Sir that is an awesome game :D

One of my friends started copying how this girl texts
She always starts new sentences in new lines
Kinda like how I'm doing
It gets pretty annoying

xD I know, right... it's like some people are just brain dead sometimes -.-

Or when people say "lol" after every sentence.

Well... you two have pretty much summed up how I write lol, I only feel that it seems a bit serious with just a full stop :p

ME TOO. My mom always goes "you dont have to say lol and lmao and haha all the time. Its not funny" but I feel like it shows lightheartedness, since you cant tell from just text.

You're right! xD lol

:D I totally Agree :P I think It can get like :) Really annoying. :3

I especially hate when people end sentences with tildes.

EG. "Like heyyyyy, how have you been!~~ <3" shit like that.

My mom said when I didn't want to shit I'd shove some weird object up my ass, thinking it'll be able to stop the shit. She said i'd always cry on the toilet when I shitted out that object and precede to shit regularly

My mom told me i shoved a piece of Styrofoam up my nose, she heard me breathing funny and took me to the doctor. Turns out it was lodged extremely deep in my nose. and apparently it was extremely gross when they pulled it out... imagine that....

my mom was a painter and i used to drink the paint water after she was done. WHY!!!!!!

my mom told me i caught and ate a mouse when i was really young.
<mfw i had no idea if it was true.

Better than what my mom caught me eating. I was in the backyard when I picked up a dog turd, thinking it was a candy bar, and took a big chomp out of it.

Little me was a dumb ass.

I drunk a whole bottle of cough syrup.
Get on my level

I ate a whole bottle of the Flinstone vitamins. They were awesome like sweettarts. My mom caught me and took me to the hospital. They made me drink charcoal. I remember instantly throwing up, which is their way of pumping my stomach. I'm on healthy fucker though.

i ate a mouse.
cats eat mice.
by that logic, i must be a cat.

Did science go too far?

bu they have rules

True, true.

mfw someone got the reference

you made me lol have a thumb