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#18 - **coolnerd rolled image ** I played wartune for a … 08/16/2014 on Thanks, I needed that -2
#149976 - That was a very good response actually, and thank you for shar…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/15/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #149982 - dragx (08/15/2014) [-]
You clearly have your reasons, just do what you have to, to keep him from knowing your getting married before, and a bit after the wedding. Eventually he may find out, but it shouldn't be that bad.
User avatar #149978 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (08/15/2014) [-]
You could still talk it out with your brother, and maybe even your father too.
Either way you look at it, there's going to be family drama.

You could invite him and ask your mother to refrain from doing anything crazy and just enjoy the day.
Or you could only invite your brother, causing a strain on the relationship you currently have with your father, and maybe even brother as well.
#149966 - thing is, one way or another he's gonna know. Either when i te… 08/15/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#149962 - well funnyjunk, i did it. I'm now engaged to the girl of my dr…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/15/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #149981 - dragx (08/15/2014) [-]
> Fly your brother out to Georgia days before the wedding
> Explain your reasons
> Don't tell your father anything about the wedding
> Wait for him to find out that you're married, it will pass over.
User avatar #149975 - dusters (08/15/2014) [-]
If you get along with your brother why not just try explaining to him that it is your wedding and that you'd like him to understand you want it to be as you want it to be. In a nice way of course
User avatar #149967 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (08/15/2014) [-]
> "Do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will bring it's own worries; Today's trouble is enough for today."

Congratulations on getting engaged!
Anyhow, how bad would it be to invite your dad?
You could simply not tell him. Although it may be best to talk this out with your brother.

If your brother has a good and solid relationship with your dad, then it's kind of inevitable that he'd tell him you're getting married. That's why I'm suggesting you talk it through with him.
But in any case, I don't see how bad your dad could be at the wedding. Recently my cousin got married, and my dad and uncle haven't seen 'eye-to-eye' since they were kids; Yet we all put that behind us and decided to just enjoy the day. Hell, going to the wedding, there were even rumors that my cousins would try and jump my brother and I. Yet in the end, everyone got along and it was a really nice day.

Anyhow, just something to think about. Sure your dad has an eventful past behind him, but that's his past. In the same way that you peeing your pants in school is in your past.
User avatar #149976 - coolnerd (08/15/2014) [-]
That was a very good response actually, and thank you for sharing your story. however, i neglected to mention a detail. My mother, naturally, detests my dad for the shit he did.
and when i say shit, i mean it was practically spousal sexual assault. She has told me, in no uncertain terms, she will not hold back if she sees him.

With that thought, my answer suddenly seems a lot clearer to my initial question haha.
User avatar #149982 - dragx (08/15/2014) [-]
You clearly have your reasons, just do what you have to, to keep him from knowing your getting married before, and a bit after the wedding. Eventually he may find out, but it shouldn't be that bad.
User avatar #149978 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (08/15/2014) [-]
You could still talk it out with your brother, and maybe even your father too.
Either way you look at it, there's going to be family drama.

You could invite him and ask your mother to refrain from doing anything crazy and just enjoy the day.
Or you could only invite your brother, causing a strain on the relationship you currently have with your father, and maybe even brother as well.
User avatar #149965 - kothaex (08/15/2014) [-]
A pretty good way of not telling them would be to not tell them.
User avatar #149966 - coolnerd (08/15/2014) [-]
thing is, one way or another he's gonna know. Either when i tell him directly, or when i tell the older brother (because it is a 100% chance he'll bring him up)
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#64 - Knowing a slut rebecca, this pleases me.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2014 on Gave me a chuckle +30
User avatar #88 - godofcorndog (08/13/2014) [-]
I know a slut name Rebecca. Maybe the same one?
User avatar #125 - coolnerd (08/13/2014) [-]
It's a big world out there, but if it happened to be true i would have a hearty chuckle.
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#245 - Oh captain my captain. Rest in peace. 08/12/2014 on R.I.P. +2
#98 - i meant sauce for the comic, mate. in other news, i … 08/12/2014 on (^: 0

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User avatar #1 - torexofthenight (09/05/2012) [-]
Thanks for the support, got a lot more support here on FJ then I was expecting....lol
User avatar #2 to #1 - coolnerd (09/05/2012) [-]
Believe me, its my pleasure.
Considering the majority of funnyjunk's attitude about things, its not necessarily that they agreed with you (more than plenty of atheists here) but that the ones arguing with you were basically using the "You're wrong" argument instead of the "You're wrong and here's why" type, and they respect that you gave valid reasons for your beliefs.
User avatar #3 to #2 - torexofthenight (09/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, or the fact I posted a GIF they happened to like lol.
User avatar #4 to #3 - coolnerd (09/05/2012) [-]
well, no doubt it helped get their attention haha. But you followed it with a solid argument, a personal and true example.
User avatar #5 to #4 - torexofthenight (09/05/2012) [-]
Thank you though, I truly expected a flood of red thumbs when I posted that lol.
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