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Date Signed Up:9/25/2011
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Location:Ireland
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User avatar #2373 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
So, I can't help but feeling that you have been quite idle this week. So the only sensible thing I can think of as a reason is that either

1. Your Laptop broke because of Vodka.
2. You got grounded from the interwebz/computer because of said Vodka
3. You finally found a life

I am doubting that third option, but who knows!
User avatar #2374 to #2373 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
first option
User avatar #2375 to #2374 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Thought it was something like that .
User avatar #2376 to #2375 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
I gotta fix it, onscreen keyboard is driving me insane :p
User avatar #2377 to #2376 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Yeah it would drive any man mad. Thought Christmas is here soon, soon you will join the master race in a glorious form!
User avatar #2378 to #2377 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
Haha yes I've ordered most of the parts already ;D
User avatar #2379 to #2378 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Awesome, also. I am three weeks in on my training, when I started I was 73Kg, when I stood on the weight lift thing, It said 70-71! (That was last Monday or Tuesday.. I think Monday) So I should be around 69-70KG at the moment! PROGRESS!
User avatar #2380 to #2379 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
awesome! keep going *****


User avatar #2381 to #2380 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
(Y), found anything on the steam sale yet?
User avatar #2382 to #2381 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
thinking about Dark Souls. You?
User avatar #2383 to #2382 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Why hasenth thou alreadeth purchased thine magnificenth masterpieceth?

Naw nothing yet, saving money for Christmas gifts and whatnot.
User avatar #2384 to #2383 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
i will soon :p

same reason i haven't bought anything. Mabe in the next sale
User avatar #2385 to #2384 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, seems like kind of a waste having an Autumn sale since the Winter / Christmas sale is right around the corner.
User avatar #2386 to #2385 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
:I'm not complaining so many cheap games
User avatar #2387 to #2386 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Yeah that's true. I don't know man, I have around 1250SEK to use for Christmas gifts for like, 3-4 people
User avatar #2388 to #2387 - conordalymcr (11/29/2013) [-]
That's not too bad. The people I'm buying gifts for are easy to please, I can just get them booze/weed ;P
User avatar #2389 to #2388 - fluxz (11/29/2013) [-]
Myeas that's pretty easy to get.
User avatar #2359 - fluxz (11/11/2013) [-]
Current weight loss statistics: Burnt 377Calories today, and in total I've eaten 250. SO it's a good start! Eating waaaaay less than I am eating. The plan was to loose 1kg per week, but at this rate I will be able to max it to 1.5(maybe) per week.
User avatar #2360 to #2359 - conordalymcr (11/11/2013) [-]
**** yeah Keep going dude!
#2361 to #2360 - fluxz (11/14/2013) [-]
That is the back of my shirt after a day at the gym. I've was running on the running track at 9.5km/h for 30hours. Did some other sit ups and **** as well. All in all I was at the gym for about 40-50 minutes.
User avatar #2362 to #2361 - conordalymcr (11/14/2013) [-]
******* hell o.o That's a sign of dedication! How's the weightloss going?
User avatar #2364 to #2362 - fluxz (11/14/2013) [-]
Yeah 30 hours. That seems about right, I meant 30minutes .
User avatar #2363 to #2362 - fluxz (11/14/2013) [-]
I don't know how much I've managed to loose yet. But after next week or so I will check. But last time I checked I was about 72KG, the goal is to reach 64-66 KG in five weeks. One week has soon passed so we'll see!
User avatar #2365 to #2363 - conordalymcr (11/14/2013) [-]
Awesome! That's definitely doable And haha yeah, I was wondering how the **** you ran for 30 hours straight
User avatar #2366 to #2365 - fluxz (11/14/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah I was wondering how the **** I managed to write that. All in all I think I ran like 4.40Km.
User avatar #2367 to #2366 - conordalymcr (11/14/2013) [-]
Nice! I should go to the gym, ******* expensive tho. I may have money after this Christmas to go
User avatar #2368 to #2367 - fluxz (11/14/2013) [-]
......m-my.. m-m-y... my school gives you free gym cards for three years...
#2369 to #2368 - conordalymcr (11/14/2013) [-]
Just replace "Polska" with "Ireland"
User avatar #2370 to #2369 - fluxz (11/14/2013) [-]
******* Sweden man.
User avatar #2371 to #2370 - conordalymcr (11/14/2013) [-]
**** you and your functioning country bruh
User avatar #2372 to #2371 - fluxz (11/14/2013) [-]
Yeah. Pretty much.
#2352 - fluxz (11/03/2013) [-]
These two first pictures is my main classroom
#2354 to #2353 - fluxz (11/03/2013) [-]
These next three ones is the main lobby room. This is where we eat lunch and breakfast
#2357 to #2356 - fluxz (11/03/2013) [-]
This last one is the view from what we call ''The tower room'' it's basically a tower at the end of the building facing the plaza.
User avatar #2358 to #2357 - conordalymcr (11/03/2013) [-]
YOUR SCHOOL LOOKS LIKE IT'S FROM A ******* IKEA MAGAZINE
User avatar #2348 - fluxz (10/04/2013) [-]
Dude
I had the worst ******* luck today.
My train leaves 15.15. and school ends at 15.00 so I have 15 minutes to get to the train station, it takes like 5minutes to walk to the train station. Today school ended at 15.10 and we were at another school that is 8-10 minutes away from the station. If I miss that train on a Friday, I will miss my guitar lesson, because if I miss that train, I miss the bus from the bus station. So I start running from that school with my jacket, guitar bag and my normal school bag, I start sprinting and run all I can. I get to the park and I can see the train right. So I keep on running as fast as I ******* can, run up the stairs, the train is right in front of me, I reach out towards it SPRINT I run as fast as I ******* can, and the doors close right in front of me. So I miss the train by like a second. I have to wait for the next train. Missed the bus. Missed my guitar lesson.
TL;DR I ******* hate life right now
User avatar #2349 to #2348 - conordalymcr (10/05/2013) [-]
Hahaha **** your life. But on the bright side the guy in Gamestop said they'll re-stock Steam cards this week
User avatar #2350 to #2349 - fluxz (10/06/2013) [-]
Well some luck at least :p. Also, remember that I said that I was thinking about re-watching the whole of Dr. Who? Well.. I looked at one episode..... Now I am at Season 4 episode 9. AND GOING STRONG!
User avatar #2351 to #2350 - conordalymcr (10/06/2013) [-]
Haha Keep going!
User avatar #2339 - fluxz (09/24/2013) [-]
So after some convincing from both you and my other friends.. I will finally go and ask for help about the whole.. Depression thing. Going to the place where magic happens on Friday.. Ughuehuehugehg. I don't know how to feel about anything.
User avatar #2340 to #2339 - fluxz (09/25/2013) [-]
twitter.com/Joe_Stenberg/status/382803005239607296/photo/1 Also pimp that **** , got it today. Framed and everything.
User avatar #2341 to #2340 - conordalymcr (09/27/2013) [-]
Goddamn that **** is awesome. And good luck ****** !
User avatar #2342 to #2341 - fluxz (09/27/2013) [-]
Yeah I chickened out.
User avatar #2344 to #2343 - fluxz (09/27/2013) [-]
I will do it on Monday though. I hope.
User avatar #2345 to #2344 - conordalymcr (09/27/2013) [-]
Well good luck for hopefully Monday my ****** !
User avatar #2346 to #2345 - fluxz (09/27/2013) [-]
Hah :p. I was pimpin' in the sofa today. We have this AMA thing on Fridays with random guests in school. All dem girls be sitting with me. We filled the couch so much I literally didn't have room for my arms to be next to me, so I actually ******* HAD to put them up on the side, and when the sofa got ******* filled they had to lean against me. I looked like the ultimate ******* pimp.

All in all. Today was a good day
User avatar #2347 to #2346 - conordalymcr (09/27/2013) [-]
>looked like the ultimate ******* pimp

*IS the ultimate ******* pimp
User avatar #2318 - fluxz (09/20/2013) [-]
Turns out, after some misunderstandings, I am still in the friendzone. Whatever. I am planning on getting a tattoo of the white tree of Gondor. Love LOTR since I was a child, awesome thing to have tattooed on your under arm. Why the **** not?
User avatar #2319 to #2318 - conordalymcr (09/20/2013) [-]
Well **** . But yeah, the tattoo sounds awesome!
User avatar #2320 to #2319 - fluxz (09/20/2013) [-]
I think I might do that before the Phoenix. Not sure yet.
User avatar #2321 to #2320 - conordalymcr (09/20/2013) [-]
The white tree of Gondor would look better imo
User avatar #2322 to #2321 - fluxz (09/20/2013) [-]
Yeah but the Phoenix actually has a meaning to me :p.
User avatar #2323 to #2322 - conordalymcr (09/20/2013) [-]
Well it's your choice. It's up to you if you want a meaningful tattoo or an aesthetically awesome one although I guess the phoenix is both of those.

Also remember that cracked tooth? Got that pulled out today. I've taken 14 Nurofen painkillers in the last 24 hours please send help
User avatar #2324 to #2323 - fluxz (09/20/2013) [-]
I have two years to think. I will do both of them, I mean, if I start with the tree I have something, the Phoenix is going to take forever to get done.

That's always fun! I should get you some morphine. Try having a bracer and pulling out four tooths before putting it in. You can't eat or speak for like 3 weeks.
User avatar #2325 to #2324 - conordalymcr (09/20/2013) [-]
I think you should get the white tree of Gondor first seeing as the Phoenix will take a while, you'll be more used to the tattoo pain

Damn that sounds like a bitch. The numbness for me lasted like 4 hours
User avatar #2326 to #2325 - fluxz (09/20/2013) [-]
Yeah I probably will. The thing is that the Phoenix my mother will pay for as my 18 year old present. Hum di hum

Yeah I got a giant needle **** up my gum. I couldn't do anything with my mouth
User avatar #2327 to #2326 - conordalymcr (09/20/2013) [-]
Well this is a bit of a kerfuffle. Could you ask her to pay for it after you get the white tree?

I got that too, hurts like a bitch. The last time I got a tooth pulled it was in the roof of my mouth e.e It was just my gums this time though, I ain't even mad
User avatar #2328 to #2327 - fluxz (09/20/2013) [-]
I suppose. I could just save up some money.. and get it a bit before my 18th birthday.

******* dentists, I am getting my bracer removed next month I think! That one visit will take 2hours. Taking out the bracer and putting in that little thing behind the tooths. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY lying with your mouth open for two solid ******* hours.
User avatar #2329 to #2328 - conordalymcr (09/20/2013) [-]
Do they allow tattoos to under-18s in Sweden? You've got to be 18+ here but you can get a tattoo at 16 with your parent's consent. Though the people who agree to give tattoos to 16-year-olds tend to not be very good tattoo artists

Aw yis! Dentists can be assholes though. I can take having a ton of metal in my mouth, I can take biting down on that ******* massive thing they need to put in my mouth for x-rays (seriously, no way that's designed to fit in a human mouth), I can take having your assistant hold my jaw while you use a ******* glorified tweaser to yank out a bone that pokes from my gums but don't talk to me while your goddamn fingers are in my mouth
User avatar #2330 to #2329 - fluxz (09/20/2013) [-]
You have to be 18, it's like an unwritten rule. You can be 15 and get one here, but no real good tattoo artist would do it on a 15 year old.

Tell me about it. I hate it when they go ''Right? What do you think, are you listening?'' LIKE HOW THE **** AM I SUPPOSED TO ANSWER WITHOUT BITING OR LICKING YOUR FINGERS?
User avatar #2331 to #2330 - conordalymcr (09/20/2013) [-]
It's a written law over here. We've got weird laws. E.g you can't buy cigarettes until you're 18 but you can smoke them when you're 16

Ikr? It's like playing 20 questions except I can't respond cos I have some ************ fingers in my mouth
User avatar #2332 to #2331 - fluxz (09/20/2013) [-]
Lel. That **** is ****** .

Yeah it's bloody annoying. I can't wait for the next Breaking bad episode on Monday. That ******* ending man.
User avatar #2333 to #2332 - conordalymcr (09/20/2013) [-]
The police don't give a **** . They kinda just let everyone smoke

Ending? That whole ******* episode man. Probably one of my favourite Breaking Bad episodes
User avatar #2334 to #2333 - fluxz (09/20/2013) [-]
Well yeah they don't care here either, the only thing is like, if you are say 14-15 you can't buy cigarettes. You have to be 18 for that

Yeah the episode was great, #TeamWalt.
User avatar #2335 to #2334 - conordalymcr (09/20/2013) [-]
Shop owners usually don't ask for IDs or anything, just say you're 18 and they won't ask for proof

Walt is such a horrible person but god damn it I can't stop rooting for him #TeamWalt
User avatar #2336 to #2335 - fluxz (09/20/2013) [-]
Kek, not sure what they do here. I'm not stupid enough to smoke.

Walt is so awesome. Though I love Jesse as well. Suck it Hank.
User avatar #2337 to #2336 - conordalymcr (09/20/2013) [-]
Me neither, hate smoking (cigs) so much. A lot of my friends smoke though

I liked Hank until that part about not caring if Jesse died. **** you Hank. Gotta admit though, he died like a badass
User avatar #2338 to #2337 - fluxz (09/20/2013) [-]
Some of the people in my class smokes, some of my friends too. It's a bitch, having to deal with that ******* cigarette smoke, smells like **** .

Yeah he did. Though Jack ******* owned him. He didn't even get to say his final sentence before he shot him.
User avatar #2314 - fluxz (09/16/2013) [-]
Apparently, I was talking to one of my friends earlier, Now I have a blind date next week. What just happened?
User avatar #2315 to #2314 - conordalymcr (09/16/2013) [-]
I have no idea but that's a good thing!
User avatar #2316 to #2315 - fluxz (09/17/2013) [-]
Oh god. So much **** going on in life right now. I want to hide in a cave :p.
User avatar #2317 to #2316 - conordalymcr (09/17/2013) [-]
Hue, I know the feeling
User avatar #2307 to #2306 - conordalymcr (09/09/2013) [-]
That's weirdly true o.o I once threaten to murder a coffee table's family
User avatar #2308 to #2307 - fluxz (09/12/2013) [-]
Also, I was looking through some of our old threads. We're ******* retarded.
User avatar #2309 to #2308 - conordalymcr (09/13/2013) [-]
You needed to read a ton of threads to figure that out? :p
User avatar #2310 to #2309 - fluxz (09/13/2013) [-]
Well. Not really. But it was a fun read.
User avatar #2311 to #2310 - conordalymcr (09/13/2013) [-]
Haha yea. We've known each other for a long-ass time o.o Like a year and a half now I think
User avatar #2312 to #2311 - fluxz (09/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's our two year anniversary in April!
User avatar #2313 to #2312 - conordalymcr (09/13/2013) [-]
I shall buy the rings!
User avatar #2274 to #2273 - conordalymcr (09/07/2013) [-]
Does this mean..? D:
User avatar #2275 to #2274 - fluxz (09/07/2013) [-]
BECAUSE I AM IN THE FRIENDZONE, I AM IN THE-- OH GOD WHY
User avatar #2277 to #2276 - fluxz (09/07/2013) [-]
She shot the bullet and it hit me.. right in the face.
User avatar #2278 to #2277 - conordalymcr (09/07/2013) [-]
That ******* sucks man D:
User avatar #2279 to #2278 - fluxz (09/07/2013) [-]
At least I got her number and another girls kik.. And the rest of the girls in my class bloody loves me.
User avatar #2280 to #2279 - conordalymcr (09/07/2013) [-]
That's true. You're like the ultimate pimp
User avatar #2281 to #2280 - fluxz (09/07/2013) [-]
Just.. too bad they all have boyfriends and or the friendzone'd. Also my depression is back. WOOO DEPRESSION.
User avatar #2283 to #2281 - conordalymcr (09/07/2013) [-]
I've gotta go to a coding class, be back in a couple of hours
User avatar #2285 to #2283 - fluxz (09/07/2013) [-]
Wait, what. Coding class on a Saturday? o.0
User avatar #2286 to #2285 - conordalymcr (09/07/2013) [-]
I teach a coding class for 7-15 year olds
User avatar #2289 to #2286 - fluxz (09/07/2013) [-]
Well that sounds like fun.
-Said no Joe ever
I ******* love Merlin. Such a good show.. A bit slow in the progression of the actual show, but it's good! S3E04 now.
User avatar #2291 to #2289 - conordalymcr (09/07/2013) [-]
Oh god they suck so bad at coding

I should watch it, looks pretty awesome
User avatar #2293 to #2291 - fluxz (09/07/2013) [-]
Well if some of them are like 7, I don't have high expectations!

Yeah it is ******* awesome. I love how they add a bit of comedy in to a grim world. Really suits both the actors, characters and the show it self.
User avatar #2296 to #2293 - conordalymcr (09/07/2013) [-]
Dude you don't understand, I spent 2 hours getting them to download the Java JDK

I notice a lot of British shows do that. Sherlock for example
User avatar #2298 to #2296 - fluxz (09/07/2013) [-]
How hard is it to just download something? o.0

Yeah, Docor who, and such. Though Marlin isn't really a British show I'd say :p.
User avatar #2299 to #2298 - conordalymcr (09/07/2013) [-]
Extremely difficult apparently. I think I'm just gonna do some HTML or something with them rather than JAVA, I don't think they can handle JAVA

Yea. Isn't it set in Camelot though?
User avatar #2301 to #2299 - fluxz (09/07/2013) [-]
Haha. I fear for your students!

Yeah it is, but no one speaks real.. British :p.
User avatar #2302 to #2301 - conordalymcr (09/07/2013) [-]
If all fails we'll just learn Photoshop or some ****

Like Old English?
User avatar #2304 to #2302 - fluxz (09/07/2013) [-]
imo.. photoshop is ******* harder o.0

Well. I s'pose. I can't put my finger on how to describe it. Just watch the bloody series!
User avatar #2282 to #2281 - conordalymcr (09/07/2013) [-]
Come on dude it's not worth getting depressed over. **** happens but there's nothing you can do about it, she just wasn't looking for a relationship right now
User avatar #2284 to #2282 - fluxz (09/07/2013) [-]
I'm not depressed over that, well. It's a part of it. You know, I have suffered from depression for like four years.. I guess I just never mentioned it.
User avatar #2287 to #2284 - conordalymcr (09/07/2013) [-]
Well I guess there's nothing you can do about it if it's actually depression, just gotta remain positive
User avatar #2288 to #2287 - fluxz (09/07/2013) [-]
Stop. Seriously. Saying ''YOU GOTTA STAY POSITIVE'' to a depressed person NEVER helps. It's not that easy. Sorry, but it's the the truth.
User avatar #2290 to #2288 - conordalymcr (09/07/2013) [-]
Sorry man, not used to dealing with people who've got depression so I have no idea how to help
User avatar #2292 to #2290 - fluxz (09/07/2013) [-]
That's fine. You just get kind of tired of listening to the same **** over and over again you know? ''Stay positive, don't let that bring you down, you have to cheer up''

Passus et sciat ambulare viverra ornare sentit.
User avatar #2294 to #2292 - conordalymcr (09/07/2013) [-]
Yeah I can see how it would get annoying
User avatar #2295 to #2294 - fluxz (09/07/2013) [-]
I love how you just ignored the Latin I just spoke Hue

''Walk a mile in my shoes and you'll know how it feels''
User avatar #2297 to #2295 - conordalymcr (09/07/2013) [-]
Hue. In terms of depression I'd really rather not :p
User avatar #2300 to #2297 - fluxz (09/07/2013) [-]
If you think that's bad, try living with this for 16 years. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vvU-Ajwbok
User avatar #2303 to #2300 - conordalymcr (09/07/2013) [-]
Welp I'm never complaining about anything ever again
User avatar #2305 to #2303 - fluxz (09/07/2013) [-]
That's what they say!
#2272 - conordalymcr (08/31/2013) [-]
Jumped in the 4, hit the juice on my ride. I got front and back, and side to side. Then I let the Alpine play play
#2263 - fluxz (08/28/2013) [-]
Rule number one. Never ever.. ever.. ever. Accompany a girl in a make-up shop.

(I look ******* stupid in the picture, not the hearts (Which are made out of lip gloss by the way) the ******* face I am pulling. I look stupid.)
User avatar #2264 to #2263 - conordalymcr (08/28/2013) [-]
Hahaha Those glasses are amazing
User avatar #2265 to #2264 - fluxz (08/28/2013) [-]
I ******* love them. The heart on my forehead got all smudged, I still have the one on my cheek though. I take it as she likes me :p. It's.. either.. that.. or you know.. the dark and terrible place...
User avatar #2266 to #2265 - conordalymcr (08/28/2013) [-]
Good god. We don't speak of that awful place.
P.s Gamestop didn't have Steam cards in stock. Tomorrow tho.
User avatar #2267 to #2266 - fluxz (08/28/2013) [-]
You don't have to buy me the game dammit :p. See Fallout as a birthday gift :p.
User avatar #2268 to #2267 - conordalymcr (08/28/2013) [-]
NO GOD DAMN IT YOU ARE GETTING FOLK TALE AND YOU WILL ENJOY THE **** OUT OF IT AND YOUR GRADES MIGHT SUFFER, BUT AT WHAT COST?
#2254 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/20/2013) [-]
the anon that has warned of doris' release has returned
and it has released ************
User avatar #2255 to #2254 - conordalymcr (08/20/2013) [-]
Sup man?
I picked it up today, absolutely loved it. My favourites were Molasses and Centurion. Vince and Domo killed every song they were on
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User avatar #2259 to #2256 - conordalymcr (08/20/2013) [-]
That sucks. It's like number 2 on iTunes in my country at the moment, it's probably a better option anyway. Higher quality and you get to listen to it faster
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User avatar #2260 to #2258 - conordalymcr (08/20/2013) [-]
Haha, why were you on anon anyway?
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User avatar #2262 to #2261 - conordalymcr (08/20/2013) [-]
I don't think anons are generally liked on this site. I saw "anonymous has commented on your profile" and I just assumed I was about to get spam
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User avatar #2271 to #2270 - conordalymcr (08/31/2013) [-]
Yeah, they were awesome. I liked Sunday and Wave Caps too
User avatar #2251 - fluxz (08/05/2013) [-]
Sup **** ? I have internet now, only at the house though. It's ******* 45 Celsius here. Going to sleep soon. Be ready with your phone! Much easier for me to talk through kik than using FJ :p. Especially since FJ it **** with phones and all that.
User avatar #2253 to #2251 - conordalymcr (08/05/2013) [-]
Also there's a Steam android app, that might be easier
User avatar #2252 to #2251 - conordalymcr (08/05/2013) [-]
45 celcius? Jesus **** man, I was dying in 30 degree heat o.o I'll try to dig out my charger but I have no idea if I'll find it
User avatar #2249 - alexclement (08/01/2013) [-]
Do you want your FJ points? Only use is in items game and you don't play.
User avatar #2250 to #2249 - conordalymcr (08/01/2013) [-]
Not really
#2248 - fluxz (07/19/2013) [-]
Dis my sketch.
User avatar #2234 - fluxz (07/17/2013) [-]
www.pandora.com/station/play/1518096573235663647 Dude pimp this **** . With the extension I got for my Netflix, you can use that radio. I searched for heavy metal. Now I've got a radio that is only playing heavy metal music.
User avatar #2235 to #2234 - conordalymcr (07/17/2013) [-]
That extension is useful as **** If you want to watch English TV shows you can get an English version and watch them on BBC iPlayer
User avatar #2236 to #2235 - fluxz (07/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, it is fecking awesome. Been watching Scrubs for the last week. I am on season 5 out of 9. ****** so pimp.
User avatar #2237 to #2236 - conordalymcr (07/17/2013) [-]
I've been watching Parks And Recreation. ****** hilarious,on the last season now
User avatar #2238 to #2237 - fluxz (07/17/2013) [-]
There's nothing like watching the last season of an awesome tv-show. The empty feeling you get after that.. I mean suddenly you have all this time on your hands!
User avatar #2239 to #2238 - conordalymcr (07/17/2013) [-]
I know right? D: It's okay though it was renewed for a new season
User avatar #2240 to #2239 - fluxz (07/17/2013) [-]
Yeah but you have to wait for it and **** . Then only one episode per day. I can never take that **** :p.
User avatar #2241 to #2240 - conordalymcr (07/17/2013) [-]
Oh man I hate that **** . I'm used to watching one season a day, damn it, not one ******* measly episode D:
User avatar #2242 to #2241 - fluxz (07/17/2013) [-]
Exactly! I mean I've watched like 5 and a half season of Scrubs already. It's like one season per day.
User avatar #2243 to #2242 - conordalymcr (07/17/2013) [-]
Companies need to release **** one season at a time, not one episode at a time damn it!
User avatar #2244 to #2243 - fluxz (07/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, The hell with making money and giving time to ********** with not as much free time! **** that!
User avatar #2245 to #2244 - conordalymcr (07/17/2013) [-]
**** the very idea of that! You like making a profit? WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF DEMOCRACY-HATIN' COMMIE?
User avatar #2246 to #2245 - fluxz (07/17/2013) [-]
YEAH HECK WITH THAT **** . WE LIVE OF TOAST AND BEER. WE AIN'T COMPLAININ', YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE WE HAVE ******* TV SHOWS TO WATCH.
User avatar #2247 to #2246 - conordalymcr (07/17/2013) [-]
YOU KNOW WHAT KILLED BAMBI'S MOTHER? BOREDOM FROM NOT HAVING TV TO WATCH.
TV COMPANIES, I'M NOT SAYING YOU KILLED BAMBI'S MOTHER... BUT YOU KILLED BAMBI'S MOTHER. THE **** , MAN?
#2219 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/13/2013) [-]
doris ************
doris
august 20th
be hyped
very ******* hyped
User avatar #2220 to #2219 - conordalymcr (07/13/2013) [-]
I'm hyped as **** . I'm glad he pushed it from late July to late August, more time to release a song/video and regenerate somehype
#2221 to #2220 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/13/2013) [-]
yeah
i was pissed at first but then i thought about it , if he released it now not as many people would get it because only OF fans new he was even working on it
unlike wolf where everyone including old white men that own stables knew about it
User avatar #2222 to #2221 - conordalymcr (07/13/2013) [-]
Have you heard his new song with Mac Miller? It's pretty awesome. He released the tracklist too
#2223 to #2222 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/13/2013) [-]
it's good but the voices are stupid deep
hopefully on the album it will be with their normal voices
User avatar #2224 to #2223 - conordalymcr (07/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, I don't really like the voice effect but the lyrics and beat are solid. Mac was surprisingly good
User avatar #2191 - fluxz (07/08/2013) [-]
So. I guess Paramore is not depressed anymore

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OblL026SvD4

Is it wrong that I genuinely enjoy this song? It is actually pretty ******* good. Love the chorus. Bit girly but whatever.
User avatar #2192 to #2191 - conordalymcr (07/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, sorta girly. It's catchy though
User avatar #2194 to #2192 - fluxz (07/09/2013) [-]
Must've been fun as **** recording that music video though.
User avatar #2195 to #2194 - conordalymcr (07/09/2013) [-]
Now that I think about it, it does look fun as **** o.o
User avatar #2196 to #2195 - fluxz (07/09/2013) [-]
Riding around in the house, dancing, ******* around with balloons, fireworks n **** . Just imagine doing that while the music is playing.
User avatar #2197 to #2196 - conordalymcr (07/09/2013) [-]
Sounds like Muricah on the 4th of July
User avatar #2198 to #2197 - fluxz (07/09/2013) [-]
Yeah pretty much! All the 4th of July's!
User avatar #2199 to #2198 - conordalymcr (07/09/2013) [-]
MURRRICAH. Speaking of which, Ireland suddenly has an absolute ******** of American tourists for some reason. They're pretty cool, me and my friends played American football with them
User avatar #2200 to #2199 - fluxz (07/09/2013) [-]
wot. I want to go to Ireland as well. Only so I can drink beer and look at cows with you.
User avatar #2201 to #2200 - conordalymcr (07/09/2013) [-]
You know how they've got "deer crossing" signs in other countries? We've got those in Ireland, but for cows
User avatar #2202 to #2201 - fluxz (07/09/2013) [-]
******* cows. I don't even think they have those in India, which is weird when you think about it since they are holy and **** in India with the whole Hinduism.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jlI4uzZGjU&list=FLNQ-mNdCjsFZMKFnOgWG8rA
Also this song rocks as well. Is it because Pitbull? No. Is it because Christina Aguilera? No. Is it because the ''Take me on -Aha'' WUBWUBWUB? Yes.
User avatar #2204 to #2202 - conordalymcr (07/09/2013) [-]
Oh and P.S it's pretty ******* WARM IN IRELAND IT IS 26 ******* DEGREES, DO YOU KNOW HOW HOT THAT IS. I HAVE BEEN AWAKE FOR ALMOST 3 DAYS BECAUSE OF THE HEAT
User avatar #2205 to #2204 - fluxz (07/09/2013) [-]
You don't even know heat *Looks at thermostat* 21:05 right now and it is still 29C here. DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED DURING THE DAY. AND THE ******* FLIES THE FLIES. ******* troll ASS PUNK ************* FLIES ALWAYS FLYING AROUND YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU ARE GOING TO SLEEP. I set up a hammock outside. Planning on camping in that if the mosquitoes allow it :p.
User avatar #2209 to #2205 - conordalymcr (07/09/2013) [-]
Nice We don't have much flies, just a whole lot of ******* heat. Also, tfw most of your shirts are black band shirts so they attract a dick ton of heat. GOD DAMN IT I AM IRISH, COLD IS MY HABITAT. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ANIMALS ARE TAKEN OUT OF THEIR HABITAT? THEY DIE *****
User avatar #2211 to #2209 - fluxz (07/09/2013) [-]
JUST WAIT 'TILL YOU GET HERE. WINTER COLD AS **** , SUMMER WARM AS **** . I HAVE LEARNED FROM MY MISSTAKES. I NOW POSSES GOTHIC WHITE T-SHIRTS AND TANK TOPS. ******* AWESOME.
User avatar #2213 to #2211 - conordalymcr (07/09/2013) [-]
IF I HAD MONEY I WOULD BUY SO MUCH **** FROM QWERTEE
User avatar #2214 to #2213 - fluxz (07/09/2013) [-]
FECK YIS. CHEAP T-SHIRTS FOR EVERYONE!
User avatar #2215 to #2214 - conordalymcr (07/09/2013) [-]
EXCEPT PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN COLD COUNTRIES. NO CHEAP T-SHIRTS FOR THEM.
User avatar #2216 to #2215 - fluxz (07/09/2013) [-]
BITCH I AM A NORD. I SERIOUSLY WALK AROUND IN T-SHIRTS WHEN THERE'S SNOW OUTSIDE.
User avatar #2217 to #2216 - conordalymcr (07/09/2013) [-]
I ALWAYS HAVE TO WEAR A HOODIE FOR SOME REASON, I JUST DON'T LIKE T-SHIRTS. 30 DEGREES? OH, I'LL GO GRAB MY HEAVY ******* HOODIE.
User avatar #2218 to #2217 - fluxz (07/09/2013) [-]
JESUS. ******* INDUSTRY COUNTRIES. I WANT TO BE GOTH WITH BLACK JACKETS AND **** BUT IT'S TOO ******* HOT
User avatar #2203 to #2202 - conordalymcr (07/09/2013) [-]
Oh god, this is gonna be stuck in my head for ages e.e Along with this www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxRUIktAmf8
User avatar #2206 to #2203 - fluxz (07/09/2013) [-]
's pretty good song!
User avatar #2207 to #2206 - conordalymcr (07/09/2013) [-]
I ******* love it. Trying not to listen to it too much in case I get sick of it
User avatar #2208 to #2207 - fluxz (07/09/2013) [-]
Yeah that's the catch with good songs! You have to like find 5songs that you mix and listen to them once a day or less than that :p.
User avatar #2210 to #2208 - conordalymcr (07/09/2013) [-]
That's a good idea
User avatar #2212 to #2210 - fluxz (07/09/2013) [-]
Aw yiss!
User avatar #2193 to #2192 - fluxz (07/09/2013) [-]
Been stuck in my brain for a week now.
User avatar #2170 - fluxz (07/03/2013) [-]
no mike, mike no, walter pls, no walter, pls
User avatar #2171 to #2170 - conordalymcr (07/03/2013) [-]
What episode are you on? Don't wanna spoil anything
User avatar #2172 to #2171 - fluxz (07/03/2013) [-]
i dån, episode 9pls
User avatar #2173 to #2172 - conordalymcr (07/03/2013) [-]
THAT ******* ENDING MAN. WHY THE **** WOULD YOU DO THAT AMC, WHAT THE ****
User avatar #2174 to #2173 - fluxz (07/03/2013) [-]
Well that escalated quickly. So here's what's gon happen. Hank is not going to arrest him right away (obviously) he will work his way to figure out that Walt is Heisenberg, Walt will notice this and tell Jesse since Jesse is in the same **** as him, they will talk to Saul and Lydia. At one point Walter (Or Jesse) is doomed to go jail while Jesse (Or Walt) help him out of there using Tod's uncle's contacts n **** .
User avatar #2175 to #2174 - conordalymcr (07/03/2013) [-]
I don't know about the arrested immediately part, Hank's got a lot to loose. I mean, he's a DEA agent who was wasting a lot of funding and company time by doing a case they didn't want him doing and he didn't realise that the culprit and biggest meth cook in America was his ************ brother in law, whose house he had been to and with whom he had drank wine and drank Jack. I think Walt's gonna be free, kill Hank (did you see that M16? damn son) and/or change his identity with Saul's hookups. I think Jesse's going to jail though, and Todd's contacts will definitely play a pretty big role
User avatar #2176 to #2175 - fluxz (07/03/2013) [-]
''So here's what gon happen Hank is NOT going to arrest him right away

I mean killing your brother-in law can't be good either. Skyler would give him hell. If anything he'd force Jesse to do it who can't and will refuse to. Switching identity wouldn't really work either since Skyler would not allow him to do that to their family. I mean just leaving her sister never to talk again. Either that or they DO switch identities and then Skyler and her sister will be talking without anyone knowing and Hank or Walter will find out eventually and Hank will be on their asses again.
User avatar #2177 to #2176 - conordalymcr (07/03/2013) [-]
Internet decided to not work in the middle of writing a long-ass comment and then not work for a further eight hours >.>

But anyway, speaking of Skyler. Have you ever noticed he keeps like a memorial of the people he's killed himself (not counting deaths he's been responsible for)? I don't know how to word it properly but I'll give examples.

He killed Krazy 8, now every time he makes a sandwich for himself he cuts off the crust like Krazy 8 did.
He killed Mike, now he takes his drinks on the rocks like Mike did.
He killed Gus, he started acting like a huge professional cartel boss like Gus did.
There's probably more but that's all I can think of at the moment. In S05E01, in the restaurant, he arranges his bacon like Skyler did, he wasn't wearing his wedding ring and he used her Skyler's maiden name when the waitress asked for his name.
User avatar #2178 to #2177 - fluxz (07/04/2013) [-]
internet pls

I have been noticing some things actually. Some were less obvious than others. That was the first thing I noticed actually about Krazy 8. That suddenly he started eating them without the crusts as well. Probably a thing for what's to come later or something. I think Skyler might die actually. She will freak the **** out when they realise that Hank knows. Walter will probably kill her, either that or Jesse will. But that wouldn't work now would it? That's because Skyler is going to **** Jesse. Have you seen the looks they have been giving each other the few times they've met? More importantly have you seen the looks Skyler has given Jesse? If Walter and Skyler starts fighting again Skyler will probably seduce Jesse or some **** like that.
User avatar #2179 to #2178 - conordalymcr (07/04/2013) [-]
Damn, didn't notice that e.e It kind of seems likely now though
User avatar #2180 to #2179 - fluxz (07/04/2013) [-]
I ******* hate Skyler. She's a cunt face bitch
User avatar #2181 to #2180 - conordalymcr (07/04/2013) [-]
I think I hate Marie more. She's annoying and arrogant as ****
User avatar #2182 to #2181 - fluxz (07/04/2013) [-]
That's actually true. She's is ******* annoying.
User avatar #2183 to #2182 - conordalymcr (07/04/2013) [-]
"Is Walt Jr. on pot?!"
User avatar #2184 to #2183 - fluxz (07/04/2013) [-]
Speaking of Walt Jr. The actor is pretty good in what he does. The way he talks and **** . Not very fond of the character, but still :p.
User avatar #2185 to #2184 - conordalymcr (07/04/2013) [-]
He's got cerebral palsy in real life, he isn't acting
User avatar #2186 to #2185 - fluxz (07/04/2013) [-]
Whelp. **** that. I'm out of here
User avatar #2187 to #2186 - conordalymcr (07/04/2013) [-]
I don't like his character that much either, seems kinda unnecessary for the character to have cerebral palsy
User avatar #2188 to #2187 - fluxz (07/04/2013) [-]
Yeah.. First I thought he was acting the way he was talking so I thought it was cool. Now it is only annoying . I in fact hate the way he talks.
User avatar #2189 to #2188 - conordalymcr (07/04/2013) [-]
I liked some scenes with him though. Like the first episode, when the jocks were making fun of him and Walt stomped on the guy's leg
User avatar #2190 to #2189 - fluxz (07/04/2013) [-]
Yeah but that was Walt :p. Not Jr. Jr is just.. bad .
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