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- I implore you to read about Hitler beyond a highschool level. …
Beiber =?= Hitler
He wasnt a genius at all. He is often seen as a military mastermind, but that is far, far from the truth.
Hitler's early conquests were due to Blitzkrieg, designed by German commanders in the 1930s. Hitler just supported it because he knew no one else was using it, and it is obvious that using a completely unheard of tactic will give you an edge.
Mid War, once it was clear that Germany was starting to lose ground (but not clear that it would lose the war), Hitler started making mistakes due to his paranoia, and sacked numerous great commanders so he could take control of their forces.
Yes, the war probably drove Hitler insane to some degree, but his decision to invade the Soviet Union, even though it *seemed* that Britain no longer posed a threat, was frankly stupid. Hitler even outlined in Mein Kampf that starting a War on two fronts was the greatest mistake one could make in War, but he went and did it anyway. Military Genius.
Later in the War, 1944 ish, Allied commanders even had *multiple* plans available to kill the Fuhrer, many of which probably would have worked if used. Instead, though, they realized that Hitler was making so many tactical and logistical errors that killing him would just cost more lives and prolong the war, as whoever took over would most likely fight until the Reich lay in ruins, and do so in a better fashion than Hitler.
Long story short, Hitler was a bad leader, a bad commander, and a wonderful public speaker.
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I really hate this "lets root for hitler" crowd. Like he was so misunderstood and they're rootin for the underdog. His feelings are made pretty clear in that crappy book of his.
in summation - racist moron. end of.
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Fuckin' clouds man
Maybe his judgment was just clouded.
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Some people use the term rape loosely referring to things that aren't really rape ("I totally raped those kids at CoD) while this is actually rape.
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