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#38 - >Playing DayZ SA >New spawn >Looking for gear…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Gamer Friends +197
User avatar #240 - captchakid (02/26/2015) [-]
Oh man, you made me remember something totally different in DayZ SA
>Me and friend just get enough gear to have a feasible chance of getting to NW Airfield.
>Start heading up from Kamenka
>Get geared up at military base on the way, two M16's no ammo or mags
>stop in nearby town for water at fountain
>Stranger approaches, fully geared, largest backpack, pistol, rifle, camo outift
>Says 'hi'
>We end up chatting for like 45 minutes in the town, sitting down around the fountain
>decide its time for us to split, he shares his ammo with us and gives us mags
>pretty cool guy/10
>not 5 minutes later, dying of hunger and thirst
>We realize that if we had just killed that guy after he gave us ammo we'd be fine right now.
>Both die searching desperately for food
>Decide to never be friendly in DayZ again.
User avatar #153 - thegoblingamer (02/26/2015) [-]
Yeap, I do shit like this too with my friend. We're mostly a 2-man team and we'll be friendly to people, give them loot and a blue armband.

One of our best experiences was the two of us on a night-time server. We befriended a newbie whose friend was held up and killed by bandits south of Berezino by the factory. They were bandit-frogs, meaning that they just sat in the river croaking and then would hold up people. Well, we had the newbie grab a lantern and get purposely held up by them, then, form the cover of darkness, we took out 4 guys. Not sure if that was all of them, but if it wasn't, they left in a hurry.
#128 - anonexplains (02/26/2015) [-]
youre welcome
#70 - awesomenesss (02/26/2015) [-]
My buddies and I love doing stuff like this, we'll sit around Cherno or Elektro, usually I'll have a sniper and my buddies will have AK's + scopes. We'll just sit around waiting to see someone and decide what to do. I'll usually do what you described, be a guardian angel, for a little while and I'll have my buddies drop random pieces of loot so they'll find it. And it's fucking hilarious when they get held up, like you did, and then 3 guys with AK's storm in and Mosin shots start flying. I need to come up with something for my buds and I to say after we save them. We call our squad "The Four Horsemen" (I had recently finished playing Darksiders so I thought it was a good idea.)
User avatar #166 - savethepandas (02/26/2015) [-]
I'm writing a zombie apocalypse book inspired by my friends' and mine adventures in DayZ. One chapter in it is actually called 'The four horsemen' and is about four guys berzerking through a zombie infested town to save a guy trapped in a zombie infested hospital.

Seeing that people like this guardian-angel-hero type of characters in zombie apocalypses fuels my desire to write unimaginably. Games are, without doubt, both art and inspiration for art.
#244 - roguekilla (02/26/2015) [-]
how far in are you? I'd love to read.


pic of myself in namalsk, this game can be beautiful
User avatar #278 - savethepandas (02/26/2015) [-]
It's written in Croatian, and I'm 4-5 chapters in. I'm planning to write a lot more. I'll have it translated in English for sure, even if I never get to publish it. Actually, that's my backup plan if I don't publish it in Croatia; I'll publish it on the web in English.
#69 - anonexplains (02/26/2015) [-]
shit like this is why i love that game
User avatar #59 - kyrozor (02/26/2015) [-]
That's amazing.

and terrifying.
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#19 - >Muslim >Islamic extremist hint: they are not synonyms. 02/02/2015 on Reality +1
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#283 - 5'11" Sorry chunky, missed your mark by an inch. 01/29/2015 on Oh Meninist.. +2
#5 - >Bazooka >RPG Pick one.  [+] (7 new replies) 01/28/2015 on Hostage Negotiation +118
User avatar #20 - thewizsam (01/29/2015) [-]
who cares they both go ZIP BOOM
User avatar #10 - wtel (01/29/2015) [-]
>Being autistic.
#7 - endospore (01/29/2015) [-]
Man, I can't wait to pick up my new Glock assault rifle and load all the bullets into the clip.
#39 - kingderps (01/29/2015) [-]
Don't forget to cock the cylinder.
User avatar #38 - Airmanator (01/29/2015) [-]
Ban high capacity glockazines.
User avatar #8 - brokentrucker (01/29/2015) [-]
I'm only going to hate you because you used a FAMAS for that joke.
User avatar #6 - ranoche (01/28/2015) [-]
fallout it is an rpg with bazookas
#205 - Things aren't looking good bro.. I messaged her on FB but it l… 01/27/2015 on Love 0

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