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anon (9 hours ago) [-] That's the country, Ghana. He is very sick, but the doctor can not help him, so he will surely die. In other words, he's a goner. 'Ghana' is pronounced similar to 'goner' "He is a goner" is used when describing someone who will soon die or already died. | ||
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anon (01/13/2016) [-] They were preparing for war. Israel just fired the first shot. Besides what the fuck did they think israel was gonna do when they started massing their armies by israel's borders. Did they think they were going to surprise israel? "Oh these guys hate us but they would never attack us again!" said no one ever. Where is your proof that armies were being "Massed by Israel's borders"? | ||
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| #74 - Nowadays, numbers don't mean nearly as much as they used to. I… | 01/13/2016 on Eye-rape | -1 |
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hillbillypowpow (01/13/2016) [-] Just like you shouldn't be able to compare the strength of six countries and the one that's surrounded by them #90 -
blankityblankblank (01/13/2016) [-] no, on day one they didn't have tanks, or planes, or artillery, but every nation around them did. #103 -
blankityblankblank (01/13/2016) [-] on day one, they didn't, as it had been purchased but not shipped over, as evident by the fact that they only began to ship in major arms when the British blockade ended. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1948_Arab%E2%80%93Israeli_War#First_phase:_15_May_.E2.80.93_11_June_1948 I know i posted the link to the second phase, but the war itself was one single war for everyone observing. #77 -
hillbillypowpow (01/13/2016) [-] I'm not saying the Arabs should have won, I'm just saying the got fucked That is true. Keep in mind that Israel did pre-emptive strikes before the war even began. The entire Egyptian Airforce was on the ground and stationed there when the attacks began. Afterwards, only 4 or 5 aircraft remained. In addition to that, Israel also did pre-emptive strikes in the Western Bank. It's not like the war was purely one-on-one, but it also wasn't face-to-face. Israel did the equivalent of a Pearl Harbor, multiplied by 10 and without the suicide bombing. #85 -
anon (01/13/2016) [-] They were preparing for war. Israel just fired the first shot. Besides what the fuck did they think israel was gonna do when they started massing their armies by israel's borders. Did they think they were going to surprise israel? "Oh these guys hate us but they would never attack us again!" said no one ever. Where is your proof that armies were being "Massed by Israel's borders"? Nowadays, numbers don't mean nearly as much as they used to. In modern warfare, all you need are effective air-strikes. That isn't to say that the Arabs never had any, but they definitely had far fewer than the Israelis. | ||
| #68 - The Arabs had the advantage up until American and British air … [+] (18 new replies) | 01/13/2016 on Eye-rape | +2 |
 the arabs were fighting amongst each other in things like operation cyclone in afghanistan where there was a soviet-supporting party and a western-supporting party that eventually warred it out. by the time they were done dealing with the issues of the cold war, their weaponry was outdated and there was an incredible amount of political disunity. israel got direct western support. no wars amongst themselves - they were 1 unified (nonimperialized) force. rather, israel was the imperializing force that forced palestine into submission, essentially Even still, the Americans and British were much more invested in Israel than the USSR was to the Arabs. You can't really compare the two. #72 -
hillbillypowpow (01/13/2016) [-] Just like you shouldn't be able to compare the strength of six countries and the one that's surrounded by them #90 -
blankityblankblank (01/13/2016) [-] no, on day one they didn't have tanks, or planes, or artillery, but every nation around them did. #103 -
blankityblankblank (01/13/2016) [-] on day one, they didn't, as it had been purchased but not shipped over, as evident by the fact that they only began to ship in major arms when the British blockade ended. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1948_Arab%E2%80%93Israeli_War#First_phase:_15_May_.E2.80.93_11_June_1948 I know i posted the link to the second phase, but the war itself was one single war for everyone observing. #77 -
hillbillypowpow (01/13/2016) [-] I'm not saying the Arabs should have won, I'm just saying the got fucked That is true. Keep in mind that Israel did pre-emptive strikes before the war even began. The entire Egyptian Airforce was on the ground and stationed there when the attacks began. Afterwards, only 4 or 5 aircraft remained. In addition to that, Israel also did pre-emptive strikes in the Western Bank. It's not like the war was purely one-on-one, but it also wasn't face-to-face. Israel did the equivalent of a Pearl Harbor, multiplied by 10 and without the suicide bombing. #85 -
anon (01/13/2016) [-] They were preparing for war. Israel just fired the first shot. Besides what the fuck did they think israel was gonna do when they started massing their armies by israel's borders. Did they think they were going to surprise israel? "Oh these guys hate us but they would never attack us again!" said no one ever. Where is your proof that armies were being "Massed by Israel's borders"? Nowadays, numbers don't mean nearly as much as they used to. In modern warfare, all you need are effective air-strikes. That isn't to say that the Arabs never had any, but they definitely had far fewer than the Israelis. | ||
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congorepublic (09/14/2015) [+] (2 replies)
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Welcome to the Congo Republic. Enjoy your stay here/become a part of the Congo Army.
Together, we will congo a million asses.
Together, we will congo a million asses.
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iminschool (10/30/2015) [-] Lol, Kibbleking.
I can't believe you are friends with this self proclaimed genius liberal.
I can't believe you are friends with this self proclaimed genius liberal.
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congorepublic (10/30/2015) [-] I don't think I'm a genius at all. You're just so far on the right, that any moderate views appear leftist.
The funny thing is that all you're good for is ad hominems. Nothing more than that imo.
The funny thing is that all you're good for is ad hominems. Nothing more than that imo.
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kibbleking (10/30/2015) [-] You can't call people communist and advocate for Social Democracy.
Lenin pls go
Lenin pls go
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congorepublic (10/30/2015) [-] You do realize we're already a social democracy? Herpa derp.
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kibbleking (10/30/2015) [-] Wrong. US isn't evn a true democracy. It's a federal republic.
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congorepublic (10/31/2015) [-] It is still social nonetheless.
Everything federally-sponsored is federal. If you're against socialism, don't use the emergency services, FAFSA, Medicaid/Medicare, etc.
Everything federally-sponsored is federal. If you're against socialism, don't use the emergency services, FAFSA, Medicaid/Medicare, etc.
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kibbleking (10/31/2015) [-] Wrong. The US doesn't shill out everything to its citizens like Socially Democratic countries do. Find me anything at all that says the US is Socially Democratic.
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congorepublic (10/31/2015) [-] Your definition of socialist isn't even correct.
Social means anything that is paid for by the government, via taxes, for the benefit of the people.
I just gave you multiple examples in which the U.S Gov't sponsors programs for that very reason.
Social means anything that is paid for by the government, via taxes, for the benefit of the people.
I just gave you multiple examples in which the U.S Gov't sponsors programs for that very reason.
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kibbleking (10/31/2015) [-] The US is neither a Democracy nor Socialist. And by the definition of 'Socialist,' everything must be owned by the state. You failed to provide anything except yourself that says the US is Socially Democratic.
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congorepublic (10/31/2015) [-] No. Socialism is a mix of communism and capitalism. That's what every major developed country on Earth is. There is no such thing as purely Social/purely Capitalist, because both systems fail miserably.
The U.S may not be "democratic" per se, but it is socialist in the same way it is capitalist.
The U.S may not be "democratic" per se, but it is socialist in the same way it is capitalist.
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kibbleking (10/31/2015) [-] Wrong again. Unless you can find something to support your claims, I can claim that capitalism is a mix of Fascism and Socialism, which is more true since capitalism is more centrist than either. I can also claim that because of the Judicial System and laws and policemen, that the US is Fascist. Why can I claim that? Because a few tenets make it so. Don't mind the fact that it's obviously not fascist. I mean, if a few tenets that are associated with socialism can make a purely capitalist Federal Republic with the largest economy in the world Socially Democratic, then hey, why not?
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congorepublic (10/31/2015) [-] If that were the case, then you wouldn't have gov't sponored programs. Your perception is that it's either 100% Marxist or it isn't a socialist.
You do know that there are tiers of socialism, just as there are tiers of capitalism.
You do know that there are tiers of socialism, just as there are tiers of capitalism.
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kibbleking (10/31/2015) [-] But it is a Federal Republic. That's the government system. That's what the US government says it is, and that's what other governments say it is. It's indisputable. Unless you're some kind of conspiracy theorist.
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congorepublic (10/31/2015) [-] Government sponsored prograns are essential. If you disagree, go to Somalia.
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congorepublic (10/31/2015) [-] Thats a political system, not economic. We are talking about economics
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kibbleking (10/31/2015) [-] "If that were the case we wouldn't have gov't sponsored programs"
Oh I must have misread when you clearly thought that you couldn't have both. What changed your mind? Is it because you couldn't argue it anymore otherwise?
Oh I must have misread when you clearly thought that you couldn't have both. What changed your mind? Is it because you couldn't argue it anymore otherwise?
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congorepublic (10/31/2015) [-] Exactly. Those are SOCIAL programs. Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan had socialist principles. Socialism is not directly intertwined with political systems. Even saudi arabia has social constructs, and its a ******* theocratic autocracy.
My point is that socialism is essential. Your definition of socialism is wrong. It isnt "shilling out everything to everyone." It's simply governments sponsoring programs via taxes.
Some states are more/less social than others. I prefer Norway's tier of socialism.
My point is that socialism is essential. Your definition of socialism is wrong. It isnt "shilling out everything to everyone." It's simply governments sponsoring programs via taxes.
Some states are more/less social than others. I prefer Norway's tier of socialism.
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kibbleking (10/31/2015) [-] That makes you a social democrat. You said the US was Socially Democratic, and that's simply untrue both socially and economically. Now you're claiming that your point is that socialism is essential? It's not. Your point was the US was Socially Democratic. Stop flip flopping around. Just because you can't argue a point further doesn't mean you need to keep arguing anyway. **** off with this ******** .
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congorepublic (10/31/2015) [-] I may have ****** up, but my ORIGINAL point that the US is a socialist nation still stands.
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kibbleking (10/31/2015) [-] We have gov't sponsered programs, but so did Nazi Germany. So did Fascist Italy. So did Imperialistic Japan. What's your point? You can have gov't programs and not be socialist, just the same you can have a judicial system and a police force without being fascist.
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congorepublic (10/31/2015) [-] You can be politically federal AND government programs. Whats your point?
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kibbleking (10/31/2015) [-] Now you say that, but >>56 says otherwise. Don't hide the fact you ****** up.
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kibbleking (10/30/2015) [-] I'm a professional ********** , I know what I'm doing. Also I had a huge pissing contest with him a few months ago about Social Democracy.
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iminschool (10/30/2015) [-] Well, this is david and I disprove. He's been trying to convince me that I am retarded for the past 20 minutes. It's funny but kind of cringy at the same time.
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kibbleking (10/30/2015) [-] This is NOT David. David has a different alt account. Also David wouldn't support Bernie Sanders.
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iminschool (10/30/2015) [-] remember all those times I asked for your help? Remeber all of those banned accounts I have?
>Supporting Bernie
u wot now?
>Supporting Bernie
u wot now?
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kibbleking (10/30/2015) [-] Oh I thought you were talking about congorepublic being david.
lol hi david
lol hi david
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fjtv (09/16/2015) [-] Hello there, I'm FJTV and I'll be doing a FunnyJunk weekly news thing. I'd like to interview you about *cough* "going congo on admins ass". It's for the celebrity part of the news. If you'd be so kind to answer them in a voice recording.
Are you going to use lube or go in dry?
Saying "no homo" is, well, a part of tradition. Will you smooch admin on the cheeks and claim "no homo" too?
How long will it last?
Are you going to call admin afterwards, or is it just a one-nigther?
Will you scream profanities against recent updates while having a sexual intercourse with the Leader?
Are you afraid that you'll catch North Korean AIDS?
And one last. Do you think that Admin will have a tight butthole?
Are you going to use lube or go in dry?
Saying "no homo" is, well, a part of tradition. Will you smooch admin on the cheeks and claim "no homo" too?
How long will it last?
Are you going to call admin afterwards, or is it just a one-nigther?
Will you scream profanities against recent updates while having a sexual intercourse with the Leader?
Are you afraid that you'll catch North Korean AIDS?
And one last. Do you think that Admin will have a tight butthole?
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congorepublic (09/16/2015) [-] 1) Dry, just how admin likes it.
2) Yes, but in my congo tradition, this only works if the balls don't touch.
3) If I'm lucky, about 35 seconds. You see, congoing is a very complicated art. However, since Im a master with over 300 confirmed congos, it shouldn't be so long.
4) It's a one-night congo.
5) Yes. Unlubed.
6) No. I already have AIDS.
7) He's very muscular, so I presume that it will be a very tight hole. Luckily, I'm a congo master.
2) Yes, but in my congo tradition, this only works if the balls don't touch.
3) If I'm lucky, about 35 seconds. You see, congoing is a very complicated art. However, since Im a master with over 300 confirmed congos, it shouldn't be so long.
4) It's a one-night congo.
5) Yes. Unlubed.
6) No. I already have AIDS.
7) He's very muscular, so I presume that it will be a very tight hole. Luckily, I'm a congo master.
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obviousxplains (09/14/2015) [-] hey bro!
I see youre a new theme account! cant wait until youre gone in 2 weeks and no one ever remembers you!
I see youre a new theme account! cant wait until youre gone in 2 weeks and no one ever remembers you!
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congorepublic (09/14/2015) [-] A themed account going after a themed account.
You wanna get congo'd buddy?
You wanna get congo'd buddy?
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obviousxplains (09/14/2015) [-] im the most successful theme account on this site bitch ill take you come and have a go if you think your hard enough cracker ass bitch
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congorepublic (09/14/2015) [-] You don't know what you're getting yourself into. The congo republic army is growing rapidly. I am here to stay, good sir.
Your ass WILL get congo'd/
Your ass WILL get congo'd/
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congorepublic (09/14/2015) [-] This is a declaration of war. The congo people will prevail, you cunt.
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