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| Date Signed Up: | 10/10/2011 |
| Last Login: | 1/15/2016 |
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| #52 - As soon as I finish school: Elementary School Teacher … [+] (1 new reply) | 1 hour ago on Wendys | 0 |
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anon (1 hour ago) [-] You can work as a substitute teacher before you graduate with your teaching certificates. Though substitutes only make about 100 a day while teachers make 264 a day before taxes. Congratulations on your near graduation though! Just know that when you actually start working, college has barely prepared you for what the classroom is really like, so make sure you flaunt that you're a new teacher like crazy so you can get all the support you possibly can. Believe me, I just finished my first half year of teaching ^^ | ||
| #21 - Wow. The 90s were a time to be alive. You could just go on TV … | 01/11/2016 on Al Bundy doin what he do | 0 |
| #15 - Google doesn't control the trademark office. That's … | 01/10/2016 on SONY FILES TRADEMARK FOR... | 0 |
| #8 - The YouTube Channel: Let's Play!, has been registered on YouTu… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/10/2016 on SONY FILES TRADEMARK FOR... | 0 |
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anon (01/10/2016) [-] Sony has money, that's all that Google (Youtube's parent company) cares about. #15 -
cookiedude (01/10/2016) [-] Google doesn't control the trademark office. That's the decision of the U.S. Government and international offices. Google might care about money, but is very similar to when 'King' trademarked the word "Candy." It's too common of a word to be trademarked for a company. Hopefully this doesn't go through like King's trademark did; maybe they learned their lesson. | ||
| #10 - But then people get pissed that the newest latest game doesn't… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/09/2016 on (untitled) | +1 |
 Thats why they have embargos set up, so that no one could give out info prior to the games release. And once youve bought it and played it you cant refund anymore. Thankfully some online retailers are starting to have a change of heart and are setting up refund systems for shitty games | ||
| #19 - Even if it doesn't qualify as statutory rape, the teacher is i… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/09/2016 on Statutory Rape | +24 |
| #35 - That is an ugly ******* person. This is what our genes … | 01/06/2016 on What it's like to browse... | -1 |
| #19 - So apparently, the guy in the video is gay, and the "film… [+] (12 new replies) | 01/06/2016 on What? | +96 |
 Why would they pick a guy who wouldn't even get hard? Like, you'd think they'd be like "hey, you know what, most straight women handle a hard one, maybe we should at least have him pop a viagra first." That would just be awkward for everyone I think. #20 -
anon (01/06/2016) [-] Im not gay. Im a healthy male. The only way he would not get a boner, would be if he had already ejaculated multiple times prior to this, and or, using something to suppress it. I get boners all the time. Its quite normal. If a man grabbed it, (or any other straight mans dick), it would be stimulated and aroused, even if it did not want it to. Same with a women. If a girl is a lesbian and enjoys being licked out by women, she can still orgasm from a man licking her the exact same way a women would. If you compare a virgin lesbian (with no skills) licking an experienced lesbian, vs a man ho has alot of experience in licking women, chances are the lesbian can orgasm faster with the man -> even though she is a lesbian and "not interested in men"  I don't know how your dick works, but if the person touching mine doesn't turn me on, it's gonna be as soft as it could get. #58 -
sedativechunk (01/06/2016) [-]  While I agree that men will randomly get boners for no reason (unless health issues) that doesn't mean everyone gets hard because it's touched, for me I don't get hard unless it's a sexual/sensual situation or it's one of those random times. Not all penises act the same  Are you saying that a woman touching your dick doesn't get you hard? | ||
| #25 - She can be based, but man she is strange. I do like … [+] (1 new reply) | 01/05/2016 on Based carrie | 0 |
| #44 - Not districts. Counties. To the best of my knowl… | 01/04/2016 on Over Half the US population | 0 |
