Part 3...

"vibrate his ass cheecks so the voice of billy mays appears"

I lol'd

Part 4

I have never laughed this much on funnyjunk before. Thank you. You have my blessing.

Part 5

Part 6

no liftin...? I run 6 times a week :v then when winter comes I get lazy and fat and just lift weights :v

I always lift, but had a few injuries lately so I've been lazier.

I got a job when I was 15, and midway through my employment and when I quit, I went through depression. Naturally, I wouldn't do as much as I did before, but I still worked hard.
Anywho, this one shift, it was me and 2 female coworkers. I was in front, restocking the drinks fridge while they were in the back. One was doing the dishes and the other was just chatting. I had to deal with the whole dinner rush by myself, meaning that I couldn't do anything else out the front. After the rush, I went and finished my jobs, and because they spent the whole time chatting, we finished two hours late.
Fast forward a few weeks, Bitch one and Bitch two told everyone in all of their other shifts that I was a lazy shit along with a few other "terms of endearment" and various rumors. Nobody wanted to work with me, and my boss was PO'd; he saw the footage and threatened to fire the bitches, but they made up some lame-ass excuse which he believed. I quit after a few weeks without shifts, and had to apologise for being lazy because of depression, as well as taking hours to do a job because my coworkers were lazy bitches.
>MFW I found out that I wasn't getting shifts because a slut was spreading rumors about me more often than she spread her legs

I mop floors.
Easy enough, right?
No one listens to the signs, and some people deliberately move them or knock them over.
Fuck.

I mop floors in work but don't put signs up. it's magical to watch people fall.

im all on your side man, but they pay the manager who pays your wages

she just made herself look like a total cunt and will regret it in the mooring.8 out of 10 people are good people but the other two that are dicks are always louder so sometimes it seems its more like 50-50.

Its supposed to be, just hope it isnt like the 360 and only partway

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Isn't America a continent, that Canada is part of?

yes but america want him out as well i'm assuming

i normally have a thing about assuming, but you are correct on this

i know someone like that who is too old to be a troll because they don't understand the concept, i think this person isn't a troll and is literally that stupid.