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#13 - I mean after he got back to the future and he must try to find…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/26/2013 on How Long Would You Last In... -1
User avatar #14 - timelordeternal (05/26/2013) [-]
Isn't that what they're doing?
#16 - corkyobject (05/26/2013) [-]
No just a new spin on a classic.
User avatar #17 - timelordeternal (05/26/2013) [-]
I don't think you take my meaning. They are making new movies that advance the storyline of Army of Darkness. He will meet with Mia. They are going to have new stories. I think they're going to follow some of the comic book storylines.
#18 - corkyobject (05/26/2013) [-]
I get what you are saying but I find it hard to believe that they may try to reboot the entire series.
#19 - timelordeternal (05/26/2013) [-]
I've heard this from a few places. Also, this is the final season of Burn Notice, so Bruce Campbell is free now to do whatever he will.
#20 - corkyobject (05/26/2013) [-]
Actually I just looked it up he was giving hints that they may make a new army of darkness movie.
#21 - timelordeternal (05/26/2013) [-]
Exactly, and I will be first in line to see it.
#22 - corkyobject (05/26/2013) [-]
I just wonder how they will combine them.
#23 - timelordeternal (05/26/2013) [-]
Sexily.
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (11 new replies) 05/26/2013 on Blood must flow, for... -5
User avatar #16 - ScottP (05/26/2013) [-]
I think I'm around 4-5 in.
#15 - snakefire (05/26/2013) [-]
I just thought I was slightly above average...

I'm two inches above average....
#23 - vedgetable (05/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #21 - vedgetable (05/26/2013) [-]
dont be too happy, long is fine but if you got a pencildick she might as wel put a toothpick in her cunt.
#22 - snakefire (05/26/2013) [-]
I think its right about average thickness.. I do not know.. I dont look at many dicks..

it might come a little thin...
#11 - shvalentin (05/26/2013) [-]
I'm quite sure they taller than that. Get your facts straight, skaterboy.
#8 - anonymous (05/26/2013) [-]
you're gay for knowing that.
User avatar #7 - propanex (05/26/2013) [-]
I'm .2 inches short of average... I guess that's so since I'm only 17
#12 - Elemental (05/26/2013) [-]
I've got some bad news for you son...
User avatar #74 - propanex (05/26/2013) [-]
and that is?
#5 - anonymous (05/26/2013) [-]
cool story
#11 - They should have made another sequel.  [+] (11 new replies) 05/26/2013 on How Long Would You Last In... -1
User avatar #12 - timelordeternal (05/26/2013) [-]
They're redoing it. I've heard that they're going to do an Evil Dead series with the new girl Mia, and an Army of Darkness series with Ash (Bruce Campbell). I also hear they're going to intersect at some point.
#13 - corkyobject (05/26/2013) [-]
I mean after he got back to the future and he must try to find the necronomicon (again) and stop another deadite outbreak.
User avatar #14 - timelordeternal (05/26/2013) [-]
Isn't that what they're doing?
#16 - corkyobject (05/26/2013) [-]
No just a new spin on a classic.
User avatar #17 - timelordeternal (05/26/2013) [-]
I don't think you take my meaning. They are making new movies that advance the storyline of Army of Darkness. He will meet with Mia. They are going to have new stories. I think they're going to follow some of the comic book storylines.
#18 - corkyobject (05/26/2013) [-]
I get what you are saying but I find it hard to believe that they may try to reboot the entire series.
#19 - timelordeternal (05/26/2013) [-]
I've heard this from a few places. Also, this is the final season of Burn Notice, so Bruce Campbell is free now to do whatever he will.
#20 - corkyobject (05/26/2013) [-]
Actually I just looked it up he was giving hints that they may make a new army of darkness movie.
#21 - timelordeternal (05/26/2013) [-]
Exactly, and I will be first in line to see it.
#22 - corkyobject (05/26/2013) [-]
I just wonder how they will combine them.
#23 - timelordeternal (05/26/2013) [-]
Sexily.
#4 - What are they are riding? For I want one.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/26/2013 on So there was prom at my... -1
User avatar #41 - sausageparty (05/26/2013) [-]
Have you never ridden one of these as a kid? Cause then you surely missed out on something. This is without doubt the most awesome toy ever made.
User avatar #10 - kennithrainbowz (05/26/2013) [-]
Kindergarden edition gocart.
#21 - suckittrebek (05/26/2013) [-]
I believe the correct term would be "Moon Cars"
User avatar #9 - miniwilliam (05/26/2013) [-]
It's basically a bike, except instead of handlebars, you have a set of levers (one on either side) to steer with.

And it has no chain, the peddles are connected directly to the wheel.
#17 - But what if he did? Now that would be an awesome story. 05/26/2013 on INCEPTION +2
#4 - Now imagine taping ak-47's to a tortoise shell or rocket launchers. 05/24/2013 on Serious -1
#5 - The date I have is 6/25/2013. 05/24/2013 on Deadpool +5
#4 - Auto bots transform and roll out! 05/19/2013 on Hop! +2
#5 - That actually sounds like a good idea. 05/18/2013 on Oh The Feels +6
#50 - And then the sharks came. 05/16/2013 on holiday snap -1
#4 - Well what would a meteorite be than?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/16/2013 on Tanks -1
User avatar #42 - cheatman (05/16/2013) [-]
In the case of the dinosaurs, it's wall street crashing.
User avatar #7 - sepheroth (05/16/2013) [-]
Mass email to "All"
User avatar #5 - lyiat (05/16/2013) [-]
Depends on the size, really. Could range from, "Telegram for Mr. (Your Name Here)" to "THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM - PLEASE STAND BY!"
#2 - What kind of lizard is that? For I want one. 05/15/2013 on imagine dragons -1
#4 - This was the last time anyone saw this man for she grew hungry… 05/15/2013 on Jabba 0
#1 - Paint me like one of your French girls Jack. 05/15/2013 on Just Gnome it. 0
#55 - Did you try turning it off and on again? 05/14/2013 on Why won't my game work? +1
#2 - I didn't know batman and joker were in your class. 05/14/2013 on 5 minute struggle before i... -1
#2 - You can never have enough democracy.  [+] (13 new replies) 05/13/2013 on Uncle Sam +39
User avatar #41 - toastiepie (05/14/2013) [-]
Just going to say, There is a point where there is too much democracy, read up on Ancient Athens.... Didn't go too well
#37 - anonymous (05/14/2013) [-]
>Implying that the two party system is democratic
#40 - anonymous (05/14/2013) [-]
LEL >LE ARROW MAYMAY XDDDDDD
User avatar #16 - iamblastoise (05/14/2013) [-]
Except America isn't a democracy.
User avatar #47 - metalmind (05/14/2013) [-]
Not a real one atleast.
#21 - sagedivinity (05/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #17 - severepwner (05/14/2013) [-]
Democratic Republic what the fuck ever.
#26 - anonymous (05/14/2013) [-]
Its just a republic, not a democratic republic. Did you not learn shit in school? Or are you from a different country?
User avatar #45 - runtz (05/14/2013) [-]
Anon stahp, you're making yourself sound more stupid than you usually do.
#51 - anonymous (05/14/2013) [-]
Yes, I am retarded . Obviously our government wasn't modeled after the roman republic. I'm sorry you listen to the bulshit tv telling you it's a democracy.
User avatar #53 - runtz (05/14/2013) [-]
It was indeed, and it is also a Democracy, hence Democratic republic. A Democracy is considered a form of government in which citizens have a voice, and are able to influence the changes in their nation, country. This is the case seeing as how we have elections for mayor/president. Should probably pay more attention to concept definitions in history class (or social studies), bro.
#3 - anonymous (05/13/2013) [-]
Exactly, I can vote here for example, and i decided to thumb you down

muahhahahahahahahaha
User avatar #4 - trollins (05/13/2013) [-]
Silly North Korean citizen, you have no rights.
#16 - You can never have enough bacon. 05/08/2013 on :D +1
#7 - It sounded like rape at first and still does. 05/08/2013 on Duct tape -1
#7 - I say burn it. 05/08/2013 on The bees! +1
#26 - The one after that will be called xbox beyond. B… 05/08/2013 on The new Xbox is called... +7
#5 - Well did you at least eat some of it? 05/07/2013 on Cereal. 0
#11 - I wonder what their child will look like.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2013 on Wacky Waving Inflatable... 0
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#39 - Marvelous forge of gamers 05/05/2013 on Your man-cave name -1
#5 - Comment deleted 05/02/2013 on this is how fast Ali was 0

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User avatar #5 - gugek (11/22/2014) [-]
Good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day my friend .
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Good morning friend. Hope your day is fantastic.
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