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#201 - fucking watch it. It's incredible, hilarious!  [+] (4 new replies) 07/18/2012 on Where TV Shows take place +1
User avatar #205 - sonicg (07/18/2012) [-]
Give me a brief summary of what it is and what it's about and I may consider it. :P Chances are I'll watch it anyway since you said is funny.
User avatar #208 - connorjay (07/18/2012) [-]
It's about a group of older people in a community college.

It's really hard to explain, I didn't want to watch it when someone tried to but I just gave it a go.

First and second seasons are epic, third is good too though!
User avatar #209 - connorjay (07/18/2012) [-]
Older = 20 - 60
User avatar #211 - sonicg (07/18/2012) [-]
I sense shenanigans... I'ma go find it an watch it, what channel is it on?
#32 - I can't wait to get back to university, but I assume most peop… 07/18/2012 on Morbid for Children 0
#115 - Clever motherfucker on the right covered his face so his wife …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2012 on True Story +12
User avatar #145 - ComradeBritish (07/17/2012) [-]
Then she interrorgates his friends. Then the wrath shall come full circle.
#183 - Picture 07/16/2012 on Its sad to say..... +17
#32 - And your point is?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/08/2012 on I Cant Read the Instruction... +6
#33 - chasinmoney (07/08/2012) [-]
I was bragging.
#38 - N. Korean citizen (07/08/2012) [-]
#301 - chasinmoney (07/08/2012) [-]
There appears to be a bunch of butt hurt faggots.
#83 - Honestly, I'd do that. I'd love to document my childs… 07/08/2012 on Fuck this world... +3
#15 - gif related  [+] (4 new replies) 07/08/2012 on Basket ball boy fail to... +30
#31 - superchingles (07/08/2012) [-]
Lol he tripped on the trampoline
User avatar #26 - helloimawesome (07/08/2012) [-]
*from
User avatar #29 - sladedd (07/08/2012) [-]
America's got tallent, I remember it live a few years ago
User avatar #25 - helloimawesome (07/08/2012) [-]
lmao wat is that fro,?!
#111 - I was making a joke about your sentence. Period. …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/07/2012 on Gold medal toker +7
#114 - belzethedemon (07/07/2012) [-]
Ill just leave this here..
User avatar #113 - hisnameisjake (07/07/2012) [-]
dont worry bro, I thought it was funny
User avatar #112 - TakeUHstab (07/07/2012) [-]
Obviously i didnt see it oh well
#109 - I don't smoke period.  [+] (16 new replies) 07/07/2012 on Gold medal toker +11
User avatar #157 - TakeUHstab (07/07/2012) [-]
Im a Day late and a dollar short. I finally got your joke... Yeah now i feel like my blond cousins... Oh god D:
User avatar #110 - TakeUHstab (07/07/2012) [-]
Same.. waste of time sitting in a room baked not knowing wth is going on.
User avatar #147 - MisfitsFan (07/07/2012) [-]
When I'm high, I'm still perfectly aware of my surroundings....
User avatar #128 - TheCodFather (07/07/2012) [-]
"not knowing wth is going on."

you clearly have never been high, have you?

User avatar #154 - TakeUHstab (07/07/2012) [-]
No but thats what i hear its like.. I must be talking to assholes or something.. Oh well
User avatar #155 - TheCodFather (07/07/2012) [-]
Try it once, then formulate your own opinion on it.

Well its not like that, granted it does make everything enjoyable so sitting in your armchair listening to your favourite music for a few hours and not moving may seem like a waste of time but ive made the choice of doing that rather than going out with some of my friends to get cheap wine and spirits and sit in the local park and get drunk (which happened to cause an accident, my friend got drunk walked in front of a motor bike and now cant walk)

It just makes you feel warm, everything looks nice (even tho it hasn't changed the physical appearance of the objects around you)

you get different feelings for different times, i personally have never got paranoid when taking it by my friend did once because he was in such a bad mood because he discovered his girlfriend was cheating on him, so his head was in a bad place when he took it.



Its kinda like alcohol, if you dri nk alcohol while you are harbouring hate for someone you are more likely to go out when you are drunk and do something stupid, like attack someone

if you are in a merry mood with your friends when you get drunk you become a swell guy all night and have fun. (Tho marijuana will actually calm you down and makes people less prone to violence)
User avatar #156 - TakeUHstab (07/07/2012) [-]
Then i dont think me smoking weed is a good thing lol.
I can say im mostly in a bad mood haha
User avatar #158 - TheCodFather (07/07/2012) [-]
forum.grasscity.com/apprentice-tokers/347078-how-avoid-getting-paranoia-w hat-do-if-you-get.html

Paranoya is literally the only bad thing i know that can happen (short term) when smoking weed, and even being in a bad mood doesn't make u paranoid it mostly makes u feel better, i just didn't really explain it right

my mum recalls me of times she took marijuana multiple times, it only ever made her want to go to sleep, she never got the munchies or giggles etc

so it is different for each person, not so different tho that it will make some one a psychotic lunatic like bath salts
User avatar #160 - TakeUHstab (07/07/2012) [-]
This is from a website<"Studies linking marijuana smoking to lung cancer have also been limited by selection bias and small sample size. For example, the participants in those studies may have been too young to have developed lung cancer yet. Even though researchers have yet to "prove" a link between smoking pot and lung cancer, regular smokers may want to consider the risk."
User avatar #159 - TakeUHstab (07/07/2012) [-]
From what i heard weed also causes some sort of brain damage.. like alcohol wold. (not sure, just going off by what i heard)

Yeah, i understand it doesn't make people act like retards but yeah.. idk.. I think if i can find a way to feel happy or mellow without the help of a drug than i think that is better.

User avatar #164 - TheCodFather (07/07/2012) [-]
Music would mellow you out, and even that experience is enhanced with weed, alcohol, smoking a pip (tobacco) which is what i do, usually listen to music and game when i do those things, hardly ever with other people

www.webmd.com/mental-health/news/20030701/heavy-marijuana-use-doesnt-damage-brain
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071008204921AAEyDg4

You are probably getting that info that it causes brain damage from someone older than yourself who got the info from the papers waaaaaay back from when they were a bit younger, they had it in the paper that it destroyed cells in monkeys brains, but the test they wete doing was pumping just the THC through gas masks to the monkeys, about 30 joints worth in 5 minutes over 3 months. They eventually died of oxygen starvation (because there was no oxygen mixed in the gas for them) and the FIRST! thing that happens when you are starved of oxygen is that your brain cells die

If you REALLY want to know more about this whole thing so you know what to say watch this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnFJYxCx7zk&list=FLyjPgjmtexZGugDBXEM2Y3A&index=10&feature=plpp_video

it shows that its original reason for being banned in america is due to politics, racism and bad journalism
User avatar #168 - TakeUHstab (07/07/2012) [-]
Thanks for the video very informative.
#111 - connorjay (07/07/2012) [-]
I was making a joke about your sentence.

Period.

Smoking period.

No? Okay...
#114 - belzethedemon (07/07/2012) [-]
Ill just leave this here..
User avatar #113 - hisnameisjake (07/07/2012) [-]
dont worry bro, I thought it was funny
User avatar #112 - TakeUHstab (07/07/2012) [-]
Obviously i didnt see it oh well
#2 - No where in this content does it say he is an egg.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2012 on Humpty Dumprty +28
#7 - irishlawyer (07/06/2012) [-]
it didn't, but he was just pointing out the fact
#19 - It says Vault 68 AKA the Rape vault  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2012 on Sign up for a Vault-Tec... 0
#23 - chronomatron (07/06/2012) [-]
I'm thinking it would instead be a 999 man deathmatch for who gets her.
#92 - May have been a friend whose dryer had broken and his fiancee …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2012 on Extra Laundry 0
User avatar #93 - obliquezombie (07/06/2012) [-]
Hmm... that has potential. I'd go ahead and live happy today by thinking that, instead.
#90 - I would also like to use unrelenting force on your daughter.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2012 on Me in the future +59
#94 - N. Korean citizen (07/06/2012) [-]
#99 - Jesus Christ, you're retarded. Look at the original commen…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/05/2012 on Fallout Happened +4
User avatar #144 - ryantheatheist (07/05/2012) [-]
WINNER!
User avatar #105 - runtz (07/05/2012) [-]
Also I dont suppose you play the mod DayZ right? Pretty good mod.
User avatar #101 - runtz (07/05/2012) [-]
Implying you would not be on Vacation somewhere else thus being in Whales.
#93 - But all the charred skeletons in the games are in America, and…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/05/2012 on Fallout Happened +2
User avatar #97 - runtz (07/05/2012) [-]
Well all the peanuts in my jar are blue so your argument is invalid. Anyhow, that's silly logic, the original Fallout and pretty much all other games are deviated from an alternate history of World War II. So yeah, you can see what happened. And might I say, who else was in World War II? God Forbid an European Country. Even so, America is a great power of the bloody world wether you like to admit it or no. So I doubt anybody who messed with them isn't in the same situation or worse. Also, Vaults motherfucker.
#99 - connorjay (07/05/2012) [-]
Jesus Christ, you're retarded.
Look at the original comment:
"you know those charred skeletons you see lying everywhere? yep. that's us."

referring to the charred skeletons in Fallout games which are based in AMERICA , and I'm in Wales, thus, my skeleton wouldn't be there, and I pointed that out.

I didn't say I wouldn't be dead, I just simply said that my skeleton would not be in America.
User avatar #144 - ryantheatheist (07/05/2012) [-]
WINNER!
User avatar #105 - runtz (07/05/2012) [-]
Also I dont suppose you play the mod DayZ right? Pretty good mod.
User avatar #101 - runtz (07/05/2012) [-]
Implying you would not be on Vacation somewhere else thus being in Whales.
#24 - But I'm not in America... (I think all Fallout games …  [+] (15 new replies) 07/05/2012 on Fallout Happened +32
User avatar #88 - runtz (07/05/2012) [-]
>Implying only nation nuked was 'merica, cause the rest of the world is fine right? I mean they messed with a pretty big global force who also has nukes and whoever attacked it got away safely without causing any collateral damage or recoil.

IMO. One country being nuked and not retaliating is downright ludicrous.
#93 - connorjay (07/05/2012) [-]
But all the charred skeletons in the games are in America, and thus wouldn't be me.

>Implying I didn't think about my comment before commenting.

Cunt.
User avatar #97 - runtz (07/05/2012) [-]
Well all the peanuts in my jar are blue so your argument is invalid. Anyhow, that's silly logic, the original Fallout and pretty much all other games are deviated from an alternate history of World War II. So yeah, you can see what happened. And might I say, who else was in World War II? God Forbid an European Country. Even so, America is a great power of the bloody world wether you like to admit it or no. So I doubt anybody who messed with them isn't in the same situation or worse. Also, Vaults motherfucker.
#99 - connorjay (07/05/2012) [-]
Jesus Christ, you're retarded.
Look at the original comment:
"you know those charred skeletons you see lying everywhere? yep. that's us."

referring to the charred skeletons in Fallout games which are based in AMERICA , and I'm in Wales, thus, my skeleton wouldn't be there, and I pointed that out.

I didn't say I wouldn't be dead, I just simply said that my skeleton would not be in America.
User avatar #144 - ryantheatheist (07/05/2012) [-]
WINNER!
User avatar #105 - runtz (07/05/2012) [-]
Also I dont suppose you play the mod DayZ right? Pretty good mod.
User avatar #101 - runtz (07/05/2012) [-]
Implying you would not be on Vacation somewhere else thus being in Whales.
User avatar #81 - darknesincontrol (07/05/2012) [-]
we are all dead probably anyway, the first fallout game takes place in year 2161
User avatar #36 - thatoldhorse (07/05/2012) [-]
they are
User avatar #59 - zeche (07/05/2012) [-]
I like your avatar.
User avatar #60 - thatoldhorse (07/05/2012) [-]
thank you
User avatar #61 - zeche (07/05/2012) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #96 - trilogical (07/05/2012) [-]
I like both of you avatars
User avatar #179 - zeche (07/05/2012) [-]
Lol it's fixed again.
User avatar #178 - zeche (07/05/2012) [-]
You messed it up!
#30 - This was in college, I'm in university now, so haven't seen he… 07/05/2012 on whenever my teacher tells a... +2
#29 - I literally facepalmed when she said it. She couldn't… 07/05/2012 on whenever my teacher tells a... +5
#14 - Screencapped from twitter... 07/05/2012 on 4'th of July +20
#10 - I liked my biology teachers terrible jokes Me: What are …  [+] (16 new replies) 07/05/2012 on whenever my teacher tells a... +219
#176 - N. Korean citizen (07/05/2012) [-]
Just because something has a pun nowadays means it's a bad joke. Fuck you man, that was good.
#89 - onemanstand (07/05/2012) [-]
I Carbon what you did there


....no?
...okay....
User avatar #109 - whiteniggers (07/05/2012) [-]
I don't get it.

Anyway, wanna here a sodium joke? Actually... Na!
#111 - onemanstand (07/05/2012) [-]
Carbon's symbol is a C

C..... See
User avatar #113 - whiteniggers (07/05/2012) [-]
Oh, I get it now.

That's fucking terrible
User avatar #117 - onemanstand (07/05/2012) [-]
Thanks you for not calling me a faggot
User avatar #118 - whiteniggers (07/05/2012) [-]
faggot
#120 - onemanstand (07/05/2012) [-]
#116 - onemanstand has deleted their comment.
#22 - N. Korean citizen (07/05/2012) [-]
I don't get it.
#33 - N. Korean citizen (07/05/2012) [-]
hormone = whore moan
User avatar #16 - awesomenessdefined (07/05/2012) [-]
That joke was pretty fucking awesome
#29 - connorjay (07/05/2012) [-]
I literally facepalmed when she said it.

She couldn't stop giggling.
#12 - N. Korean citizen (07/05/2012) [-]
That's fucking hilarious. Tell your teacher she's awesome.
#30 - connorjay (07/05/2012) [-]
This was in college, I'm in university now, so haven't seen her in over a year.

Fucking gutted, I loved her.
User avatar #11 - Natelawl (07/05/2012) [-]
OH fuckin wow just got that
whore, moan HA
#10 - Picture 07/05/2012 on I miss dad +27
#207 - yfw  [+] (4 new replies) 07/05/2012 on Mosquitos +3
#216 - driken (07/05/2012) [-]
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User avatar #239 - rednex (07/05/2012) [-]
Source?
User avatar #241 - technoticacid (07/05/2012) [-]
Laeffy or something along those lines, search it on YouTube.
User avatar #260 - rednex (07/05/2012) [-]
Thank you much sir.
#16 - It looks a little like he's wearing Nocturnal's mask. 07/04/2012 on i am the hero that gotham... +4
#1949 - Happy Belated Birthday, I would also like to say that I absolu…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2012 on seanessytheking's profile 0
User avatar #1957 - seanessytheking (07/05/2012) [-]
Thanks so much Connorjay!
#19 - Picture 07/04/2012 on Did it hurt your feelings?! +14
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User avatar #6 - cymruambyth (02/27/2013) [-]
hello again fellow welshy, :)
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