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Level 204 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 205 Content: Comedic Genius
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Level 294 Comments: Post Master → Level 295 Comments: Post Master
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#6139 - Too many motorized patriots! I cant beat them!  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2013 on wickkles's profile 0
#6140 - wickkles (05/03/2013) [-]
Can too! I sold my box forever ago! I picked it up and beat it you can to bro! I believe in you!
User avatar #6141 - commentking (05/03/2013) [-]
I must rest then. Tomorrow I beat it.
User avatar #6142 - wickkles (05/03/2013) [-]
Hokey boss! Peace.
#6137 - Just tried it on easy and failed again...how is it even possible?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/03/2013 on wickkles's profile 0
User avatar #6138 - wickkles (05/03/2013) [-]
Just make sure you kill everything!
User avatar #6139 - commentking (05/03/2013) [-]
Too many motorized patriots! I cant beat them!
#6140 - wickkles (05/03/2013) [-]
Can too! I sold my box forever ago! I picked it up and beat it you can to bro! I believe in you!
User avatar #6141 - commentking (05/03/2013) [-]
I must rest then. Tomorrow I beat it.
User avatar #6142 - wickkles (05/03/2013) [-]
Hokey boss! Peace.
#6135 - Oh lordy I wanna finish it! Dont tell me the ending !  [+] (7 new replies) 05/03/2013 on wickkles's profile 0
User avatar #6136 - wickkles (05/03/2013) [-]
I will tell you nothing! But so closeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Beat it now.
User avatar #6137 - commentking (05/03/2013) [-]
Just tried it on easy and failed again...how is it even possible?
User avatar #6138 - wickkles (05/03/2013) [-]
Just make sure you kill everything!
User avatar #6139 - commentking (05/03/2013) [-]
Too many motorized patriots! I cant beat them!
#6140 - wickkles (05/03/2013) [-]
Can too! I sold my box forever ago! I picked it up and beat it you can to bro! I believe in you!
User avatar #6141 - commentking (05/03/2013) [-]
I must rest then. Tomorrow I beat it.
User avatar #6142 - wickkles (05/03/2013) [-]
Hokey boss! Peace.
#6133 - IM TRYING! Im playing it on hard and I cant get past the part …  [+] (9 new replies) 05/03/2013 on wickkles's profile 0
User avatar #6134 - wickkles (05/03/2013) [-]
Nohhhhh! Always beat it on easy first! Then go back and do the achievements and such. You got this bro. That is so close to the ending you don't even know!
User avatar #6135 - commentking (05/03/2013) [-]
Oh lordy I wanna finish it! Dont tell me the ending !
User avatar #6136 - wickkles (05/03/2013) [-]
I will tell you nothing! But so closeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Beat it now.
User avatar #6137 - commentking (05/03/2013) [-]
Just tried it on easy and failed again...how is it even possible?
User avatar #6138 - wickkles (05/03/2013) [-]
Just make sure you kill everything!
User avatar #6139 - commentking (05/03/2013) [-]
Too many motorized patriots! I cant beat them!
#6140 - wickkles (05/03/2013) [-]
Can too! I sold my box forever ago! I picked it up and beat it you can to bro! I believe in you!
User avatar #6141 - commentking (05/03/2013) [-]
I must rest then. Tomorrow I beat it.
User avatar #6142 - wickkles (05/03/2013) [-]
Hokey boss! Peace.
#6131 - I just..Im hiding a secret. I haven't finished Bioshock Infinite yet.  [+] (11 new replies) 05/03/2013 on wickkles's profile 0
User avatar #6132 - wickkles (05/03/2013) [-]
FUCKING FINISH IT! I STAYED AT MY FRIENDS HOUSE AND PLAY IT 7 HOURS STRAIGHT! It's nice but I think the first one was best. =]
User avatar #6133 - commentking (05/03/2013) [-]
IM TRYING! Im playing it on hard and I cant get past the part where you order songbird to destroy the ships, and Im too proud to turn the difficulty down :(
User avatar #6134 - wickkles (05/03/2013) [-]
Nohhhhh! Always beat it on easy first! Then go back and do the achievements and such. You got this bro. That is so close to the ending you don't even know!
User avatar #6135 - commentking (05/03/2013) [-]
Oh lordy I wanna finish it! Dont tell me the ending !
User avatar #6136 - wickkles (05/03/2013) [-]
I will tell you nothing! But so closeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Beat it now.
User avatar #6137 - commentking (05/03/2013) [-]
Just tried it on easy and failed again...how is it even possible?
User avatar #6138 - wickkles (05/03/2013) [-]
Just make sure you kill everything!
User avatar #6139 - commentking (05/03/2013) [-]
Too many motorized patriots! I cant beat them!
#6140 - wickkles (05/03/2013) [-]
Can too! I sold my box forever ago! I picked it up and beat it you can to bro! I believe in you!
User avatar #6141 - commentking (05/03/2013) [-]
I must rest then. Tomorrow I beat it.
User avatar #6142 - wickkles (05/03/2013) [-]
Hokey boss! Peace.
#6129 - With benefits...  [+] (13 new replies) 05/03/2013 on wickkles's profile 0
#6130 - wickkles (05/03/2013) [-]
You know where this is going. >=]
#6131 - commentking (05/03/2013) [-]
I just..Im hiding a secret. I haven't finished Bioshock Infinite yet.
User avatar #6132 - wickkles (05/03/2013) [-]
FUCKING FINISH IT! I STAYED AT MY FRIENDS HOUSE AND PLAY IT 7 HOURS STRAIGHT! It's nice but I think the first one was best. =]
User avatar #6133 - commentking (05/03/2013) [-]
IM TRYING! Im playing it on hard and I cant get past the part where you order songbird to destroy the ships, and Im too proud to turn the difficulty down :(
User avatar #6134 - wickkles (05/03/2013) [-]
Nohhhhh! Always beat it on easy first! Then go back and do the achievements and such. You got this bro. That is so close to the ending you don't even know!
User avatar #6135 - commentking (05/03/2013) [-]
Oh lordy I wanna finish it! Dont tell me the ending !
User avatar #6136 - wickkles (05/03/2013) [-]
I will tell you nothing! But so closeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Beat it now.
User avatar #6137 - commentking (05/03/2013) [-]
Just tried it on easy and failed again...how is it even possible?
User avatar #6138 - wickkles (05/03/2013) [-]
Just make sure you kill everything!
User avatar #6139 - commentking (05/03/2013) [-]
Too many motorized patriots! I cant beat them!
#6140 - wickkles (05/03/2013) [-]
Can too! I sold my box forever ago! I picked it up and beat it you can to bro! I believe in you!
User avatar #6141 - commentking (05/03/2013) [-]
I must rest then. Tomorrow I beat it.
User avatar #6142 - wickkles (05/03/2013) [-]
Hokey boss! Peace.
#6125 - Just now realizing you made your account a day before mine  [+] (17 new replies) 05/03/2013 on wickkles's profile 0
#6126 - wickkles (05/03/2013) [-]
HA I WIN!
#6127 - commentking (05/03/2013) [-]
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#6128 - wickkles (05/03/2013) [-]
I think we were destined to be friends.
#6129 - commentking (05/03/2013) [-]
With benefits...
#6130 - wickkles (05/03/2013) [-]
You know where this is going. >=]
#6131 - commentking (05/03/2013) [-]
I just..Im hiding a secret. I haven't finished Bioshock Infinite yet.
User avatar #6132 - wickkles (05/03/2013) [-]
FUCKING FINISH IT! I STAYED AT MY FRIENDS HOUSE AND PLAY IT 7 HOURS STRAIGHT! It's nice but I think the first one was best. =]
User avatar #6133 - commentking (05/03/2013) [-]
IM TRYING! Im playing it on hard and I cant get past the part where you order songbird to destroy the ships, and Im too proud to turn the difficulty down :(
User avatar #6134 - wickkles (05/03/2013) [-]
Nohhhhh! Always beat it on easy first! Then go back and do the achievements and such. You got this bro. That is so close to the ending you don't even know!
User avatar #6135 - commentking (05/03/2013) [-]
Oh lordy I wanna finish it! Dont tell me the ending !
User avatar #6136 - wickkles (05/03/2013) [-]
I will tell you nothing! But so closeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Beat it now.
User avatar #6137 - commentking (05/03/2013) [-]
Just tried it on easy and failed again...how is it even possible?
User avatar #6138 - wickkles (05/03/2013) [-]
Just make sure you kill everything!
User avatar #6139 - commentking (05/03/2013) [-]
Too many motorized patriots! I cant beat them!
#6140 - wickkles (05/03/2013) [-]
Can too! I sold my box forever ago! I picked it up and beat it you can to bro! I believe in you!
User avatar #6141 - commentking (05/03/2013) [-]
I must rest then. Tomorrow I beat it.
User avatar #6142 - wickkles (05/03/2013) [-]
Hokey boss! Peace.
#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2013 on Everybodysenemy Uprising +1
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#34 - That more than answered my question, thanks man :)  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2013 on Title +10
#84 - hillbillypowpow (05/02/2013) [-]
Additionally, there have been several episodes centered around giant versions of pokemon. Off the top of my head I can only think of Dragonite, Magickarp, and an Alakazam and a Gengar (but that last one was some sort of weird ancient shit).
#90 - sadweyo has deleted their comment.
#32 - Never understood this gif, the pokedex says Tentacruel is only…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/02/2013 on Title +12
User avatar #33 - farblaze (05/02/2013) [-]
According to bulbapedia, team rocket made some stun sauce that they accidentally threw at a tentacool and caused it to evolve, but over 100 times normal size.
User avatar #34 - commentking (05/02/2013) [-]
That more than answered my question, thanks man :)
#84 - hillbillypowpow (05/02/2013) [-]
Additionally, there have been several episodes centered around giant versions of pokemon. Off the top of my head I can only think of Dragonite, Magickarp, and an Alakazam and a Gengar (but that last one was some sort of weird ancient shit).
#90 - sadweyo has deleted their comment.
#67 - Enlarge 04/28/2013 on Brutal chicken cooking +1
#243 - It's too bad this story had been proven fake, Im gonna ct like…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2013 on Oh shit +2
User avatar #368 - happygrowman (04/27/2013) [-]
the attention whore is right, you know...
#67 - All good friend 04/24/2013 on I don't always... +1
#64 - Yes they do. This is counter strike source, not your 12 year o…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/24/2013 on I don't always... +3
User avatar #79 - thefuzzywalrus (04/24/2013) [-]
lol
User avatar #66 - soopergrover (04/24/2013) [-]
Ahh, my misunderstanding.
User avatar #67 - commentking (04/24/2013) [-]
All good friend
#66 - Picture 04/13/2013 on Scribblenauts 0
#724 - Sex? 04/09/2013 on Why is it impossible to... +4
#20 - Oh god A Css channel? Im in heaven!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2013 on Irrelevant Title +5
#48 - sdkogjhpofsdjghakj (04/09/2013) [-]
no, not CSS you filthy casual, all counter strike.
#21 - Prefer my pimpboy 3000 :) 04/09/2013 on Fallout 0
#90 - Not fake at all 04/07/2013 on Yahoo Answers +3
#462 - **commentking rolled a random image posted in comment #356 … 04/03/2013 on Naughty.. 0
#332 - I love you 03/30/2013 on 2 kind 0
#62 - I didn't ever notice 03/27/2013 on Just stop it japan 0
#270 - I do 03/26/2013 on North Korea Summer Camp 0
#5 - Wrong post 03/23/2013 on First Impressions 0
#65 - Im in the medical field and PPE means personal protection equi…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2013 on Derpys Marine Corps... 0
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User avatar #231 - commentking (07/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
stickied
My greentext is better than yours.
User avatar #246 - grimandevil (04/27/2014) [-]
R u gey?
User avatar #248 to #247 - grimandevil (04/27/2014) [-]
Oh,but u wan bi one?
#250 to #249 - grimandevil (04/27/2014) [-]
Le happyfaec.Le you le wants to le be my le frend?
Le happyfaec.Le you le wants to le be my le frend?
User avatar #251 to #250 - commentking (04/27/2014) [-]
Ya sure
User avatar #241 - wickkles ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
You posting titties?
User avatar #242 to #241 - commentking (01/11/2014) [-]
Butts
User avatar #243 to #242 - wickkles ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Bad.
#245 to #244 - wickkles ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #239 - twi (09/17/2013) [-]
nigger poops
User avatar #232 - commentking (07/16/2013) [-]
Phanact. Everyone making a big deal about me posting boobies and not getting in trouble. This is the life
User avatar #233 to #232 - phanact (07/16/2013) [-]
What
User avatar #234 to #233 - commentking (07/16/2013) [-]
Check my comment with over 200 thumbs.
User avatar #204 - girguy (07/10/2013) [-]
your text color gave me a boner
User avatar #230 to #204 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
Brother?
User avatar #204 - commentking (06/23/2013) [-]
Imagnet
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User avatar #185 - wickkles ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
I think my text is a bit brighter than your my good man.
User avatar #186 to #185 - commentking (01/07/2013) [-]
Well mine is a bit older, perhaps fading has occurred.
User avatar #187 to #186 - wickkles ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
Awe shit. I see you git your cause of cancer. I think I saw that post a long while ago. You beat it dah?
User avatar #188 to #187 - commentking (01/07/2013) [-]
It is all gone my friend
User avatar #189 to #188 - wickkles ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
Yey! How long you get to have your text?
User avatar #190 to #189 - commentking (01/07/2013) [-]
Forever lol
User avatar #191 to #190 - wickkles ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
Me too! =0 Fuck yeah green buddies!
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User avatar #153 - phanact (11/08/2012) [-]
How'd you get your colored text?
User avatar #219 to #153 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
DJ 4DM1N gave it to me as a consolation prize for getting cancer. Cant believe I never saw this haha sorry!
User avatar #222 to #219 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
You did
We had a whole conversation
However, my comments have been wiped a few times, and restored.
So all replies don't get restored, however my comments did
User avatar #223 to #222 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
Oh man my bad
User avatar #224 to #223 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Its okay, like.. no one understands
It confuses everyone
User avatar #226 to #224 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I think I saw your post about it, account being hacked and all that
User avatar #227 to #226 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Yea
Plus a few permabans might have caused it too
User avatar #228 to #227 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
Oh my
#150 - anonymous (09/19/2012) [-]
>Comment king
>Not Rank #1 on comments

I don't even.
User avatar #205 to #150 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Commentking, I agree with this anon
#206 to #205 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
It's a very slow work in progress
User avatar #207 to #206 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Top commenters can't be slow
User avatar #208 to #207 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I feel like most commenters get their thumbs off spamming the pony board, or since thats gone the other boards. I've been trying to pick up the pace but ack I'm so busy D:
User avatar #209 to #208 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Well, think about it
I haven't hit up the front page in a long time, and I still have 30k thumbs in 90 days
So while they may get a lot, it isn't enough to be #1.
Miscarriage, as well as all of the other past #1 commenters have had to go to front page. Cleaveland steamer never even went to pony board and he was almost #1, so yea.
User avatar #211 to #209 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I just don't see how people have the time to do that, I only usually get a top comment if I find 10 hour old content and go from there, and that's a lot of searching.
User avatar #214 to #211 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Take apart an hr a day or two hrs a day
Find content that isn't going to expire soon on front page, and go from there.
More time left on content = more people checking out comments = more people potentially thumbing up a funny comment
User avatar #217 to #214 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I do have to start getting back up there, I think I got close to 160 on top commenters but then I got cancer and no time to go on FJ I get what youre saying though
User avatar #220 to #217 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Miscariagge does bring up a point, with the hours left on content not showing
But yea
its not too bad
What miscarraige does now is try to post on my content a lot, since I post a lot, and I get front page a lot
User avatar #221 to #220 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah you post good content man
User avatar #225 to #221 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Its all just generic reposts that were top content like last year lol
I don't care that I repost
I never cared about if a post was a repost or not, as long as I laughed
So I subscribe to that mentality

Maybe more and more of FJ will slowly subscribe to that mentality
User avatar #229 to #225 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I get that, people demand new content and others are content (no pun) with what they get.
User avatar #215 to #214 - miscarriage (07/13/2013) [-]
fucking shit, make addy fix the thumbnails
like
seriously

That's the only thing i need

also the thumb count

but that's there
User avatar #216 to #215 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
fucking
PM him and shit
maybe more people mentioning it to him might help
fagot
User avatar #218 to #216 - miscarriage (07/13/2013) [-]
gawsh
fine
User avatar #210 to #209 - miscarriage (07/13/2013) [-]
boop

yeah

i worked for it
User avatar #212 to #210 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
fag
User avatar #147 - SonicTeam (07/30/2012) [-]
Banned, eh?
User avatar #148 to #147 - commentking (07/30/2012) [-]
Not as far as I know
User avatar #149 to #148 - SonicTeam (07/31/2012) [-]
Well you were for a couple of hours.
User avatar #145 - TardytheTurtle (04/02/2012) [-]
have you gotten the hat yet?
User avatar #144 - TardytheTurtle (03/22/2012) [-]
has the hat arrived yet
the postal service here is fucked up
#143 - vampthefurry (03/06/2012) [-]
Kick that cancer in it's microscopic ass!   
   
Funnyjunk has your back, and hoping you get better.
Kick that cancer in it's microscopic ass!

Funnyjunk has your back, and hoping you get better.
User avatar #141 - TardytheTurtle (03/06/2012) [-]
could you PM me your mailing address so i can send i chemo cap to you
#140 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Get better or I'll come over to your house and kick your cancer right in it's cancer head.

We all love you,

Funnyjunk
#139 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Get Better!!!!
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