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Well, I'm Thomas, I'm not a troll even though my name says otherwise, and yeah. Reasons you should hate me: 1. I'm a Christian, and apparently the internet doesn't like us. 2. I'm joining the Army. 3. I'm Commontroll, who doesn't hate me?

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#160 - "Getting drunk off of tiny wiiiiiiiines!" 59 minutes ago on I dunno +4
#138 - Don't say that around Schnizel or however the **** … 1 hour ago on butterscotch chamberpot 0
#74 - And that's understandable. We all do things that are unhealthy… 1 hour ago on Fuck Yeah Mimes! +1
#72 - It's still gonna **** with you, but if you made i… 1 hour ago on Fuck Yeah Mimes! +1
#64 - That's kind of stupid though, they had a ban on AIs because th…  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on The Only Way to End It -1
#69 - nahbro (7 hours ago) [-]
You have a point, but the Council wasn't going to get involved unless they were proven to be a threat to all Council space. They weren't going to start a war unless they had to. It ended up that they didn't have to and the geth seemed content to stay on Rannoch. Since the quarians effectively exiled themselves, they probably saw it as a just punishment.

The only one with 1,183, but they could have easily made more with the same number of programs, and who's to say the average geth didn't get some sense of individuality? We just don't know because the only other ones we see are the foot soldiers with small numbers of programs.

Legion was also the only one who was on his own for extended amounts of time and who spent a lot of time around organics. There's no reason other geth under the same circumstances wouldn't have developed differently.
#25 - I think we should also be careful about what we eat, we're sti… 8 hours ago on Fuck Yeah Mimes! +3
#23 - But, I do get what you mean. I wish they wouldn't do **… 8 hours ago on Fuck Yeah Mimes! 0
#21 - Meh, if you willingly take drugs and see ****** u…  [+] (6 new replies) 8 hours ago on Fuck Yeah Mimes! +4
#34 - anonymous (6 hours ago) [-]
you make a good point but honestly in this day and age it's harmful to breathe the fucking air, might as well do what you like. i recently had to quit smoking weed because i'm playing college football and they do random drug testing, meanwhile my coach is trying to get me to take steroids and i'm way too scared. i've never really read a definitive story where weed killed someone or gave them cancer, but killing your brain cells is no good... i'd rather go back to smoking weed than doing steroids though.
User avatar #74 - commontroll (1 hour ago) [-]
And that's understandable. We all do things that are unhealthy for us, I'm just saying that everything that alters your mental state is harming your brain, simple as that. Or it's desensitizing it to extremely important chemicals.

That's actually the huge problem with weed, that it alters your pleasure center in your brain because it triggers it so much, so other sources like food, sex, non-sexual touch, winning, etc. are less effective at triggering the responses your brain desires, meaning your brain has less incentive to do these things because it can get that same feeling with weed. Thus the emotional addiction.

This tends to happen with almost every drug though, so it's not exclusive to weed. This includes nicotine and alcohol, and whenever your body is used to a substance providing such feelings even smelling it, or tasting something like it, or whatever, will give you pleasure and help you relax. This is why people like the smell of their significant other's jacket or shirt.

That said, I would have to agree with your decision, though I would just encourage you to not do drugs at all, but seriously, report your coach because that is incredibly illegal and unethical. Athletes being pushed to roid and regular head injuries are some of the main reasons that all of these stories of violent athletes beating wives and such.
User avatar #26 - cshp (7 hours ago) [-]
So if I know what's in my acid, I can take it without judgement?
User avatar #72 - commontroll (1 hour ago) [-]
It's still gonna fuck with you, but if you made it yourself you know that somebody isn't being malicious or cheap and using filler on you. Unknown chemicals in your body are seriously bad. I'm going into the medical field, the wrong chemicals in the wrong person can and will kill if untreated. Odds are if you have a reaction to some pills you pop at a rave, everybody else will be too high to tell that you're dying.
User avatar #22 - Mahazama (8 hours ago) [-]
We eat all sorts of shit daily that we don't know what's in it. Sorry but that's just a bad example.
User avatar #25 - commontroll (8 hours ago) [-]
I think we should also be careful about what we eat, we're still responsible for health problems from eating horrible shit.
#60 - Literally any planet uninhabitable is fine for the Geth, in fa…  [+] (3 new replies) 8 hours ago on The Only Way to End It 0
#62 - nahbro (8 hours ago) [-]
Except the Council does not intervene in matters that concern only a single race. It was a quarian problem made completely by themselves and it was solely their problem. Who's the say the geth even knew that, though? They were, essentially, babies. We don't know how much they knew or when.

Each race has claims on other planets, chances are they'd have to very far to get to an unclaimed planet, then they have no gaurantee they won't be followed, etc. It was safer to stay on their own planet where all of their people and resources that weren't taken by the quarians were.

Then why does Legion patch up his chest with Shepard's armour? In any case, they certainly become sentient if they don't die after Rannoch. Each program becomes an individual, and before that, they were hundreds/about a thousand programs making up one whole- very similarly to how our brain cells function, really.
User avatar #64 - commontroll (7 hours ago) [-]
That's kind of stupid though, they had a ban on AIs because they were a threat to all of Council space, otherwise there really wouldn't be much of a point to having them banned. Kind of a loophole if you ask me.

And Legion was also pretty much the only platform with thousands of programs, saying that because Legion had individuality somewhat, that all Geth do is kind of silly, because quite simply, he's more advanced than all the other platforms.
#69 - nahbro (7 hours ago) [-]
You have a point, but the Council wasn't going to get involved unless they were proven to be a threat to all Council space. They weren't going to start a war unless they had to. It ended up that they didn't have to and the geth seemed content to stay on Rannoch. Since the quarians effectively exiled themselves, they probably saw it as a just punishment.

The only one with 1,183, but they could have easily made more with the same number of programs, and who's to say the average geth didn't get some sense of individuality? We just don't know because the only other ones we see are the foot soldiers with small numbers of programs.

Legion was also the only one who was on his own for extended amounts of time and who spent a lot of time around organics. There's no reason other geth under the same circumstances wouldn't have developed differently.
#49 - Yes, at the cost of killing trillions, if not quadrillions of …  [+] (3 new replies) 8 hours ago on The Only Way to End It +5
User avatar #58 - jubbehhh (8 hours ago) [-]
eurgh don't bother arguing with him, he's the kind of guy that thinks women are sacred and can do no wrong.
#70 - nahbro (7 hours ago) [-]
I'm not, and you're dumb as fuck.
#50 - nahbro (8 hours ago) [-]
Except they were mind-controlled to kill. It's not like they had a choice in the matter.

I'm saying that they're all that's left of thousands of civilisations and the knowledge they hold is absolutely immense and could be used to benefit the entire galaxy beyond imagining.

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#123 - existacne (01/05/2014) [-]
Hey, I heard you'd like this.
Hey, I heard you'd like this.
User avatar #121 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user topazxwolfify ** rolling the next user to go to
User avatar #118 - roll (12/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #119 to #118 - commontroll ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
So what, are you my stalker or something? I'm cool with that.
User avatar #113 - phanact (12/06/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/phanact/18992#18992

here is most of what I do
User avatar #108 - CannonFodder (11/05/2012) [-]
Hey man, if you're no longer collecting items and using FJ points, would you be willing to flick them my way? If you're wanting to hang on to them that's cool though :D
User avatar #109 to #108 - commontroll ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
Don't define what I am and am not doing.
User avatar #110 to #109 - CannonFodder (11/05/2012) [-]
I didn't, I asked if you weren't, would you be willing to pass them on, but it's cool
User avatar #111 to #110 - commontroll ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
I was kidding man. Don't sweat it bro.
User avatar #112 to #111 - CannonFodder (11/05/2012) [-]
Don't tell me what to sweat!
Nah just kidding bro haha
User avatar #103 - magicisinthemusic (09/06/2012) [-]
Hey!
User avatar #104 to #103 - commontroll ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
Hey! What's up!?
#105 to #104 - magicisinthemusic (09/06/2012) [-]
Listening to some Queen and drinking some green/mint tea. c:    
How about you?
Listening to some Queen and drinking some green/mint tea. c:
How about you?
User avatar #106 to #105 - commontroll ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
Just chillin' watching some random anime.
User avatar #107 to #106 - magicisinthemusic (09/06/2012) [-]
Awesome! If you haven't seen it I would recommend Black Butler c;
#101 - gtxace **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #102 to #101 - commontroll ONLINE (04/23/2012) [-]
Hmmm... I see. I try and stay out of online politics, and this is a great example why. Yeah, I know drl is notorious for being kind of annoying... but that's a bit much. I'm glad you're standing up against him. Very few people do.
User avatar #96 - notatrollface (04/15/2012) [-]
Do you by any chance happen to have the picture of the 3 jimmies animals getting out of the elevators with the caption "remember, no rustlin". I will love you forever if you do
User avatar #97 to #96 - commontroll ONLINE (04/15/2012) [-]
Haha, no, I don't. I need to get it though. I know what you're talking about though.
#99 to #97 - notatrollface (04/15/2012) [-]
**** YES I ******* FOUND IT!!!!!!!!!!! (but at what cost? i had to go on... tumblr...)
User avatar #100 to #99 - commontroll ONLINE (04/15/2012) [-]
You poor, poor soul. Your bravery shall not go unnoticed sir. They shall write of your courage and sacrifice for ages to come.
User avatar #98 to #97 - notatrollface (04/15/2012) [-]
Damn... I've only seen it once like a week ago and i didn't even think to save it. Ive been looking everywhere and can't find it
#69 - stanislaw (04/11/2012) [-]
that moment when u want to spam but user is already brony :(
#72 to #69 - commontroll ONLINE (04/11/2012) [-]
Isn't it fantastic!?
User avatar #73 to #72 - stanislaw (04/11/2012) [-]
yup
#67 - elation (04/09/2012) [-]
Your trips are evilly delectable.
User avatar #68 to #67 - commontroll ONLINE (04/10/2012) [-]
Why thank you sir!
User avatar #61 - pleasewelcomejc (04/09/2012) [-]
Your trips gave me an eyegasm.
User avatar #62 to #61 - commontroll ONLINE (04/09/2012) [-]
You're welcome. Me getting in the top five gave me an eyegasm. I have no idea what rank my comment is now...
User avatar #64 to #63 - commontroll ONLINE (04/09/2012) [-]
Wait, that's my comment rank?

Dafuq?
User avatar #65 to #64 - pleasewelcomejc (04/09/2012) [-]
Yup yup. Probably gonna increase.
User avatar #66 to #65 - commontroll ONLINE (04/09/2012) [-]
Hot damn. Meanwhile, my comment's still at number five. Still first time anything I've had has been on front page! Other than commenting on a front page... and newest uploads.
#60 - bronysrule (04/09/2012) [-]
So I see you've rolled trips.

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY LEADER!
User avatar #52 - jaakoko (04/06/2012) [-]
Fellow Texan I see! Sir, you are a blessed man!
User avatar #53 to #52 - commontroll ONLINE (04/06/2012) [-]
Nowai! What part of Texas are you from?
#54 to #53 - jaakoko (04/06/2012) [-]
Western waste lands! hahaha
User avatar #55 to #54 - commontroll ONLINE (04/06/2012) [-]
Oh god... I'm so sorry.
User avatar #56 to #55 - jaakoko (04/06/2012) [-]
It's alright, I really like sand and doing nothing on weekends!
#57 to #56 - commontroll ONLINE (04/06/2012) [-]
Oh god, that's basically like my weekends... but with sand.
User avatar #58 to #57 - jaakoko (04/06/2012) [-]
there's nothing like a good old game of waiting for the day to end hahahahhahahhaa
User avatar #59 to #58 - commontroll ONLINE (04/06/2012) [-]
Bahaha, agreed. Although, this weekend I'm going to Galveston with my family and some friends. So that's a plus.
User avatar #47 - whysopunk (03/30/2012) [-]
I'll post a hd pic of it in a bit
User avatar #48 to #47 - commontroll ONLINE (03/30/2012) [-]
Score! You should try and put it up as content, since you made it. I just posed for a picture after all.
User avatar #49 to #48 - whysopunk (03/30/2012) [-]
:/ nah people would post that zoidberg pic and say I was trying to force a meme

User avatar #51 to #49 - commontroll ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
Hmmm... very true. But apparently nobody cares about forcing new memes, because those get front page.
User avatar #50 to #49 - whysopunk (03/30/2012) [-]
but you can post it if you want :)
#46 - pleasewelcomejc (03/30/2012) [-]
wut.
wut.
User avatar #43 - psestabber (03/29/2012) [-]
You bundle of sticks.
#44 to #43 - commontroll ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
I lol'd.
User avatar #42 - BossTamsy (03/29/2012) [-]
You've had the ****** and fag thing done to you? Talk about bad luck.
User avatar #45 to #42 - commontroll ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
Apparently just fag. When was ****** rolled?
#41 - danishguy (03/29/2012) [-]
faggot
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User avatar #39 - sirismanly (03/29/2012) [-]
Fag
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