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#2 - I actually wondered what it said! I'm even more surprised the… 06/26/2014 on (untitled) 0
#2 - That's probably the most excitement she's had in a while too!!! 06/15/2014 on take me awaayyyyyy 0
#2 - Ok, I have a question. What if someone was fat (I'm like, 450…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/05/2014 on Thin Privilege 0
#7 - anonymous (06/05/2014) [-]
Your skin would just hang from you body. You can get it operated away, but it would in most cases still leave scars.
User avatar #4 - jonnyfrosty (06/05/2014) [-]
Read the text again, obviously its a privilige you havent earned yourself, never ever ever
User avatar #3 - klavs (06/05/2014) [-]
Lots of floppy skin.
#1 - At least the engine is clean now! 05/30/2014 on hue 0
#1 - PEW PEW PEW!!! 05/27/2014 on For our glorious leader 0
#5 - lol he came 05/27/2014 on Only 30's kids will understand -3
#16 - Maybe they tried but the buttery culprit liked to butter himse… 05/06/2014 on I Can't Believe It's Not... 0
#17 - You are a fucking genius! You get all the internets! 05/03/2014 on The challenge is real +3
#151 - Oh they have plenty of the feed he feeds them, but idgaf cuz t… 04/29/2014 on (untitled) 0
#1 - Uh, yeah they do. One of my friends moves his chicken coop ar…  [+] (17 new replies) 04/26/2014 on (untitled) -24
User avatar #19 - SirSheepy (04/26/2014) [-]
They'll eat seeds and bugs and such, but they won't eat grass unless it's their only option.
#151 - coolcoy (04/29/2014) [-]
Oh they have plenty of the feed he feeds them, but idgaf cuz they aren't my chickens lol
User avatar #14 - Snookbone (04/26/2014) [-]
I thought it was the acidity of their shit that did that
#2 - kizzaftw (04/26/2014) [-]
thats only because theyre confined and bored, if you let them roam around with sufficient food they wont bother with grass
User avatar #55 - spaceking (04/26/2014) [-]
Actually its because they scratch up the dirt in search of bugs and such, therefore destroying grass.
But fuck that guy, amiright?
#29 - swagbot (04/26/2014) [-]
Chickens don't *live* solely off of grass (bugs and such of course comprise their natural diet), but you are dead wrong that chickens don't eat grass.

My landlords keep chickens (I am literally about 20 feet away from their coop right now) and they always peck at grass and clover when they're let out... and they have plenty of other food.

To prove my point, take this gif.
User avatar #137 - SirSheepy (04/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, but most animals will eat grass to some extent if given the chance. Even dogs and cats and stuff.
User avatar #4 - Icedangel (04/26/2014) [-]
My chickens free range and still eat grass. They have free choice food available at all times so they aren't hungry.

It's definitely not the bulk of their diet, though. Chickens'll eat anything, it's crazy.
#5 - iscrewbabies (04/26/2014) [-]
Will they eat chicken? Because I want to feed a chicken to a chicken.
User avatar #47 - superpats (04/26/2014) [-]
if you do that you'll get kicked off the Facebook team for public relations reasons.
User avatar #6 - Icedangel (04/26/2014) [-]
Yes they will. I feed mine scrambled eggs and once I tossed a chicken leg I burned outside and they all pecked the bones clean.

Though; just a warning, NEVER feed a chicken a not scrambled egg. If they recognize it as an egg they'll start eating their own eggs before you can collect them and then you'll have a very pissed off flock owner because the other chickens will catch on and you'll probably have to butcher them all.
#7 - iscrewbabies (04/26/2014) [-]
Oh. Well now I know what I will do whenever I see farms with chickens. I'm making them eat chicken eggs. I will ruin all the chicken farms. MWUHAHAHHHAHAHA!

But no, I am not really that cruel. perhaps I will just ruin one or two farms.
User avatar #9 - Icedangel (04/26/2014) [-]
You can train against it, but it's hard. Some chickens will not do it, others will jump on the chance. Bu I know I'd shoot you if you tried it with my birds.
#11 - iscrewbabies (04/26/2014) [-]
Well I'm more than certain that you live far away from me, so I think yours are safe for now
User avatar #17 - Icedangel (04/26/2014) [-]
Well, I know one thing. If you do it I cannot scream your name out in anger.
#18 - iscrewbabies (04/26/2014) [-]
Well ain't that a shame. This exact moment in our lives is the reason why I chose this username.
User avatar #92 - Icedangel (04/26/2014) [-]
You've been waiting a long while for this, haven't you
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