x
Click to expand

coookiecrisp

Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: female
Age: 24
Consoles Owned: Xbox
Video Games Played: Left4Dead, Skyrim, MW3, CoD:Black Ops, Fable
Interests: Knitting. Sleeping. Eating. Mountain biking.
Date Signed Up:10/06/2013
Last Login:5/27/2015
Location:Vermont
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#21428
Highest Content Rank:#29
Highest Comment Rank:#1989
Content Thumbs: 52111 total,  56574 ,  4463
Comment Thumbs: 873 total,  1215 ,  342
Content Level Progress: 21.4% (214/1000)
Level 247 Content: Doinitrite → Level 248 Content: Doinitrite
Comment Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 182 Comments: Anon Annihilator → Level 183 Comments: Anon Annihilator
Subscribers:4
Content Views:2866232
Times Content Favorited:5448 times
Total Comments Made:595
FJ Points:48041
Tu madre...

Funny Text/Links

Funny Pictures

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 > >> [ 153 ]

Funny Gifs

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 > [ 46 ]

latest user's comments

#2741 - I don't care if you don't like me. I love me.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/14/2015 on Show Admin how pretty you are +1
User avatar #3280 - joedeltaco (05/14/2015) [-]
Youre lovely! I wouldnt take your ass through an airport ya crazy broad, youve got enough metal in there to draw a fuckin meteor to earth.
User avatar #2771 - Mr Unsmiley (05/14/2015) [-]
that's great and all
but that was a very obvious joke
#2712 - Show your ugly mug then, if you think you got something better. 05/14/2015 on Show Admin how pretty you are +2
#2694 - You like you go to Hogwarts. 05/14/2015 on Show Admin how pretty you are 0
#2690 - The beautiful state of Vermont!  [+] (4 new replies) 05/14/2015 on Show Admin how pretty you are +5
#2730 - Mr Unsmiley (05/14/2015) [-]
the 80s called
they want their photo back
#2741 - coookiecrisp (05/14/2015) [-]
I don't care if you don't like me. I love me.
User avatar #3280 - joedeltaco (05/14/2015) [-]
Youre lovely! I wouldnt take your ass through an airport ya crazy broad, youve got enough metal in there to draw a fuckin meteor to earth.
User avatar #2771 - Mr Unsmiley (05/14/2015) [-]
that's great and all
but that was a very obvious joke
#72 - It's always Pulp Fiction, every time I try this. It never changes. 10/12/2014 on Post ur movie 0
#13 - That looks like Regina from One Upon A Time.. 10/12/2014 on How to spot the main character +1
#168947 - Wow! You're Right! I'm a cow! 01/07/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... -1
#168935 - Unfortunately, I did not say I was the sexiest thing around, I… 01/07/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... -1
#168588 - Being proud of my curves doesnt make me a slut. That's the stu…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... -3
User avatar #168597 - revengeforfreeze (01/06/2014) [-]
Man, I'm fat, but at least I don't say that I'm the sexiest person around.

I'm quite fat and you're probably twice as fat as I am
#168947 - coookiecrisp (01/07/2014) [-]
Wow! You're Right! I'm a cow!
User avatar #168935 - coookiecrisp (01/07/2014) [-]
Unfortunately, I did not say I was the sexiest thing around, I just said I was the hottest woman that that individual will never touch. There is a difference.
#168560 - Yes, actually. That IS one of the defining characteristics of a Leo. 01/06/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... -7

user's channels

Join Subscribe feels
Join Subscribe forensics-time
Join Subscribe halloween
Join Subscribe pokemon
Join Subscribe rammstein

items

Total unique items point value: 0 / Total items point value: 0
  • x1060

Comments(71):

[ 71 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #66 - clavatninenine (01/06/2014) [-]
If you can't handle criticism and people laughing at you, don't post **** to a meme community website.
User avatar #67 to #66 - coookiecrisp (01/06/2014) [-]
**** off, legitimately.
User avatar #68 to #67 - clavatninenine (01/06/2014) [-]
Don't get mad at me just because you have yet to understand the mindset of this website and how to manipulate it to your advantage. Anybody here for any decent amount if time knows that bringing up "mystical" crap like starsigns is a sure fire way to set people off on you.
User avatar #69 to #68 - coookiecrisp (01/06/2014) [-]
I don't know that, because I accept everyone, no matter what they like, and I can't wrap my brain around people who are narrow-minded like that. The post was about the tattoo, not about who is the biggest astrology nerd.
It's an interesting concept, not something that my life revolves around. Which was the focal point of the conversation. Except it was just you and every other commenter slamming the fact that I like being a ******* Leo.
User avatar #70 to #69 - clavatninenine (01/06/2014) [-]
Again, if you dont like being criticized about something, dont post it. ESPECIALLY on a site like funnyjunk.

I wasnt slamming you for liking being a leo, i was merely explaining why i found your being proud to be leo to be amusing and kind of dumb. And if you had bothered to read my post, i did revert to the tattoo and explained how i found it to be cool.
User avatar #60 - mcderper (12/23/2013) [-]
**mcderper rolls 05**
User avatar #57 - UnaOWNED (12/23/2013) [-]
**UnaOWNED rolls 09**
User avatar #56 - joshlol (12/23/2013) [-]
**joshlol rolls 33**
User avatar #58 to #56 - joshlol (12/23/2013) [-]
**joshlol rolled user linxustwo **
User avatar #59 to #58 - joshlol (12/23/2013) [-]
**joshlol rolled user aczzoh ** reroll
User avatar #55 - UnaOWNED (12/23/2013) [-]
**UnaOWNED rolls 94**
User avatar #54 - joshlol (12/23/2013) [-]
**joshlol rolls 95**
User avatar #63 to #54 - coookiecrisp (12/24/2013) [-]
What is happening!?
User avatar #64 to #63 - joshlol (12/24/2013) [-]
lol
User avatar #53 - joshlol (12/23/2013) [-]
**joshlol rolls 86**
User avatar #52 - hornack (12/22/2013) [-]
Hey I was wondering if you had use of your fj points.
User avatar #71 to #52 - ied (01/30/2014) [-]
nty
User avatar #72 to #71 - hornack (01/30/2014) [-]
Oh :0
User avatar #45 - rikter (12/11/2013) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #46 to #45 - coookiecrisp (12/11/2013) [-]
Howdy.
User avatar #47 to #46 - rikter (12/11/2013) [-]
I think I know you.
User avatar #48 to #47 - coookiecrisp (12/11/2013) [-]
Really.
User avatar #49 to #48 - rikter (12/11/2013) [-]
Did you have a profile under cookiecraze?
User avatar #50 to #49 - coookiecrisp (12/11/2013) [-]
Perhaps.
User avatar #51 to #50 - rikter (12/11/2013) [-]
And you'd like to be a vet, are interested in doing special effect makeup, and like karaoke?
#43 - ffinfinity ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
I admire your truthfulness, honest mistake i guess.
User avatar #44 to #43 - coookiecrisp (12/11/2013) [-]
I usually try and go through the front page and the newest uploads before I post anything so I don't make that mistake, but it happens, I guess.
#42 - Absolute Madman (12/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #40 - stafeezy (12/03/2013) [-]
where's your **** ?
User avatar #41 to #40 - coookiecrisp (12/04/2013) [-]
Sorry, what? I don't post **** stuff, since I'm only on here when I'm at work.
User avatar #34 - elcreepo (10/07/2013) [-]
Happy birthday.

Contact admin and demand explanations.
User avatar #35 to #34 - elcreepo (10/07/2013) [-]
Also was it perma-ban?
User avatar #28 - Pacboy (10/07/2013) [-]
Happy birthday!
User avatar #18 - saintinel (10/07/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday to you! i hope you had a great day
User avatar #15 - cancerlobster (10/07/2013) [-]
While your birthday this year was probably awful, I wish you a good one anyway. Happy birthday, and an even better one next year.
User avatar #13 - garymotherfinoak (10/07/2013) [-]
happy bday <3

how have ya been?
User avatar #14 to #13 - coookiecrisp (10/07/2013) [-]
Thank you, and I'm not doing too badly (at work, free donuts tonight), and yourself?
User avatar #17 to #14 - garymotherfinoak (10/07/2013) [-]
eh, kinda lonely. But im okay.
User avatar #20 to #17 - coookiecrisp (10/07/2013) [-]
I know the feeling. I had broken up with my boyfriend of four years a couple days before my birthday. He got the friends in the break up. So here I am. Funnyjunkers are the only friends I need right now.
#21 to #20 - garymotherfinoak (10/07/2013) [-]
Jeez... that's just awful.   
   
and just because you don't see them physically doesn't mean they can't be just as caring.
Jeez... that's just awful.

and just because you don't see them physically doesn't mean they can't be just as caring.
User avatar #22 to #21 - coookiecrisp (10/07/2013) [-]
Oh no, I wasn't allowed to have my own friends, all of my 'friends' people that had been his friends since childhood. So, yeah, all his friends took to comfoting and distracting him. I just cried in my empty appartment and drank a lot. I'm over it now. I don't need those sort of people around, anywho.
User avatar #25 to #22 - garymotherfinoak (10/07/2013) [-]
im not trying to whiteknight here, that is pretty infuriating to read.
User avatar #24 to #22 - garymotherfinoak (10/07/2013) [-]
wait... that guy took your own friends away from you, are you ******* serious?

that guys a ******* asshole.
User avatar #26 to #24 - coookiecrisp (10/07/2013) [-]
Well, it's why I broke up with him.
Actually, no, I was content, I broke up with him because he lost his job and spent all summer having a grand time drinking with his buddies while I was working from 9am to midnight every day (three jobs). And then I would have to come home and clean up after him and make dinner. He cared more about drugs and alcohol than trying to help me better our lives. What bothered me the most was that he didn't even try to help out around the house. Anywho, he's out of my life and I am glad for it. Good riddance to bad company!
User avatar #29 to #26 - garymotherfinoak (10/07/2013) [-]
amen.

well now you can socialize with some more well minded people and meet some friends that arent cunts.
User avatar #30 to #29 - coookiecrisp (10/07/2013) [-]
Exactly!
User avatar #31 to #30 - garymotherfinoak (10/07/2013) [-]
how old are you?
User avatar #33 to #32 - garymotherfinoak (10/07/2013) [-]
alright. I'm 17.
#36 to #33 - coookiecrisp (10/07/2013) [-]
I knew there was a reason your name looked familiar!

My old name was cookiecraze. I miss it.
User avatar #37 to #36 - garymotherfinoak (10/07/2013) [-]
heh, alright. So we have met before? or did you just printscreen that for the heck of it?
User avatar #38 to #37 - coookiecrisp (10/07/2013) [-]
I don't know if we ACTUALLY talked. ALl of the info from my old profile has been deleted so I can't go through and see if we talked, but I saw that on an old friend's profile.
User avatar #39 to #38 - garymotherfinoak (10/07/2013) [-]
heh, alright x3
User avatar #9 - bluemoonz (10/07/2013) [-]
Happy birthday

I don't know what you were talking about... The whole lady thing.

Mind filling me in here?
User avatar #10 to #9 - coookiecrisp (10/07/2013) [-]
The lady thing?
User avatar #11 to #10 - bluemoonz (10/07/2013) [-]
The one who tried kidnapping you
User avatar #12 to #11 - coookiecrisp (10/07/2013) [-]
I'm going to try and type it up again after my lunch break. It won't be as good at the original, hell, I think the original was up for all of an hour before I got banned. I spent all night at work typing it up, trying to make sure all the facts were correct and were delivered in a way that didn't come across as complaining. So, I'm going to do my best to remake it.
User avatar #27 to #12 - bluemoonz (10/07/2013) [-]
Awesome.

Link me.
User avatar #5 - averagesol ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
Happy birthday
User avatar #7 to #5 - coookiecrisp (10/07/2013) [-]
Thank you!
[ 71 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)