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Date Signed Up:3/14/2011
Last Login:6/14/2014
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Content Thumbs: 10479 total,  11560 ,  1081
Comment Thumbs: 9502 total,  10853 ,  1351
Content Level Progress: 79% (79/100)
Level 204 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 205 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 63% (63/100)
Level 294 Comments: Post Master → Level 295 Comments: Post Master
Subscribers:36
Content Views:267888
Times Content Favorited:117 times
Total Comments Made:1514
FJ Points:3624
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#3358724 - You have a good memory 03/23/2013 on Play items 0
#45 - Comment deleted 03/22/2013 on My Art Progression -1
#3 - inia-headquarters-year--90-animals-handed-charitys-American-s…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2013 on Fucking PETA. 0
#8 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/21/2013) [-]
Yeah forgot that :D and didnt notice i werent logged in...
#3 - **** 03/21/2013 on MFW i realize +2
#2 - daddy  [+] (2 new replies) 03/21/2013 on MFW i realize +3
User avatar #15 - wickkles (03/21/2013) [-]
Hell bro! I see daddy has fucked us all.
User avatar #3 - commentking (03/21/2013) [-]
Shit
#38 - I actually like the guy Pic unrelated 03/16/2013 on Read description 0
#2 - This may have worked if you linked the actual petition. Dumbass.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2013 on CHANGE THE U.S. NATIONAL... -2
User avatar #3 - puppyfood (03/15/2013) [-]
You have to click the bold purple text. Dumb ass.
#1 - Comment deleted 03/13/2013 on The world +1
#163 - According to the pokedex, its OM-ah-nite. I guess the… 03/13/2013 on What a Rare Find +1
#159 - Pokemon is Omanyte. As is, you will address me as sir, for Im …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/13/2013 on What a Rare Find +1
User avatar #161 - limb (03/13/2013) [-]
Oh okay I don't say it that way.
User avatar #163 - commentking (03/13/2013) [-]
According to the pokedex, its OM-ah-nite.

I guess theres other ways to pronounce it
#4 - Comment deleted 03/09/2013 on Lucifer +1
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 03/09/2013 on Lucifer 0
#2 - kharjo Comment deleted by commentking
#4 - commentking Comment deleted by commentking
#22 - Im saying dude 03/09/2013 on Respect The Falcon 0
#5579 - That would be spectacular :)  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2013 on wickkles's profile 0
User avatar #5580 - wickkles (03/10/2013) [-]
I'm sorry bud, My buddy who had the imp deleted his account so I can't contact him. =[
#5577 - I used to, but then I gave them all away  [+] (3 new replies) 03/08/2013 on wickkles's profile 0
User avatar #5578 - wickkles (03/08/2013) [-]
Since you're royalty, could I give you a royal imp? It matches your name perfectly! =]
User avatar #5579 - commentking (03/09/2013) [-]
That would be spectacular :)
User avatar #5580 - wickkles (03/10/2013) [-]
I'm sorry bud, My buddy who had the imp deleted his account so I can't contact him. =[
#1 - **** off, thumbwhore. 03/06/2013 on cells's profile 0
#3190525 - Why is your text darker now?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2013 on Play items +1
User avatar #3190540 - wickkles (03/04/2013) [-]
On certain boards, if you get enough thumbs you get a random color for 3 days. =]
#3186844 - With great power, comes great responsibility.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/03/2013 on Play items +1
User avatar #3190462 - wickkles (03/04/2013) [-]
All day my friend.
User avatar #3190525 - commentking (03/04/2013) [-]
Why is your text darker now?
User avatar #3190540 - wickkles (03/04/2013) [-]
On certain boards, if you get enough thumbs you get a random color for 3 days. =]
#79 - I still had my eyebrows during chemo, you ignorant **** .  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2013 on Faith in humanity: restored 0
#130 - darkjack (02/24/2013) [-]
yet both me and my english teacher didn't. aren't you special you asshole
#198 - There was a whole post about it. 02/20/2013 on commentking's profile 0
#32 - 3 rows down, I, I dont know how else to convince you 02/19/2013 on Star Wars 0
#30 - It's in the third  [+] (2 new replies) 02/19/2013 on Star Wars 0
User avatar #31 - acidtrunks (02/19/2013) [-]
look closely at the picture, it is on the 4th week
User avatar #32 - commentking (02/19/2013) [-]
3 rows down, I, I dont know how else to convince you
#28 - George Lucas's birthday.....Did you read the facts?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/19/2013 on Star Wars 0
User avatar #29 - acidtrunks (02/19/2013) [-]
the 14th would be in the second or third week, not the 4th
User avatar #30 - commentking (02/19/2013) [-]
It's in the third
User avatar #31 - acidtrunks (02/19/2013) [-]
look closely at the picture, it is on the 4th week
User avatar #32 - commentking (02/19/2013) [-]
3 rows down, I, I dont know how else to convince you
#2 - Wait, yes I do. I'm retarded 02/18/2013 on Actor Trivia Part 2 +25
#1 - After thoroughly reading the first one 10 times over, I have f…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/18/2013 on Actor Trivia Part 2 +139
User avatar #117 - capslockftw (02/19/2013) [-]
What don't you understand? He stopped having lunch with his mother after his wife died.
#38 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/19/2013) [-]
He married Sarah Jessica Parker you 12 year-olds
#60 - redorbit (02/19/2013) [-]
easy, calm yo tits
User avatar #32 - dovahsix (02/19/2013) [-]
I know, are these fake or... I just don't know what to believe anymore.
#103 - mooghens (02/19/2013) [-]
But.... surely they must be true! If you can't trust the compilations of trivial facts on funnyjunk in this day and age, THEN WHO CAN YOU TRUST?!?
User avatar #2 - commentking (02/18/2013) [-]
Wait, yes I do.

I'm retarded
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User avatar #231 - commentking (07/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
stickied
My greentext is better than yours.
User avatar #246 - grimandevil (04/27/2014) [-]
R u gey?
User avatar #248 to #247 - grimandevil (04/27/2014) [-]
Oh,but u wan bi one?
#250 to #249 - grimandevil (04/27/2014) [-]
Le happyfaec.Le you le wants to le be my le frend?
Le happyfaec.Le you le wants to le be my le frend?
User avatar #251 to #250 - commentking (04/27/2014) [-]
Ya sure
User avatar #241 - wickkles (01/11/2014) [-]
You posting titties?
User avatar #242 to #241 - commentking (01/11/2014) [-]
Butts
User avatar #243 to #242 - wickkles (01/11/2014) [-]
Bad.
User avatar #239 - twi (09/17/2013) [-]
****** poops
User avatar #232 - commentking (07/16/2013) [-]
Phanact. Everyone making a big deal about me posting boobies and not getting in trouble. This is the life
User avatar #233 to #232 - phanact (07/16/2013) [-]
What
User avatar #234 to #233 - commentking (07/16/2013) [-]
Check my comment with over 200 thumbs.
User avatar #204 - girguy (07/10/2013) [-]
your text color gave me a boner
User avatar #230 to #204 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
Brother?
User avatar #204 - commentking (06/23/2013) [-]
Imagnet
#199 - seelcudoom has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #185 - wickkles (01/07/2013) [-]
I think my text is a bit brighter than your my good man.
User avatar #186 to #185 - commentking (01/07/2013) [-]
Well mine is a bit older, perhaps fading has occurred.
User avatar #187 to #186 - wickkles (01/07/2013) [-]
Awe **** . I see you git your cause of cancer. I think I saw that post a long while ago. You beat it dah?
User avatar #188 to #187 - commentking (01/07/2013) [-]
It is all gone my friend
User avatar #189 to #188 - wickkles (01/07/2013) [-]
Yey! How long you get to have your text?
User avatar #190 to #189 - commentking (01/07/2013) [-]
Forever lol
User avatar #191 to #190 - wickkles (01/07/2013) [-]
Me too! =0 **** yeah green buddies!
#180 - hillko has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #153 - phanact (11/08/2012) [-]
How'd you get your colored text?
User avatar #219 to #153 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
DJ 4DM1N gave it to me as a consolation prize for getting cancer. Cant believe I never saw this haha sorry!
User avatar #222 to #219 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
You did
We had a whole conversation
However, my comments have been wiped a few times, and restored.
So all replies don't get restored, however my comments did
User avatar #223 to #222 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
Oh man my bad
User avatar #224 to #223 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Its okay, like.. no one understands
It confuses everyone
User avatar #226 to #224 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I think I saw your post about it, account being hacked and all that
User avatar #227 to #226 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Yea
Plus a few permabans might have caused it too
User avatar #228 to #227 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
Oh my
#150 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/19/2012) [-]
>Comment king
>Not Rank #1 on comments

I don't even.
User avatar #205 to #150 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Commentking, I agree with this anon
#206 to #205 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
It's a very slow work in progress
User avatar #207 to #206 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Top commenters can't be slow
User avatar #208 to #207 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I feel like most commenters get their thumbs off spamming the pony board, or since thats gone the other boards. I've been trying to pick up the pace but ack I'm so busy D:
User avatar #209 to #208 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Well, think about it
I haven't hit up the front page in a long time, and I still have 30k thumbs in 90 days
So while they may get a lot, it isn't enough to be #1.
Miscarriage, as well as all of the other past #1 commenters have had to go to front page. Cleaveland steamer never even went to pony board and he was almost #1, so yea.
User avatar #211 to #209 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I just don't see how people have the time to do that, I only usually get a top comment if I find 10 hour old content and go from there, and that's a lot of searching.
User avatar #214 to #211 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Take apart an hr a day or two hrs a day
Find content that isn't going to expire soon on front page, and go from there.
More time left on content = more people checking out comments = more people potentially thumbing up a funny comment
User avatar #217 to #214 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I do have to start getting back up there, I think I got close to 160 on top commenters but then I got cancer and no time to go on FJ I get what youre saying though
User avatar #220 to #217 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Miscariagge does bring up a point, with the hours left on content not showing
But yea
its not too bad
What miscarraige does now is try to post on my content a lot, since I post a lot, and I get front page a lot
User avatar #221 to #220 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah you post good content man
User avatar #225 to #221 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Its all just generic reposts that were top content like last year lol
I don't care that I repost
I never cared about if a post was a repost or not, as long as I laughed
So I subscribe to that mentality

Maybe more and more of FJ will slowly subscribe to that mentality
User avatar #229 to #225 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I get that, people demand new content and others are content (no pun) with what they get.
User avatar #215 to #214 - miscarriage ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
******* **** , make addy fix the thumbnails
like
seriously

That's the only thing i need

also the thumb count

but that's there
User avatar #216 to #215 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
*******
PM him and ****
maybe more people mentioning it to him might help
fagot
User avatar #218 to #216 - miscarriage ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
gawsh
fine
User avatar #210 to #209 - miscarriage ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
boop

yeah

i worked for it
User avatar #212 to #210 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
fag
User avatar #213 to #212 - miscarriage ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
u
User avatar #147 - SonicTeam (07/30/2012) [-]
Banned, eh?
User avatar #148 to #147 - commentking (07/30/2012) [-]
Not as far as I know
User avatar #149 to #148 - SonicTeam (07/31/2012) [-]
Well you were for a couple of hours.
User avatar #145 - TardytheTurtle (04/02/2012) [-]
have you gotten the hat yet?
User avatar #144 - TardytheTurtle (03/22/2012) [-]
has the hat arrived yet
the postal service here is ****** up
#143 - vampthefurry (03/06/2012) [-]
Kick that cancer in it's microscopic ass!   
   
Funnyjunk has your back, and hoping you get better.
Kick that cancer in it's microscopic ass!

Funnyjunk has your back, and hoping you get better.
User avatar #141 - TardytheTurtle (03/06/2012) [-]
could you PM me your mailing address so i can send i chemo cap to you
#140 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/06/2012) [-]
Get better or I'll come over to your house and kick your cancer right in it's cancer head.

We all love you,

Funnyjunk
#139 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/06/2012) [-]
Get Better!!!!
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