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Age: 20
Facebook Profile: https://www.facebook.com/davidj9201.cookiel.crazye
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Mass Effect 3, Battlefield 3, Halo Reach, CoD MW3/BlackOps
X-box Gamertag: CrazyEyes9201
Date Signed Up:7/30/2009
Last Login:5/27/2012
Location:USA Chicago Suburbs
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    title Enough is Enough
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    title This Guy
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#1540 - bloody little shorty? 05/22/2012 on Unwanted Turd 0
#293 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2012 on Lemon key face +1
#310 - anonymous (05/22/2012) [-]
#366 - anonymous (05/22/2012) [-]
#136 - MFW seeing this in real life 05/22/2012 on mfw on morbid +6
#249 - 1. Buy spill stopper bubble contraption 2. Drain out all t… 05/22/2012 on I Think So -2
#235 - tekarukite zukutomekitoarimoto 05/17/2012 on Nice 0
#313 - >Be evil genius >Works for company and conspire to f… 05/16/2012 on Just Makes Me Sick +1
#349 - This is morbid-channel after all so it fits. 05/16/2012 on Short and Sweet 0
#60 - >Be Mom >Husband buys son a dog even though I hate d…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/16/2012 on Short and Sweet +81
#330 - charliegrc (05/16/2012) [-]
> Be little earth worm in earth worm city
> suddenly a hand comes in and rips my house up and kills my family
> feelsbadman.jpg
> Realise he is stuffing a dog into what used to be my house
> Go up to dog and start eating that bastard to try and get back at the hand.
> realise that that is what he wanted
> Spend next 20 years in regret
> Suddenly hand comes back
> Hand dumps woman in hole
> quickly jump onto hand and begin to eat his hand
> the bastards squishes me
> Dead
#97 - thegooblop (05/16/2012) [-]
>Be Dad
>My son son is weird
>buy him a puppy
>it doesn't like him
>he buries it in the yard in a plastic bin
>Wife lies about not knowing what happened
>end up saving lots of money on dog food
MFW
User avatar #290 - mrbuu (05/16/2012) [-]
> be pet store owner
> bitchy wife, crazy kid, and dad show up
> buy a puppy
>get money
> didn't want to sell fucked up family dog,but i needed the money
> read on funnyjunk what happend to dog
>cry
#128 - jellyneau has deleted their comment.
#11 - >Be dog >Playing with little boy I live with >…  [+] (14 new replies) 05/15/2012 on Short and Sweet +247
#354 - cammyT (05/16/2012) [-]
nap forever?
#261 - geraldbostock (05/16/2012) [-]
The later ones were funny, but this one was just really depressing.
User avatar #349 - cookiel (05/16/2012) [-]
This is morbid-channel after all so it fits.
#137 - Surreal (05/16/2012) [-]
>Take nap forever
#98 - shitshitshit (05/16/2012) [-]
>take nap for ever.......
....
im in tears you bastard
User avatar #17 - lorddoctoroftardis (05/15/2012) [-]
>Be plastic bin
>Dipshit Fucktard comes over
>Puts dog inside of me
>Never had sex before
>feelsgood.jpg
>Puts me in hole in the ground
>Buries me
>Eternal fuckage

I love Dipshit Fucktard
#315 - ticklemyanus (05/16/2012) [-]
lost it at Dipshit Fucktard... well played
#22 - tabarzin (05/15/2012) [-]
>be just sitting there
>kid comes up
>holding a bag with a dog in it
>rips my head and brains out
>puts bag inside
>covers my head up again
>whatthefuck.jpg
User avatar #60 - cookiel (05/16/2012) [-]
>Be Mom
>Husband buys son a dog even though I hate dogs
>Hate the little shit
>Sees son playing with him
>Son puts dog in bin and buries it in a hole out back
>Son asks me to go find it
>I pretend like I don't know where it is
>Let dog suffocate
>Explain to husband what son did
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
>Years later, hear son snaps and goes on killing spree
>Hits me and knocks me out
>Wake up in plastic bin and in a hole with son burying me
>"Do you know where I hid the dog now mum?"
>Die due to lack of oxygen in a few minutes

I knew that dog would only bring trouble
#330 - charliegrc (05/16/2012) [-]
> Be little earth worm in earth worm city
> suddenly a hand comes in and rips my house up and kills my family
> feelsbadman.jpg
> Realise he is stuffing a dog into what used to be my house
> Go up to dog and start eating that bastard to try and get back at the hand.
> realise that that is what he wanted
> Spend next 20 years in regret
> Suddenly hand comes back
> Hand dumps woman in hole
> quickly jump onto hand and begin to eat his hand
> the bastards squishes me
> Dead
#97 - thegooblop (05/16/2012) [-]
>Be Dad
>My son son is weird
>buy him a puppy
>it doesn't like him
>he buries it in the yard in a plastic bin
>Wife lies about not knowing what happened
>end up saving lots of money on dog food
MFW
User avatar #290 - mrbuu (05/16/2012) [-]
> be pet store owner
> bitchy wife, crazy kid, and dad show up
> buy a puppy
>get money
> didn't want to sell fucked up family dog,but i needed the money
> read on funnyjunk what happend to dog
>cry
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#56 - staylethargic has deleted their comment.
#8 - That's exactly what I thought of when I read this but I still … 05/15/2012 on Gather Round, Kids, It's... +2
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i am very jelly of your pillows
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User avatar #6 to #5 - cookiel (03/09/2012) [-]
As are most people lol. I feel empty inside when I don't sleep with them
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User avatar #7 to #6 - vikkiievoltage (03/09/2012) [-]
i had a charmander pillow :D but it got stolen D: dont let people take your pillows!!!
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User avatar #8 to #7 - cookiel (03/09/2012) [-]
those heartless bastards!!! I had my "Support Zombies" ribbon stolen off my car today, it made me sad :(
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i have an i love zombies shirt...oh no! -runs to make sure it's safe-
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User avatar #10 to #9 - cookiel (03/09/2012) [-]
Well I hope it was safe and accounted for. I still have my zombie hat and pin at least :D
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