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So, last night I had an old lady we were giving CPR to die on us. We did everything right, so I don't feel guilt, but her eyes haunt me.comment
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Date Signed Up:12/17/2011
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Well, I'm Thomas, I'm not a troll even though my name says otherwise, but I still don't give a fuck about what you think. That said, have a great day and I still aim to make people laugh.

And why are you stalking me? Leave a comment below explaining your reasons.

latest user's comments

#89 - Right, because America doesn't have stealth bombers or A-10s o…  [+] (16 new replies) 09/27/2014 on Canada on ISIS +15
#352 - anonymous (09/27/2014) [-]
#350 For those of you who took this guy seriously.

He's trolling, stop getting a hard on everytime someone says something nice about America.
User avatar #355 - commontroll (09/27/2014) [-]
Took me seriously or odinshomeboy? Judging from that last sentence, I take it you mean me.

Believe it or not, somebody can be factual about talking about how America kicks ass. I'm extremely patriotic, I expect anybody to be patriotic and proud of their country. But I also expect them to be realistic about their country, and for Canadians to pretend they could actually withstand an attack from America is just ridiculous. Like, seriously one of the dumbest things I've ever heard in my life.

Sometimes I really regret choosing this name.
User avatar #91 - odinshomeboy (09/27/2014) [-]
If you think America can fight the entire world then thats pants on your head retarded. You guys really get worked up about some stupid shit, you know that? Oh no, I said you can't stand the cold! I was entertaining myself at work. US wont do shit. Get over it.

Now then, Fuck off. I'm bored.
User avatar #95 - commontroll (09/27/2014) [-]
When did I say we'd fight the whole world? I said that Canada would lose a war. The reason we don't fight is because we're allies, not because "OH NO, I'LL GET CHILLY AND MY NIPPLES WILL BE HARD!" You're acting like America doesn't have plenty of places that get cold, or that we don't train our military to operate in cold weather. Or that it would even matter.

If America went into total war against Canada, it wouldn't be pretty and it would be over fast. You're right, it won't happen, because like I said we're allies. But Canadians like to act like because America was super weak in 1812 that even now they'd kick our asses, and that's just incorrect. It's a very different time.
User avatar #96 - odinshomeboy (09/27/2014) [-]
Fuck off, I'm bored of you, Go away. The few hours of entertainment is up. Shoo.
User avatar #112 - commontroll (09/27/2014) [-]
Alright, bye cunt, have fun being delusional and ignoring logical arguments and instead claiming to be bored when somebody calls you out on your faggotry.
User avatar #121 - odinshomeboy (09/27/2014) [-]
It's a website for funny shit, stop taking so seriously. Although you were entertaining while it lasted. So thanks for that. Now why the fuck are you still hanging around? Fuck off.
User avatar #374 - bateking (09/27/2014) [-]
LOL you're a fuckboy you cunt
User avatar #135 - commontroll (09/27/2014) [-]
Because I don't enjoy being told to fuck off and called boring by somebody. Seriously, it sounds like you're trying to be the main character in an anime. Also I don't enjoy when people act like they're bored and that's why they won't try to refute my arguments.

So refute them, if you do so successfully I leave you alone and I'll admit that you're right, otherwise I'll keep responding each time you say you're bored and consider myself the winner, due to you resigning.
User avatar #148 - odinshomeboy (09/27/2014) [-]
Dude, your name is commontroll but you're acting so incredibly butt hurt. You win, I'm done, I'm bored, You're boring me, It was fun for a bit, now i dont want to read this shit, go away, go masturbate, go something. go troll someone. Like you just were.
User avatar #343 - damping (09/27/2014) [-]
God Damn Canadians are retarded.
User avatar #356 - commontroll (09/27/2014) [-]
The patriotic ones are anyway. They haven't figured out how to be proud and vocal about their country without having a fantasy about being better than America in every way, even the ways they aren't.
#327 - anonymous (09/27/2014) [-]
Ey you mad tho?
User avatar #243 - TittyCinnamon (09/27/2014) [-]
1. i think you're autistic
2. america would fuck canada in the ass in a war, come on, be real here
#215 - fernypoo (09/27/2014) [-]
yo, you're butthurt
User avatar #159 - commontroll (09/27/2014) [-]
Negro please. I'm far from a troll. I'm an ass at times, sure, but I'm not a troll. And actually this whole I've been watching an episode of random shows and then checking funnyjunk and facebook, watch another episode and repeat.
#38 - Pretty sure billionaires wear suits and tuxedos depending on t… 09/27/2014 on Broke vs Rich -1
#35 - The Tarrasque isn't a type of creature, it is the avatar of de… 09/27/2014 on Spines 0
#118 - Reminds me of when I was at a Walmart with my girlfriend when … 09/26/2014 on YouTube "Pranks" 0
#56 - Yeah, but Scientologists aren't people. They're alien ghosts, … 09/26/2014 on Germans know how to... +2
#342 - I really did not expect to hear a worship song on FJ's front p…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2014 on Tribute to our king +2
User avatar #638 - enduro (09/27/2014) [-]
sorry, i don't even know the name of the guys in the band
#297 - I don't think I have anything else to say... 09/26/2014 on Tourists 0
#66 - I wasn't saying he was breaking the rule. Also hats like top h… 09/26/2014 on smooth 0
#40 - A fedora is fine if it's a wide brim and the suit is the right… 09/26/2014 on smooth 0
#190 - Because you're cunts who, whenever confronted about this just …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2014 on Tourists 0
User avatar #192 - omnichronic (09/26/2014) [-]
It was a joking question not meant to spark a fucking hate marathon jesus. And you saying that canadians only talk about that is the same as me saying Americans only talk about guns fast food and red necks. Another stereotype is that all canadians are nice and americans are generally fuck you freedom but this is not something i was trying to say was true i was merely poking fun at it. i will allow you to say what ever response to this you like but after this im deleting my comment because far to many people are taking it seriously
#297 - commontroll (09/26/2014) [-]
I don't think I have anything else to say...
#33 - Even then, you don't ******* wear hats indoors. You tak…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2014 on smooth +4
User avatar #62 - tannerninja (09/26/2014) [-]
He is obviously leaving though, so that is a proper time to put on a cover before you walk out doors
User avatar #66 - commontroll (09/26/2014) [-]
I wasn't saying he was breaking the rule. Also hats like top hats and bowlers are a bit different, as they're not quite as much for inclement weather, and more for style. I was saying that in general to the neckbeards who wear them indoors and all.
#74 - Swolecamel, I found a shirt your you, you smelly cunt. 09/26/2014 on I compiled 4chan shirt... +2
#212 - Most IQ tests have several different types of tests, including… 09/26/2014 on Interesting Facts -1
#69 - That's all I've been saying. Being dumb doesn't make you not r…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2014 on Okay 0
User avatar #70 - Kairyuka (09/25/2014) [-]
But it does not make it alright that people stole from you either. Glad we agree.
#224 - Well, we didn't create them, so much as when we left early (th… 09/25/2014 on US's face when ISIS... +5
#52 - Cloud servers aren't secure, sure, she probably doesn't know …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Okay +2
User avatar #53 - Kairyuka (09/25/2014) [-]
In the same way a bank box or a safe can be broken into with enough skill. That doesn't mean you shouldn't own things that are meant to be put in them. "Don't have a lot of money if you don't want it stolen"
#54 - anonymous (09/25/2014) [-]
Yeah, except I don't need nudes of myself floating around in a cloud. I need fucking money.

I'm done arguing with somebody who is so blind to the fact that people are responsible for their actions or lack thereof, especially when they think that by saying it isn't necessary to have nudes of yourself saved you're saying they are solely to blame.

It's more like Bill Gates having thirty million dollars in a piggy bank in the middle of Detroit. He's a target, and it's not exactly the most secure place to keep something like that.
#55 - anonymous (09/25/2014) [-]
You're acting like these pictures were uploaded to a private porn site or something. They were left in fucking private and some criminal broke in and stole them. You can't circumvent that fact.
#49 - I'm saying why the **** would she think it's a good ide…  [+] (11 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Okay +2
User avatar #51 - Kairyuka (09/25/2014) [-]
"make the available to leak" you mean she put them on a PRIVATE AND CLOSED CLOUD SERVER THAT GOT BROKEN INTO.
"Stop having expensive items if you don't want them stolen" is all you're saying right now.
User avatar #59 - sketchE (09/25/2014) [-]
ok stop right there.im going to compare a nude picture of me to a gold bar. you dont put that shit into your personal safe at work. you either keep that shit locked in your house in a safe hidden as well as possible. because like the safe at work the cloud is not owned solely by you nor do you have 100 percent control of it. im a dude so no one wants to see my hairy ass but all of the pistures i have of my girlfriend of any kind are on my phone (not apple because i have a brain) and tucked away in a folder on the micro sd hidden as well as i know how. will anyone ever go through the effort to get those? no but they are important enough to me to keep them locked away as well as i can
User avatar #66 - Kairyuka (09/25/2014) [-]
I'm not saying they aren't, but you can't fucking say she was asking for someone to break the law, hack into a system, and take those pictures for the world to see. That's fucking unfair.
User avatar #67 - sketchE (09/25/2014) [-]
no one said she was asking for it.shes just dumb for doing it
User avatar #68 - Kairyuka (09/25/2014) [-]
That's true.
User avatar #69 - commontroll (09/25/2014) [-]
That's all I've been saying. Being dumb doesn't make you not responsible for what you didn't do to protect yourself better.
User avatar #70 - Kairyuka (09/25/2014) [-]
But it does not make it alright that people stole from you either. Glad we agree.
User avatar #52 - commontroll (09/25/2014) [-]
Cloud servers aren't secure, sure, she probably doesn't know shit about technology, but it makes sense that if it's not stored in a physical location then it can be remotely accessed with enough skill.
User avatar #53 - Kairyuka (09/25/2014) [-]
In the same way a bank box or a safe can be broken into with enough skill. That doesn't mean you shouldn't own things that are meant to be put in them. "Don't have a lot of money if you don't want it stolen"
#54 - anonymous (09/25/2014) [-]
Yeah, except I don't need nudes of myself floating around in a cloud. I need fucking money.

I'm done arguing with somebody who is so blind to the fact that people are responsible for their actions or lack thereof, especially when they think that by saying it isn't necessary to have nudes of yourself saved you're saying they are solely to blame.

It's more like Bill Gates having thirty million dollars in a piggy bank in the middle of Detroit. He's a target, and it's not exactly the most secure place to keep something like that.
#55 - anonymous (09/25/2014) [-]
You're acting like these pictures were uploaded to a private porn site or something. They were left in fucking private and some criminal broke in and stole them. You can't circumvent that fact.
#45 - Holy **** dude, can you even read? I said it's not abou…  [+] (13 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Okay +4
User avatar #46 - Kairyuka (09/25/2014) [-]
Yeah I get what you're saying, but your first comment sounded like one of the many comments saying "If you don't want things stolen, you shouldn't own anything"-kinda lines
User avatar #49 - commontroll (09/25/2014) [-]
I'm saying why the fuck would she think it's a good idea as a celebrity to take over a hundred nude/lingerie photos. Stop being a white knight, I'm not blaming her for it, but I am saying that if she simply didn't take A HUNDRED FUCKING PICTURES OF HER NAKED BODY, it wouldn't have happened. It happens to anybody who is famous, you are suddenly more likely to be specifically targeted by things like this because more people are interested.

Here's what 143 looks like, just for perspective.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

That's a lot of risque photos to take, and she's allowed to do that, but she is responsible in the end for her actions. She didn't leak them, but she did make them available to leak.
User avatar #51 - Kairyuka (09/25/2014) [-]
"make the available to leak" you mean she put them on a PRIVATE AND CLOSED CLOUD SERVER THAT GOT BROKEN INTO.
"Stop having expensive items if you don't want them stolen" is all you're saying right now.
User avatar #59 - sketchE (09/25/2014) [-]
ok stop right there.im going to compare a nude picture of me to a gold bar. you dont put that shit into your personal safe at work. you either keep that shit locked in your house in a safe hidden as well as possible. because like the safe at work the cloud is not owned solely by you nor do you have 100 percent control of it. im a dude so no one wants to see my hairy ass but all of the pistures i have of my girlfriend of any kind are on my phone (not apple because i have a brain) and tucked away in a folder on the micro sd hidden as well as i know how. will anyone ever go through the effort to get those? no but they are important enough to me to keep them locked away as well as i can
User avatar #66 - Kairyuka (09/25/2014) [-]
I'm not saying they aren't, but you can't fucking say she was asking for someone to break the law, hack into a system, and take those pictures for the world to see. That's fucking unfair.
User avatar #67 - sketchE (09/25/2014) [-]
no one said she was asking for it.shes just dumb for doing it
User avatar #68 - Kairyuka (09/25/2014) [-]
That's true.
User avatar #69 - commontroll (09/25/2014) [-]
That's all I've been saying. Being dumb doesn't make you not responsible for what you didn't do to protect yourself better.
User avatar #70 - Kairyuka (09/25/2014) [-]
But it does not make it alright that people stole from you either. Glad we agree.
User avatar #52 - commontroll (09/25/2014) [-]
Cloud servers aren't secure, sure, she probably doesn't know shit about technology, but it makes sense that if it's not stored in a physical location then it can be remotely accessed with enough skill.
User avatar #53 - Kairyuka (09/25/2014) [-]
In the same way a bank box or a safe can be broken into with enough skill. That doesn't mean you shouldn't own things that are meant to be put in them. "Don't have a lot of money if you don't want it stolen"
#54 - anonymous (09/25/2014) [-]
Yeah, except I don't need nudes of myself floating around in a cloud. I need fucking money.

I'm done arguing with somebody who is so blind to the fact that people are responsible for their actions or lack thereof, especially when they think that by saying it isn't necessary to have nudes of yourself saved you're saying they are solely to blame.

It's more like Bill Gates having thirty million dollars in a piggy bank in the middle of Detroit. He's a target, and it's not exactly the most secure place to keep something like that.
#55 - anonymous (09/25/2014) [-]
You're acting like these pictures were uploaded to a private porn site or something. They were left in fucking private and some criminal broke in and stole them. You can't circumvent that fact.
#42 - It's not about how things should be, it's about being real. …  [+] (15 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Okay +3
User avatar #43 - Kairyuka (09/25/2014) [-]
I'm just saying, just because you're a celebrity it doesn't mean you're not allowed privacy. Paparazzis could be everywhere and find everything, that doesn't mean it's not right to try and hide things in privacy. These photos, as far as I know, were gained through hacking a cloud system, something that should absolutely not happen. I know those photos are more desirable when you're famous, but come on, you can't just say "Don't take nude photos if you don't want them leaked all over the internet"
User avatar #45 - commontroll (09/25/2014) [-]
Holy shit dude, can you even read? I said it's not about how things should be, it's about how it is. If it were up to me, paparazzi would be imprisoned for personal espionage and defiling individual privacy. But that's not how it is, so instead you have to grit your teeth and deal with it.
User avatar #46 - Kairyuka (09/25/2014) [-]
Yeah I get what you're saying, but your first comment sounded like one of the many comments saying "If you don't want things stolen, you shouldn't own anything"-kinda lines
User avatar #49 - commontroll (09/25/2014) [-]
I'm saying why the fuck would she think it's a good idea as a celebrity to take over a hundred nude/lingerie photos. Stop being a white knight, I'm not blaming her for it, but I am saying that if she simply didn't take A HUNDRED FUCKING PICTURES OF HER NAKED BODY, it wouldn't have happened. It happens to anybody who is famous, you are suddenly more likely to be specifically targeted by things like this because more people are interested.

Here's what 143 looks like, just for perspective.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

That's a lot of risque photos to take, and she's allowed to do that, but she is responsible in the end for her actions. She didn't leak them, but she did make them available to leak.
User avatar #51 - Kairyuka (09/25/2014) [-]
"make the available to leak" you mean she put them on a PRIVATE AND CLOSED CLOUD SERVER THAT GOT BROKEN INTO.
"Stop having expensive items if you don't want them stolen" is all you're saying right now.
User avatar #59 - sketchE (09/25/2014) [-]
ok stop right there.im going to compare a nude picture of me to a gold bar. you dont put that shit into your personal safe at work. you either keep that shit locked in your house in a safe hidden as well as possible. because like the safe at work the cloud is not owned solely by you nor do you have 100 percent control of it. im a dude so no one wants to see my hairy ass but all of the pistures i have of my girlfriend of any kind are on my phone (not apple because i have a brain) and tucked away in a folder on the micro sd hidden as well as i know how. will anyone ever go through the effort to get those? no but they are important enough to me to keep them locked away as well as i can
User avatar #66 - Kairyuka (09/25/2014) [-]
I'm not saying they aren't, but you can't fucking say she was asking for someone to break the law, hack into a system, and take those pictures for the world to see. That's fucking unfair.
User avatar #67 - sketchE (09/25/2014) [-]
no one said she was asking for it.shes just dumb for doing it
User avatar #68 - Kairyuka (09/25/2014) [-]
That's true.
User avatar #69 - commontroll (09/25/2014) [-]
That's all I've been saying. Being dumb doesn't make you not responsible for what you didn't do to protect yourself better.
User avatar #70 - Kairyuka (09/25/2014) [-]
But it does not make it alright that people stole from you either. Glad we agree.
User avatar #52 - commontroll (09/25/2014) [-]
Cloud servers aren't secure, sure, she probably doesn't know shit about technology, but it makes sense that if it's not stored in a physical location then it can be remotely accessed with enough skill.
User avatar #53 - Kairyuka (09/25/2014) [-]
In the same way a bank box or a safe can be broken into with enough skill. That doesn't mean you shouldn't own things that are meant to be put in them. "Don't have a lot of money if you don't want it stolen"
#54 - anonymous (09/25/2014) [-]
Yeah, except I don't need nudes of myself floating around in a cloud. I need fucking money.

I'm done arguing with somebody who is so blind to the fact that people are responsible for their actions or lack thereof, especially when they think that by saying it isn't necessary to have nudes of yourself saved you're saying they are solely to blame.

It's more like Bill Gates having thirty million dollars in a piggy bank in the middle of Detroit. He's a target, and it's not exactly the most secure place to keep something like that.
#55 - anonymous (09/25/2014) [-]
You're acting like these pictures were uploaded to a private porn site or something. They were left in fucking private and some criminal broke in and stole them. You can't circumvent that fact.
#66 - Even still it shouldn't have been 178. Dafuq? 09/25/2014 on after running a mile 0
#65 - Awww sheeeeit. I went wrong somewhere. Ah, I…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2014 on after running a mile 0
User avatar #66 - commontroll (09/25/2014) [-]
Even still it shouldn't have been 178. Dafuq?
#45 - Killing them and a lot of their higher-ups will cause dissent … 09/25/2014 on enemies to the 1st world 0
#48 - Maybe the author shouldn't have made a ******* scrawny …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2014 on SAO +1
User avatar #76 - thewhitezombie (09/25/2014) [-]
You might as well try and get pissy with a pizza delivery driver for not bringing you a cheese burger. The author's job is to write compelling 100 page novels for his boss. He excels in this.
#37 - I just don't see the point of watching a sequel, the whole poi…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2014 on SAO 0
#41 - dudelolz (09/25/2014) [-]
Without spoiling, there's a mysterious figure in GGO who's been calling himself "Death Gun" and whenever he shoots people with his pistol, the players disconnect and are later found dead IRL with their Amuspheres still on and all, but with no clear causes of death.
#13 - M├ędico Que's pilot did surprisingly well. 09/25/2014 on Carpooling +2

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User avatar #214 - roll (03/19/2015) [-]
User avatar #215 to #214 - commontroll (03/19/2015) [-]
What's up roll? How've you been?
User avatar #216 to #215 - roll (03/19/2015) [-]
ive been ok mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
how have you been buddy?
User avatar #217 to #216 - commontroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Tired. I had a 24 hour shift on an ambulance the other day, and was up 26 hours for it because of how many calls we got and then two patients had to be taken to the best trauma centers in the area, which took up several hours getting back thanks to traffic.
User avatar #218 to #217 - roll (03/19/2015) [-]
wow that sucks man, hope you get some sleep
User avatar #219 to #218 - commontroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Eh, I have since then. But I'm just trying to catch up from the week or so of bad sleep is all.
#213 - fresighto ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
Hey breddah, we still on for tonight?
User avatar #208 - konradkurze (11/27/2014) [-]
*pokes with a sharp stick*
dun u wanna be my friend bby?
User avatar #209 to #208 - commontroll (11/27/2014) [-]
Ow. I dunno. Doesn't matter much either way to me, other than that I'll miss messing around and acting like I'm angry.
User avatar #210 to #209 - konradkurze (11/27/2014) [-]
idk
didnt stop damping

he still trolls and fires things up....just not at me....

you can still open fire on other people too
User avatar #211 to #210 - commontroll (11/27/2014) [-]
That content reminded me of your multiple accounts **** . Bye.
User avatar #212 to #211 - konradkurze (11/27/2014) [-]
dude
i can link you to over 20 accounts old ju bbehhh made just to thumbcheat

the OP account is one of them, he created just to post this
User avatar #205 - konradkurze (11/27/2014) [-]
*pokes with a pointy stick*

i just had a theory
maybe your not a dick and just doing **** for a giggle

if i gave damping a chance to redeem himself maybe i should try with you
User avatar #206 to #205 - commontroll (11/27/2014) [-]
Well I'd certainly be a little less grumpy. I must say it is entertaining to give you **** over blocking me. I ain't even mad, it's just fun as hell to act mad. You know?
User avatar #207 to #206 - konradkurze (11/27/2014) [-]
hell i ddint even know you were really giving me **** ...blocking you meant i didnt get notifications...i was just checking that profile link for "what people say about you" looking for some blocked *********** to annoy....and saw you making comments too

as for acting mad....given this site is filled with immature little pre-pube kids who id guess will be living in their moms house for another 30 years...you have to admit pretend angry guys like you kinda get caught in the blocking tides with them
#198 - konradkurze (11/26/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 1**
does commontroll fap too much
User avatar #199 to #198 - syrianassassin ONLINE (11/26/2014) [-]
**syrianassassin rolls 3** is commontroll gay?
User avatar #202 to #199 - konradkurze (11/26/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 6**
does syrianassassin want to **** commontroll
User avatar #203 to #202 - syrianassassin ONLINE (11/26/2014) [-]
try 1 year later
User avatar #200 to #199 - syrianassassin ONLINE (11/26/2014) [-]
**syrianassassin rolls 3** is he really gay?
User avatar #201 to #200 - syrianassassin ONLINE (11/26/2014) [-]
**syrianassassin rolls 1** dont be shy. tell us, is he gay?
User avatar #204 to #201 - commontroll (11/26/2014) [-]
**commontroll rolls 7** 8-ball, are you just saying that because you're gay and want me?
#179 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 1**
is commontroll a weeaboo
User avatar #180 to #179 - commontroll (11/14/2014) [-]
Congratulations, it took you five rolls to get one number you wanted.
User avatar #181 to #180 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 3**
will commontroll ever get laid
User avatar #182 to #181 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 9**
will commontroll ever get laid
User avatar #183 to #182 - commontroll (11/14/2014) [-]
This 8 ball has seriously high hopes in me.
User avatar #184 to #183 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 6**
till commontroll **** ************
User avatar #185 to #184 - commontroll (11/14/2014) [-]
Seriously man, this is just getting sad.
User avatar #186 to #185 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 3**
will commontroll buy us pizza drinks and dvds to chill this friday night
User avatar #187 to #186 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 1**
will commontroll buy us pizza drinks and dvds to chill this friday night
User avatar #188 to #187 - commontroll (11/14/2014) [-]
If you're actually my dad or mom or sister, sure. Seeing how we're having dinner at my place since my girlfriend's flying in today.
#189 to #188 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
an internet troll has a girlfriend?

SHHHHHIIIIITTTTTT
User avatar #190 to #189 - commontroll (11/14/2014) [-]
Since when am I a troll man? I'm just genuinely an asshole, who is very stubborn and has a strong sense of right and wrong.

But yes, she's coming down for our second anniversary.
User avatar #191 to #190 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
youre one hell of an anomaly

an FJ troll who 1) actually has a gf....2) actually gets sex....3) is an asshole for reasons other than being a sexually frustrated fatso
User avatar #192 to #191 - commontroll (11/14/2014) [-]
Well, one, we're holding off on sex till we're married, and two we've been long distance for over a year. So sexually frustrated, maybe, but at least I'm not a whiny bitch any more.
User avatar #193 to #192 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
at least you have the honesty to admit why you have problems....unlike all the other trolls who are asshole 90's kids who act like its everyone else who's at fault
User avatar #194 to #193 - commontroll (11/14/2014) [-]
I aim to please. And sometimes be obnoxious just because I think it's humorous. For example, with you, I'm not actually mad, I just like giving you a hard time over it each time I try to comment on content you made.
User avatar #195 to #194 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
ah hell youre only as annoying as itchy balls....not too bad...there are worse ones who are colossal cunts and seem to enjoy acting full retard for weeks or months at a time
User avatar #196 to #195 - commontroll (11/14/2014) [-]
But, you're never supposed to go full retard... how retarded are they!?
User avatar #197 to #196 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
well one called (j u b b e h) went full retard for a week....he trolled one of my friends so i red thumbed him, then he spent a whole week following me and redthumbing every one of my comments

then another retard called (w a l h o r) who...like last december - march spent those 4 months redthumbing everything....and *********** about me....went quiet since then and now at this week jub started up...went anon and started *********** again with spam, tagging my name onto his anon comments to make it look like me *********** people. and even made a dozen smurf accounts to ******** as if different people were anti-me...all the while making it look like jub was the one doing it
User avatar #162 - badboywantsu (10/27/2014) [-]
be my friend
User avatar #164 to #162 - commontroll (10/27/2014) [-]
Also, don't tell me what to do.
User avatar #166 to #163 - badboywantsu (10/27/2014) [-]
i want you to be my friend
User avatar #167 to #166 - commontroll (10/27/2014) [-]
I don't.
User avatar #168 to #167 - badboywantsu (10/27/2014) [-]
why not?
User avatar #169 to #168 - commontroll (10/27/2014) [-]
Because I don't know you and you come off as a massive faggot. I've already got some of those pestering me occasionally.
User avatar #170 to #169 - badboywantsu (10/27/2014) [-]
lol you know i'm mostly adding you because i troll right it's kinda obvious
User avatar #171 to #170 - commontroll (10/27/2014) [-]
Well, duh. But at this point it's just tradition to deny your requests. I mean, how many months has it been now?

Also I'm an asshole, so I never pass up an opportunity to be rude to somebody.
User avatar #172 to #171 - badboywantsu (10/27/2014) [-]
i dunno, i stopped coming on as much and it kinda evolved to adding you when you deny me.
i think at one point i talked to you but it was a long ass time ago
User avatar #173 to #172 - commontroll (10/27/2014) [-]
Huh. That explains it I guess.

Now what?
User avatar #174 to #173 - badboywantsu (10/27/2014) [-]
i have no idea i was kinda just rolling with it, how is your week going?
User avatar #175 to #174 - commontroll (10/27/2014) [-]
Meh, it's alright. The weekend was good though. Went to the biggest Renaissance festival in the country with my friends.
User avatar #176 to #175 - badboywantsu (10/27/2014) [-]
That's pretty cool, only problem with those kinds of events is you sometimes don't get to see everything like at amusement parks where you would have to go a few times to see every ride.
i threw a kegger for my friends birthday since people brought bottles etc. i still have half a keg left
User avatar #177 to #176 - commontroll (10/27/2014) [-]
Well, there was plenty I got to see and do, we were there most of the day. Funnest part is just seeing all the people if you ask me.
User avatar #178 to #177 - badboywantsu (10/27/2014) [-]
i know what you mean, well in a few ways i have friends that like to people watch so it's more mean spirited but the costumes and getups they wear are usually pretty interesting
#159 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
HON HON
I AM LE FRENCH CANADIEN
HON HON HON
LA BAGUETTE
QUI QUI MONSIER
HON HON HON LE QUEBECQUA HON
LE HERITAGE HON
CROSSIANT QUI QUI HON
User avatar #160 to #159 - commontroll (10/24/2014) [-]
I see you found your newest nationality to hate.
User avatar #161 to #160 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
no

im just ***********
User avatar #156 - gugek (10/16/2014) [-]
hey i hope you have a fantastic day today :-]
User avatar #157 to #156 - commontroll (10/16/2014) [-]
I won't. I've got a test in an hour that I am unprepared for.
User avatar #158 to #157 - gugek (10/16/2014) [-]
Well i hope you ace it my friend!!
User avatar #129 to #127 - commontroll (10/11/2014) [-]
Qlimax Mecca looks really good this year.
#130 to #129 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
ineed.   
   
so how are you?
ineed.

so how are you?
User avatar #132 to #130 - commontroll (10/11/2014) [-]
How are you, you undead bastard?
#134 to #132 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
like always   
   
			***********		 in religion and creating FANs and butthurt
like always

*********** in religion and creating FANs and butthurt
#137 to #134 - commontroll (10/11/2014) [-]
People actually use the boards? Sickening.
People actually use the boards? Sickening.
User avatar #142 to #137 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
here is some silly atheist who cant debate cause muh atheism

www.funnyjunk.com/religion/88766#88766

so he thumb down and go away like he is a god or something
#139 to #137 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
they get mad, i create a enormous amount of butthurt daily. which gives me more lulz.

but why do they come and fall to my bait ismply why not ignore it!!!!!11

you see, i target the atheist belife with full positive and logical comment. they will see how the crowd afreed with me so they will be forced to come and defend

meanwhile they will use a logical fallacy : bandwagon, tu quoque, appeal to nature, appeal to authority and genetics

which in this give them more butthurt and go full AD hom and fail to debate. then they will accuse you for being a pathetic lech who ruin the society to darkness and who want to rape kids and enjoy killing people while you gain the lulz.

and they fail to debate and tell people to ignore you because they cant do **** except whining like faggots
User avatar #152 to #139 - lech (10/11/2014) [-]
I am not pathetic!
User avatar #154 to #153 - lech (10/11/2014) [-]
If you don't realize, you used the term "Pathetic Lech" in your comment.
#155 to #154 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
i was typing soo fast

remember the 6 million and forgive me
User avatar #141 to #139 - commontroll (10/11/2014) [-]
Truly, internet militant atheists are a fascinating creature. You're doing Yaweh's/Allah's work son. Deity of choice speed.
User avatar #143 to #141 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
look at the comment i posted above it and see what i really mean
User avatar #131 to #130 - commontroll (10/11/2014) [-]
Oh, I'm good. Luckily people aren't catching onto the fact that I am really SOVIET JIDF AFGHANI KGB NAZI SPY!

Go Israel.
#133 to #131 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
jizzrael my ass
#135 to #133 - commontroll (10/11/2014) [-]
Don't worry buddy, one day the West will end this dispute once and for all.
#136 to #135 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
nice tricks MR shoahstien
#138 to #136 - commontroll (10/11/2014) [-]
TFW no Rhino face.
#140 to #138 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
>TFW you
#144 to #140 - commontroll (10/11/2014) [-]
I'm gonna be honest, I have like, no reaction folder on this computer.
I'm gonna be honest, I have like, no reaction folder on this computer.
#145 to #144 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
>not using google
User avatar #146 to #145 - commontroll (10/11/2014) [-]
Oh, I do, it's just only whenever the need arises.
#147 to #146 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
gotta love being anti Semitic   
   
oh wait im Semite wtf....
gotta love being anti Semitic

oh wait im Semite wtf....
User avatar #148 to #147 - commontroll (10/11/2014) [-]
I haven't added friends in years. I keep my funnyjunk profile in... homeostasis. I preserve it.

Just kidding, I'm just a dick and love to deny people sometimes.
#149 to #148 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
did you forget the 6 million?
User avatar #150 to #149 - commontroll (10/11/2014) [-]
No I did not forget the 666 Quadrillion! How dare you accuse me of such heresy!?
#151 to #150 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
stupid antisemitism

JEWISH INTERNET DEFENSE FORCE on the road
User avatar #124 - volksunion (09/29/2014) [-]
hey i saw ur comment on syrianassassins last post and u were talkin about some guy who faked cancer

who was the guy who faked cancer
User avatar #125 to #124 - commontroll (09/29/2014) [-]
I don't remember, but he got ****** hardcore by the community. Has syrianassassin posted anything since that one night?
User avatar #126 to #125 - volksunion (09/29/2014) [-]
nope
but i dont think hes dead or in risk of being dead since he said he lives in kuwait
but you never know
#128 to #126 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
i live in jewait but im in syria cause doing my ****** passport
#123 - existacne (01/05/2014) [-]
Hey, I heard you'd like this.
Hey, I heard you'd like this.
User avatar #121 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user topazxwolfify ** rolling the next user to go to
User avatar #118 - roll (12/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #119 to #118 - commontroll (12/11/2013) [-]
So what, are you my stalker or something? I'm cool with that.
User avatar #113 - phanact (12/06/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/phanact/18992#18992

here is most of what I do
User avatar #108 - CannonFodder (11/05/2012) [-]
Hey man, if you're no longer collecting items and using FJ points, would you be willing to flick them my way? If you're wanting to hang on to them that's cool though :D
User avatar #109 to #108 - commontroll (11/05/2012) [-]
Don't define what I am and am not doing.
User avatar #110 to #109 - CannonFodder (11/05/2012) [-]
I didn't, I asked if you weren't, would you be willing to pass them on, but it's cool
User avatar #111 to #110 - commontroll (11/05/2012) [-]
I was kidding man. Don't sweat it bro.
User avatar #112 to #111 - CannonFodder (11/05/2012) [-]
Don't tell me what to sweat!
Nah just kidding bro haha
User avatar #103 - magicisinthemusic (09/06/2012) [-]
Hey!
User avatar #104 to #103 - commontroll (09/06/2012) [-]
Hey! What's up!?
#105 to #104 - magicisinthemusic (09/06/2012) [-]
Listening to some Queen and drinking some green/mint tea. c:    
How about you?
Listening to some Queen and drinking some green/mint tea. c:
How about you?
User avatar #106 to #105 - commontroll (09/06/2012) [-]
Just chillin' watching some random anime.
User avatar #107 to #106 - magicisinthemusic (09/06/2012) [-]
Awesome! If you haven't seen it I would recommend Black Butler c;
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User avatar #102 to #101 - commontroll (04/23/2012) [-]
Hmmm... I see. I try and stay out of online politics, and this is a great example why. Yeah, I know drl is notorious for being kind of annoying... but that's a bit much. I'm glad you're standing up against him. Very few people do.
User avatar #96 - notatrollface (04/15/2012) [-]
Do you by any chance happen to have the picture of the 3 jimmies animals getting out of the elevators with the caption "remember, no rustlin". I will love you forever if you do
User avatar #97 to #96 - commontroll (04/15/2012) [-]
Haha, no, I don't. I need to get it though. I know what you're talking about though.
#99 to #97 - notatrollface (04/15/2012) [-]
**** YES I ******* FOUND IT!!!!!!!!!!! (but at what cost? i had to go on... tumblr...)
User avatar #100 to #99 - commontroll (04/15/2012) [-]
You poor, poor soul. Your bravery shall not go unnoticed sir. They shall write of your courage and sacrifice for ages to come.
User avatar #98 to #97 - notatrollface (04/15/2012) [-]
Damn... I've only seen it once like a week ago and i didn't even think to save it. Ive been looking everywhere and can't find it
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