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#13 - Comment deleted 07/12/2013 on VS Time! 0
#1 - After that he became a furry. 07/12/2013 on Field cannot be empty +4
#1 - Comment deleted 07/12/2013 on Oh man, had to share this. -1
#2 - If you hit someone with that would they explode?  [+] (6 new replies) 07/12/2013 on This kills the car 0
User avatar #5 - rgmayhem (07/12/2013) [-]
This isn't a Michael Bay movie.
#7 - corkyobject (07/12/2013) [-]
That didn't answer my question.
User avatar #9 - rgmayhem (07/12/2013) [-]
No it wouldn't.
#10 - corkyobject (07/12/2013) [-]
But if the ball was going at a higher speed than a person could explode or some how bounce off of it and fly through the air.
User avatar #11 - rgmayhem (07/13/2013) [-]
Cars are made of aluminum, and the frames are builts to prevent crushing in some areas.
And the only way a car would explode is if a spark reached the tank.
#12 - corkyobject (07/13/2013) [-]
I am talking about a person and not a car.
#2 - Goddammit Jesus not again. 07/12/2013 on Geesoos 0
#3 - What series is this from?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2013 on Oh, Deadpool +1
User avatar #4 - dirtyheron (07/12/2013) [-]
Ultimate Spider Man
#20 - anomsssssss (07/12/2013) [-]
ultimate deadpool
#1 - Comment deleted 07/12/2013 on Stare dad 0
#3 - Yeah we're all waiting for the zombie apocalypse.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2013 on forever alone +9
#4 - masarua (07/12/2013) [-]
...?
User avatar #16 - matik (07/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, he did.
#5 - How do we know that he is not a giant?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2013 on mini computer +203
#90 - crinagel has deleted their comment.
#4 - Only because Van Helsing killed him.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/06/2013 on Atheists. +7
User avatar #5 - RequieminMortis (07/06/2013) [-]
Seriously, though, Vlad III Tepes (more commonly know as Vlad the Impaler) was Dracula; his father was Vlad Dracul, and "Dracula" is the patronymic phrase for that. He's who Bram Stoker got the name and inspiration for the most famous vampire in literature from.
User avatar #27 - payseht (07/06/2013) [-]
not so fun fact: Dracul is another name for the Devil

it's rare my country is relevant to something...
User avatar #35 - mutzaki (07/06/2013) [-]
And even deeper etymology tells us that drac, devil in Romanian originates from draco, meaning dragon in latin.
User avatar #11 - wizardfist (07/06/2013) [-]
Bram Stokers Dracula is one of the best books ever
#117 - The masked magician.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2013 on Your Anime Identy 0
#131 - upyourarsinal (07/06/2013) [-]
#43 - Comment deleted 07/06/2013 on it hurts -1
#4 - Comment deleted 07/06/2013 on brothers 0
#3 - But how much does he lift? 07/05/2013 on a day in the life of a... 0
#21 - I think that he could play deadpool very well if you think about it. 07/05/2013 on Title 0
#15 - Maybe but who could portray Deadpool perfectly?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2013 on Title 0
User avatar #16 - tikledpikle (07/05/2013) [-]
in my drunken mindset, i cannot honestly say. Brain is lucid.
#13 - I can't see him playing the role either but where are you goin…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/05/2013 on Title 0
User avatar #19 - nukastuka (07/05/2013) [-]
Johnny Depp?
#21 - corkyobject (07/05/2013) [-]
I think that he could play deadpool very well if you think about it.
User avatar #14 - tikledpikle (07/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, but he's a mellow type of zany. DP is a more loud and in your face type. Who knows, maybe he'll pull it off, like Heath Ledger as The Joker.
#15 - corkyobject (07/05/2013) [-]
Maybe but who could portray Deadpool perfectly?
User avatar #16 - tikledpikle (07/05/2013) [-]
in my drunken mindset, i cannot honestly say. Brain is lucid.
#3 - That guy kind of looks like Bizzaro from superman. 07/05/2013 on Differences Know Them You... 0
#11 - Well hopefully they will redo his character entirely for Deadp…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/05/2013 on Title 0
User avatar #12 - tikledpikle (07/05/2013) [-]
true. i just can't see Ryan Renolds as Deadpool. Green Lantern sucked, but then again, i've never cared for green lantern.
#13 - corkyobject (07/05/2013) [-]
I can't see him playing the role either but where are you going to find a zany character to play Deadpool?
User avatar #19 - nukastuka (07/05/2013) [-]
Johnny Depp?
#21 - corkyobject (07/05/2013) [-]
I think that he could play deadpool very well if you think about it.
User avatar #14 - tikledpikle (07/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, but he's a mellow type of zany. DP is a more loud and in your face type. Who knows, maybe he'll pull it off, like Heath Ledger as The Joker.
#15 - corkyobject (07/05/2013) [-]
Maybe but who could portray Deadpool perfectly?
User avatar #16 - tikledpikle (07/05/2013) [-]
in my drunken mindset, i cannot honestly say. Brain is lucid.
#9 - Very true but the only voice actors that could do him justice …  [+] (10 new replies) 07/05/2013 on Title 0
User avatar #18 - waterbottlemanboy (07/05/2013) [-]
I would have preferred the guy they got to go to Marvel HQ and conventions to advertise the game as the voice of Deadpool. I loved him.
User avatar #10 - tikledpikle (07/05/2013) [-]
indeed. there is apperently to be a deadpool movie in the works.. with Ryan Renolds as Deadpool... dunno how i feel about that.
#11 - corkyobject (07/05/2013) [-]
Well hopefully they will redo his character entirely for Deadpool did not have nightcrawlers abilities, cyclops lazer vision, or blades like baraka.
User avatar #12 - tikledpikle (07/05/2013) [-]
true. i just can't see Ryan Renolds as Deadpool. Green Lantern sucked, but then again, i've never cared for green lantern.
#13 - corkyobject (07/05/2013) [-]
I can't see him playing the role either but where are you going to find a zany character to play Deadpool?
User avatar #19 - nukastuka (07/05/2013) [-]
Johnny Depp?
#21 - corkyobject (07/05/2013) [-]
I think that he could play deadpool very well if you think about it.
User avatar #14 - tikledpikle (07/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, but he's a mellow type of zany. DP is a more loud and in your face type. Who knows, maybe he'll pull it off, like Heath Ledger as The Joker.
#15 - corkyobject (07/05/2013) [-]
Maybe but who could portray Deadpool perfectly?
User avatar #16 - tikledpikle (07/05/2013) [-]
in my drunken mindset, i cannot honestly say. Brain is lucid.
#7 - It would be very interesting to watch. But I think the only pr…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/05/2013 on Title 0
User avatar #8 - tikledpikle (07/05/2013) [-]
really the only ones worth watching, aside from HBO and Comedy Central.
#9 - corkyobject (07/05/2013) [-]
Very true but the only voice actors that could do him justice is either from the deadpool game or hulk vs. These are the only ones that would work.
User avatar #18 - waterbottlemanboy (07/05/2013) [-]
I would have preferred the guy they got to go to Marvel HQ and conventions to advertise the game as the voice of Deadpool. I loved him.
User avatar #10 - tikledpikle (07/05/2013) [-]
indeed. there is apperently to be a deadpool movie in the works.. with Ryan Renolds as Deadpool... dunno how i feel about that.
#11 - corkyobject (07/05/2013) [-]
Well hopefully they will redo his character entirely for Deadpool did not have nightcrawlers abilities, cyclops lazer vision, or blades like baraka.
User avatar #12 - tikledpikle (07/05/2013) [-]
true. i just can't see Ryan Renolds as Deadpool. Green Lantern sucked, but then again, i've never cared for green lantern.
#13 - corkyobject (07/05/2013) [-]
I can't see him playing the role either but where are you going to find a zany character to play Deadpool?
User avatar #19 - nukastuka (07/05/2013) [-]
Johnny Depp?
#21 - corkyobject (07/05/2013) [-]
I think that he could play deadpool very well if you think about it.
User avatar #14 - tikledpikle (07/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, but he's a mellow type of zany. DP is a more loud and in your face type. Who knows, maybe he'll pull it off, like Heath Ledger as The Joker.
#15 - corkyobject (07/05/2013) [-]
Maybe but who could portray Deadpool perfectly?
User avatar #16 - tikledpikle (07/05/2013) [-]
in my drunken mindset, i cannot honestly say. Brain is lucid.
#5 - They need to make a prequel to the game and also make a animat…  [+] (14 new replies) 07/05/2013 on Title +1
User avatar #6 - tikledpikle (07/05/2013) [-]
oh, the adventures to be had.
#7 - corkyobject (07/05/2013) [-]
It would be very interesting to watch. But I think the only programs that would take it is Adult Swim or maybe Spike.
User avatar #8 - tikledpikle (07/05/2013) [-]
really the only ones worth watching, aside from HBO and Comedy Central.
#9 - corkyobject (07/05/2013) [-]
Very true but the only voice actors that could do him justice is either from the deadpool game or hulk vs. These are the only ones that would work.
User avatar #18 - waterbottlemanboy (07/05/2013) [-]
I would have preferred the guy they got to go to Marvel HQ and conventions to advertise the game as the voice of Deadpool. I loved him.
User avatar #10 - tikledpikle (07/05/2013) [-]
indeed. there is apperently to be a deadpool movie in the works.. with Ryan Renolds as Deadpool... dunno how i feel about that.
#11 - corkyobject (07/05/2013) [-]
Well hopefully they will redo his character entirely for Deadpool did not have nightcrawlers abilities, cyclops lazer vision, or blades like baraka.
User avatar #12 - tikledpikle (07/05/2013) [-]
true. i just can't see Ryan Renolds as Deadpool. Green Lantern sucked, but then again, i've never cared for green lantern.
#13 - corkyobject (07/05/2013) [-]
I can't see him playing the role either but where are you going to find a zany character to play Deadpool?
User avatar #19 - nukastuka (07/05/2013) [-]
Johnny Depp?
#21 - corkyobject (07/05/2013) [-]
I think that he could play deadpool very well if you think about it.
User avatar #14 - tikledpikle (07/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, but he's a mellow type of zany. DP is a more loud and in your face type. Who knows, maybe he'll pull it off, like Heath Ledger as The Joker.
#15 - corkyobject (07/05/2013) [-]
Maybe but who could portray Deadpool perfectly?
User avatar #16 - tikledpikle (07/05/2013) [-]
in my drunken mindset, i cannot honestly say. Brain is lucid.
#54 - Wonder Streak. 07/05/2013 on Hero Name 0
#90 - This is what the feminists are driving for. Making males give birth. 07/04/2013 on Why I need the men's rights... +1
#1 - That only works against Asians. 07/04/2013 on My plans to stop NSA to... +1

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