It's dangerous to go alone, take this!

Add me when you make an account www.memrise.com/user/ConorDaly/

www.memrise.com/user/Joe_S/ I followed you.

That's a descriptive bio you got there

I will piff it up later. Right now my mind is trying this Russian alphabet.

This shit's so useful for exam revision

WHAT. THIS RUSSIAN SHIT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. N IS H AND R IS P

IN IRISH "BH" IS "V" AND IN POLISH "L" IS "W". WELCOME TO NON-LATIN ALPHABETS, BITCH.

THIS IS FUCKED. I DIDN'T KNOW WE NORDS WERE SO SOPHISTICATED WITH OUR WORDS!

TRY A SLAVIC LANGUAGE WITH A LATIN ALPHABET LIKE CZECH OR SOMETHING

MAN, FUCK THIS RUSSIAN

SHIT'S COMPLICATED

BUT THE VIKINGS BROUGHT THE ATTRACTIVE ONES BACK TO SWEDEN. THEY ALSO TRIED TO PILLAGE MONKS

www.google.se/search?q=Swedish+women&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:sv-SE:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=sv&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=kGCaUeaDAYml4gTFxoCwBg&biw=1472&bih=727&sei=kWCaUeP6HajV4QTVw4DADw DO THEY LOOK LIKE REDHEADS TO YOU? NAH, DIDN'T THINK SO! AND WE DAMNED WELL SUCCEEDED PILLAGING MONKS!

www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1330484/First-American-Europe-Nat ive-woman-kidnapped-Vikings-1000-years-ago.html THAT'S RIGHT MOTHERFUCKER.

AND NOT IN MY TOWN BITCH. THEY COULDN'T GET INTO THE TOWER. THE ENTRANCE IS ABOUT 20 METRES FROM THE GROUND AND THEY DIDN'T THINK TO BRING A LADDER SO THEY COULDN'T GET IN

THEY ARE JOURNALISTS. THEY ALWAYS LIE! YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING, NOW LEAVE ME AND MY GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT- GRANDFATHER'S AXE ALONE!

that was pretty fucking awesome o.o you could get a decent mic pretty cheaply on ebay or something

Yeah, I am thinking about getting a real good studio microphone, and then get a separate pair of headphones.

For headphones I recommend Sony MDR 7506. A bit pricey, but definitely worth it

So that's 1k SEK for headphones.. A microphone could be around 2k or almost 3k o.0 Then there's the oculous rift coming out that is like 2.6k as well. DIS HURTS MAH MONEH POCKETS so that around at worst 6.6K SEK T-T

that's €771 o.o daamn son

PFFFFT. SCEW THAT MIC

pfft, professional mics are for pussies

Exactly, I'll stick with this turtlebeach headset. I'll PAINT IT AND EVERYTHING, HAHA. HAHAHHAHAHA. HHAHahahaaa..... I so need a new headset T-T

I've got Sony MDR XB300's. They're pretty good (comfortable as fuck too) and cheap. Not sure if you'd use them as studio headphones though

Those are good. Thinking about just sticking with a headset. I miss my old Siberian V2. It would be awesome to have all of that studio shit.. But that'll have to wait. Too expensive at the moment :/

fucking money and shit. A good mic shouldn't cost like 3k SEK though, you could get a reasonable one for like 500SEK

I could afford that right now.. If I could live without food for a month n shit

You can live 18 days without food as long as you've got water. Wanna risk it?

Who needs water when you got piss? Going Bear Grylls on this shit.

Aw yis. You could also freeze your piss and eat it. Free food mothafucka

I will be the best Zombie apocalypse survivor ever.

It wouldn't even be hard to do in sweden. Just piss outside and it'll probably freeze

Yeah, Freeze, Or boil with our 30C weather T-T

You could always go to Norway

That's true. Or higher up in Sweden, Fun fact. Up in North Sweden. During sumer. They sun is always up. You never see the sun set!

WHY DOES THIS EXIST

KILL THEM WITH FIRE

IT'S LIKE THOSE HORRIBLE MSN SMILIES FROM 2004

OH GOD, DON'T REMIND ME OF THOSE TIMES

THOSE WERE DARK TIMES FOR EVERYONE

In other news, I just ate McDonalds. Those guys can go fuck them self, Their food taste like cardboard

It's cheap as fuck though

In both ways.

oh god..

I wonder how hard it'd be to draw a sloth out of emoticons

Go for it. Shades 'n' all.

I've decided that, that shit takes too long. So this'll suffice

HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS!?

i don't even e.e
i have lost all ability to even

You shouldn't even

Shit, that's a pretty long way e.e You could always just destroy everything in your path (including that lake) :P

Thinking about wrecking everything in my way, But that is the biggest lake in Sweden... I'LL FUCKING SWIM ACROSS IT

The obvious solution to this is to conquer a country and order PowerWolf to perform for you :P

Sounds like a plan! Also, I find the missing reaction from you of the songs disturbing, LISTEN TO THE BLOODY SONGS!

I shall now, I was listening to another album at the time :P

You won't regret it!

I LISTENED AND I AM UNABLE TO CEASE ERECTION

ONE OF US, JOIN THE CULT OF POWERMETAL, JOIN US, PUT YOUR FIST UP IN THE AIR AND SAY THE SACRED VOWELS. FOR METAL I WILL DIE, FOR METAL IS MY LIFE. ALL WHILE YOU LISTEN TO THIS song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7ZcvDHX44o

THOUGH I LOVE IT, I STILL PREFER BLACK METAL

--*Glass shatters* What was that?

WHAT WAS THAT? COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF BURNING CHURCHES

I AM BUSY WORSHIPING SATAN TO GIVE TWO SHITS

SO ARE BLACK METAL BANDS. JEG FALLLER

YOU TURNED DANISH/NORWEGIAN? YOU'RE ONE CHEEKY CUNT M8

IT'S JUST DANISH DIG CHEEKY LITTLE FITTA M8

JEG ER NORSK SÅ GODT, DIN LILLE BITCH

TÁ MÉ IRISH LUBATHEOIR (lel, that word is pronounces "lube a whore." it means "faggot" kinda)

I do not get it at all, but I learned a new word :P I shall use "känsla" more

Ha, It is ''SwengLish'' it translates to ''That feeling when you don't get that one Christmas present that you wished for'' and it just makes it sound hilarious in a Swede's ears if you pronounce the Swedish words in a English sentence. And it's a picture of the Swedish king to top it off ^^.

I kind of get it now, I read it out loud and it sounded weird as fuck :P

Haha, vocaroo.com/i/s0nydO6V2vzR, There. See if you get what we are saying ^^.

He shouted out something at the end that sounds like "chuja", which is Polish for "dick." e.e

That ''he'' guy is me :p. I am the first guy talking, Also saying the phrase on the picture ._. The other guy is my Tyrone :P.

Ah, that it was your Tyrone who said that :P I got "känsla", the fact most of it was English explains why I had no idea what the fuck was going on

Also, Yes. We are in the bromance. Bromance is best mance.

Haha :D Here's some Swedes speaking Polish to make me feel better about myself www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWle99oABdQ

vocaroo.com/i/s1fTvfVA2Yp3 Here's a whole conversation :P. Listen to it and see if you understand anything, It is another to read and try to pronounce things and actually understanding two Swedish guys talk, Well - Raw Swedish with each other :P.

I got that you were saying I'm learning Swedish, (I think) I learned the word for feeling and you mocked my accent pretty accurately :P

Yeah, I said that you were learning Swedish. I didn't mock your accent, I mocked me and Tyrone's accent ^^. There's a place where we live called ''Gothenburg'' in Swedish it is called ''Göteborg'' and there's a joke that we used to talk like that :p. ''Änna'' ''Flö dig!''

Oooh, I heard a weird accent and "Irland" so I assumed it was about my accent :P

I just listened to it again, I never said Ireland :P. I don't even know your accent ^^. Say some Swedish words and send then to me and I will listen to it and see if you are pronouncing it correctly, and correct you if you are not ^^.

No mic D: Plus I would be absolutely hopeless with pronunciation, I've only ever typed Swedish :P

You could try ^^. Okay, Give me some words and I will pronounce them for you ^^.

Kristianstad
sju
Sjukhus-sköterska

Definitely not intentionally picking hard ones :P

Oh, and "lärare." Took at least 20 tries to correctly pronounce that on Rosetta Stone >.>

vocaroo.com/i/s18R4cUOnaxj I am so terrible at improvising words on the top of my head :P. Also, The English accent was intentionally put on. And I counted to 10 in Swedish. Spelled like this: En, Två, Tre, Fyra, Fem, Sex, Sju, Åtta, Nio, Tio.

Any sentences or something else you want to learn? ^^.

Realisationsvinstbeskattning

"Jag har ingen aning vad jag vill översätta" :P Also would you be willing to try to pronounce Irish for my entertainment?

vocaroo.com/i/s0RtMoHEWdh5 Sure, I'd give it a try :p.

Awesome :D I'll try not to give you an over-complicated sentence :P

Nuair a dhusaigh mé ar maidin, duirt mé do mé féin 'is brea liom an spadán, is é dia an spadán'" :P

vocaroo.com/i/s1MoP0XsAeCq For your pleasure! Joe talking gibberish!

How the fuck do you do that, I can't get more than 110 o.O

I am wondering how the bloody balls Tim managed to get 200 fucking 11.

That's over 20 clickes per second. What even. He must've been using 2 mouses or some shit

Nope. One mouse, I was watching over screen share and web cam. He is fucking sick.

Is he a wizard o.o

Maybe o.0. I tried to record it but it was to no avail ^^.

Like how the fuck do you even click 20 times per second. Fucking wizards man

Yeah the sound it was making was ridiculous o.0

I wonder what the record for this thing is

Not sure o.0. I can imagine that someone plugged in like 4mices and got four people to do it.

I also discovered that you can use a trackpad in conjunction with a mouse, so that's 4 people clicking about 20-40 times per second. Which is 800-1600 clicks in 10 seconds o.o

O.O. Shit's starting to go cray man.

I bet Tim could get 1.6k clicks per sec with his dick

Tim: That's true! Don't underestimate my dick! I grab it ones and I smack it down on the mouse and the numbers just go PFFT.

Tim is more badass than this sloth

I still fucking hate sloths.

shh. No tears, only sloths.

D:

Dolla dolla bill, y'all.

I will take my leave before the sloths take over........ halp

This was with a trackpad, I'll try with my mouse in a minute :P

My friend Tim just got 211. Jesus fucking Christ.

o.o

When I see an actual human being

www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=LS3eVfYLugA#t=103s

Because Breaking Bad.

That's my face when I see a new mathematic number thing.

Pfft, numbers in math? More like letters.
Fuck you algebra

Fuck you Math*

Fuck you Disney*

not sure how I got "Disney" from "Math", but still, fuck Disney

Fuck new Disney*

Yeh

Of course. Have you seen this "Dog With A Blog" shit?

I have not heard of this phenomenon o.0

perhaps Sweden have been spared o.o

Because I watch Disney channel on a original basis.

I've got a little brother who constantly watches the shit >.>

Man I fucking wish that they'd do a channel called ''Old school Disney / Nickelodeon'' I would watch the shit out of that

I've tried showing him some older stuff, to no avail D:
They had Disney Cinemagic that showed oldschool Disney movies but, of course, Disney removed it >.>

:(. Fucking force him to watch Tarzan.. Phil Collins man.. Oh how I fucking love that man

He likes Regular Show and Adventure Time. It's a start :P

I suppose but man. Fucking old Disney man! I miss that shit :/.

Yeah D: They sometimes show old stuff late at night, like 5 a.m. But after that they start showing the new bullshit

And that, Is why I love TPB, and internet :p. Also, I am planning on buying this fucking bad-boy www.amazon.com/Special-Edition-Wood-Simulated-Ocarina/dp/B00889U6TA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1365882700&sr=8-1&keywords=Wooden+Ocarina

damn that's awesome o.o My friend's getting the triforce tattooed on his wrist for his brithday in June :P

That's pretty fucking awesome, How old is he?

And Cartoon Network of course.

Fucking download, Lion king, Alladin, Mulan, Tarzan. Don't let him watch that shit! Ed edd 'n' eddy!

That is some damn fine HD quality

Fuck yeah, Look at 'em pixels!

Damn that's a lot of pixels!

Yeh! Dem sexy pixels.

God damn there must be a million seven of dem fine pixels there

I noticed :D How old does your account need to be for a blue name?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C5%8Ckami Also this!

I should get this :o

I was thinking the same o.0 I still have my PS2 standing the corner of my room.

I've got mine too :D Plus there's emulators and whatnot

It ain't the same thing with emulators! Planning on buying a PS3 by the way! When the PS4 is out and no one wants their PS3's anymore ^^. Cheap is good! Since I am 16 and starting.. High school I guess? (Gymnasiet på Svenska x]) Anyways, Our government give us money for going to High school and getting a education ^^. I think I get like 650SEK each month, Two months of saving and I should be able to afford one!

We don't have high school in Ireland. We've got Primary school (4/5-12/13) and then secondary school (12/13-17/18) :p No money though D:

o.0. We have it like this 0-9th grade I think that it is around 8-16 then we have high school (Optional but if you want a motherfucking job you really should go to high school) High school is 1-3 and we are 16-18/19 after that we have University. There's a difference how long we go in University. Me trying to become a teacher I have to go to University for 4.5 years. Leaving me being like 22-23 years old when I start working properly. Confusing? Yes. Money? YES. 8~ MORE YEARS ON SCHOOL? yes.. I will be so tired of school at the end of this..

Yeah, but money :D

I only get money on the months I actually go to school. Which means, No money on June, July and August, December and January.

but still, money. Ireland gets no money at all :P

Yeah I guess. Just.. Get some potatoes, Get a farm, Farm potatoes and sell on the market = Money.

Pfft, I'm Irish. I can convert air to potatoes :p

Bitch, You're Irish, you inhale beer and exhale potatoes.

My blood is basically beer

And your brain is potato.

bro, do you even potato?

Potato me IRP (In Real Potato)

R U POTATOING ME M8

FUCK POTATO I AM.

UR 1 FUKIN CHEEKY POTATO M8

WHAT'S THAT POTATO? YOU WANNA POTATO? I'LL POTATO YOU BITCH

i sware on me fukin mum's potato m8!

Mumbo's potato is the best theme potato in Banjo and potato.

1v1 irp fagit ill fukin potao u up m8

oh potato m8, u think you stand a potato? I

You were a couple of months ahead of me, I signed up in November and you signed up around September

I think it's 2years or something. I signed up 2011. But you had your name blue like a year ago. Even though you signed up 2011 as well o.0

I think I got my blue name around January. Maybe your account must be a year and a half old or something, idk

What the hell..? It didn't post. My friend bought the Banjo Kazooie music from Grant kirkhopes website and then gave it to me over skype. Shit's pretty fucking cash.

Oh shit, that is pretty god damn awesome :o

Fuck yeah!

It is indeed cool as fuck :p

WHAT THE SHIT. WHEN YOU WROTE TO ME IT WENT ''POPP'' WHAT IS THIS

I NOTICED THAT TOO. FUCKING FUNNYJUNK, UPDATING THEIR SITE AND SHIT

YEAH, FUCK. IT IS A GOOD FUCKING UPDATE. IT JUST SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

FACEBOOK DID THE SAME THING WITH THEIR NOTIFICATIONS. FUCKING SOUND AND SHIT

THIS IS GOOD. YOU CAN'T SPAM SOMEONE ON THIS SHIT. WITH OTHER WORDS. KUDOS TO YOU FJ. YOU DID GOOD SON!

THANK YOU GLORIOUS DJ 4DM1N

SHIT. IT IS PRETTY FUCKING LOUD THOUGH.

AS LOUD AS NUCLEAR MISSILES FROM NORTH KOREA (BEST KOREA)

YEH.

You lucky bastard :D

Odin's balls (Yeah, I just fucking did that) this day was fucking awesome. It was like +10celcious. I have been out in the sun whole day. My face is red now :P.

Awesome :D Haha, I love how only in Sweden would you need to specify that you mean 10 degrees over celcius, not under :P

Yeah so instead of Jesus christ I am going for Odin's balls! So much fucking better. Yeah spring came kind of late this year. There's still ice on the lake. You could walk over the whole lake in shorts and T-shirt with sunglasses on in sandals. Yep.
-Sweden

Haha :P We've been getting some sun too, oddly. Cold as fuck though. The Sun is just to trick people into going outside. That crafty bastard >.>

Haha. So.. I was outside whole day reading today. And well.. I went out a cracker and came back a blacker. Only one side of my face though. The right side of my face is nigger and my left side is white. I think I have to change position tomorrow :p.

Haha :p Now you can say "nigga" without sounding racist

Only the right side of my face though. I am TwoFace 2.0

I believe in Joe Hingadingadurgen (I don't know your last name, I'm just improvising with Swedish surnames)

Haha, Shit man you were close! My last name is ''Stenberg'' But in English I suppose the correct way to say it is ''Stoneberg''

Shit, that was weirdly close o.o I was just referring to this www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YqehGlg6m8

I'm Arabian and I find that offensive.

I'm Irish and I'm too drunk to care

..You win this one..

That's the only thing Ireland wins D:

HEYOOOOOOOOOOO

What. This is a secret conversation. WHO SENT YOU? WHO DO YOU WORK FOR?

Go ahead :P How'd you find my profile though?

"I can not good potatoes"

wat :p

SHIET

LOOK AT ALL THESE GAMES I CAN'T RUN

WHAT WAS THAT?

WELL, I CAN RUN SAN ANDREAS.
ON LOW SETTINGS.
WITH A BIT OF LAG.

Haha, How's the getting a new computer case going? : ]

Pretty damn good actually! :D I cant fit a desktop in my room unfortunately so a gaming laptop will suffice. My mam (mom, mum, mamma, whatever you say in Sweden) said she'll give me the extra 100 needed for my birthday :P
Soon, I shall run LOTR: War of The North.

Awesome man, Hang on, I will send you a picture of my current gaming set up.
Also do not buy War in the north, You can try it on my steam account. The game is so meh I couldn't even finish it. And you are talking to one of the biggest LOTR nerds out there :P.

Well shit. I'll just go ahead and overclock the CPU to 5000000ghz, maybe then I could run GTA V :P

And that's it! That is my gaming set up. Oh, The chair is a normal office chair I think. It is fucking awesome.

Does it spin?
Spinning is important

It spins like hell. I usually don't even leave the chair when I am getting something in my room, The headset wire is long enough to reach through my whole room, So I take it for a spin, Get what I want and roll back again!

That sounds like the greatest chair eve.

It is the greatest chair ever. It is so awesome. Oh shoot, I forgot to show it but I have a HD Webcam behind my monitors as well. I put it there when I am not using it, Feels weird fapping and having it look at you.

haha :p I've got a 1MP (I think. Possibly lower.) webcam, feelsbadman

:[

And last but not least, A 360 game pad. I grew up with PS2 controllers but the Xbox controller is so fucking comfortable. I do get confused at quick time events when it says to click Y and I am like ''WHAT THE FUCK THERE'S A WHY BUTTON? WHERE'S TRIANGLE!?'' ^^.

Haha :P The 360 controllers are comfortable, original xbox controllers are the least comfortable controllers ever made

Fucking agreed on that!

Here we have my headset. It is a Turtle beach headset. If you can ignore that it is kind of weird and uncomfortable the sound in it is awesome. I do prefer Siberian V2 though. My old one broke down : [.

Awesome :D Was just going to ask about the headset :p What keyboard is that?

Oh forgot about that, It is a Cyborg V7 Keyboard http://www.cyborggaming.com/prod/v7keyboard.htm It is fucking amazing, There's a USB port in it I mainly use that for the controller or when I want to plug in the phone, You can do tons of shit with it, And it is really comfortable writing on it.

A USB port in keyboards?
WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS?

I KNOW, IT IS FUCKING AMAZING, It is like this, When you plug the beyboard in, there's not one wire, There's about four, USB port is one, One is a thingy that you can pause your music with. The other two are the keyboard itself.

I should buy a mechanical keyboard

Yeah you should! It is fucking awesome.

The red LEDs confirm this :P

You can change the colour of it ^^. Green, Red, Yellow, Orange.

My mouse can also do that. Aw yis ;D

Oh yeah, The Mionix can do that aswell, From Black to the brightest of Pink ^^.

Mine goes from no colour, to green, to blue, to red. Red being the highest DPI :p

Ha :p.

Haha ^^.

So here's the first picture. We are looking at two 1920x1080 monitors, Brands BENQ and Fuitsu I would recommend BENQ, It is much better than the Fujitsu. And then we have a Mionix Naos 8200 Gaming Mouse. It comes with eight pebbles that you can put in it if you think that it is too light. Ginormous mouspad that I've had for about 3years now :P. The computer is a ZEGAMAX computer. It was the bee's knees at it's time. (4years ago) I think I payed 16K SEK for that bad boy. Also my guitar ''Bettan'' Because you know, Fuck yeah guitar.

oh

Yep.

I see

Mhm.

indeed

Quite.

yes

Probably.

Perhaps.

Sometimes.

Occasionally.

On Saturdays.

Biweekly.

Indubitably.

Inevitably.

Redoubtably.

Whenever the fuck I feel like it, asshole. intermittently

Fine you don't have to be a dick about it Doubtingly.

I smoke meth and punch babies Irregularly

I have a dead baby collection, Get on my level bitch. Indomitably.

Holy shit I know that feel way too well. I'm still fucking editing the ID3 tags on the Bob Marley discography I downloaded a few weeks ago >.>

Haha :P All my Polish friends seem to hate Kraków for some reason. They must be rivals with Warsaw or some shit

Well I love Kraków, The city was awesome.

Did you go to the Town Hall Tower? :p

I think I did, I was in the town hall. I found everything I bought there. I bought a blue sakura tree, a Ale mug (Which I filled with beer yesterday, St. Patrick's day ftw) and a fucking war horn. Shit was so cash.

It's the fuckhuge tower where you can see the entire city from the top window :p St Patrick's Day was fucking awesome. So much beer.

Oh right, Yeah I think I saw it. BUT DUDE, IT WAS BEER, IN A ALE MUG. FUCKING A

>2013
>using mugs instead of injecting pure alcohol directly into your bloodstream
ISHYGDDT

Spoko :D Want to revise Polish and shit?

I'm fine ^^. I have packed everything, And now I have that feeling that everyone loves. The feeling that you've forgotten something <3

Gah, hate that feeling. Try under your bed, that's where I usually forget my shit :p

I all of these like small table things where I keep my shit, Turning it up side down right now^^. Do you have a phone capable of using Kik? If you get it we can talk over that thing as well : ]

Probably; does it run on Android Gingerbread? If not I've got Viber - (+353) 0879445265 :p

The thing about Kik is that it is basically free sms if you have internet on :p.

Try going in to google play or your android store and search for kik :p. My face there is Joehuehue

Okay, it's set up. Username's conorkurwa :p

ah okay, got it :D it's installing now :p

Fock ye nigga

Awesome :D What kind of dancing? The waltz and the Hardcore Throwdown are two very different things :p

Um, Waltz, One much faster dance that we call ''Bugg'' in Sweden, And Foxtrott. I fucking own at all of them, You spin and hold the girls in ''Bugg'' and Foxtrott and Waltz is a bit more.. Well. Sophisticated ^^.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfWumokkspQ SOPHISTICATION IS FOR PUSSIES

IMA THROW DOWN THAT SHIET. Leaving in 20minutes~ish, Shit's gon be güüüd.

Aw yis. I don't think we have that in Ireland o.O We've got our version of a prom but that's about it

We have a lot of shit going on in Sweden o.0
ALSO. I started pirating some apps for my phone, Now I have a super GNES emulator and GBA emulator on my phone, WITH OTHER WORDS. ZELDA A LINK TO THE PAST AND POKEMON, CASTLEVANIA. NEVER GET BORED EVER AGAIN

HOLY SHIT, I GOT MY SISTER'S OLD ANDROID AND IT DIDN'T OCCUR TO MO TO GET AN EMULATOR :O

FUCK YEAH SCIENCE!

Day after dance party thing. Just got home from school. Jesus shit I am tired. I danced to every fucking song last night.

I GOT A GAMEBOY ADVANCE EMULATOR. POKEMON EMERALD, NIGGA!

Haha :p how was the dance?
Did you dance with any hot girls?
Did you get pictures?
Were any nude?

FUCK YEAH, I GOT POKEMON FIRERED. SHIt'S GON BE GÜD

I danced to every song, Well, I missed three songs because I couldn't find any girl. I got denied three times, No bigge though. I was just like ''You want to dance?'' -No ''Yeah okay,'' * Next girl* ''Want to dance?'' -Yeah sure I'd love to! *Fuck yeh* With other words, Yes, Plenty of hot girls I have danced with. One even asked me ''Do you want to dance with me?'' Weirdly translated, But she basically said this ''Vill du bjuda upp mig?''

I also have a movie where all the teachers had to dance the twist ^^. I was like ''I AIN'T MISSING THIS'' so I used my phone camera to film while they were dancing :D

"want to invite me up?"
Hwat.

Haha :D
Update: ANDROID IS THE SHIT.

Yeah you can't translate it like that, Du bjuder upp någon. You are asking if someone wants to dance :p. So basically she kind of asked me if I wanted to dance with her ^^.

I will cherish this movie forever.
ANDROID IS AWESOME

Fucking Swedish :p

Hire Morgan Freeman to narrate it.
INDEED IT IS

Yeah Swedish is freaking weird when you have to translate it ^^.

>Morgan Freeman narrating film about my ugly-ass teachers doing the twist
>MFW.

SO MUCH FUCKING BETTER THAN THOSE PIECE OF SHIT iPHONES

Haha, i know that very well :p

DON'T YOU QUESTION MORGAN FREEMAN'S WORK CHOICES.

AGREED. I LOVE YOU, GOOGLE PLAY STORE.

Shit man, I got stuck taking a shit. I started playing Zelda (a)

I WAS NOT QUESTIONING IT. I WAS PRAYING FOR HIS CHOICE. I AM HONORED.

GOOGLE PLAY.APK. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.. YARR

Zelda is the shit. Fucking water temple, though

GOOD. MORGAN FREEMAN IS A GOD AMONG MEN

RANDOM PIRATE SOUND AT THE END

Yeah, It's fucking awesome. The water temple is only a minus x]

MORGAN FREEMAN IS GOD. HE SITS AS SKÄGGO'S PROPHET.

No seriously, I pirate apps like hell ^^. When you find something you want in google play store and it costs money, You google and downlad the raw .APK file and install it yourself ^^. As long as you have APK manager on the phone it is simple as shit.

It's awesome, just fucking difficult :p

SKAGGO LENDS HIS THRONE TO MORGAN FREEMAN SOMETIMES

Most of my apps are free so s'all good for now :p