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Gender: female
Age: 23
Consoles Owned: Xbox
Video Games Played: Left4Dead, Skyrim, MW3, CoD:Black Ops, Fable
Interests: Knitting. Sleeping. Eating. Mountain biking.
Date Signed Up:10/06/2013
Last Login:5/31/2014
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#168947 - Wow! You're Right! I'm a cow! 01/07/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... -1
#168935 - Unfortunately, I did not say I was the sexiest thing around, I… 01/07/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... -1
#168588 - Being proud of my curves doesnt make me a slut. That's the stu…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... -3
User avatar #168597 - revengeforfreeze (01/06/2014) [-]
Man, I'm fat, but at least I don't say that I'm the sexiest person around.

I'm quite fat and you're probably twice as fat as I am
#168947 - coookiecrisp (01/07/2014) [-]
Wow! You're Right! I'm a cow!
User avatar #168935 - coookiecrisp (01/07/2014) [-]
Unfortunately, I did not say I was the sexiest thing around, I just said I was the hottest woman that that individual will never touch. There is a difference.
#168560 - Yes, actually. That IS one of the defining characteristics of a Leo. 01/06/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... -7
#168558 - True story. 01/06/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... -6
#168554 - From what I hear, I am actually very attractive. I was called …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/06/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... -7
User avatar #168574 - lobselvith (01/06/2014) [-]
Technically, women who are "black man's kryptonite" are fat white chicks. I've seen way too many fat women claim that they have "bodacious bodies", you can't prove shit until you post a picture. I'm just going to go with my assumption that you're fat until you can prove me and everyone else otherwise.
#168559 - anonymous (01/06/2014) [-]
You're probably a man, or at the very least a 300 pound whore.

Even if youre super model material, the only place that gives a fuck is NSFW, so unless you plan on posting vagina pics, just stop talking. The only thing people give a damn about here is the way you act, and you act like an elitist bitch. Is that how leos are supposed to act? XD
User avatar #168560 - coookiecrisp (01/06/2014) [-]
Yes, actually. That IS one of the defining characteristics of a Leo.
#168555 - clavatninenine (01/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #168558 - coookiecrisp (01/06/2014) [-]
True story.
#2 - Aye, I would if I didn't work 14 hour, overnight shifts. Makes… 01/06/2014 on Fucking Fuck 0
#168551 - I'm sure you would, anon. You like that big, hairy dick.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... -6
User avatar #168553 - clavatninenine (01/06/2014) [-]
Don't mock the Chiral sisters.
#2 - I like the splatter effect, but I want to do it in black ink. … 01/06/2014 on My Next Tattoo 0
#168549 - Puh-lease, I'm the hottest woman you'll never lay hands on.  [+] (18 new replies) 01/06/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... -9
User avatar #168562 - crotchpiece (01/06/2014) [-]
I come on here to lurk and i see a slut running her mouth.

Bitch my username is sexier than you.
User avatar #168588 - coookiecrisp (01/06/2014) [-]
Being proud of my curves doesnt make me a slut. That's the stupidest assumption I've ever heard.
User avatar #168597 - revengeforfreeze (01/06/2014) [-]
Man, I'm fat, but at least I don't say that I'm the sexiest person around.

I'm quite fat and you're probably twice as fat as I am
#168947 - coookiecrisp (01/07/2014) [-]
Wow! You're Right! I'm a cow!
User avatar #168935 - coookiecrisp (01/07/2014) [-]
Unfortunately, I did not say I was the sexiest thing around, I just said I was the hottest woman that that individual will never touch. There is a difference.
#168564 - clavatninenine (01/06/2014) [-]
That username is glorious...
#168561 - Idontseewatudid (01/06/2014) [-]
someone sounds like an egotistical bitch
#168552 - clavatninenine (01/06/2014) [-]
...omfg you did not just say that on the hating board of all places
User avatar #168554 - coookiecrisp (01/06/2014) [-]
From what I hear, I am actually very attractive. I was called "Black Man's Kryptonite" on numerous occasions and I have a bodacious booty that few can compare with.
User avatar #168574 - lobselvith (01/06/2014) [-]
Technically, women who are "black man's kryptonite" are fat white chicks. I've seen way too many fat women claim that they have "bodacious bodies", you can't prove shit until you post a picture. I'm just going to go with my assumption that you're fat until you can prove me and everyone else otherwise.
#168559 - anonymous (01/06/2014) [-]
You're probably a man, or at the very least a 300 pound whore.

Even if youre super model material, the only place that gives a fuck is NSFW, so unless you plan on posting vagina pics, just stop talking. The only thing people give a damn about here is the way you act, and you act like an elitist bitch. Is that how leos are supposed to act? XD
User avatar #168560 - coookiecrisp (01/06/2014) [-]
Yes, actually. That IS one of the defining characteristics of a Leo.
#168555 - clavatninenine (01/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #168558 - coookiecrisp (01/06/2014) [-]
True story.
#168550 - anonymous (01/06/2014) [-]
Bitch id rather fuck the female thing in Aark's icon than dream of touching you.
User avatar #168563 - crotchpiece (01/06/2014) [-]
Mmmm mmmm MMMM!!!

Luvs me some sergal vagina.
User avatar #168551 - coookiecrisp (01/06/2014) [-]
I'm sure you would, anon. You like that big, hairy dick.
User avatar #168553 - clavatninenine (01/06/2014) [-]
Don't mock the Chiral sisters.

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User avatar #66 - clavatninenine (01/06/2014) [-]
If you can't handle criticism and people laughing at you, don't post **** to a meme community website.
User avatar #67 to #66 - coookiecrisp (01/06/2014) [-]
**** off, legitimately.
User avatar #68 to #67 - clavatninenine (01/06/2014) [-]
Don't get mad at me just because you have yet to understand the mindset of this website and how to manipulate it to your advantage. Anybody here for any decent amount if time knows that bringing up "mystical" crap like starsigns is a sure fire way to set people off on you.
User avatar #69 to #68 - coookiecrisp (01/06/2014) [-]
I don't know that, because I accept everyone, no matter what they like, and I can't wrap my brain around people who are narrow-minded like that. The post was about the tattoo, not about who is the biggest astrology nerd.
It's an interesting concept, not something that my life revolves around. Which was the focal point of the conversation. Except it was just you and every other commenter slamming the fact that I like being a ******* Leo.
User avatar #70 to #69 - clavatninenine (01/06/2014) [-]
Again, if you dont like being criticized about something, dont post it. ESPECIALLY on a site like funnyjunk.

I wasnt slamming you for liking being a leo, i was merely explaining why i found your being proud to be leo to be amusing and kind of dumb. And if you had bothered to read my post, i did revert to the tattoo and explained how i found it to be cool.
User avatar #60 - mcderper (12/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #63 to #54 - coookiecrisp (12/24/2013) [-]
What is happening!?
User avatar #64 to #63 - joshlol (12/24/2013) [-]
lol
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**joshlol rolls 86**
User avatar #52 - hornack (12/22/2013) [-]
Hey I was wondering if you had use of your fj points.
User avatar #71 to #52 - ied (01/30/2014) [-]
nty
User avatar #72 to #71 - hornack (01/30/2014) [-]
Oh :0
User avatar #45 - rikter (12/11/2013) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #46 to #45 - coookiecrisp (12/11/2013) [-]
Howdy.
User avatar #47 to #46 - rikter (12/11/2013) [-]
I think I know you.
User avatar #48 to #47 - coookiecrisp (12/11/2013) [-]
Really.
User avatar #49 to #48 - rikter (12/11/2013) [-]
Did you have a profile under cookiecraze?
User avatar #50 to #49 - coookiecrisp (12/11/2013) [-]
Perhaps.
User avatar #51 to #50 - rikter (12/11/2013) [-]
And you'd like to be a vet, are interested in doing special effect makeup, and like karaoke?
#43 - ffinfinity ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
I admire your truthfulness, honest mistake i guess.
User avatar #44 to #43 - coookiecrisp (12/11/2013) [-]
I usually try and go through the front page and the newest uploads before I post anything so I don't make that mistake, but it happens, I guess.
#42 - anonymous (12/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #40 - stafeezy (12/03/2013) [-]
where's your nsfw?
User avatar #41 to #40 - coookiecrisp (12/04/2013) [-]
Sorry, what? I don't post NSFW stuff, since I'm only on here when I'm at work.
User avatar #34 - elcreepo (10/07/2013) [-]
Happy birthday.

Contact admin and demand explanations.
User avatar #35 to #34 - elcreepo (10/07/2013) [-]
Also was it perma-ban?
User avatar #28 - Pacboy (10/07/2013) [-]
Happy birthday!
User avatar #18 - saintinel ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday to you! i hope you had a great day
User avatar #15 - cancerlobster (10/07/2013) [-]
While your birthday this year was probably awful, I wish you a good one anyway. Happy birthday, and an even better one next year.
User avatar #13 - garymotherfinoak (10/07/2013) [-]
happy bday <3

how have ya been?
User avatar #14 to #13 - coookiecrisp (10/07/2013) [-]
Thank you, and I'm not doing too badly (at work, free donuts tonight), and yourself?
User avatar #17 to #14 - garymotherfinoak (10/07/2013) [-]
eh, kinda lonely. But im okay.
User avatar #20 to #17 - coookiecrisp (10/07/2013) [-]
I know the feeling. I had broken up with my boyfriend of four years a couple days before my birthday. He got the friends in the break up. So here I am. Funnyjunkers are the only friends I need right now.
#21 to #20 - garymotherfinoak (10/07/2013) [-]
Jeez... that's just awful.   
   
and just because you don't see them physically doesn't mean they can't be just as caring.
Jeez... that's just awful.

and just because you don't see them physically doesn't mean they can't be just as caring.
User avatar #22 to #21 - coookiecrisp (10/07/2013) [-]
Oh no, I wasn't allowed to have my own friends, all of my 'friends' people that had been his friends since childhood. So, yeah, all his friends took to comfoting and distracting him. I just cried in my empty appartment and drank a lot. I'm over it now. I don't need those sort of people around, anywho.
User avatar #25 to #22 - garymotherfinoak (10/07/2013) [-]
im not trying to whiteknight here, that is pretty infuriating to read.
User avatar #24 to #22 - garymotherfinoak (10/07/2013) [-]
wait... that guy took your own friends away from you, are you ******* serious?

that guys a ******* ******* .
User avatar #26 to #24 - coookiecrisp (10/07/2013) [-]
Well, it's why I broke up with him.
Actually, no, I was content, I broke up with him because he lost his job and spent all summer having a grand time drinking with his buddies while I was working from 9am to midnight every day (three jobs). And then I would have to come home and clean up after him and make dinner. He cared more about drugs and alcohol than trying to help me better our lives. What bothered me the most was that he didn't even try to help out around the house. Anywho, he's out of my life and I am glad for it. Good riddance to bad company!
User avatar #29 to #26 - garymotherfinoak (10/07/2013) [-]
amen.

well now you can socialize with some more well minded people and meet some friends that arent ***** .
User avatar #30 to #29 - coookiecrisp (10/07/2013) [-]
Exactly!
User avatar #31 to #30 - garymotherfinoak (10/07/2013) [-]
how old are you?
User avatar #33 to #32 - garymotherfinoak (10/07/2013) [-]
alright. I'm 17.
#36 to #33 - coookiecrisp (10/07/2013) [-]
I knew there was a reason your name looked familiar!

My old name was cookiecraze. I miss it.
User avatar #37 to #36 - garymotherfinoak (10/07/2013) [-]
heh, alright. So we have met before? or did you just printscreen that for the heck of it?
User avatar #38 to #37 - coookiecrisp (10/07/2013) [-]
I don't know if we ACTUALLY talked. ALl of the info from my old profile has been deleted so I can't go through and see if we talked, but I saw that on an old friend's profile.
User avatar #39 to #38 - garymotherfinoak (10/07/2013) [-]
heh, alright x3
User avatar #9 - bluemoonz (10/07/2013) [-]
Happy birthday

I don't know what you were talking about... The whole lady thing.

Mind filling me in here?
User avatar #10 to #9 - coookiecrisp (10/07/2013) [-]
The lady thing?
User avatar #11 to #10 - bluemoonz (10/07/2013) [-]
The one who tried kidnapping you
User avatar #12 to #11 - coookiecrisp (10/07/2013) [-]
I'm going to try and type it up again after my lunch break. It won't be as good at the original, hell, I think the original was up for all of an hour before I got banned. I spent all night at work typing it up, trying to make sure all the facts were correct and were delivered in a way that didn't come across as complaining. So, I'm going to do my best to remake it.
User avatar #27 to #12 - bluemoonz (10/07/2013) [-]
Awesome.

Link me.
User avatar #5 - averagesol (10/07/2013) [-]
Happy birthday
User avatar #7 to #5 - coookiecrisp (10/07/2013) [-]
Thank you!
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