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#22 - How I feel about most art in general. 3 hours ago on Fucking artists... +2
#10 - > Buy a yacht, but instead of an anchor hire a team of scub…  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on 3% sure +8
User avatar #21 - admiralen (9 minutes ago) [-]
but how will you get them to stand still when they get picked of in chess?
#36 - Listening to this while watching this gif. Oddly satisfying. …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2013 on License to kill +2
#43 - maganaman (05/17/2013) [-]
oh my fucking god
#14 - Food is not a language. 05/17/2013 on Fudge +34
#91 - "At least let me buy you dinner first." 05/13/2013 on looking forward to it +2
#13 - >No one shows up to party >Time travel to the past= …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/01/2013 on The internet has arrived +3
#31 - strictlypornos (05/01/2013) [-]
I feel like the only plausible way for a time machine to work is if it were to reverse the direction of everything in a given universe except the time machine itself, which would require more energy than the universe has to exert
User avatar #21 - evilanakie (05/01/2013) [-]
actually the machine can not go into the past
it can only return to the exact point of creation
any time before that and it rips itself apart
User avatar #16 - thathorse (05/01/2013) [-]
You poor bastard, I would have gone.
#15 - It's actually a really old Joke that C&H also ripped off. /rage.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2013 on Blowjob 0
User avatar #25 - coolioplasm (05/01/2013) [-]
Actually it's a really old joke that some guy who entered a contest in Cyanide and Happiness ripped off.
#10 - What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it? …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/01/2013 on The internet has arrived +36
User avatar #12 - drunkasaurus (05/01/2013) [-]
Stephen Hawing claims he sent out invitations to a birthday party a day after the party but no guests showed up. Given that Stephen Hawking uses that example to disprove time travel, the idea is that someone from the future should have shown up. Thus, time travel to the past is impossible. Time travel to the future is probably possible though, with wormholes and shit.
User avatar #25 - rockamekishiko (05/01/2013) [-]
so he expected time travel machines to be invented a day after?
User avatar #18 - chrolt (05/01/2013) [-]
Or maybe they don't wanna fuck up the space/time continuum by revealing to the past that time travel exist, thus changing the nature of how time travel comes to be.

Fucking with causality is usually a bad idea in fiction I fear it might be the same IRL.
#13 - coolchalkyxxx (05/01/2013) [-]
>No one shows up to party
>Time travel to the past= dis proven.


I used this excuse too when no one showed up for my 10th birthday party.
#31 - strictlypornos (05/01/2013) [-]
I feel like the only plausible way for a time machine to work is if it were to reverse the direction of everything in a given universe except the time machine itself, which would require more energy than the universe has to exert
User avatar #21 - evilanakie (05/01/2013) [-]
actually the machine can not go into the past
it can only return to the exact point of creation
any time before that and it rips itself apart
User avatar #16 - thathorse (05/01/2013) [-]
You poor bastard, I would have gone.
#12 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2013 on Joker Penguin Fusion Dance +8
User avatar #13 - therpghero (05/01/2013) [-]
Another great comment!
#43 - Is a "That's what she said," joke appropriate here? 04/26/2013 on Hallway Mattress Jousting +6
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