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#5 - Hey be careful you may be banned for this. 07/16/2013 on ..... +1
#7 - A few hours after the trial he was shot in his driveway by someone. 07/15/2013 on Zimma Man 0
#5 - Well we don't have to worry about him much longer since someon…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2013 on Zimma Man 0
User avatar #6 - snakefire (07/15/2013) [-]
Hm?
#7 - corkyobject (07/15/2013) [-]
A few hours after the trial he was shot in his driveway by someone.
#2 - Does he want us to bring Han Solo and the Wookie?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2013 on Ultimate Neckbeard +3
User avatar #5 - vicsix (07/15/2013) [-]
Pretty sure this guy wants ham solo.
#20 - Thanks for helping me celebrate my birthday. 07/14/2013 on Forever alone +1
#2 - That shark looks kind of fishy to me. 07/14/2013 on Jay you twat 0
#5 - Comment deleted 07/14/2013 on What the tap dancing fuck... 0
#22 - Now we just need to make sandwiches that represents every ot… 07/14/2013 on BLT 0
#20 - The bread would be toasted and comes with a coke or pepsi. So …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2013 on BLT 0
User avatar #21 - upyourarsinal (07/14/2013) [-]
yesperfect.jpg
#22 - corkyobject (07/14/2013) [-]
Now we just need to make sandwiches that represents every other country.
#18 - How about "The American."  [+] (4 new replies) 07/14/2013 on BLT 0
User avatar #19 - upyourarsinal (07/14/2013) [-]
sounds about right
#20 - corkyobject (07/14/2013) [-]
The bread would be toasted and comes with a coke or pepsi. So you can really taste the freedom in the meal.
User avatar #21 - upyourarsinal (07/14/2013) [-]
yesperfect.jpg
#22 - corkyobject (07/14/2013) [-]
Now we just need to make sandwiches that represents every other country.
#16 - Yes that would make it even more delicious. But what would it …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/14/2013 on BLT 0
User avatar #17 - upyourarsinal (07/14/2013) [-]
the "better-than-nikki-and-lil-wayne's-career" supreme or something along those lines
#18 - corkyobject (07/14/2013) [-]
How about "The American."
User avatar #19 - upyourarsinal (07/14/2013) [-]
sounds about right
#20 - corkyobject (07/14/2013) [-]
The bread would be toasted and comes with a coke or pepsi. So you can really taste the freedom in the meal.
User avatar #21 - upyourarsinal (07/14/2013) [-]
yesperfect.jpg
#22 - corkyobject (07/14/2013) [-]
Now we just need to make sandwiches that represents every other country.
#14 - I wonder what could make that sandwich even better.  [+] (8 new replies) 07/14/2013 on BLT 0
User avatar #15 - upyourarsinal (07/14/2013) [-]
some JACK DANIAL SAUCE AND MORE BACON STRIPS
#16 - corkyobject (07/14/2013) [-]
Yes that would make it even more delicious. But what would it be called?
User avatar #17 - upyourarsinal (07/14/2013) [-]
the "better-than-nikki-and-lil-wayne's-career" supreme or something along those lines
#18 - corkyobject (07/14/2013) [-]
How about "The American."
User avatar #19 - upyourarsinal (07/14/2013) [-]
sounds about right
#20 - corkyobject (07/14/2013) [-]
The bread would be toasted and comes with a coke or pepsi. So you can really taste the freedom in the meal.
User avatar #21 - upyourarsinal (07/14/2013) [-]
yesperfect.jpg
#22 - corkyobject (07/14/2013) [-]
Now we just need to make sandwiches that represents every other country.
#11 - Well today's my birthday and all my friends are busy so I am here to.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/13/2013 on Forever alone 0
#18 - gwynn (07/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #15 - areandara (07/14/2013) [-]
happy birthday!
#14 - crimhowler (07/14/2013) [-]
I know I'm late by a few hours, but Happy Birthday
#20 - corkyobject (07/14/2013) [-]
Thanks for helping me celebrate my birthday.
#13 - flemsdfer (07/14/2013) [-]
#3 - Those are some tiny horses. 07/13/2013 on Wut? +1
#4 - Going from one star to five stars in GTA. 07/13/2013 on Oh shit oh shit oh shit! +20
#11 - I would make a ham cheese bacon sandwich. And maybe some curly…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/13/2013 on BLT 0
User avatar #13 - upyourarsinal (07/14/2013) [-]
give you a 5$ if you make one for me as well
#14 - corkyobject (07/14/2013) [-]
I wonder what could make that sandwich even better.
User avatar #15 - upyourarsinal (07/14/2013) [-]
some JACK DANIAL SAUCE AND MORE BACON STRIPS
#16 - corkyobject (07/14/2013) [-]
Yes that would make it even more delicious. But what would it be called?
User avatar #17 - upyourarsinal (07/14/2013) [-]
the "better-than-nikki-and-lil-wayne's-career" supreme or something along those lines
#18 - corkyobject (07/14/2013) [-]
How about "The American."
User avatar #19 - upyourarsinal (07/14/2013) [-]
sounds about right
#20 - corkyobject (07/14/2013) [-]
The bread would be toasted and comes with a coke or pepsi. So you can really taste the freedom in the meal.
User avatar #21 - upyourarsinal (07/14/2013) [-]
yesperfect.jpg
#22 - corkyobject (07/14/2013) [-]
Now we just need to make sandwiches that represents every other country.
#12 - I am talking about a person and not a car. 07/13/2013 on This kills the car 0
#3 - Comment deleted 07/13/2013 on Shitting bricks +2
#2 - No her girlfriend is on her period. 07/13/2013 on A normal average fail. 0
#10 - But if the ball was going at a higher speed than a person coul…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2013 on This kills the car 0
User avatar #11 - rgmayhem (07/13/2013) [-]
Cars are made of aluminum, and the frames are builts to prevent crushing in some areas.
And the only way a car would explode is if a spark reached the tank.
#12 - corkyobject (07/13/2013) [-]
I am talking about a person and not a car.
#1 - So that's where babies come from. 07/12/2013 on Wut? +1
#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2013 on FJ MOVIE NIGHT #6 +1
#6 - fjmovienight Comment deleted by corkyobject
#4 - Comment deleted 07/12/2013 on Da Fuck!? -1
#5 - Comment deleted 07/12/2013 on Just an average day in the... 0
#7 - That didn't answer my question.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/12/2013 on This kills the car 0
User avatar #9 - rgmayhem (07/12/2013) [-]
No it wouldn't.
#10 - corkyobject (07/12/2013) [-]
But if the ball was going at a higher speed than a person could explode or some how bounce off of it and fly through the air.
User avatar #11 - rgmayhem (07/13/2013) [-]
Cars are made of aluminum, and the frames are builts to prevent crushing in some areas.
And the only way a car would explode is if a spark reached the tank.
#12 - corkyobject (07/13/2013) [-]
I am talking about a person and not a car.

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User avatar #4 - gugek (09/24/2014) [-]
Good morning friend. Hope your day is fantastic.
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