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Well, I'm Thomas, I'm not a troll even though my name says otherwise, but I still don't give a fuck about what you think. That said, have a great day and I still aim to make people laugh.

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#34 - I legit thought it was a compilation of his worst ones at first. 04/02/2016 on Kidite Poolleen Ermyo 0
#58 - Problem is the same for America as yours will be. The **** spi… 04/02/2016 on Sweden YES! Gangrape on... +3
#81 - Yes, but at the same time, pressure doesn't mean a whole lot i…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2016 on Crab vs Croc +1
#82 - vegasstoner (04/01/2016) [-]
i dunno based on the picture that crabs body looks to be only a little larger than a hand. so the claw is pretty small...i just dont see it being a very strong claw.
#41 - They're already dressed as zebras though! 04/01/2016 on the 4 types +1
#103 - So, you're implying he's not one of those desperate male SJW… 04/01/2016 on stupid and sexy +1
#78 - Depends on the crab, but many can easily break a toe. A pound …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/01/2016 on Crab vs Croc +2
#80 - vegasstoner (04/01/2016) [-]
but pressure comes into play.
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#81 - commontroll (04/01/2016) [-]
Yes, but at the same time, pressure doesn't mean a whole lot if there's still no force. The claw surface area is pretty decent, meaning they have a good amount of force behind it to still cause damage.
#82 - vegasstoner (04/01/2016) [-]
i dunno based on the picture that crabs body looks to be only a little larger than a hand. so the claw is pretty small...i just dont see it being a very strong claw.
#44 - And then I have an incredibly good reason to kill them out of … 04/01/2016 on :( 0
#43 - You think a random thug will really want to die for an asshole boss? 04/01/2016 on :( 0
#199 - First off, in what part of the Koran is that first part? I thi…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2016 on Anon About The Religion of... 0
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#201 - ghustla (04/01/2016) [-]
"I think we both know that with contradicting commands"
times of peace has it's rules and vise versa
"you follow the one written later"
oh really? then why am I and the other millions of Muslims waging war against you "infidel"

"thanks to the only reliable witnesses being male"
Quran [2:282] "O you who have believed, when you contract a debt for a specified term, write it down. And let a scribe write [it] between you in justice. Let no scribe refuse to write as Allah has taught him. So let him write and let the one who has the obligation dictate. And let him fear Allah , his Lord, and not leave anything out of it. But if the one who has the obligation is of limited understanding or weak or unable to dictate himself, then let his guardian dictate in justice. And bring to witness two witnesses from among your men. And if there are not two men [available], then a man and two women from those whom you accept as witnesses - so that if one of the women errs, then the other can remind her. And let not the witnesses refuse when they are called upon. And do not be [too] weary to write it, whether it is small or large, for its [specified] term. That is more just in the sight of Allah and stronger as evidence and more likely to prevent doubt between you, except when it is an immediate transaction which you conduct among yourselves. For [then] there is no blame upon you if you do not write it. And take witnesses when you conclude a contract. Let no scribe be harmed or any witness. For if you do so, indeed, it is [grave] disobedience in you. And fear Allah . And Allah teaches you. And Allah is Knowing of all things."

Taqiya is allowed ONLY when one fear for his life e.g. the early times of Dawa when the prophet was in Mecca and the Spanish Inquisition not criminal acts
Narrated Anas: Allah's Apostle said, "Help your brother, whether he is an oppressor or he is an oppressed one. People asked, "O Allah's Apostle! It is all right to help him if he is oppressed, but how should we help him if he is an oppressor?" The Prophet said, "By preventing him from oppressing others."

The third paragraph describe how lying and the four acts belong to the one of the most foul characteristic a human can have in islam
#50 - Because they don't want to have to talk to you, that requires … 04/01/2016 on wrong +6