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#65 - Comment deleted 10/23/2015 on Trump dump +5
#88 - I can see that itsthetie got a motivational boost after that f… 10/22/2015 on School 0
#5486 - Dayum 10/22/2015 on itsthetie's profile 0
#5476 - So, tie guy, have you noticed any increase in popularity after…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2015 on itsthetie's profile 0
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#5478 - itsthetie (10/22/2015) [-]
Well my facebook page got about 150 likes so I'm close to 6000 now. My website saw a considerable raise in traffic as well, so yeah I'd definitely say it helped
#5486 - conisnon (10/22/2015) [-]
Dayum
#214 - To be honest, when you are around horses, the best thing to do…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2015 on Motivational Speaker 0
#228 - anon (11/09/2015) [-]
some horses are scared of anything, like a bucket or water puddles or their own shadow. You won't see me near those scaredy horses. cold blooded horses aren't the ones that will kick you for no reason.
#88 - im in now, flaggot 10/22/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt 52) 0
#58 - Basically the plot to "the giver" 10/22/2015 on Tumblr did it... 0
#51 - They're making a sequel to Battle Royal? 10/22/2015 on Japanese teachers are the... 0
#73 - I had some trouble in the beginning, too. Trust me, the ga… 10/22/2015 on Funny Steam Reviews Comp 4 0
#72 - Yeah, thats the one thing I think ark could improve on: faster… 10/22/2015 on Funny Steam Reviews Comp 4 +1
#68 - Ark is really good, the only problem is all of the bugs, which… 10/22/2015 on Funny Steam Reviews Comp 4 0
#210 - They're like dogs: Super nice and friendly if you treat it wit… 10/22/2015 on Motivational Speaker 0
#209 - Does this stuff actually work? I mean, sometimes after I eat M…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2015 on Motivational Speaker +2
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#220 - dankmemepepe (10/22/2015) [-]
I don't know, try it I guess.
#208 - I like horses, and I ride them a lot. In order to gain the res… 10/22/2015 on Motivational Speaker 0
#52 - The water tower house would be freakin epic. It would be l… 10/22/2015 on houses n shit +1
#145 - Oh itumblr, you silly willy!  [+] (10 new replies) 10/22/2015 on Motivational Speaker +41
#206 - virtualsloth (10/22/2015) [-]
Silly old willy look at what you've done, you've got water on my friendly old bum
#174 - dungledoo (10/22/2015) [-]
Horses are actually scary as shit. I don't know why people fuck with them.
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#215 - brobathehutt (10/22/2015) [-]
They're pretty easy to deal with once you figure out how. Most of them have a gentle nature or can be made to once broken in.
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#208 - conisnon (10/22/2015) [-]
I like horses, and I ride them a lot. In order to gain the respect of them, you have to be the one in charge.

This girl was just punching one for no reason.
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#196 - comexx (10/22/2015) [-]
I know, right? Imagine that horses were carnivores, and one was coming at you, with it's mouth wide open.
#183 - shaitanshaitan (10/22/2015) [-]
they are cool, my grandma had a few horses, i loved one of 'em, he was like a giant dog for me... used to pet him and he was chill and all, but a tamed beast still a beast i guess
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#210 - conisnon (10/22/2015) [-]
They're like dogs: Super nice and friendly if you treat it with care and respect (and dominance), but a vicious animal if you fuck with them.

My mom leases a horse at a local stable, but I ride it the most.
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#203 - dungledoo (10/22/2015) [-]
Yeah but like, cause they can't see well behind them and on their flanks they get all spooked and push you or jut around and it freaks me out.
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#214 - conisnon (10/22/2015) [-]
To be honest, when you are around horses, the best thing to do is to not be scared. It is said that horses can sense fear.
#228 - anon (11/09/2015) [-]
some horses are scared of anything, like a bucket or water puddles or their own shadow. You won't see me near those scaredy horses. cold blooded horses aren't the ones that will kick you for no reason.
#41 - "god-aweful taste" Dude, both the songs are…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2015 on Spooky Done Right 0
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#42 - traelos (10/22/2015) [-]
David Bowie and Mick Jagger wrote/sang "Dancing in the streets"

Just because its the same artist doesn't mean its not shit.
#71 - you don't know what that word means. 10/21/2015 on Think differently +2
#1 - Comment deleted 10/21/2015 on Porn ads be like 0
#19 - I have this in my photo gallery. Did I win? 10/21/2015 on Autism level 0
#1 - >Friends >Feelings 10/21/2015 on Feelings +30
#1 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2015 on Bo Burnham +56
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#3 - DilBov (10/22/2015) [-]
as much as i love both bo and aaron paul this is kinda cringy :/
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#4 - tinkotin (10/22/2015) [-]
eeeh not at all tho
#116 - Now I remember, I meant to post this article: I must have… 10/21/2015 on surprise 0
#114 - okay, sorry, the paywall one was by accident, but my point sta… 10/21/2015 on surprise 0
#106 - "Mindless animal" …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/21/2015 on surprise +1
#113 - ainise (10/21/2015) [-]
And then there's mike the headless chicken who lived without a head for a decent enough amount of time.

Also..did you just link an article that's behind a fucking pay wall?

I agree with you that chickens aren't as dumb as people make them out to be. I've owned chickens in the past, fuckers came up with an ingenious and selfless way to get out of their coop. They all stacked on each others shoulders to hop over the fence. It was about 9 feet high. They also have clear, defined, varying personalities which is always a mark of intelligence.

Just..wtf man, paywall article for your point?
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#116 - conisnon (10/21/2015) [-]
Now I remember, I meant to post this article: freefromharm.org/chicken-behavior-an-overview-of-recent-science/
I must have copied and pasted the paywall one because I was trying to make my point as fast as possible. Again, I am sorry for my incompetence, and will hopefully not use paywall articles in the future.
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#114 - conisnon (10/21/2015) [-]
okay, sorry, the paywall one was by accident, but my point stays the same: chickens are not mindless animals.
Again, im really sorry for the paywall
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User avatar #40 - whyheloitisijimble (12/22/2015) [-]
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got some gold for you
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User avatar #37 to #35 - conisnon (10/01/2015) [-]
but besides the content, you are the master troll. I actually enjoy seeing your comments.
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User avatar #38 to #37 - learmy (10/01/2015) [-]
Lately people are posting some thumbwhoring ***** like this. I thought people will learn and thumb me down but yeap, here I am.
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better make sure i see this on everyones profile, before i take back what i said on the content.
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User avatar #16 to #15 - conisnon (03/31/2015) [-]
Why howdy-do to you, too
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