Yeah~ One of my favorite users made it for me!

Gasp!~
Das cute ^3^

Yeah, I know it is! Thats why I love it soo much!

Teeheegiggle
ok
i must go
gnighttt~
you cute lil cookie
thingy<3

Okay, good night, Jack! <3

Everyone's calling me Jack suddenly >3<
HIII I'M BACK~

Whats your ream name?

HAII!!

Jackie's been my name for quiiiite some time now :3

HOW'RE YOU DOIN, COOKIE BUTT

I'm doing PERFECT! You? *Hugs*

I'M DOING
ECHHHH
I JUST GOT BACK FROM AN EXTREMELY DEPRESSING MOVIE
THE GREAT GATSBY

I've read the book.

Is it depressing
because
the movie was depressing
and from what i heard it stayed fairly true to the book .3.

Yeah, do you want a hug?

yeh<3

Better?

maybe ^3^

What else would make it better?

I unno

Do you have a skype?

Ye
it should beeee
Ujack142

*Giggles and hugs* <3

AMAZING!

Really? That's great! Please, do tell!

Yes, she told me what was wrong, we cuddled then... That was it.

Because I wanted to see your reaction.

gg no re.

And here we see the reaction of the egotistical douche.

Gg no re.

I think you're cute.

thankyou

You're welcome.

Prove your theory on the Jazz hands.

I don't know any jazz handers.

I am Jackie el duro, I am not the jackie you know.

... What?

Potassium.


Why did you even choose that name?

i dont know but i immediately regret it

You can turn off Mentions FYI.

Awesome hair and beard.

You are handsome.

i see we both like cake.

Thank you kind sir or madam.

Yeah?

Hi!

Er. Madi(fimi) is letting me know, that you're a slight bit clingy, sort of.
I know Dashie and Micro are sorta letting you have it, But I feel you just need it to get across a little more gently, Plus i'm a little ill, so i'm really not in the mood to like, Argue and stuff.

Erm, You know i'm with her right?

I understand.

Thanks a lot, I know you're probably just a good guy and all.

It's just, it's a bit inappropriate to say these things around my girlfriend...Sorry.

Im sorry...

Thank you

And that pony's cute.

you're cute bb

Bullshit.

Welcome.

Hey.

Hows it going cutie?

Cutie?!

Well thats what i said

You're so shy.. its cute

Howd you know that?

What do you mean silly
Questioning if you are a cutie after i tell you is shy :3

Howd you know im shy?

Well i didn't until you questioned if you were cute
Silly <3

Oh... Im an idiot.

aww don't be like that you're not an idiot

Thank you

ayo bbe girl, wan sum fuk?

sure

Is that your IRL?

Consider that a gift ;)

Youre cute.

Awwww thanks
You aren't too bad yourself but i already said that

You're cuter. By a landslide.

Thats not me
I just wanted to see if you are as horny as they say

You got wrekd kid

I dont know. I just got on and it worked

ah yeah of course....

Hey bud. Gimme the account.

I just started this account...>.<

My old one got screwed over by some FunnyJunk bug.

Well, do you even Gallifreyan?

No, although it would be interesting to learn.

Saw it already

i was not expecting this.

Well it's the only other IRL I had, besides one that was just my butt.

Nice cup-o IRL.

I like your hair in this one.

Thank you, I call it my "Every day hair" hair.

It's just a lot more colorful in this picture.

Webcam is shit.

They usually are.

I love this game!

Huh?

kerbal space statrion

Ah

I just launched 3 people into deep space without thinking....

Oh, well it's nearly 2 am, I should probably sleep for real now.

Goodnight cutie pie <3

Good night sexy!

Nou

No you are, and I wonder if you'd look good in a dress.

Umm.... I dont know....

I bet you'd look adorable.

Well. Ill need a dress.

Do you have a sister at all?

Yeah.

But she dosent like dresses

Oh

Though I have myself in dress clothes

Ooooh nice

Now right now, though!

Oh, okay

Sorry.

It's alright.

if ou want, i have another IRL

You can post it if you'd like too.

*///* can I ask you something?

Sure

Why am I so cute

Well it's just your bashful personality, I like shy boys.

Nothing bout my Not so cute Face? Only kidding

Well I haven't actually seen you..

I thought you have.... Wan IRL?

Alright, if you're comfortable with it.

D'awwwww, you have such rosie cheeks <3

^///^ Thank you!

You're welcome, cutie

*Hugs*

*Hugs*

Youre a cutie

*boops* You're cuter.

Good I was bored.

So, what's up?

Being horny.

But haven't you fapped like twice :O

mORE THEN THAT.

Wow

What?

That's a lot, is your dick sore at all?

No.

Impressive.

Youre sexy

Awwwwww, thank you

*Kisses on cheek*

*blushes*

*Blushes* Sorry....

No, no. It's fine.

No problem.

*Smiles nervously* Thank you again! *Hugs and kisses on cheek*

Heehee, no problem cutie.

I feel my voice would seal the deal on my cuteness.

I bet, you seem so shy and bashful, it's adorable.

If you want, I can record you one quickly

Yes please.

vocaroo.com/i/s07Jm79GEh75 Sorry its so quiet.

D'awwwwww

What?

You sound cute.

Why?

Just so shy and quite.

.///. Its most like that when Im with a girl.

Well, I have to go to bed.

Goodnight Cutie pie :3

My cuddly wuddly, snuggly wuggly, cutie!

Awwwww, I like that. (Got to stay a bit longer)

*Ez sad* Night sexy, cutie pie!

but I like it.

Awwwwww thank you

But, I love you.

I love you too X3

Youre to sweet

Well you're just the cutest thing.

^/////^ T-thank you!

You're welcome cutiepie <3

*Face turns bright red* Thank you again, sweetie.

You're more than welcome.

*Face is still bright red* I-I-I.... I love you.

*Smiles brightly and hugs you* Love you to <3

*Kisses*

*Kisses* Your lips are so soft.

*Blushes* Thank *Voice crack* you

*Pinches your cheeks* Awwww, I can't get over it you're so cute!

I get that a lot.

Well I'm not surprised, you seem like a cutie :3

I still get that a lot, mostly by Nintendo Kami. How old are you?

I'm 15.

Im 14. Lets fuck

Hmmmm.

Have you ever done it before?

Does being raped count?

I wouldn't think so.

Then no.

Well I could give you a good first time in that case.

But im not a virgin...

Huh?

Take the last question I asked and think.

Oh..

Three fucking months...

I'm sorry.

Dont be

Woah! Youre a girl? And a cute one at that

I'm actually a boy.

I'm just a bit of a crossdresser...

Perfectly fine. To each his own.

Awwww, thank you.

No problem. *Hugs*

*Hugs*

And thanks for calling me cute.

No problem, again! Also, you said thats the only IRL where youre fully clothed?

Yeah. I usually take pictures to show someone else who's into this sort of thing. In most of my other pictures I'm just wearing a pair of panties.

Interesting. Do you do this all the time?

Not often really.

Oh. Okay, So, how are you?

Pretty good, thanks for asking.

How are you?

Scared, cold, and horny

If I was there I could help you with that.

I'll be fine, *Hugs*

*Cuddles*

Alright, I hope so.

*Cuddles* I like you. as a friend (A sexy friend)

Awwww, you're making me blush.

So are you!

I bet you look adorable when you blush.

Hwhat?

It's nothing

Tell me.

Nothing gosh

Im sorry, are you mad?

Nothing...

No,sad

Im so sorry.

I think I need sleep

I know the feel... If you do its fine

maybe in a bit

Well, imma go again.

Well okay

Fuck you.

Fuck you?

.///. Y-yeah. Thats what I said...

What is with all the pictures?

Oh, okay. Not okay

Stopit, god damnit!

Are you mad?

Yes.

At me?

Yes.

:(

No need to be sad!

There is but not because of you.

What?

It's another friend

Close enough...

Better?

But it scared ME to tears...

Heres a cute gif

Y-Yeah... Thats cute.

Aww

I-Its alright, dont post more gifs.

Why not?

Because I dont want you too

You gonna stop me?

No...

*Grumble* Post the gifs if you want...

Cute gif.