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cookedspider

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Date Signed Up:4/01/2012
Last Login:3/21/2015
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Total Comments Made:838
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Favorite Tags: pants (3) | fat pants (2) | i love you (2)

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#207 - This comment is nothing more than me posting some rap/hip-hop …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/09/2015 on Rap 0
User avatar #266 - dorfdorfdorf (03/09/2015) [-]
>list of rappers
>not including watsky

get thee behind me, satan
#275 - Esplosions (03/09/2015) [-]
Watsky's amazing, I got to meet him last year at Warped tour.

but mfw no Gambino.
User avatar #210 - danmegaflakes (03/09/2015) [-]
How about lil b and brother Ali?
#50 - And they're ****** jacked.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/08/2015 on Evolution 2 +17
User avatar #134 - RaptorJesus (03/08/2015) [-]
Awh, i love beanbag chairs....
User avatar #84 - Gandalfthewhite (03/08/2015) [-]
They can tear eachothers arms off they're strong as fuck
User avatar #64 - Tyranitar (03/08/2015) [-]
#62 - piraterobins (03/08/2015) [-]
don't stare at the balls
#10 - It is m8 03/07/2015 on Now what? 0
#2514 - Y'know, I'm quite interested to see how well this could work o… 03/05/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
#29 - Not sure how I feel about parkour fail comps around the intern… 03/03/2015 on isded comp part 4 ULTRA... +1
#126 - ****** seesaw one makes me cringe so hard. If I remembe… 03/03/2015 on isded comp part 8237 of ten... 0
#81 - What if fj had something that worked like tinder, other than t…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2015 on Tinder Compilation #3 +4
User avatar #91 - yohado (02/21/2015) [-]
That would give "Raise your dongers on FJ" a whole new meaning.
#51 - I've been going through this for the past month. I'm three wee… 02/19/2015 on Sleep tight FJ 0
#18 - I'm a drunk, but decided to get high recently because i don't …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2015 on So high +1
#23 - anonymous (02/13/2015) [-]
Seems like you both smoked some REALLY heavy shit, and got a bad trip. I'm sorry for this experience, it's never a good feeling when it's a bad trip. If you ever decide to do it again, play some calming music or put on a calming movie.

Tbh you just had some horrible luck, and maybe some tense nerves.

Also; as the other guy said, if you have some major problems that you're suppressing while sober( or even just not high) you should reconsider getting high. It can calm you, but it can also double or triple the effects.
User avatar #20 - malvolio (02/13/2015) [-]
Most people don't have that kind of experience, you probably have a lot of underlying psychological problems that the weed brings to the surface.
#54 - From years of teaching at a gym specifically built for parkou… 02/13/2015 on Wipeout 0

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User avatar #50 - folkflunky (03/28/2014) [-]
Hey.
#48 - anonymous (01/12/2014) [-]
You still go on funnyjunk ***** ?
You gay kid
#49 to #48 - anonymous (01/13/2014) [-]
Dis haaaxderp yo
#47 - someponynew (04/27/2013) [-]
HOLY **** ! YOU GO TO AITE TOO?
User avatar #44 - haaaxderp (04/02/2013) [-]
april fools *****
User avatar #45 to #44 - cookedspider (04/02/2013) [-]
HAGNMNDMN SFSJNFJ KDSLKFKJSD ALD TYOU DS

HUMPING MICE GIF FOR NO REASON NOW THANK YOU
User avatar #46 to #45 - haaaxderp (04/02/2013) [-]
dat wus hawt do
User avatar #41 - haaaxderp (02/16/2013) [-]
post .GIF as content dude
the "wut" gif
User avatar #42 to #41 - cookedspider (02/16/2013) [-]
So basically reposting what I last submitted but as a gif.
That or I have to think of some other title/desc. to go with it.
fak u fgt <4
User avatar #43 to #42 - haaaxderp (02/16/2013) [-]
The .gif is much funnier than the picture.
title it "MFW Harlem Shake"
give me dedz in desctiption
#39 - haaaxderp (02/14/2013) [-]
We have to do this when I get back.   
Broballs
We have to do this when I get back.
Broballs
#29 to #28 - cookedspider (12/18/2012) [-]
BRANDON! LDSFSNSJDFLSDJFFLJDSL YOU'RE BACK. GYM CLASS. TOMORROW 			*****		.  IT SUCKS.  EXCEPT FOR PUSHUPS AND RUNNING. SFPOJSF
BRANDON! LDSFSNSJDFLSDJFFLJDSL YOU'RE BACK. GYM CLASS. TOMORROW ***** . IT SUCKS. EXCEPT FOR PUSHUPS AND RUNNING. SFPOJSF
User avatar #30 to #29 - haaaxderp (12/18/2012) [-]
Well, apparently, by "come back on Monday" Mr Gross meant "Come back on Thursday". Also, i'm leaving for Pennsylvania Thusday morning.
See you in January.
#31 to #30 - cookedspider (12/18/2012) [-]
elwfhlsjfhd ok..welp, as long as you weren't expelled.  Still though, none of this should have happened.  I knew nobody who had proof of it.
elwfhlsjfhd ok..welp, as long as you weren't expelled. Still though, none of this should have happened. I knew nobody who had proof of it.
User avatar #32 to #31 - haaaxderp (12/18/2012) [-]
I got suspended for calling some kid who doesn't even go to AITE a ****** , and having a picture of a rifle saved on my laptop.
I am rage so hard.
#33 to #32 - cookedspider (12/18/2012) [-]
That's pretty 			*******		 stupid.  Hell, Conor, Schyler, and a few others tried to unionize and to shorten your suspension.
That's pretty ******* stupid. Hell, Conor, Schyler, and a few others tried to unionize and to shorten your suspension.
User avatar #34 to #33 - haaaxderp (12/18/2012) [-]
I know.
Joel even showed him messages from Lauren about **** .
We need to get everything we can, to prove that she's bullying me/us as a whole.
We can do this.
User avatar #35 to #34 - cookedspider (12/18/2012) [-]
Aye. The one thing that pissed us all off is that she got involved because she thought it'd be an opportunity to get you expelled. In the meantime, I have to shower and finish up my English project, and also Angerfist has some new **** with Miss K8. Sounds pretty ******* good. Hope you get your stuff back man and see you next year I guess. :/
User avatar #36 to #35 - haaaxderp (12/18/2012) [-]
She didn't do this because I was bullying her.
She did this because she wanted me expelled.
It makes me rage every time.
#15 - gamechap (09/28/2012) [-]
Want all my Breaking Bad gifs you whore?
Want all my Breaking Bad gifs you whore?
#9 - haaaxderp (08/12/2012) [-]
It appears you have quite a few items.
No rare ones though.

faggot
User avatar #10 to #9 - cookedspider (08/12/2012) [-]
All I need is some blue meth woman
User avatar #11 to #10 - haaaxderp (08/12/2012) [-]
I accepted the request negra
User avatar #12 to #11 - cookedspider (08/12/2012) [-]
I know. I need moar meth woman.
User avatar #13 to #12 - haaaxderp (08/12/2012) [-]
nah negra, my meth
User avatar #14 to #13 - cookedspider (08/12/2012) [-]
fak yu beer
#1 - haaaxderp (07/30/2012) [-]
feels good man
User avatar #2 to #1 - cookedspider (07/30/2012) [-]
Wait, you saw me making out with Kelly and felt it through your dick? dafuq bruh?
User avatar #3 to #2 - haaaxderp (07/30/2012) [-]
You made out with Kelly?
awesome
#4 to #3 - cookedspider (07/30/2012) [-]
No dammit. I woke up from a dream like that though.
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