What's up roll? How've you been?

ive been ok mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
how have you been buddy?

Tired. I had a 24 hour shift on an ambulance the other day, and was up 26 hours for it because of how many calls we got and then two patients had to be taken to the best trauma centers in the area, which took up several hours getting back thanks to traffic.

wow that sucks man, hope you get some sleep

Eh, I have since then. But I'm just trying to catch up from the week or so of bad sleep is all.

Ow. I dunno. Doesn't matter much either way to me, other than that I'll miss messing around and acting like I'm angry.

idk
didnt stop damping

he still trolls and fires things up....just not at me....

you can still open fire on other people too

That content reminded me of your multiple accounts **** . Bye.

dude
i can link you to over 20 accounts old ju bbehhh made just to thumbcheat

the OP account is one of them, he created just to post this

Well I'd certainly be a little less grumpy. I must say it is entertaining to give you **** over blocking me. I ain't even mad, it's just fun as hell to act mad. You know?

hell i ddint even know you were really giving me **** ...blocking you meant i didnt get notifications...i was just checking that profile link for "what people say about you" looking for some blocked *********** to annoy....and saw you making comments too

as for acting mad....given this site is filled with immature little pre-pube kids who id guess will be living in their moms house for another 30 years...you have to admit pretend angry guys like you kinda get caught in the blocking tides with them

**syrianassassin rolls 3** is commontroll gay?

**konradkurze rolls 6**
does syrianassassin want to **** commontroll

try 1 year later

**syrianassassin rolls 3** is he really gay?

**syrianassassin rolls 1** dont be shy. tell us, is he gay?

**commontroll rolls 7** 8-ball, are you just saying that because you're gay and want me?

Congratulations, it took you five rolls to get one number you wanted.

**konradkurze rolls 3**
will commontroll ever get laid

**konradkurze rolls 9**
will commontroll ever get laid

This 8 ball has seriously high hopes in me.

**konradkurze rolls 6**
till commontroll **** ************

Seriously man, this is just getting sad.

**konradkurze rolls 3**
will commontroll buy us pizza drinks and dvds to chill this friday night

**konradkurze rolls 1**
will commontroll buy us pizza drinks and dvds to chill this friday night

If you're actually my dad or mom or sister, sure. Seeing how we're having dinner at my place since my girlfriend's flying in today.

an internet troll has a girlfriend?

SHHHHHIIIIITTTTTT

Since when am I a troll man? I'm just genuinely an asshole, who is very stubborn and has a strong sense of right and wrong.

But yes, she's coming down for our second anniversary.

youre one hell of an anomaly

an FJ troll who 1) actually has a gf....2) actually gets sex....3) is an asshole for reasons other than being a sexually frustrated fatso

Well, one, we're holding off on sex till we're married, and two we've been long distance for over a year. So sexually frustrated, maybe, but at least I'm not a whiny bitch any more.

at least you have the honesty to admit why you have problems....unlike all the other trolls who are asshole 90's kids who act like its everyone else who's at fault

I aim to please. And sometimes be obnoxious just because I think it's humorous. For example, with you, I'm not actually mad, I just like giving you a hard time over it each time I try to comment on content you made.

ah hell youre only as annoying as itchy balls....not too bad...there are worse ones who are colossal cunts and seem to enjoy acting full retard for weeks or months at a time

But, you're never supposed to go full retard... how retarded are they!?

well one called (j u b b e h) went full retard for a week....he trolled one of my friends so i red thumbed him, then he spent a whole week following me and redthumbing every one of my comments

then another retard called (w a l h o r) who...like last december - march spent those 4 months redthumbing everything....and *********** about me....went quiet since then and now at this week jub started up...went anon and started *********** again with spam, tagging my name onto his anon comments to make it look like me *********** people. and even made a dozen smurf accounts to ******** as if different people were anti-me...all the while making it look like jub was the one doing it

Also, don't tell me what to do.

Why?

i want you to be my friend

I don't.

why not?

Because I don't know you and you come off as a massive faggot. I've already got some of those pestering me occasionally.

lol you know i'm mostly adding you because i troll right it's kinda obvious

Well, duh. But at this point it's just tradition to deny your requests. I mean, how many months has it been now?

Also I'm an asshole, so I never pass up an opportunity to be rude to somebody.

i dunno, i stopped coming on as much and it kinda evolved to adding you when you deny me.
i think at one point i talked to you but it was a long ass time ago

Huh. That explains it I guess.

Now what?

i have no idea i was kinda just rolling with it, how is your week going?

Meh, it's alright. The weekend was good though. Went to the biggest Renaissance festival in the country with my friends.

That's pretty cool, only problem with those kinds of events is you sometimes don't get to see everything like at amusement parks where you would have to go a few times to see every ride.
i threw a kegger for my friends birthday since people brought bottles etc. i still have half a keg left

Well, there was plenty I got to see and do, we were there most of the day. Funnest part is just seeing all the people if you ask me.

i know what you mean, well in a few ways i have friends that like to people watch so it's more mean spirited but the costumes and getups they wear are usually pretty interesting

I see you found your newest nationality to hate.

no

im just ***********

I won't. I've got a test in an hour that I am unprepared for.

Well i hope you ace it my friend!!

Qlimax Mecca looks really good this year.

ineed.

so how are you?

How are you, you undead bastard?

like always

*********** in religion and creating FANs and butthurt

People actually use the boards? Sickening.

here is some silly atheist who cant debate cause muh atheism

www.funnyjunk.com/religion/88766#88766

so he thumb down and go away like he is a god or something

they get mad, i create a enormous amount of butthurt daily. which gives me more lulz.

but why do they come and fall to my bait ismply why not ignore it!!!!!11

you see, i target the atheist belife with full positive and logical comment. they will see how the crowd afreed with me so they will be forced to come and defend

meanwhile they will use a logical fallacy : bandwagon, tu quoque, appeal to nature, appeal to authority and genetics

which in this give them more butthurt and go full AD hom and fail to debate. then they will accuse you for being a pathetic lech who ruin the society to darkness and who want to rape kids and enjoy killing people while you gain the lulz.

and they fail to debate and tell people to ignore you because they cant do **** except whining like faggots

I am not pathetic!

If you don't realize, you used the term "Pathetic Lech" in your comment.

i was typing soo fast

remember the 6 million and forgive me

Truly, internet militant atheists are a fascinating creature. You're doing Yaweh's/Allah's work son. Deity of choice speed.

look at the comment i posted above it and see what i really mean

Oh, I'm good. Luckily people aren't catching onto the fact that I am really SOVIET JIDF AFGHANI KGB NAZI SPY!

Go Israel.

jizzrael my ass

Don't worry buddy, one day the West will end this dispute once and for all.

nice tricks MR shoahstien

TFW no Rhino face.

>TFW you

I'm gonna be honest, I have like, no reaction folder on this computer.

>not using google

Oh, I do, it's just only whenever the need arises.

gotta love being anti Semitic

oh wait im Semite wtf....

I haven't added friends in years. I keep my funnyjunk profile in... homeostasis. I preserve it.

Just kidding, I'm just a dick and love to deny people sometimes.

did you forget the 6 million?

No I did not forget the 666 Quadrillion! How dare you accuse me of such heresy!?

stupid antisemitism

JEWISH INTERNET DEFENSE FORCE on the road

I don't remember, but he got ****** hardcore by the community. Has syrianassassin posted anything since that one night?

nope
but i dont think hes dead or in risk of being dead since he said he lives in kuwait
but you never know

i live in jewait but im in syria cause doing my ****** passport

So what, are you my stalker or something? I'm cool with that.

Don't define what I am and am not doing.

I didn't, I asked if you weren't, would you be willing to pass them on, but it's cool

I was kidding man. Don't sweat it bro.

Don't tell me what to sweat!
Nah just kidding bro haha

Hey! What's up!?

Listening to some Queen and drinking some green/mint tea. c:
How about you?

Just chillin' watching some random anime.

Awesome! If you haven't seen it I would recommend Black Butler c;