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Youtube Channel: connardverdoemen
Consoles Owned: Gamecube
Video Games Played: GTA V, Resident Evil 4, Metal Slug, The Legend of Zelda Wind Waker, Super Mario Sunshine
Interests: Music, Drawing, Bitches
Date Signed Up:10/13/2013
Last Login:12/19/2014
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    Alpha as pug Alpha as pug
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    Worth the reading Worth the reading
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    Why have you forsaken me Why have you forsaken me
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#412 - **connardv rolled user sunnyday ** Please be gentle … 12/04/2014 on Roll your archenemy! 0
#543 - >> #515 , >> #444 , >> #402 , >> #266 … 12/04/2014 on Multi-reply feature 0
#97 -   ▲ ▲ ▲ 12/01/2014 on A shotgun load of things 3. 0
#38 - :c 11/30/2014 on shyriu's profile 0
#126 - oh baby i practiced all day 11/29/2014 on don't stop practicing 0
#82 - Wow thanks! oh you cheeky cunt i'll fukin wrek ya m8 11/28/2014 on don't stop practicing +1
#72 - Music  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2014 on don't stop practicing 0
User avatar #122 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (11/29/2014) [-]
Start practicing
User avatar #126 - connardv (11/29/2014) [-]
oh baby i practiced all day
#71 - Depression  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2014 on don't stop practicing +3
User avatar #80 - pumkinz (11/28/2014) [-]
I have just the game for you store.steampowered.com/app/270170/
#82 - connardv (11/28/2014) [-]
Wow thanks! oh you cheeky cunt i'll fukin wrek ya m8
#16 - Wow thanks, it might sound silly but I really needed this.  [+] (10 new replies) 11/28/2014 on don't stop practicing +77
#75 - willys (11/28/2014) [-]
Everyone needs more Bruce Lee.
User avatar #63 - neokun (11/28/2014) [-]
What are you practicing?
User avatar #72 - connardv (11/28/2014) [-]
Music
User avatar #122 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (11/29/2014) [-]
Start practicing
User avatar #126 - connardv (11/29/2014) [-]
oh baby i practiced all day
User avatar #37 - witchblade (11/28/2014) [-]
Why aren't you practicing?
User avatar #71 - connardv (11/28/2014) [-]
Depression
User avatar #80 - pumkinz (11/28/2014) [-]
I have just the game for you store.steampowered.com/app/270170/
#82 - connardv (11/28/2014) [-]
Wow thanks! oh you cheeky cunt i'll fukin wrek ya m8
#25 - darkchoc (11/28/2014) [-]
dont worry lil nigga u can do it
#67 - What about mexicans? 11/27/2014 on Quick question fj. 0
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User avatar #12 - gugek (11/22/2014) [-]
Good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day my friend .
#13 to #12 - connardv (11/22/2014) [-]
Thanks! I hope you too
#2 - rihardololz ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #5 to #4 - connardv (06/21/2014) [-]
u lil **** pls stop
#6 to #5 - rihardololz ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
User avatar #7 to #6 - connardv (06/21/2014) [-]
Ctrl + C Ctrl +V
User avatar #9 to #8 - connardv (06/21/2014) [-]
******* weeaboos
#10 to #9 - rihardololz ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
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