1 - Did clowns learn how to do this from Mexicans or did Mexicans … 12/19/2013 on I expected only 1 +1
#10 - Just ask a scientist/physicist to do this an experiment and se… 12/19/2013 on Infinity mirror room in New... 0
#8 - I don't think that's safe but someone should try it any way.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2013 on Infinity mirror room in New... 0
#9 - refaim (12/19/2013) [-]
I'll get right on it. Well...as soon as my probation is over at least.
#10 - corkyobject (12/19/2013) [-]
Just ask a scientist/physicist to do this an experiment and see if they want to fund it.
#7 - Comment deleted 12/19/2013 on Infinity mirror room in New... 0
#5 - So god is a stoner. That makes a lot of sense if you think about it.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/19/2013 on Infinity mirror room in New... 0
#6 - refaim (12/19/2013) [-]
Especially if you think about it stoned!
#8 - corkyobject (12/19/2013) [-]
I don't think that's safe but someone should try it any way.
#9 - refaim (12/19/2013) [-]
I'll get right on it. Well...as soon as my probation is over at least.
#10 - corkyobject (12/19/2013) [-]
Just ask a scientist/physicist to do this an experiment and see if they want to fund it.
#7 - corkyobject has deleted their comment.
#3 - That's actually really terrifying if you think about it. You w…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/19/2013 on Infinity mirror room in New... 0
#4 - refaim (12/19/2013) [-]
I believe that's how new universes are created...you would essentially reach your final form and become a god.
#5 - corkyobject (12/19/2013) [-]
So god is a stoner. That makes a lot of sense if you think about it.
#6 - refaim (12/19/2013) [-]
Especially if you think about it stoned!
#8 - corkyobject (12/19/2013) [-]
I don't think that's safe but someone should try it any way.
#9 - refaim (12/19/2013) [-]
I'll get right on it. Well...as soon as my probation is over at least.
#10 - corkyobject (12/19/2013) [-]
Just ask a scientist/physicist to do this an experiment and see if they want to fund it.
#7 - corkyobject has deleted their comment.
#3 - Where can you get this? I want to own one. 12/19/2013 on Barako-Chan Man 0
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2013 on Perfect 0
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#1 - Comment deleted 11/23/2013 on Superman is a dickhead 0
#3 - Well there have been a loot of dragon borns slaughtering drago… 11/23/2013 on I hate my body +6
#5 - Gives a whole new meaning to dying a virgin. 11/22/2013 on I'd be dead by now! +1
#2 - America in one picture. 11/22/2013 on (untitled) 0

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User avatar #5 - gugek (11/22/2014) [-]
Good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day my friend .
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Good morning friend. Hope your day is fantastic.
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