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#324 - too forced, stop with this bullshit already 05/22/2013 on The ABC's of EA -1
#260 - that's implying he has people he can video call with (which we… 05/21/2013 on Burn! 0
#248 - which gets in to "what makes a person a human" conve… 05/21/2013 on Burn! 0
#80 - www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3370364/Coolest+drink+ever/6… 05/21/2013 on Alcohol +1
#240 - I get what you mean, but seriously go fuck yourself have y…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/21/2013 on Burn! -3
#259 - Neodude (05/21/2013) [-]
I beg to ask one question here, what makes contact with someone real With video calling, you can get all three of the five sense when conversing with someone. i am fairly sure you don`t need to touch someone(I`m talking about just casual chats) or smell them to actually have a good and proper talk and make a connection.

I figured the whole idea of a useless shut-in was beyond outdated, since you can do a whole hell of alot more on the computer now a-days. You can get a secondary eduction, work, and enter into a relationship(for the most part) all from a computer. Is someone not living their life just because they don`t go out for a walk once in a while?
User avatar #260 - corkscrew (05/21/2013) [-]
that's implying he has people he can video call with (which we don't know if he does one way or another)
#247 - yudancha (05/21/2013) [-]
Who's to say that making connections with people is any less pointless than doing stuff on your own though? When you really look at the big picture, every single thing you will ever have done will eventually have been pointless.
User avatar #248 - corkscrew (05/21/2013) [-]
which gets in to "what makes a person a human" conversation that I'm too tired for...
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User avatar #368 - falloutplayer (05/15/2013) [-]
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#341 - waffies (12/18/2012) [-]
Good heavens that's a depressing profile gif. Just watched that the other day, always hate that scene.
User avatar #342 to #341 - corkscrew (12/18/2012) [-]
yes it is a depressing gif
don't recall the time I made it as my avi

it's about time I changed it though. have anything I could use?
#343 to #342 - waffies (12/18/2012) [-]
have any requests? i can find something of everything to be fair...
have any requests? i can find something of everything to be fair...
User avatar #344 to #343 - corkscrew (12/18/2012) [-]
perhaps something cute
maybe a puppy or kitten, idk
#345 to #344 - waffies (12/18/2012) [-]
i'll just start posting then!
i'll just start posting then!
#347 to #346 - waffies (12/18/2012) [-]
ooh, an otter!
ooh, an otter!
#352 to #350 - waffies (12/18/2012) [-]
sugar gliders!
sugar gliders!
#353 to #352 - waffies (12/18/2012) [-]
Anything tickle your fancy so far corkscrew?
Anything tickle your fancy so far corkscrew?
User avatar #359 to #353 - corkscrew (12/18/2012) [-]
while I did not use one of your gifs you dropped, I do very much thank you for helping me but also for helping expand my cute folder
User avatar #357 to #353 - corkscrew (12/18/2012) [-]
yiss
User avatar #361 to #357 - waffies (12/18/2012) [-]
glad i could do my bi!
User avatar #362 to #361 - waffies (12/18/2012) [-]
bit*
User avatar #363 to #362 - corkscrew (12/18/2012) [-]
and the rabbit one is possibly the cutest thing I have ever seen
#364 to #363 - waffies (12/18/2012) [-]
I always d'aww briefly when i see it, even if i'm the one posting it!
#365 to #364 - corkscrew (12/18/2012) [-]
though this and the one gif where the cat kisses back are pretty good competitors
though this and the one gif where the cat kisses back are pretty good competitors
#360 to #358 - waffies (12/18/2012) [-]
well i'll make sure you have plenty of choices
well i'll make sure you have plenty of choices
User avatar #336 to #335 - corkscrew (09/19/2012) [-]
the blue and yellow ones?
User avatar #337 to #336 - falloutplayer (09/19/2012) [-]
Blue and light green.
#340 to #337 - corkscrew (09/20/2012) [-]
mo'fuckin sperrys nigguh
User avatar #338 to #337 - corkscrew (09/20/2012) [-]
ah...
I'll show you the other pairs I have also bought.... it's starting to break the bank though
#333 - zameckis (08/31/2012) [-]
so i gave those bitches notification

bitches love notification
User avatar #334 to #333 - corkscrew (08/31/2012) [-]
i dont like notifications...
I'm going to bed now though...
User avatar #325 - falloutplayer (08/25/2012) [-]
hay! I got back from mexico but forgot to tell you. sorry bout that. I have no idea what happened to my reaction folder so no pictures...
User avatar #326 to #325 - corkscrew (08/26/2012) [-]
where did you go in mexico?
User avatar #327 to #326 - falloutplayer (08/27/2012) [-]
To visit my grandma in the city of mexico.
User avatar #328 to #327 - corkscrew (08/27/2012) [-]
are you a mexican?
User avatar #329 to #328 - falloutplayer (08/28/2012) [-]
Juan-hundred percent....
User avatar #330 to #329 - corkscrew (08/28/2012) [-]
..... not sure how I feel about these new developments...
jk, some of my friends are mexicans
User avatar #331 to #330 - falloutplayer (08/28/2012) [-]
Cool what minority-er I mean race are you?
User avatar #332 to #331 - corkscrew (08/29/2012) [-]
Irish/German/Norwegian but I live in the US nigguh

and apparently I'm very distantly related to a Norwegian king
User avatar #317 - GainesWorthy (08/12/2012) [-]
It i time
User avatar #318 to #317 - corkscrew (08/13/2012) [-]
ok, but you will need to help me along
also sorry about the other night, my computer was kind of janky so I had to shut it off
#309 - GainesWorthy (08/10/2012) [-]
Now, I hope you feel loved.
User avatar #310 to #309 - corkscrew (08/10/2012) [-]
Every time I get a notification I feel loved
and lately, if I get +10 thumbs on one of my comments I feel good
#311 to #310 - GainesWorthy (08/10/2012) [-]
Oh the joys of being new and developing a profile.
#312 to #311 - corkscrew (08/10/2012) [-]
I've been here since December...
I stopped caring about funny comments around about March when I couldn't think of anything to say. How my face was back then

I also really stopped caring about thumbs when I made people buttmad when I voiced my opinions

So I generally keep to myself now, other than a few people I talk to
User avatar #313 to #312 - GainesWorthy (08/10/2012) [-]
Oh... Corkscrew, would you like to troll at my side?
User avatar #314 to #313 - corkscrew (08/10/2012) [-]
I would love to, though I would like to see how you go about this
and keep in mind that the most editing I do, is through paint
User avatar #315 to #314 - GainesWorthy (08/10/2012) [-]
Oh, I take care of photohopping.



I am a classic, yet clever troll.
User avatar #316 to #315 - corkscrew (08/10/2012) [-]
just the way I like it
the only good troll is the one who you can't tell is trolling
#307 - organicorange (08/02/2012) [-]
oh yes i forgot to mention i am leaving funnyjunk,good byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
oh yes i forgot to mention i am leaving funnyjunk,good byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
User avatar #308 to #307 - corkscrew (08/04/2012) [-]
don't do that
I like you more than most people here

though I suppose I haven't been on much lately either
User avatar #306 - zameckis (07/15/2012) [-]
sadasdasd
User avatar #305 - organicorange (07/05/2012) [-]
on vacation and on friends laptop ,so odd posting with no reaction folder
#294 - User (06/29/2012) [-]
**User rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at Photographer level: Man **

so you think my roll was fake

ok

it's you opinion
User avatar #295 to #642 - corkscrew (06/29/2012) [-]
no, I realized that I was wrong immediately and then deleted it
sorry

but admittedly, I have been seeing multiple fake rolls recently
User avatar #296 to #643 - User (06/29/2012) [-]
not a problem because everyone who makes fake rolls

when i do get a truely amazing roll lots of people give me shit

i roll pictures a lot
User avatar #297 to #644 - corkscrew (06/29/2012) [-]
Some rolls are really fucking great and can make the content so much better.
But that is a very small proportion of rolls.
If you like to roll then cool, I don't roll because I've stopped trying to comment too much.

And again, I'm sorry for that comment.
User avatar #298 to #645 - User (06/29/2012) [-]
very true

ooo it is not a problem

it made me laugh
User avatar #299 to #646 - corkscrew (06/29/2012) [-]
at least you're cool about this
User avatar #300 to #647 - User (06/29/2012) [-]
getting upset over something on the blago blag is a terrible way to spend the day

so i try not to
User avatar #301 to #648 - corkscrew (06/29/2012) [-]
blago blag?
#238 - zameckis (06/28/2012) [-]
**zameckis rolls 36**
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User avatar #286 to #619 - zameckis (06/28/2012) [-]
>>>>>#632

okay.jpg
User avatar #287 to #634 - corkscrew (06/28/2012) [-]
I'm kind of tired
I feel like taking a nap
But this is the first time in awhile that I've talked to you
#288 to #635 - zameckis (06/28/2012) [-]
implying we never talked before
User avatar #289 to #636 - corkscrew (06/28/2012) [-]
>implying it was an actual conversation we had when we last talked
and most of the time, one of us isn't on when the other is
User avatar #290 to #637 - zameckis (06/28/2012) [-]
you like implying don't you corkscrew
/insert spongebob picture here
User avatar #291 to #638 - corkscrew (06/28/2012) [-]
>implying I like implying
>implying people are smart enough that I don't have to imply irl

and I will tell you my first name if you tell me yours
#292 to #639 - zameckis (06/28/2012) [-]
let's keep it anonymously
#293 to #640 - corkscrew (06/28/2012) [-]
so is that a no?
User avatar #269 to #613 - zameckis (06/28/2012) [-]
WAIT A SEC!
that guy in the middle quite potential
i will make the raw pic of him
User avatar #271 to #616 - corkscrew (06/28/2012) [-]
I like the guy on the left too
User avatar #279 to #620 - corkscrew (06/28/2012) [-]
how the fuck do you do this?
#280 to #627 - zameckis (06/28/2012) [-]
it's called photoshop

raw pictures is used for shop
like this
User avatar #281 to #628 - corkscrew (06/28/2012) [-]
i don't have photoshop
I have gimp and barely know how to use it
User avatar #282 to #629 - zameckis (06/28/2012) [-]
then let's do my idea at
funnyjunk.com/user/corkscrew/606#606

that way, we make more reaction pics
there's template link and example i made too
User avatar #275 to #620 - corkscrew (06/28/2012) [-]
shieet nigga
User avatar #276 to #622 - zameckis (06/28/2012) [-]
let's do this shit
User avatar #277 to #623 - corkscrew (06/28/2012) [-]
such as?
User avatar #270 to #615 - corkscrew (06/28/2012) [-]
Did you do that?
anyways, I'm saving it for later
#239 to #585 - corkscrew (06/28/2012) [-]
**corkscrew rolls 035,726,433**
roll 9 because why the fuck not?
#240 to #586 - zameckis (06/28/2012) [-]
**zameckis rolls 85**

haha okay then
how are you today old chap
#241 to #587 - corkscrew (06/28/2012) [-]
**corkscrew rolls 8**   
how many fucks I've given today hopefully zero   
I'm not bad. I just went and watched Brave in the theaters
**corkscrew rolls 8**
how many fucks I've given today hopefully zero
I'm not bad. I just went and watched Brave in the theaters
#242 to #588 - zameckis (06/28/2012) [-]
**zameckis rolls 02**
i see
how is it?
#243 to #589 - corkscrew (06/28/2012) [-]
**corkscrew rolls 57**   
pretty damn good, if I do say so myself
**corkscrew rolls 57**
pretty damn good, if I do say so myself
#244 to #590 - zameckis (06/28/2012) [-]
**zameckis rolls 11**
fancy to hear it
your roll pictures pleases me

soooo
you gonna online for awhile now?
or just checking things?
#245 to #591 - corkscrew (06/28/2012) [-]
**corkscrew rolls 60,881** lol iunno   
I think I might stay on for a little while
**corkscrew rolls 60,881** lol iunno
I think I might stay on for a little while
#246 to #592 - zameckis (06/28/2012) [-]
**zameckis rolls 96**
then how we gonna spend our tiem?
#247 to #593 - corkscrew (06/28/2012) [-]
spend our time?
spend our time?
User avatar #248 to #594 - zameckis (06/28/2012) [-]
hey, let's start a thread here
shall we?
#249 to #595 - corkscrew (06/28/2012) [-]
aboot wat?
aboot wat?
User avatar #250 to #596 - zameckis (06/28/2012) [-]
caption/shop/anything

do want?
#251 to #597 - corkscrew (06/28/2012) [-]
maybe...
you start
and if you are changing something, then give a template please
User avatar #252 to #598 - zameckis (06/28/2012) [-]
meh, i was asking for you to pick teh topic

well then, i will see my raw folder first, let's see if i can find some potential pic
#258 to #599 - corkscrew (06/28/2012) [-]
I'm just going to use random pictures
#255 to #599 - corkscrew (06/28/2012) [-]
how about this?
#254 to #599 - corkscrew (06/28/2012) [-]
does this picture help much?
#256 to #601 - zameckis (06/28/2012) [-]
um.,., i can't see how that pic can be exploitable
enlighten me, if amusing enough , i will go along

oh if you want my idea, my idea is, everything is classy,
i will give the template of monocle/mustacle/and hat
User avatar #257 to #603 - corkscrew (06/28/2012) [-]
my idea was just to find weird fucking pictures and caption them however you want
If that means making them classy, then by all means go ahead
User avatar #259 to #604 - zameckis (06/28/2012) [-]
oooh random caption eh
if you should have not captioned pic/raw first

mine pretty easy, we put it at random pictures to make it classy
here the template
http://i.imgur.com/r1wpN.png
http://i.imgur.com/y0beR.png
http://i.imgur.com/ZLRt0.png
#284 to #614 - corkscrew (06/28/2012) [-]
actually, to be honest I don't really want too
actually, to be honest I don't really want too
User avatar #262 to #606 - corkscrew (06/28/2012) [-]
I don't understand that second sentence
you don't want me to caption it?
I still have the original if you want them
User avatar #263 to #609 - zameckis (06/28/2012) [-]
hm.,., then post random original pic, than we shall caption it
User avatar #260 to #606 - zameckis (06/28/2012) [-]
disregard that "if" word
#253 to #599 - corkscrew (06/28/2012) [-]
I don't have many uncaptioned photos...
I don't have many uncaptioned photos...
User avatar #222 - falloutplayer (06/27/2012) [-]
Sup!
User avatar #223 to #569 - corkscrew (06/27/2012) [-]
been watching this [url deleted]

and going to go eat now
User avatar #224 to #570 - corkscrew (06/27/2012) [-]
http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=caAqFFhBn2U& feature=related
User avatar #226 to #572 - corkscrew (06/27/2012) [-]
well I'm back now
User avatar #227 to #573 - falloutplayer (06/27/2012) [-]
Ok man but one thing, not using my main computer so I can't use pictures.
User avatar #228 to #574 - corkscrew (06/27/2012) [-]
and like I said, I've been watching the video.
I'm only an hour in.
And I have to go back to work at 8:45 for a gay ass meeting
User avatar #229 to #575 - falloutplayer (06/27/2012) [-]
Oh ok what do you work as?
User avatar #230 to #576 - corkscrew (06/27/2012) [-]
cashier / help people load their cars with shit / push in carts
User avatar #231 to #577 - falloutplayer (06/27/2012) [-]
Thats cool... what store?
User avatar #232 to #578 - corkscrew (06/27/2012) [-]
Menards
If you aren't a midwestfag, then it's basically just Home Depot or Lowe's
User avatar #233 to #579 - falloutplayer (06/27/2012) [-]
I live pretty close to a menards smells good there hahaha
#234 to #580 - corkscrew (06/27/2012) [-]
where the fuck do you live?
where the fuck do you live?
User avatar #235 to #581 - falloutplayer (06/27/2012) [-]
Illinois. You?
User avatar #236 to #582 - corkscrew (06/27/2012) [-]
Iowa
User avatar #237 to #583 - falloutplayer (06/27/2012) [-]
Cool, sorry man I gotta go :(
User avatar #203 to #548 - corkscrew (06/22/2012) [-]
I don't think you're going to get banned for shit
#204 to #549 - organicorange (06/23/2012) [-]
*processing*
*processing*
User avatar #196 to #541 - zameckis (06/07/2012) [-]
it's 10-12 pm there correct?

its near bed tiem again for me lol
7am already
User avatar #197 to #542 - corkscrew (06/07/2012) [-]
lol nope, it's 7PM here
12hours behind you, you burrhead.... jk I love you <3
#198 to #543 - zameckis (06/07/2012) [-]
so, may i ask how things doing my old chap?
mine is quite fascinating but engulfed in loneliness without you
#199 to #544 - corkscrew (06/07/2012) [-]
not bad   
not good but not bad   
   
how is your tale fascinating?
not bad
not good but not bad

how is your tale fascinating?
User avatar #200 to #545 - zameckis (06/07/2012) [-]
i apologize for taking some time for replying to be said comment
just like i said
mine is quite fascinating but engulfed in loneliness without you

so it's just like.,., rather splendid but meh
User avatar #201 to #546 - corkscrew (06/08/2012) [-]
sorry I didn't reply
but like I said, you are 12 hours in front of me
so it was 4AM here when you replied

and if your tale is fascinating, then please do tell
#183 - falloutplayer (06/05/2012) [-]
And now I can't reply to you on my profile...
#184 to #529 - corkscrew (06/05/2012) [-]
you could have replied to my original comment
but whatever
User avatar #185 to #530 - falloutplayer (06/05/2012) [-]
Wow I didn't think of that but I like the spidey pics and name your favorite food.
#186 to #531 - corkscrew (06/05/2012) [-]
spaghetti
and your's?
#187 to #532 - falloutplayer (06/05/2012) [-]
PIZZA MAH NIGGA! But yeah I do enjoy pizza and a carnivorous diet.
PIZZA MAH NIGGA! But yeah I do enjoy pizza and a carnivorous diet.
#188 to #533 - corkscrew (06/05/2012) [-]
fuck that vegetarian sheet
sheet's nasty

makes ya kinda faggy like
#189 to #534 - falloutplayer (06/05/2012) [-]
Yeah man it has NO flavor content and then it has fucking spinach.
Yeah man it has NO flavor content and then it has fucking spinach.
#190 to #535 - corkscrew (06/05/2012) [-]
I think you might like this gif   
but yeah, I think I'm gonna get off now   
   
goodbye my fellow FJ brethren
I think you might like this gif
but yeah, I think I'm gonna get off now

goodbye my fellow FJ brethren
#191 to #536 - falloutplayer (06/05/2012) [-]
Thanks I do like the gif! And tell your brother that he is a boss with the Iron Maiden flag and fair well my good man!
Thanks I do like the gif! And tell your brother that he is a boss with the Iron Maiden flag and fair well my good man!
User avatar #159 - zameckis (06/03/2012) [-]
fag
User avatar #160 to #505 - corkscrew (06/03/2012) [-]
sorry, I was watching a movie online
I would have responded sooner

how's it going?
User avatar #162 to #506 - zameckis (06/03/2012) [-]
quite good i guess, meh it's not really fun to talk when you are offline

tell me when you get on
User avatar #164 to #508 - corkscrew (06/03/2012) [-]
Pretty much the only way to talk to you is when one of us is offline

It's very rare if both of us are on at the same time
User avatar #165 to #510 - zameckis (06/03/2012) [-]
haha yeah

now, its near bed tiem at my place

6 AM now
User avatar #166 to #511 - corkscrew (06/03/2012) [-]
what the hell are you doing going to bed at 6AM?

but yeah, I'm busy too.

I'm supposed to be writing thank you's, I was just here checking my profile
User avatar #167 to #512 - zameckis (06/03/2012) [-]
stayed up all night along

sorry late reply


you are busy lately
it's good to hear it
User avatar #169 to #513 - corkscrew (06/04/2012) [-]
I am also sorry for the late reply
I was eating dinner

and it does kind of suck that I've been so busy
User avatar #171 to #515 - zameckis (06/04/2012) [-]
naah dont mind it, i'm pretty sleepy atm

see ya later

godspeed
User avatar #172 to #517 - corkscrew (06/04/2012) [-]
see ya bro
#157 - nightingale (06/02/2012) [-]
Hey you!!! Missed talking to you! :]
Hey you!!! Missed talking to you! :]
#158 to #503 - corkscrew (06/02/2012) [-]
well then where have you been?
#161 to #504 - nightingale (06/03/2012) [-]
Over the rainbow and through the woods. Ha!
Nah, just been busy with good ol' work and the like. :]
How are you?!
#163 to #507 - corkscrew (06/03/2012) [-]
I've been busy with work too and still find time to get on.

But I'm fine, though I've been better
#168 to #509 - nightingale (06/04/2012) [-]
I hate that I miss you every time you got on, 'cause I wanna talk to you! D<
And woo, you have a job! :]
#170 to #514 - corkscrew (06/04/2012) [-]
I've had a job for two months...
I had 49 hours last week

So my paycheck is going to be very nice

no cats <insert picture>

and how often do you get on?

#173 to #516 - nightingale (06/04/2012) [-]
I just recently started getting back on actually. I missed FJ's retardedness.
And good for you that you have a job now! :3
Where do you work?
#174 to #519 - corkscrew (06/04/2012) [-]
I work at Menards
and since you aren't a midwestfag, it is basically just a Home's Depot or Lowe's, except better
User avatar #175 to #520 - nightingale (06/04/2012) [-]
No way man, can't be better than Home Depot or Lowe's. Hahaha.
I still, of fucking course, work at KFC. I need to get the hell out of that place, or burn it down. One or the other.
User avatar #176 to #521 - corkscrew (06/04/2012) [-]
But it is better
Just in general better because we actually have people who work here that know what they are doing.

and why don't you just quit then?
User avatar #177 to #522 - nightingale (06/04/2012) [-]
Because I've only got like two months left until I'm gone.
Might as well make some more money. :P
Also...My Adventure Time profile pictures, is way better than your's. 8D

And you're right...no one at Home Depot or Lowe's knows what they're doing, ha!
#178 to #523 - corkscrew (06/04/2012) [-]
gunther is best penguin
how much do you make, if you mind me asking?
User avatar #179 to #524 - nightingale (06/04/2012) [-]
gunther is the best penguin. Only because Gunther turns out to actually be a girl and lays an egg with a magical cat inside. HAHA!

And I make 8.50 an hour. Just got the rise too. Awwwyeeaaahh.
I personally enjoy Treetrunks, just because every episode she is in, I die laughing.
User avatar #180 to #525 - corkscrew (06/04/2012) [-]
For graduating high school I got a dollar raise
so I get $8.35 and an extra $2.50 on the weekends and an extra $2.50 on top of that for holidays
But, yeah I haven't watched much TV lately and definitely not Adventure Time. It's never on when I watch TV
User avatar #181 to #526 - nightingale (06/04/2012) [-]
That's totally not fair!! D<
I'm envious of you.
Adventure Time is new every monday, 7:30 PM Eastern Time.
User avatar #182 to #527 - corkscrew (06/05/2012) [-]
I always work then
User avatar #192 to #528 - nightingale (06/05/2012) [-]
You could always look for them online. ;]
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