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#7 - But how? 07/24/2013 on Jealousy in liquid form +3
#5 - So this is the feminists evil plan for destroying all the men … 07/23/2013 on Testicle +2
#2 - That makes perfect sense. 07/23/2013 on During the War... 0
#2 - Well everyone has their fetish. 07/23/2013 on I love books comics 0
#10 - But the athlete would be the most difficult unless he got cock… 07/23/2013 on Reminds of Junior High 0
#8 - Well who do you think will be the first to go in real life?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2013 on Reminds of Junior High +1
User avatar #9 - moorgar (07/23/2013) [-]
Much possibilities...

i can´t deside between those:

the cheeky idiot
the fat fedora autist
the bragging athlete
#10 - corkyobject (07/23/2013) [-]
But the athlete would be the most difficult unless he got cocky which is a fatal mistake many people make.
#7 - Comment deleted 07/23/2013 on Reminds of Junior High 0
#5 - True and if you learn anything from horror movies the slut or …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/23/2013 on Reminds of Junior High +3
#7 - corkyobject has deleted their comment.
#6 - moorgar (07/23/2013) [-]
According to horror movies...
#8 - corkyobject (07/23/2013) [-]
Well who do you think will be the first to go in real life?
User avatar #9 - moorgar (07/23/2013) [-]
Much possibilities...

i can´t deside between those:

the cheeky idiot
the fat fedora autist
the bragging athlete
#10 - corkyobject (07/23/2013) [-]
But the athlete would be the most difficult unless he got cocky which is a fatal mistake many people make.
#3 - But it would much longer and others will get away if it's not …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/23/2013 on Reminds of Junior High +2
User avatar #4 - moorgar (07/23/2013) [-]
the longer it takes, the more satisfying it is

and noone will escape... it will just take longer to hunt them down...

and as we know, the longer it takes the more satisfying it is
#5 - corkyobject (07/23/2013) [-]
True and if you learn anything from horror movies the slut or black guy always die first and than the rest shall follow.
#7 - corkyobject has deleted their comment.
#6 - moorgar (07/23/2013) [-]
According to horror movies...
#8 - corkyobject (07/23/2013) [-]
Well who do you think will be the first to go in real life?
User avatar #9 - moorgar (07/23/2013) [-]
Much possibilities...

i can´t deside between those:

the cheeky idiot
the fat fedora autist
the bragging athlete
#10 - corkyobject (07/23/2013) [-]
But the athlete would be the most difficult unless he got cocky which is a fatal mistake many people make.
#1 - That axe needs to be sharpened.  [+] (11 new replies) 07/23/2013 on Reminds of Junior High +16
#58 - mr skeltal (07/24/2013) [-]
axes arent supposed to be sharp, they are for splitting not cutting
User avatar #25 - decieverofthegods (07/24/2013) [-]
Ideally, axes aren't really meant to be sharpened, because when being used for their primary use, cutting down trees of cutting wood in general the sharpened axe would get stuck in the wood, whereas a blunt-ish axe wouldn't.
#2 - moorgar (07/23/2013) [-]
but it is much more fun with a rusty blunt axe, more pain
#3 - corkyobject (07/23/2013) [-]
But it would much longer and others will get away if it's not sharpened.
User avatar #4 - moorgar (07/23/2013) [-]
the longer it takes, the more satisfying it is

and noone will escape... it will just take longer to hunt them down...

and as we know, the longer it takes the more satisfying it is
#5 - corkyobject (07/23/2013) [-]
True and if you learn anything from horror movies the slut or black guy always die first and than the rest shall follow.
#7 - corkyobject has deleted their comment.
#6 - moorgar (07/23/2013) [-]
According to horror movies...
#8 - corkyobject (07/23/2013) [-]
Well who do you think will be the first to go in real life?
User avatar #9 - moorgar (07/23/2013) [-]
Much possibilities...

i can´t deside between those:

the cheeky idiot
the fat fedora autist
the bragging athlete
#10 - corkyobject (07/23/2013) [-]
But the athlete would be the most difficult unless he got cocky which is a fatal mistake many people make.
#7 - Well can you fire a gun in space?  [+] (27 new replies) 07/23/2013 on underwater gunshot 0
#22 - lordofgoats (07/24/2013) [-]
Exactly what everyone else said, but because everything has an equal but opposite reaction it would send you in the opposite direction forever (theoretically) until you were acted upon by an outside force, like an asteroid or another planet, and the bullet would do the same thing.

Here, have the Corgi .gif
#27 - jsprmp (07/24/2013) [-]
That's assuming there are no forces in space, which is wrong. You are theoretically speaking, under the affects of gravity unless you are an infinite distance from any significant mass. not to mention solar winds, particles and dust ect....
#41 - lordofgoats (07/27/2013) [-]
I guess i should have mentioned that i was speaking if there was no forces in space, and you were away from any gravitational field/force. Thank you for correcting me.

Here you go, have this .gif of a twerking cat
User avatar #20 - Onemanretardpack (07/24/2013) [-]
Yes, they'd function fine. You wouldn't, however. The force would send you spinning. The gun would actually jam a lot if it was an auto, because a lot of the recoil would be absorbed by your body being sent spinning instead of into the slide
User avatar #31 - nalapsi (07/24/2013) [-]
It would probably jam less tbh
User avatar #32 - Onemanretardpack (07/24/2013) [-]
No, it'd jam a lot. Less than being under water for sure, but unless you could brace yourself against something and put some force behind your wrist, you'd "limp wrist" it and it'd jam
User avatar #33 - nalapsi (07/24/2013) [-]
Being devoid of gravity or atmosphere wouldn't make you limp wrist it anymore regardless of being pushed against something or not, limp writing is all a matter of grip not environmental factors the only way the gun would jam more is if you lubricated using a liquid lubricant instead of a powder as the liquid would boil away in space.
User avatar #34 - Onemanretardpack (07/24/2013) [-]
Put metal pole through the trigger guard of a gun, and a string on the trigger. Then pull the string. What happens? It jams, because the recoil is sent backwards instead of into the slide. Same thing happens in space. You can't support your wrist and keep yourself from spinning? Jam
User avatar #35 - nalapsi (07/24/2013) [-]
Do you have muscles in your arm or not? If the answer is no then please leave, if yes then use them to support your bloody wrist!!
User avatar #36 - Onemanretardpack (07/24/2013) [-]
It's kinda hard to support anything when the recoil travels through your body and sends you spinning. It isn't about grip. I only brought up limpwristing because it's the closest thing to what I'm trying to explain
User avatar #37 - nalapsi (07/24/2013) [-]
Where does the recoil normally travel? Through an Einstein-Rosenberg bridge?
User avatar #38 - Onemanretardpack (07/24/2013) [-]
I'm really starting to think you're semi-retarded. Not retarded enough to sit in a wheelchair and drool all day, but not normal enough to give real scissors to. It's a ZERO GRAVITY environment. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction, so unless you can throw your body forwards at several thousand feet per second, you keep yourself from spinning or the gun from jamming
User avatar #40 - nalapsi (07/24/2013) [-]
If you can keep the gun held in position in your hands even whilst spinning there isn't even a chance of it jamming, and I think you are the semi retarded one for not listening to basic reason and carrying on arguing the same point even though there is a hundred and one cases against it! Yes you would possibly be fired backwards but not at thousands of feet per second due to the force exerted on your body from the gunshot, it's like rolling a marble into a bowling ball, that bowling ball will hardly move, roll the same marble into another marble that second marble will move at a similar speed to the first marble. When you have a physics degree and understand basic common sense please comment again.
User avatar #39 - Onemanretardpack (07/24/2013) [-]
*you can't keep yourself from spinning or the gun from jamming
User avatar #15 - deathhardiv (07/23/2013) [-]
If it was gas operated, it would only work once, I believe.
User avatar #8 - nalapsi (07/23/2013) [-]
yes and theoretically it would carry on until it hit something be it an asteroid or ET.
#28 - inediblefetus (07/24/2013) [-]
how though? would the primer in the bullet still combust without oxygen?
User avatar #30 - nalapsi (07/24/2013) [-]
Modern bullets contain oxidisers, which is why they can fire underwater,
#9 - deddead (07/23/2013) [-]
no oxygen for the gunpowder and primer to burn
User avatar #14 - OperationValkyrie (07/23/2013) [-]
Modern bullets contain oxidizers so yeah, modern guns would work in space.
User avatar #23 - tikledpikle (07/24/2013) [-]
i saw something one time that said because of the extreme cold in space, i regular gun would freeze, and if you were within the suns warmth, it would heat it up to extreme tempetures.
User avatar #29 - nalapsi (07/24/2013) [-]
It takes a while for things to cool down in space, it's a vacuum heat doesn't get transferred that easily
#18 - deddead (07/24/2013) [-]
shh... don't tell people that
we wont get lasers for space like all the movies say we will
User avatar #10 - reican (07/23/2013) [-]
combine with a small oxygen cylinder inside each shell so that when fired the cylinder will break, oxygen mixes in with gunpowder.

wonder if that'll work
#11 - deddead (07/23/2013) [-]
rail/Gauss guns would work in space!
that's what we could use!
User avatar #12 - reican (07/23/2013) [-]
like high velocity particle beam guns?
#13 - deddead (07/23/2013) [-]
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#3 - I think it smelled tuna. 07/23/2013 on pussy on pussy +2
#7 - We all want this to happen for research. 07/22/2013 on the power of photoshop +1
#10 - Well everyone has their fetish. 07/22/2013 on Broccoli +2
#9 - So fifty shades of gray. 07/22/2013 on Ask fm at its finest +1
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#18 - My question to funnyjnuk is what is the most American movie yo…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/22/2013 on Freedom 0
User avatar #22 - WolfRider (07/22/2013) [-]
god bless america
User avatar #19 - csonosky (07/22/2013) [-]
team america
#21 - csonosky (07/22/2013) [-]
blasted this song out of my chevy on the 4th while shooting huge fireworks out of the bed
#10 - I wonder if he got an achievement when he did that.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2013 on CoD community in a nutshell +4
User avatar #24 - superbrowntoastxxx (07/20/2013) [-]
He got a comeback medal
#12 - You could start by not watching/downloading so much porn. 07/19/2013 on Halp +1
#2 - Well it is Africa. 07/18/2013 on hungry hungry 0
#2 - Only if it comes with a leash. 07/17/2013 on New Leaf In A Nutshell +16
#5 - Well you still have funnyjunk. Just try and remember that. 07/17/2013 on When my gf dumped me 0
#4 - His face says "But we never had sex." 07/16/2013 on That would be my reaction too. 0

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User avatar #4 - gugek (09/24/2014) [-]
Good morning friend. Hope your day is fantastic.
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