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#176 - I was gonna go to my first real party this weekend but I might…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2015 on DJ Admin this weekend 0
User avatar #177 - postingloudly (01/24/2015) [-]
IVE BEEN TO A LOT OF PARTIES, THEY ARE LAME. I DONT DRINK SO ITS JUST ANNOYING BS TO DEAL WITH
#606 - I can't seem to download any of these Webms? Anyone know why?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt... 0
User avatar #624 - sumerfag (01/10/2015) [-]
I have been searching for a reason since admin allowed multiple file content
#14 - My winter break ends in about 7 hours 01/06/2015 on Today is monday +6
#40 - Ssssh just accept the glorious daddy lifestyle 01/06/2015 on OH MY GOSH its so kewt +1
#36 - Find a girl into Daddy/little stuff. Littles in that kind of r…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2015 on OH MY GOSH its so kewt 0
User avatar #39 - infinitereaper (01/06/2015) [-]
That's kinda strange.
User avatar #40 - coolranchderpitos (01/06/2015) [-]
Ssssh just accept the glorious daddy lifestyle
#35 - This looks so good but I can't afford it … 01/01/2015 on Master of romance 0
#80 - What if you're jacking it to pics of your hot girlfriend? 12/28/2014 on Love or Loneliness +1
#26768 - What are some good mindblowing movies? These are the ones…  [+] (14 new replies) 12/22/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #26809 - thethirddoctor (12/25/2014) [-]
The Fountain
Sunshine
Pi
Darren Aronofskys movies alternate from good to bad every other movie.
Lucky Numb3r Slevin
Seven

Coffee and Cigarettes
Night on Earth
These are not mindblowing per se, but they have a weird tempo, and a lot of cool dialouge.

Holy Motors (Because it's really weird, french and has talking cars, naked Eva Mendes and Kylie Minouge.)
User avatar #26783 - cognosceteipsum (12/23/2014) [-]
The Matrix
User avatar #26780 - thegrohltroll (12/23/2014) [-]
Mr nobody is great. Itt has a very good soundtrack aswell
User avatar #26781 - thegrohltroll (12/23/2014) [-]
Oh shit I forgot A Beautiful mind, you have to watch that
User avatar #26776 - thedudeistheman (12/23/2014) [-]
Videodrome
eXistenZ
Under the Skin
Enemy
Escape from Tomorrow (Maybe)
Upstream Color
12 Monkeys
2001: A Space Odyssey
Brazil
Following
The Imposter (It's a documentary, but still)
Kill List
Moon
Shutter Island
Requiem for a Dream
Pi
A Clockwork Orange
User avatar #26818 - thethirddoctor (12/25/2014) [-]
I love Upstream Color!
User avatar #26820 - thedudeistheman (12/25/2014) [-]
I really liked it too, but none of my friends who I watched it with did. We watched it after Primer, which I should've included on the list.
User avatar #26821 - thethirddoctor (12/25/2014) [-]
I haven't seen primer, sorry. I had the same experience as you. I was the only one who liked that movie. It was beautiful and I really liked the parallel between the humans and the pigs (or was it cows? I don't really remember).
User avatar #26822 - thedudeistheman (12/25/2014) [-]
It was pigs. You should watch Primer. It's also from Shane Carruth.
User avatar #26823 - thethirddoctor (12/25/2014) [-]
Cool, will do! Thanks for the tip.
User avatar #26824 - thedudeistheman (12/25/2014) [-]
No problem. I'm always willing to give a recommendation.
User avatar #26777 - thedudeistheman (12/23/2014) [-]
In addition to the other ones already said.
User avatar #26770 - awesomerninjathing (12/22/2014) [-]
Eraserhead
User avatar #26769 - suddenk (12/22/2014) [-]
Primer
Mulholland Drive
#948 - Best year of my life. 50$ to waste on CS:GO keys will make it … 12/22/2014 on Happy Helliday's Give-Away +2
#145 - Supergiant Games makes me hard Transistor and Bastion were… 12/17/2014 on Indie Games +2
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User avatar #60 - gabemczombie (10/20/2014) [-]
Badger
User avatar #59 - coolranchderpitos (04/01/2014) [-]
half of my 58 comments are me. This is physically painful to look at
User avatar #46 - coolranchderpitos (01/10/2012) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 5,060** random quads get
User avatar #47 to #46 - coolranchderpitos (01/10/2012) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 7,093** is it over 9000?
User avatar #48 to #47 - coolranchderpitos (01/10/2012) [-]
okay.jpg
User avatar #21 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 80** can i haz dubs? on my page?
User avatar #58 to #21 - coolranchderpitos (05/31/2012) [-]
what am i doing with my life?
User avatar #22 to #21 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 86** how many tries?
User avatar #23 to #22 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 39**
User avatar #24 to #23 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 58** okay 4th try
User avatar #25 to #24 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 55** day 5: still good on resources, high chance of dubs
User avatar #27 to #26 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 551** can i trips?
User avatar #28 to #27 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 523** that was close
User avatar #29 to #28 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 327**danget
User avatar #30 to #29 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 416** giving up soon
User avatar #31 to #30 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 776**okay dubs mission was accomplished, but trips has been a complete failure
User avatar #32 to #31 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 028** getting low on resources

User avatar #33 to #32 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 761** i need to get this soon or i will be forced to abort
User avatar #34 to #33 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 526** come on, trips!
User avatar #35 to #34 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 107** im starting to lose faith in trips
User avatar #36 to #35 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 798** i have only enough resources for 2 more days
User avatar #37 to #36 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 327** almost out
User avatar #38 to #37 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 352** its all or nothing
User avatar #39 to #38 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
well i have to abond- wait! its a care package! it has enough for 5 more rolls
User avatar #40 to #39 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 693**
User avatar #57 to #40 - coolranchderpitos (03/17/2012) [-]
this is a sad, sad thread to look back on.
User avatar #45 to #40 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 514** im done for now, we have to give up on the trips
User avatar #44 to #40 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 726**
User avatar #43 to #40 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 174** 2 more
User avatar #42 to #40 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 423** only a few more
User avatar #41 to #40 - coolranchderpitos (12/28/2011) [-]
**coolranchderpitos rolls 604** i believe in you trips!
#12 - carlospuyol (12/01/2011) [-]
How do you sleep at night?
#13 to #12 - coolranchderpitos (12/01/2011) [-]
what?  
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what?
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#14 to #13 - carlospuyol (12/01/2011) [-]
You thumbed my life down.
#15 to #14 - coolranchderpitos (12/01/2011) [-]
why do you care so much about thumbs? they aren't important? i admit i occasionally thumbwhore but then i realize, why the 						****					 do i need thumbs? the worst that will happen is you will be demoted levels. big deal.
why do you care so much about thumbs? they aren't important? i admit i occasionally thumbwhore but then i realize, why the **** do i need thumbs? the worst that will happen is you will be demoted levels. big deal.
#16 to #15 - carlospuyol (12/01/2011) [-]
I understand. For the most part I was just having a conversation with a fellow FJer though.

Have a bear.
#17 to #16 - coolranchderpitos (12/01/2011) [-]
cool, i need to fill up my comments page with more comments. i need some gifs, you have any?
cool, i need to fill up my comments page with more comments. i need some gifs, you have any?
#19 to #17 - carlospuyol (12/01/2011) [-]
SO YOU thumb ME DOWN AND NOW YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU?!
User avatar #18 to #17 - coolranchderpitos (12/01/2011) [-]
actually i am gonna get off
#20 to #18 - carlospuyol (12/01/2011) [-]
jk here you go.
jk here you go.
#3 - bobJML (11/01/2011) [-]
Hey man, how's it going?
User avatar #4 to #3 - coolranchderpitos (11/01/2011) [-]
good i jsut added you because i love your comics lol.
#5 to #4 - bobJML (11/01/2011) [-]
I'm glad you do, and appreciate it.
User avatar #6 to #5 - coolranchderpitos (11/01/2011) [-]
i would post some pictures but i keep all my pics on a flash drive which i dont have :|
#7 to #6 - bobJML (11/01/2011) [-]
WHERE IS IT?
User avatar #8 to #7 - coolranchderpitos (11/01/2011) [-]
.... **** . i have no idea
#9 to #8 - bobJML (11/01/2011) [-]
Did you check your asshole?
User avatar #10 to #9 - coolranchderpitos (11/01/2011) [-]
oh i have enough things up there >.> i mean why would i shove anything in there?
#11 to #10 - bobJML (11/01/2011) [-]
Aren't you OP?
User avatar #1 - annhilator (09/04/2011) [-]
when i see what you've comment to other picture, you're only trolling. And i lied comp was not repost i made it.. Man do ever tried to get a life?
User avatar #2 to #1 - coolranchderpitos (09/04/2011) [-]
wow....so basically on the bottom of the comp you made it said on an i lied pic that it was 100 percent oc which is saying its NOT and you gave credit to somebody else on the bottom ******** . learn how to talk like a normal person what does "when i see what you've comment to other picture" even ******* mean?
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