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#129 - There are less than 400 political representative seats in the … 12 hours ago on Fuck yeah technocracy! +1
#29 - I know people who go out to farmers and ranchers and get paid …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2014 on Good Samaritans Save Pudgy... -1
#53 - Shmooglavoue (09/07/2014) [-]
Yep, groundhogs are a significant threat to crops, which means leaving them around can have a disastrous effect on a farmer's livelihood.

My Dad used to live in Saskatchewan, and he and his Dad used to shoot groundhogs that were threatening the fields. During one visit, he even tried to teach me how to shoot the little buggers. Unfortunately, I was a little kid at the time, and I got really upset when I saw the poor little furball in it's death throes over a bullet wound (small caliber rifle) and my Dad didn't try to teach me shooting again (though ironically enough now I have an interest in learning how to use firearms, so I should probably ask him to go a shooting range next time I get the chance).
#53 - Exactly. The best part is, I don't have to read about it becau…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on Fighting the good fight +2
User avatar #78 - proudnerd (09/06/2014) [-]
I think it got briefly mentioned on a recent Patch (which is the best podcast evar), but they didn't take sides and got away from it quickly.
#125 - I went to a Catholic school K-6, and starting in the third gra… 09/05/2014 on (untitled) 0
#119 - Honestly, I don't know what advice to give you. Pers… 09/05/2014 on (untitled) 0
#115 - It always meant more when no one knew what 4Chan is/was. … 09/02/2014 on Leak4Jlaw 0
#41 - First, she didn't need to take the photos, and second, people … 09/01/2014 on meanwhile... (desc) +4
#149 - Did you try to act like a feminazi? Well, at le…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Tumblr Logic 3 0
#150 - karvarausku (08/31/2014) [-]
I tried... It was horrible mistake, but at least I tried...
There's no sense behind them?!
#281 - greyhoundfd (09/01/2014) [-]
There really isn't. It's like a normal person trying to pretend to be a nazi, it just doesn't work because there are just about zero situations where someone would think that way.
#145 - What the **** ? Now there's STD shaming? …  [+] (10 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Tumblr Logic 3 +10
User avatar #231 - oceanfrank (09/01/2014) [-]
I think its more like the movie "Philadelphia" kind of std-shaming. but knowing tumblr, your interpretation is most likely spot on
User avatar #181 - darksideofthebeast (08/31/2014) [-]
Nah, man. You can only shame guys with STD's.
It's never a girls fault, don't you know anything? DO YOU EVER VISIT TUMBLR?
iM SO DONE
#155 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (08/31/2014) [-]
The best was someone saying not having unprotected sex with someone with Aids JUST because they have Aids is discrimination. How does that even work in someones mind? In what mental state must you be to think something like that makes sense? Fucking Tumblr Man...
User avatar #186 - darksideofthebeast (08/31/2014) [-]
Someone with AIDS and mental disorders probably made that rule up.
Just like those fucks who leave AIDS needles laying in spots where people can get poked with them.
If I have it, you deserve it too. - Fuckheads.
User avatar #172 - stifflimb (08/31/2014) [-]
Aint that like saying it's wrong to not have sex with a person just cause you dont want to.
User avatar #167 - kerfufflemachtwo (08/31/2014) [-]
Well, it is discrimination.

But it's the kind that is perfectly sane and healthy. And should be encouraged.
#148 - karvarausku (08/31/2014) [-]
**karvarausku rolled image** Well if she has an HIV and you don't fuck her you should be burned, not because she would be 600lbs whale, not that she would be transgendered wolf living in....

I'm sorry I can't do this... It's just too much..
#149 - cookiedude (08/31/2014) [-]
Did you try to act like a feminazi?


Well, at least you tried. Right?
#150 - karvarausku (08/31/2014) [-]
I tried... It was horrible mistake, but at least I tried...
There's no sense behind them?!
#281 - greyhoundfd (09/01/2014) [-]
There really isn't. It's like a normal person trying to pretend to be a nazi, it just doesn't work because there are just about zero situations where someone would think that way.
#33 - A compass' direction points look like a swastika? 08/30/2014 on Good Guy Canada +12
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