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#84 - Correction, Kim Jong-Il INVENTED driving by the time he was 3. 04/02/2014 on National Prank Radio +5
#83 - LOL @ I read 20+ books in a month. Go Dog Go doesn't count you… 04/02/2014 on National Prank Radio 0
#18 - Actually much like a stock the dollar (as all fiat currency) h… 04/01/2014 on deeeeeeeeeeeep 0
#6 - He missed the last target... and I don't mean the watermelon.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/27/2014 on Instincts +49
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User avatar #45 - kittygerman (03/28/2014) [-]
Where's that gif from? I know it's from SNL but I don't know what skit.
User avatar #48 - skullhead (03/28/2014) [-]
No idea what it's from but it's Bill Hader
#23 - The internet has ruined me, i got a wiggle in my pants from this... 03/26/2014 on the juice did this +6
#41 - Stained white tank top and jeans check Shirtless with jean… 03/26/2014 on Russia. +2
#67 - Yes and no. Sure shot placement matters but in a situation wer… 03/25/2014 on patriot blood surging with... 0
#34 - That's like saying you want to drink a cup of jizz rather than…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2014 on Gear Katana 0
User avatar #40 - karson (03/25/2014) [-]
I also dislike scions, mainly because of the attitude of most of their drivers.

I do like the BRZ, I know it's the same car, but it's a little nicer on the inside, and it's branded as a subaru.
#34 - First off you are not shooting 40 yards in a home defense situ…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/25/2014 on patriot blood surging with... 0
User avatar #57 - lean (03/25/2014) [-]
I wasn't trying to be a dick. Just saying its kind of an oxymoron about stopping power and 9mm. The whole "stopping power" is mostly a myth anyway, its all about shot placement and intention. My version of the judge is a revolving rifle, and it is infinitely superior to the pistol. I use it on deer regularly.
#67 - comradvlad (03/25/2014) [-]
Yes and no. Sure shot placement matters but in a situation were someone breaks into your home or attacks you in the street your goal is to hit the person, you aren't really cherry picking unless you have extensive training. This is were stopping power comes into play. You can get hit with a 7.62 and it can go right through. While you will most likely bleed to death you can keep on shooting, especially cause of the adrenaline or if ure a crazy crackhead because you are high. But if you get hit with a .45 hollow point it will knock you on your ass. I didn't want to say a hollow point 9 because I don't know the exact kinetic values and what not. Anyway when it comes to shotguns I love my Saiga 12. EOtech sight, forward grip, molt GK muzzle break, it's a think of beauty.
#56 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2014 on Pretty boy +3
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#17 - Don't know whats gayer, the katana gear shift or the fact that…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/25/2014 on Gear Katana +1
User avatar #24 - manofparody (03/25/2014) [-]
I have a 98 Chevy Camaro and it's a piece of shit..
I'd die for ANY car that looks even remotely that nice.
#34 - comradvlad (03/25/2014) [-]
That's like saying you want to drink a cup of jizz rather than a mug of jizz cause there is less jizz in the cup. Sure you might be guzzling less seamen but it doesn't change the fact that you have baby gravy in your mouth.
User avatar #40 - karson (03/25/2014) [-]
I also dislike scions, mainly because of the attitude of most of their drivers.

I do like the BRZ, I know it's the same car, but it's a little nicer on the inside, and it's branded as a subaru.
#25 - Shot the Taurus judge before. It's fun for the first few round…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/25/2014 on patriot blood surging with... 0
User avatar #28 - lean (03/25/2014) [-]
You can't critique stopping power and then claim to "stick with your 9." I've watched 9mm bounce off plywood at 40 yds. 410 slug or HD shot > 9mm for any practical application. I have a Rossi Circuit Judge
User avatar #41 - VikingSharkPANCH (03/25/2014) [-]
A 9mm is perfect in defense, especially in a Hollow point. And most 9s come with a large capacity also so that is a bonus.
User avatar #37 - blamie (03/25/2014) [-]
>Watched 9mm bounce off of plywood at 40 yards. Dude are you fucking serious? I really didn't think that there were people as dumb as you.

a 124 grain 9mm bullet at 100 yards will deliver a force of roughly 255 footpounds at 100 yards.

Thats a pressure of 36720 psi, which is a lot. Im not going to try to describe how much of a lot it is to a retard like you, but keep in mind that big number.


That number is displaced across an area about the size of the tip of your pinky finger if you are like me, or index if you are a 12 year old with ladyfingers on funnyjunk who thinks they know SHIT about guns.

So what will 9mm do at 100 yards? It will kill you dead. It will enter your body, and iether fragment or go clean through. A 9mm will throw a grown man wearing protective armor to the ground. A 9mm is better all around then any larger round because i don't know about you, but I find re-acquiring a target a little bit harder after I pick my oversized, less accurate, mule gun off of the ground.

Maybe learn some shit before making yourself look like a retard on the internet.
User avatar #54 - lean (03/25/2014) [-]
Like I said, watched it happen. We even caught it on camera , because the bullet stopped leaving holes right around 30 yds. Granted, this was hardwood 12ply floorboard in 7/8", but i was still unimpressed.
Secondly, PSI is a unit of pressure, which means it is a force evenly distributed over a distance. If you have a known stopping distance from the point of impact, you can calculate PSI. If you don't, the number becomes irrelevant. I know you wanted to use a big number to get your point across, and that number is consistent with chamber pressure for a 9mm luger round. I will assume that is what you meant. Btw, that figure isn't even that high for standard firearm ammo.

At 100 yards, only FMJ would have a chance of passing through a person. 9mm ammo is designed to have maximum energy released on contact. Would it kill somebody at that range? It could, but it would not be likely. In fact to even realistically shoot a 9mm at that range you would need a carbine. With just a pistol, you may as well let them get closer.
A 9mm, nor any conventional firearm round, will not knock a man to the ground. Unless you shoot them in the knee/hip. If you can hold the gun while you fire it, its not going to do more than that on the other end.

For the record, I'm no pro or expert, just a northwoods roughneck with too much time on his hands. I carry a blackhawk .327 Fed Mag, own a ruger sr40 and a 1911, along with numerous shotguns and rifles. I've been shooting since I was 8 years old. This whole discovery about the 9mm came about when my buddy and I were shooting beer cans and wanted to see how far away we could still hit it.

Maybe don't be a dick just because you know some numbers on your pistol ammo.
#34 - comradvlad (03/25/2014) [-]
First off you are not shooting 40 yards in a home defense situation, unless your living room is half a football field long. What i meant was that the tradeoff in recoil, refire rate, etc was not worth the stopping power the gun has. You are better off with a 9 for the capacity + refire or with a short barrel shotgun if you prefer stopping power. Looking at this gun I thought it would be the best of both worlds (pistol + shotgun) but after having shot it I realized it's the worst of the two worlds. It's neither here nor there.
User avatar #57 - lean (03/25/2014) [-]
I wasn't trying to be a dick. Just saying its kind of an oxymoron about stopping power and 9mm. The whole "stopping power" is mostly a myth anyway, its all about shot placement and intention. My version of the judge is a revolving rifle, and it is infinitely superior to the pistol. I use it on deer regularly.
#67 - comradvlad (03/25/2014) [-]
Yes and no. Sure shot placement matters but in a situation were someone breaks into your home or attacks you in the street your goal is to hit the person, you aren't really cherry picking unless you have extensive training. This is were stopping power comes into play. You can get hit with a 7.62 and it can go right through. While you will most likely bleed to death you can keep on shooting, especially cause of the adrenaline or if ure a crazy crackhead because you are high. But if you get hit with a .45 hollow point it will knock you on your ass. I didn't want to say a hollow point 9 because I don't know the exact kinetic values and what not. Anyway when it comes to shotguns I love my Saiga 12. EOtech sight, forward grip, molt GK muzzle break, it's a think of beauty.
#38 - Picture 03/24/2014 on Smartest People on Earth 0
#37 - Picture 03/24/2014 on Smartest People on Earth 0
#31 - Yes but correlation does not necessarily mean causation. That … 03/24/2014 on Smartest People on Earth +1
#29 - Bow down before me mortals, for I am the great 146! And I have…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/24/2014 on Smartest People on Earth 0
#36 - neptunetouranus (03/24/2014) [-]
Nice, I got tested a few times in school and the highest i got was 149 and the lowest being 145, although at times i really dont feel that smart, but then again i dont talk to many people
#28 - Intelligence does not have as much to do with chess as you thi…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2014 on Smartest People on Earth 0
User avatar #30 - infinitereaper (03/24/2014) [-]
But don't the best players have the highest IQs for the most part?
#31 - comradvlad (03/24/2014) [-]
Yes but correlation does not necessarily mean causation. That is to say chess is considered a sport of the intellectuals so smarter people tend to gravitate towards it. At least in my opinion. I'm sure there are more than a few average IQ players toward the top of the rankings. It's just a case of who gets into it in the first place. For example who is more likely to start actually studying chess (and yes there are schools that teach this stuff i went to one myself) the son of a college professor or the son of a redneck. Now the redneck kid might be smart as hell but he will never play chess.
#25 - ABout 1 minute, BOW DOWN BEFORE MY SKILLZ! 03/24/2014 on Christian Doppler was... +5
#172 - They burn jews 03/21/2014 on ... 0
#8 - You can actually hear the gay in that gif lol 03/20/2014 on Someone is excited +25
#33 - Ive always wondered why they didn't just mass produce the dest…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2014 on Battle Droids 0
User avatar #46 - YourAnalProbe (03/20/2014) [-]
That's what happened, the guys who manufactured destroyer droids charged insane prices for them
#39 - Umm use any one of the firearms located in my house? 03/04/2014 on Much protection +2
#3 - It's retarded. That position is completely moronic and unneces…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2014 on do u even lift? +1
User avatar #4 - COMMENTSforTHUMBS (02/28/2014) [-]
He's going to tear his back like that
#25 - Ummm yeah, leader of one of the most powerful countries on the…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2014 on For those singltons on this... +7
#26 - anonymous (02/15/2014) [-]
Not to mention that Hitler had nothing but love towards Germany and it's people, and they felt the same way about him.
#37 - *\FAGGOT\ 02/14/2014 on Meanwhile on Tumblr +3
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