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#7 - Okay that does answer but just as long as the person is able t… 07/04/2013 on Tale of Tits 0
#4 - That didn't answer my question. Besides boobs are made up …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2013 on Tale of Tits +2
User avatar #6 - remilia (07/04/2013) [-]
you cant fake your booby level by adding pads or muscles. Only the true nature grown boobs count as boobs, everything else is a repost.
#7 - corkyobject (07/04/2013) [-]
Okay that does answer but just as long as the person is able to grow up and develop boobs and not have large breasts when they are born.
That would be very disturbing for several reasons.
#2 - Well you also gotta include muscular people with have large ch…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/04/2013 on Tale of Tits 0
User avatar #3 - remilia (07/04/2013) [-]
muscles and pure boobs are different.
#4 - corkyobject (07/04/2013) [-]
That didn't answer my question.
Besides boobs are made up of fat and the hopes and dreams of men everywhere.
User avatar #6 - remilia (07/04/2013) [-]
you cant fake your booby level by adding pads or muscles. Only the true nature grown boobs count as boobs, everything else is a repost.
#7 - corkyobject (07/04/2013) [-]
Okay that does answer but just as long as the person is able to grow up and develop boobs and not have large breasts when they are born.
That would be very disturbing for several reasons.
#33 - I think he lifts. 07/02/2013 on My kinda logic 0
#1 - Rape is imminent. 07/02/2013 on Gasduo +1
#4 - So you can drink a bloody Mary with actual blood.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2013 on What the society has come... +92
User avatar #19 - lexausaurusrex (07/02/2013) [-]
this is mostly to put in your purse ... not in your vagina ... they won't search inside a tampon wrapper
#35 - ipostfunny (07/02/2013) [-]
wow haven't used this meme in a long time
#3 - Comment deleted 07/01/2013 on Because fuck the world,... 0
#2 - But what would his sidekicks name be? 07/01/2013 on Thong cape scooter man 0
#3 - Comment deleted 07/01/2013 on ICU +1
#6 - Well at least he is being honest. And woman love honesty.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2013 on Online Dating +3
User avatar #7 - subaqueousreach (06/30/2013) [-]
Bullshit, every time I'm honest with a girlfriend they lose their shit.

They love their fantasy worlds and don't you DARE try to take it from them or you will suffer the full wrath of hell three times over before your soul is literally ripped from your body and cast into the darkest void of nothingness they can find.
User avatar #13 - carnagejc (06/30/2013) [-]
100% this.

Women hate honesty and would rather stay delusional to feel better about themselves.

(ofc not all, but most)
#43 - Comment deleted 06/30/2013 on russia -1
#9 - The first one looks so ******* happy. 06/28/2013 on Because Reasons Here Is... +1
#4 - Try and give it a viagra. 06/28/2013 on Streetlamps 0
#1 - Toilet paper for manly men. 06/28/2013 on I want to play a game 0
#1 - This is somewhat arousing. 06/28/2013 on m&m's 0
#66 - Comment deleted 06/23/2013 on Orgy -1
#1 - Well it's obviously an American car.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/22/2013 on KILL ME +6
User avatar #2 - flemsdfer (06/22/2013) [-]
Is that a fat joke or a we make shitty cars joke?
#3 - Nitsuin (06/22/2013) [-]
#4 - Well he is obviously a samuri and not a ninja for you can see … 06/22/2013 on Ninja -1
#3 - Comment deleted 06/22/2013 on I am the Batman -2
#3 - I think the taste depends on the type of baby.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/21/2013 on How babies get X-Rays 0
User avatar #4 - prycebear (06/21/2013) [-]
Black = Chocolate
Chinese/Japanese = Banana
White = Vanilla
Indian = shit
Mexican = Beanz
American = Heart attack
#27 - anonymous (06/22/2013) [-]
lel mexicans eat more corn, i tell you hwat
(i'm mexican btw)
User avatar #13 - captiancook (06/21/2013) [-]
American is not a race....
User avatar #79 - prycebear (06/22/2013) [-]
Americans dont race, there too fat
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2013 on Dwight was right all along -2
#3 - nimblewalrus (06/21/2013) [-]
#10 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2013 on mfw xbox one announced changes -1
User avatar #15 - DJDoug (06/21/2013) [-]
yes, any picture but it has to be similar to this one or it wont be as frightening
#8 - Amazing they actually listened to us.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2013 on Xbox DRM update +3
#15 - anonymous (06/24/2013) [-]
They didn't listen to their consumers, they listened to Gamestop, Amazon, and Wal-Mart. M$ became worried due to the amount of pre-orders of the XboxOne that were sold (not very many) so they changed two of the many flaws in an attempt to save their console.
User avatar #12 - travismackie (06/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, but you see how long it took? See how hard we have been on them? We have been hitting harder on XBOX One for all the mistakes than we have for Half Life 3. That's pretty darn hard.
#3 - I am very surprised that they actually listened to us.  [+] (24 new replies) 06/19/2013 on MFW new Xbox One DRM policy +170
#622 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [-]
Actually all they heard is your money getting spend at Sony, not your opinion
#415 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [-]
They didnt listen to you, they listened to their pre-orders flying to sony.
User avatar #321 - kratosalza (06/20/2013) [-]
More like they listened to shareholders
User avatar #317 - berkut (06/20/2013) [-]
>Read this.
>Read again the comment #88.
>Laughs again.
#311 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [-]
They didn't. It was a marketing ploy, its done all the time. Make a product, make it look like shit, then fix its problems and then suddenly people swarm over it thinking its somehow now better than the other product.
#272 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [-]
They just re-made the 360. They even said that about 4 times.
#231 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [-]
They don't listen to us, they listen to our money
#185 - buriedstpatrick (06/20/2013) [-]
Listened to us?

Or listened to the pressure from the publishers?
#160 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [-]
Yeah but in my opinion it show's their weakness and we can use it against them and harness their power.
#276 - zaphodcoolfrood (06/20/2013) [-]
That's just basic consumer power.
#268 - jazzyietheferret (06/20/2013) [-]
Exactly. Quick throw a pokeball at them while they are weakened.
User avatar #109 - sirslimyscrotum (06/20/2013) [-]
Pre-orders my friend.
#68 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [-]
Unfortunately they didn't, yes it is awesome that they did revert the always online shit, but they didn't do it for us.
They did it because they saw there stocks plummet.
If they did it for us they would've announced it at E3, the rage of the internet was more vocal about those issues before the pre-orders differences were shown
User avatar #63 - masonfool (06/20/2013) [-]
#65 - greenzeopoweranger (06/20/2013) [-]
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yeah DRM would have totally solved the price issue of games theses days
how about the developers stop overspending on the hype of the games in hopes of getting some money and then some
#18 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [-]
no, they just saw all ps4 preorders...
User avatar #16 - thepyras (06/20/2013) [-]
Trust me, they didn't change because of us.
#351 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [-]
They did...
#514 - noschool (06/20/2013) [-]
they changed for our wallets not for our happiness.
#273 - zaphodcoolfrood (06/20/2013) [-]
How exactly did they not listen to us, the consumer, who said we wouldn't buy it like that, so they changed it.
User avatar #552 - rockamekishiko (06/20/2013) [-]
i'm pretty sure the consumer were telling them not to do this for months prior to that....
User avatar #346 - ryander (06/20/2013) [-]
He meant they changed, not because it would make consumers happier, but because it would be more profitable
User avatar #354 - thepyras (06/20/2013) [-]
Or rather, because Sony forced them into it. If Sony was doing anywhere near the same thing they wouldn't have changed at all.
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#6 - Comment deleted 06/19/2013 on What if -1

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