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Date Signed Up:12/17/2011
Last Login:12/28/2014
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Well, I'm Thomas, I'm not a troll even though my name says otherwise, but I still don't give a fuck about what you think. That said, have a great day and I still aim to make people laugh.

And why are you stalking me? Leave a comment below explaining your reasons.

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#18 - No no, it's "Now you better **** me, and rat…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2014 on Ice Cream +26
User avatar #72 - sovietghost (08/26/2014) [-]
"And rate it goood"*
#36 - Texan chain restaurant mentioned. Don't swell with pr…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2014 on You think this is a game? +48
#99 - anonymous (08/26/2014) [-]
You really shouldn't be proud of Whataburger, that shit sucks ass. New Mexico Lotaburger master race reporting in
#45 - darthblam (08/25/2014) [-]
#35 - Well, they're absolutely everywhere in Texas, some are in Ariz… 08/25/2014 on You think this is a game? +4
#34 - You just made 26 million enemies for life! 08/25/2014 on You think this is a game? +2
#47 - Usually disaster relief. The military is really good at distri… 08/25/2014 on fuck yeah 0
#39 - In these comments we see non-Americans thinking that Americans… 08/25/2014 on fuck yeah 0
#227 - But he could destroy your rig. And that'd be even more heartbreaking.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Father Of The Year 0
User avatar #294 - wwkybobo (08/25/2014) [-]
Meh, Mine needs an update anyway.
User avatar #375 - lunarmage (08/25/2014) [-]
Still. Hundereds of dollars on a computer you could've sold, giving you more money to upgrade
#66 - What's funny is you're being thumbed down even though Hamas le… 08/25/2014 on Best way to sum it up 0
#413 - But I do have one. 08/25/2014 on Defender 0
#344 - Wait, is your birthday the 23rd or the 24th? Mine is the 23rd. 08/25/2014 on Birthday Party 0
#201 - If it's on your waste, sure.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2014 on A real man's knife +1
#202 - thefates (08/23/2014) [-]
Nothing shall stop me.
#26 - Funniest video in the comments. Holy **** . 08/23/2014 on Jurassic Park 0
#25 - I was expecting "Smoke Weed E'rday with snoop on the dino… 08/23/2014 on Jurassic Park 0
#47 - It's almost like it's a common joke! 08/23/2014 on OH, THE PAIN! +7
#46 - Wrong. It's just default to snap to. Personally I don't mind b… 08/23/2014 on OH, THE PAIN! 0
#35 - But she's from France. 08/23/2014 on America +2
#259 - Overworld is politics and nations, not individuals. 08/23/2014 on Fuck these Onion-cutting... 0
#67 - **** man, I took down an entire armada of the Cov… 08/23/2014 on Video game logic 0
#52 - I don't know, I'd imagine it would be super fast. 08/23/2014 on I sense an important... 0
#107 - I hate knife laws. You would think in Texas knives would be pr…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/23/2014 on A real man's knife 0
#199 - thefates (08/23/2014) [-]
Could you open-carry a bastard sword in California and call it a knife?
User avatar #201 - commontroll (08/23/2014) [-]
If it's on your waste, sure.
#202 - thefates (08/23/2014) [-]
Nothing shall stop me.
#104 - Nice. I just recently added a Mk 1 1918 trench knife, the kind…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/23/2014 on A real man's knife 0
User avatar #105 - dendo (08/23/2014) [-]
I know those feels man I got a knuckle bust switch blade cold steal aswel hardest fucking thing to ever get into australia mate and if I'm caught with it bam instant 2 or more years jail.
User avatar #107 - commontroll (08/23/2014) [-]
I hate knife laws. You would think in Texas knives would be pretty okay in the law's eyes, but California has better knife laws. I could open carry a double-edged knife of any length legally there. Still be messed with by cops who don't know the law, but I could still do it. Here in Texas you don't have to open carry a fixed blade, but all knives are limited to 5.5 inches and no double edge. Feels bad man.
#199 - thefates (08/23/2014) [-]
Could you open-carry a bastard sword in California and call it a knife?
User avatar #201 - commontroll (08/23/2014) [-]
If it's on your waste, sure.
#202 - thefates (08/23/2014) [-]
Nothing shall stop me.
#97 - Ah, but those aren't the cold steel one in the video above. I …  [+] (7 new replies) 08/23/2014 on A real man's knife 0
User avatar #102 - dendo (08/23/2014) [-]
Yeah cold steal products are illegal in Australia so those where the best I could get still they are amazing blades how ever I do use the silver kukri for guarding and the wolf blade hence the chip in it. I was amazed that I could cut down an pine tree with it.
User avatar #104 - commontroll (08/23/2014) [-]
Nice. I just recently added a Mk 1 1918 trench knife, the kind with the knuckleduster guard, to my collection. Found out they're technically illegal to even own because of that guard. Feels bad man.
User avatar #105 - dendo (08/23/2014) [-]
I know those feels man I got a knuckle bust switch blade cold steal aswel hardest fucking thing to ever get into australia mate and if I'm caught with it bam instant 2 or more years jail.
User avatar #107 - commontroll (08/23/2014) [-]
I hate knife laws. You would think in Texas knives would be pretty okay in the law's eyes, but California has better knife laws. I could open carry a double-edged knife of any length legally there. Still be messed with by cops who don't know the law, but I could still do it. Here in Texas you don't have to open carry a fixed blade, but all knives are limited to 5.5 inches and no double edge. Feels bad man.
#199 - thefates (08/23/2014) [-]
Could you open-carry a bastard sword in California and call it a knife?
User avatar #201 - commontroll (08/23/2014) [-]
If it's on your waste, sure.
#202 - thefates (08/23/2014) [-]
Nothing shall stop me.
#58 - "Turnup for what?" Lost my **** . 08/23/2014 on 151 Pokemon 0
#26 - As a guy who has grown up in a city in Texas all his life, I r… 08/23/2014 on Obama statue 0
#59 - Your mom should be a combination! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2014 on Video game logic +1
#60 - XAssassin (08/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #208 - konradkurze (11/27/2014) [-]
*pokes with a sharp stick*
dun u wanna be my friend bby?
User avatar #209 to #208 - commontroll (11/27/2014) [-]
Ow. I dunno. Doesn't matter much either way to me, other than that I'll miss messing around and acting like I'm angry.
User avatar #210 to #209 - konradkurze (11/27/2014) [-]
idk
didnt stop damping

he still trolls and fires things up....just not at me....

you can still open fire on other people too
User avatar #211 to #210 - commontroll (11/27/2014) [-]
That content reminded me of your multiple accounts **** . Bye.
User avatar #212 to #211 - konradkurze (11/27/2014) [-]
dude
i can link you to over 20 accounts old ju bbehhh made just to thumbcheat

the OP account is one of them, he created just to post this
User avatar #205 - konradkurze (11/27/2014) [-]
*pokes with a pointy stick*

i just had a theory
maybe your not a dick and just doing **** for a giggle

if i gave damping a chance to redeem himself maybe i should try with you
User avatar #206 to #205 - commontroll (11/27/2014) [-]
Well I'd certainly be a little less grumpy. I must say it is entertaining to give you **** over blocking me. I ain't even mad, it's just fun as hell to act mad. You know?
User avatar #207 to #206 - konradkurze (11/27/2014) [-]
hell i ddint even know you were really giving me **** ...blocking you meant i didnt get notifications...i was just checking that profile link for "what people say about you" looking for some blocked *********** to annoy....and saw you making comments too

as for acting mad....given this site is filled with immature little pre-pube kids who id guess will be living in their moms house for another 30 years...you have to admit pretend angry guys like you kinda get caught in the blocking tides with them
#198 - konradkurze (11/26/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 1**
does commontroll fap too much
User avatar #199 to #198 - syrianassassin (11/26/2014) [-]
**syrianassassin rolls 3** is commontroll gay?
User avatar #202 to #199 - konradkurze (11/26/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 6**
does syrianassassin want to **** commontroll
User avatar #203 to #202 - syrianassassin (11/26/2014) [-]
try 1 year later
User avatar #200 to #199 - syrianassassin (11/26/2014) [-]
**syrianassassin rolls 3** is he really gay?
User avatar #201 to #200 - syrianassassin (11/26/2014) [-]
**syrianassassin rolls 1** dont be shy. tell us, is he gay?
User avatar #204 to #201 - commontroll (11/26/2014) [-]
**commontroll rolls 7** 8-ball, are you just saying that because you're gay and want me?
#179 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 1**
is commontroll a weeaboo
User avatar #180 to #179 - commontroll (11/14/2014) [-]
Congratulations, it took you five rolls to get one number you wanted.
User avatar #181 to #180 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 3**
will commontroll ever get laid
User avatar #182 to #181 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 9**
will commontroll ever get laid
User avatar #183 to #182 - commontroll (11/14/2014) [-]
This 8 ball has seriously high hopes in me.
User avatar #184 to #183 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 6**
till commontroll **** ************
User avatar #185 to #184 - commontroll (11/14/2014) [-]
Seriously man, this is just getting sad.
User avatar #186 to #185 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 3**
will commontroll buy us pizza drinks and dvds to chill this friday night
User avatar #187 to #186 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 1**
will commontroll buy us pizza drinks and dvds to chill this friday night
User avatar #188 to #187 - commontroll (11/14/2014) [-]
If you're actually my dad or mom or sister, sure. Seeing how we're having dinner at my place since my girlfriend's flying in today.
#189 to #188 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
an internet troll has a girlfriend?

SHHHHHIIIIITTTTTT
User avatar #190 to #189 - commontroll (11/14/2014) [-]
Since when am I a troll man? I'm just genuinely an asshole, who is very stubborn and has a strong sense of right and wrong.

But yes, she's coming down for our second anniversary.
User avatar #191 to #190 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
youre one hell of an anomaly

an FJ troll who 1) actually has a gf....2) actually gets sex....3) is an asshole for reasons other than being a sexually frustrated fatso
User avatar #192 to #191 - commontroll (11/14/2014) [-]
Well, one, we're holding off on sex till we're married, and two we've been long distance for over a year. So sexually frustrated, maybe, but at least I'm not a whiny bitch any more.
User avatar #193 to #192 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
at least you have the honesty to admit why you have problems....unlike all the other trolls who are asshole 90's kids who act like its everyone else who's at fault
User avatar #194 to #193 - commontroll (11/14/2014) [-]
I aim to please. And sometimes be obnoxious just because I think it's humorous. For example, with you, I'm not actually mad, I just like giving you a hard time over it each time I try to comment on content you made.
User avatar #195 to #194 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
ah hell youre only as annoying as itchy balls....not too bad...there are worse ones who are colossal cunts and seem to enjoy acting full retard for weeks or months at a time
User avatar #196 to #195 - commontroll (11/14/2014) [-]
But, you're never supposed to go full retard... how retarded are they!?
User avatar #197 to #196 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
well one called (j u b b e h) went full retard for a week....he trolled one of my friends so i red thumbed him, then he spent a whole week following me and redthumbing every one of my comments

then another retard called (w a l h o r) who...like last december - march spent those 4 months redthumbing everything....and *********** about me....went quiet since then and now at this week jub started up...went anon and started *********** again with spam, tagging my name onto his anon comments to make it look like me *********** people. and even made a dozen smurf accounts to ******** as if different people were anti-me...all the while making it look like jub was the one doing it
User avatar #162 - badboywantsu (10/27/2014) [-]
be my friend
User avatar #164 to #162 - commontroll (10/27/2014) [-]
Also, don't tell me what to do.
User avatar #166 to #163 - badboywantsu (10/27/2014) [-]
i want you to be my friend
User avatar #167 to #166 - commontroll (10/27/2014) [-]
I don't.
User avatar #168 to #167 - badboywantsu (10/27/2014) [-]
why not?
User avatar #169 to #168 - commontroll (10/27/2014) [-]
Because I don't know you and you come off as a massive faggot. I've already got some of those pestering me occasionally.
User avatar #170 to #169 - badboywantsu (10/27/2014) [-]
lol you know i'm mostly adding you because i troll right it's kinda obvious
User avatar #171 to #170 - commontroll (10/27/2014) [-]
Well, duh. But at this point it's just tradition to deny your requests. I mean, how many months has it been now?

Also I'm an asshole, so I never pass up an opportunity to be rude to somebody.
User avatar #172 to #171 - badboywantsu (10/27/2014) [-]
i dunno, i stopped coming on as much and it kinda evolved to adding you when you deny me.
i think at one point i talked to you but it was a long ass time ago
User avatar #173 to #172 - commontroll (10/27/2014) [-]
Huh. That explains it I guess.

Now what?
User avatar #174 to #173 - badboywantsu (10/27/2014) [-]
i have no idea i was kinda just rolling with it, how is your week going?
User avatar #175 to #174 - commontroll (10/27/2014) [-]
Meh, it's alright. The weekend was good though. Went to the biggest Renaissance festival in the country with my friends.
User avatar #176 to #175 - badboywantsu (10/27/2014) [-]
That's pretty cool, only problem with those kinds of events is you sometimes don't get to see everything like at amusement parks where you would have to go a few times to see every ride.
i threw a kegger for my friends birthday since people brought bottles etc. i still have half a keg left
User avatar #177 to #176 - commontroll (10/27/2014) [-]
Well, there was plenty I got to see and do, we were there most of the day. Funnest part is just seeing all the people if you ask me.
User avatar #178 to #177 - badboywantsu (10/27/2014) [-]
i know what you mean, well in a few ways i have friends that like to people watch so it's more mean spirited but the costumes and getups they wear are usually pretty interesting
#159 - syrianassassin (10/23/2014) [-]
HON HON
I AM LE FRENCH CANADIEN
HON HON HON
LA BAGUETTE
QUI QUI MONSIER
HON HON HON LE QUEBECQUA HON
LE HERITAGE HON
CROSSIANT QUI QUI HON
User avatar #160 to #159 - commontroll (10/24/2014) [-]
I see you found your newest nationality to hate.
User avatar #156 - gugek (10/16/2014) [-]
hey i hope you have a fantastic day today :-]
User avatar #157 to #156 - commontroll (10/16/2014) [-]
I won't. I've got a test in an hour that I am unprepared for.
User avatar #158 to #157 - gugek (10/16/2014) [-]
Well i hope you ace it my friend!!
User avatar #129 to #127 - commontroll (10/11/2014) [-]
Qlimax Mecca looks really good this year.
#130 to #129 - syrianassassin (10/11/2014) [-]
ineed.   
   
so how are you?
ineed.

so how are you?
User avatar #132 to #130 - commontroll (10/11/2014) [-]
How are you, you undead bastard?
#134 to #132 - syrianassassin (10/11/2014) [-]
like always   
   
						***********					 in religion and creating FANs and butthurt
like always

*********** in religion and creating FANs and butthurt
#137 to #134 - commontroll (10/11/2014) [-]
People actually use the boards? Sickening.
People actually use the boards? Sickening.
User avatar #142 to #137 - syrianassassin (10/11/2014) [-]
here is some silly atheist who cant debate cause muh atheism

www.funnyjunk.com/religion/88766#88766

so he thumb down and go away like he is a god or something
#139 to #137 - syrianassassin (10/11/2014) [-]
they get mad, i create a enormous amount of butthurt daily. which gives me more lulz.

but why do they come and fall to my bait ismply why not ignore it!!!!!11

you see, i target the atheist belife with full positive and logical comment. they will see how the crowd afreed with me so they will be forced to come and defend

meanwhile they will use a logical fallacy : bandwagon, tu quoque, appeal to nature, appeal to authority and genetics

which in this give them more butthurt and go full AD hom and fail to debate. then they will accuse you for being a pathetic lech who ruin the society to darkness and who want to rape kids and enjoy killing people while you gain the lulz.

and they fail to debate and tell people to ignore you because they cant do **** except whining like faggots
User avatar #152 to #139 - lech ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
I am not pathetic!
User avatar #154 to #153 - lech ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
If you don't realize, you used the term "Pathetic Lech" in your comment.
#155 to #154 - syrianassassin (10/11/2014) [-]
i was typing soo fast

remember the 6 million and forgive me
User avatar #141 to #139 - commontroll (10/11/2014) [-]
Truly, internet militant atheists are a fascinating creature. You're doing Yaweh's/Allah's work son. Deity of choice speed.
User avatar #143 to #141 - syrianassassin (10/11/2014) [-]
look at the comment i posted above it and see what i really mean
User avatar #131 to #130 - commontroll (10/11/2014) [-]
Oh, I'm good. Luckily people aren't catching onto the fact that I am really SOVIET JIDF AFGHANI KGB NAZI SPY!

Go Israel.
#133 to #131 - syrianassassin (10/11/2014) [-]
jizzrael my ass
#135 to #133 - commontroll (10/11/2014) [-]
Don't worry buddy, one day the West will end this dispute once and for all.
#136 to #135 - syrianassassin (10/11/2014) [-]
nice tricks MR shoahstien
#138 to #136 - commontroll (10/11/2014) [-]
TFW no Rhino face.
#144 to #140 - commontroll (10/11/2014) [-]
I'm gonna be honest, I have like, no reaction folder on this computer.
I'm gonna be honest, I have like, no reaction folder on this computer.
#145 to #144 - syrianassassin (10/11/2014) [-]
>not using google
User avatar #146 to #145 - commontroll (10/11/2014) [-]
Oh, I do, it's just only whenever the need arises.
#147 to #146 - syrianassassin (10/11/2014) [-]
gotta love being anti Semitic   
   
oh wait im Semite wtf....
gotta love being anti Semitic

oh wait im Semite wtf....
User avatar #148 to #147 - commontroll (10/11/2014) [-]
I haven't added friends in years. I keep my funnyjunk profile in... homeostasis. I preserve it.

Just kidding, I'm just a dick and love to deny people sometimes.
#149 to #148 - syrianassassin (10/11/2014) [-]
did you forget the 6 million?
User avatar #150 to #149 - commontroll (10/11/2014) [-]
No I did not forget the 666 Quadrillion! How dare you accuse me of such heresy!?
#151 to #150 - syrianassassin (10/11/2014) [-]
stupid antisemitism

JEWISH INTERNET DEFENSE FORCE on the road
User avatar #124 - volksunion ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
hey i saw ur comment on syrianassassins last post and u were talkin about some guy who faked cancer

who was the guy who faked cancer
User avatar #125 to #124 - commontroll (09/29/2014) [-]
I don't remember, but he got ****** hardcore by the community. Has syrianassassin posted anything since that one night?
User avatar #126 to #125 - volksunion ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
nope
but i dont think hes dead or in risk of being dead since he said he lives in kuwait
but you never know
#128 to #126 - syrianassassin (10/11/2014) [-]
i live in jewait but im in syria cause doing my ****** passport
#123 - existacne (01/05/2014) [-]
Hey, I heard you'd like this.
Hey, I heard you'd like this.
User avatar #121 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user topazxwolfify ** rolling the next user to go to
User avatar #118 - roll ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #119 to #118 - commontroll (12/11/2013) [-]
So what, are you my stalker or something? I'm cool with that.
User avatar #120 to #119 - roll ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #108 - CannonFodder (11/05/2012) [-]
Hey man, if you're no longer collecting items and using FJ points, would you be willing to flick them my way? If you're wanting to hang on to them that's cool though :D
User avatar #109 to #108 - commontroll (11/05/2012) [-]
Don't define what I am and am not doing.
User avatar #110 to #109 - CannonFodder (11/05/2012) [-]
I didn't, I asked if you weren't, would you be willing to pass them on, but it's cool
User avatar #111 to #110 - commontroll (11/05/2012) [-]
I was kidding man. Don't sweat it bro.
User avatar #112 to #111 - CannonFodder (11/05/2012) [-]
Don't tell me what to sweat!
Nah just kidding bro haha
User avatar #103 - magicisinthemusic (09/06/2012) [-]
Hey!
User avatar #104 to #103 - commontroll (09/06/2012) [-]
Hey! What's up!?
#105 to #104 - magicisinthemusic (09/06/2012) [-]
Listening to some Queen and drinking some green/mint tea. c:    
How about you?
Listening to some Queen and drinking some green/mint tea. c:
How about you?
User avatar #106 to #105 - commontroll (09/06/2012) [-]
Just chillin' watching some random anime.
User avatar #107 to #106 - magicisinthemusic (09/06/2012) [-]
Awesome! If you haven't seen it I would recommend Black Butler c;
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User avatar #102 to #101 - commontroll (04/23/2012) [-]
Hmmm... I see. I try and stay out of online politics, and this is a great example why. Yeah, I know drl is notorious for being kind of annoying... but that's a bit much. I'm glad you're standing up against him. Very few people do.
User avatar #96 - notatrollface (04/15/2012) [-]
Do you by any chance happen to have the picture of the 3 jimmies animals getting out of the elevators with the caption "remember, no rustlin". I will love you forever if you do
User avatar #97 to #96 - commontroll (04/15/2012) [-]
Haha, no, I don't. I need to get it though. I know what you're talking about though.
#99 to #97 - notatrollface (04/15/2012) [-]
**** YES I ******* FOUND IT!!!!!!!!!!! (but at what cost? i had to go on... tumblr...)
User avatar #100 to #99 - commontroll (04/15/2012) [-]
You poor, poor soul. Your bravery shall not go unnoticed sir. They shall write of your courage and sacrifice for ages to come.
User avatar #98 to #97 - notatrollface (04/15/2012) [-]
Damn... I've only seen it once like a week ago and i didn't even think to save it. Ive been looking everywhere and can't find it
#69 - stanislaw (04/11/2012) [-]
that moment when u want to spam but user is already brony :(
#72 to #69 - commontroll (04/11/2012) [-]
Isn't it fantastic!?
User avatar #73 to #72 - stanislaw (04/11/2012) [-]
yup
#67 - elation (04/09/2012) [-]
Your trips are evilly delectable.
User avatar #68 to #67 - commontroll (04/10/2012) [-]
Why thank you sir!
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