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Date Signed Up:3/14/2011
Last Login:6/14/2014
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Content Thumbs: 10480 total,  11561 ,  1081
Comment Thumbs: 9503 total,  10854 ,  1351
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Level 204 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 205 Content: Comedic Genius
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#30 - Are you really? I had cancer last year bro what kind do you have?  [+] (7 new replies) 06/05/2013 on Hope In Humanity... +2
#32 - bulkheadshot (06/06/2013) [-]
Well, it started out with a Craniopharyngiomas tumor. Then it turned into a form of cranial cancer. What did you have? Better now?
User avatar #41 - commentking (06/06/2013) [-]
Ooh I had stage II hodgekins lymphoma. Im in remission for about a year this month and it feels so good, best of luck to you friend, cancer can and will be beat.
#42 - bulkheadshot (06/06/2013) [-]
Well thanks Bud! But i was only given about another month to live... Im terribly sorry to hear about that. Best of luck to you too Good Sir!
User avatar #47 - commentking (06/06/2013) [-]
You were given a month to live....im shedding tears right now. Did you get a second opinion and alternate medicine? Please dude dont let them let you slip away.
#50 - bulkheadshot (06/06/2013) [-]
They had me doing chemo and that for like, i don't know, 3 months? And it didn't help anything. I've done surgery multiple times and that didn't help either. So, its best to just leave it all alone.
User avatar #51 - commentking (06/06/2013) [-]
I'm sorry bud.
#52 - bulkheadshot (06/06/2013) [-]
There is no reason to be upset Buddie! I still have funnyjunk and all of you lovely bastards!
#29 - Granted it's a good idea, Id like to give my input. The descri…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/05/2013 on Hope In Humanity... +2
#39 - milkwasabadchoice (06/06/2013) [-]
please pm me and tell me how get text of color
User avatar #46 - sebthebrony (06/06/2013) [-]
you have to offer your butthole to DJ 4DM1N
#36 - anonymous (06/06/2013) [-]
These are children.
#31 - Of course he's retarded he stole it word for word from Cha-Cha 06/05/2013 on title +1
#28 - Look up Jessica Nigri. Perfect for the role IMO  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2013 on omg guise +2
User avatar #50 - dvdfaust (06/02/2013) [-]
Maybe in looks..
#186 - **commentking rolls 9,970** 06/01/2013 on Odish master race -1
#56 - Forgot J edgar Hoover 05/26/2013 on DiCaprio +1
#1 - You are not alone. I just skip every Gif I come across because…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2013 on FJ problems +4
#10 - RovioFin (05/27/2013) [-]
Right click and open picture in a new tab. That's how I get them to work.
#162 - Of course the man beat the croc in a fist fight, they don't ha… 05/26/2013 on good to know -1
#6 - Think he meant her saying "to" instead of "too". 05/24/2013 on oooh youu +7
#2 - Dear god he's right 05/21/2013 on Michael Hitler 0
#82 - As a fellow CNA I agree fully with you. The nursing homes I us… 05/19/2013 on Do the elderly really... +5
#49 - I don't know he has it pretty good with Gangnam style. 05/17/2013 on How DJ 4DM1N feels. +2
#6172 - I was freaking out, so many hidden meanings in that game too, …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2013 on wickkles's profile 0
User avatar #6173 - wickkles (05/13/2013) [-]
It's a giant mind fuck all dehy bro. Then it gets all sciency and fucking woah. o.0
#6170 - The first one is in the 3rd ;)  [+] (3 new replies) 05/13/2013 on wickkles's profile 0
User avatar #6171 - wickkles (05/13/2013) [-]
I fucking know! So awesome. I was freaking out when I saw that.
User avatar #6172 - commentking (05/13/2013) [-]
I was freaking out, so many hidden meanings in that game too, it really isnt for a casual gamer, you need to look at the insights and figure it all out. Like that the twins flipped the coin 100 times because you went to Columbia 100 times. Oh god its sooo fucking amazing
User avatar #6173 - wickkles (05/13/2013) [-]
It's a giant mind fuck all dehy bro. Then it gets all sciency and fucking woah. o.0
#6168 - This one. The storyline so in depth, the gameplay so beautiful…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/13/2013 on wickkles's profile 0
User avatar #6169 - wickkles (05/13/2013) [-]
Lewls, pray for a 4th one my man. I enjoyed it but I like the first the best. =]
User avatar #6170 - commentking (05/13/2013) [-]
The first one is in the 3rd ;)
User avatar #6171 - wickkles (05/13/2013) [-]
I fucking know! So awesome. I was freaking out when I saw that.
User avatar #6172 - commentking (05/13/2013) [-]
I was freaking out, so many hidden meanings in that game too, it really isnt for a casual gamer, you need to look at the insights and figure it all out. Like that the twins flipped the coin 100 times because you went to Columbia 100 times. Oh god its sooo fucking amazing
User avatar #6173 - wickkles (05/13/2013) [-]
It's a giant mind fuck all dehy bro. Then it gets all sciency and fucking woah. o.0
#6166 - Yes! I had to read a 2 hour article explaining it hahaha  [+] (7 new replies) 05/13/2013 on wickkles's profile 0
User avatar #6167 - wickkles (05/13/2013) [-]
I'm so glad you beat it bro. Which is best?
User avatar #6168 - commentking (05/13/2013) [-]
This one. The storyline so in depth, the gameplay so beautiful, the characters so immersed, oh dear lord I wanna play more!
User avatar #6169 - wickkles (05/13/2013) [-]
Lewls, pray for a 4th one my man. I enjoyed it but I like the first the best. =]
User avatar #6170 - commentking (05/13/2013) [-]
The first one is in the 3rd ;)
User avatar #6171 - wickkles (05/13/2013) [-]
I fucking know! So awesome. I was freaking out when I saw that.
User avatar #6172 - commentking (05/13/2013) [-]
I was freaking out, so many hidden meanings in that game too, it really isnt for a casual gamer, you need to look at the insights and figure it all out. Like that the twins flipped the coin 100 times because you went to Columbia 100 times. Oh god its sooo fucking amazing
User avatar #6173 - wickkles (05/13/2013) [-]
It's a giant mind fuck all dehy bro. Then it gets all sciency and fucking woah. o.0
#6164 - Depressing...  [+] (9 new replies) 05/13/2013 on wickkles's profile 0
User avatar #6165 - wickkles (05/13/2013) [-]
I know, but it was still nice and a bit confusing!
User avatar #6166 - commentking (05/13/2013) [-]
Yes! I had to read a 2 hour article explaining it hahaha
User avatar #6167 - wickkles (05/13/2013) [-]
I'm so glad you beat it bro. Which is best?
User avatar #6168 - commentking (05/13/2013) [-]
This one. The storyline so in depth, the gameplay so beautiful, the characters so immersed, oh dear lord I wanna play more!
User avatar #6169 - wickkles (05/13/2013) [-]
Lewls, pray for a 4th one my man. I enjoyed it but I like the first the best. =]
User avatar #6170 - commentking (05/13/2013) [-]
The first one is in the 3rd ;)
User avatar #6171 - wickkles (05/13/2013) [-]
I fucking know! So awesome. I was freaking out when I saw that.
User avatar #6172 - commentking (05/13/2013) [-]
I was freaking out, so many hidden meanings in that game too, it really isnt for a casual gamer, you need to look at the insights and figure it all out. Like that the twins flipped the coin 100 times because you went to Columbia 100 times. Oh god its sooo fucking amazing
User avatar #6173 - wickkles (05/13/2013) [-]
It's a giant mind fuck all dehy bro. Then it gets all sciency and fucking woah. o.0
#6161 - I did it!  [+] (11 new replies) 05/12/2013 on wickkles's profile 0
User avatar #6163 - wickkles (05/13/2013) [-]
HOW WAS IT!?!? =D
#6164 - commentking (05/13/2013) [-]
Depressing...
User avatar #6165 - wickkles (05/13/2013) [-]
I know, but it was still nice and a bit confusing!
User avatar #6166 - commentking (05/13/2013) [-]
Yes! I had to read a 2 hour article explaining it hahaha
User avatar #6167 - wickkles (05/13/2013) [-]
I'm so glad you beat it bro. Which is best?
User avatar #6168 - commentking (05/13/2013) [-]
This one. The storyline so in depth, the gameplay so beautiful, the characters so immersed, oh dear lord I wanna play more!
User avatar #6169 - wickkles (05/13/2013) [-]
Lewls, pray for a 4th one my man. I enjoyed it but I like the first the best. =]
User avatar #6170 - commentking (05/13/2013) [-]
The first one is in the 3rd ;)
User avatar #6171 - wickkles (05/13/2013) [-]
I fucking know! So awesome. I was freaking out when I saw that.
User avatar #6172 - commentking (05/13/2013) [-]
I was freaking out, so many hidden meanings in that game too, it really isnt for a casual gamer, you need to look at the insights and figure it all out. Like that the twins flipped the coin 100 times because you went to Columbia 100 times. Oh god its sooo fucking amazing
User avatar #6173 - wickkles (05/13/2013) [-]
It's a giant mind fuck all dehy bro. Then it gets all sciency and fucking woah. o.0
#455 - >Browsing Funnyjunk >See unfortunate souls can not g… 05/11/2013 on Thumb Warning +2
#1 - Even the text extractor didn't know what you meant.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2013 on Heat +1
User avatar #2 - kevinspacey (05/05/2013) [-]
your green text is sexy
#21 - Yes I'm racist because I think one woman who happens to be bla…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2013 on Fanning Yourself +3
User avatar #32 - ipaintmyfloor (05/05/2013) [-]
In my opinion she is pretty attractive. If you look her up she is skinny now.
#9 - Gross dude that's Raven Symone....  [+] (3 new replies) 05/05/2013 on Fanning Yourself +1
#18 - dyalibya has deleted their comment.
#12 - anonymous (05/05/2013) [-]
Dosn't matter, still fapped.
#10 - skeetonamber (05/05/2013) [-]
in that case i want the original too..
#51 - Oh god another poor soul experiencing the life of a CNA. We st… 05/04/2013 on True gamers. +2
#31 - >Ofw we can greentext >Truestory.jpg 05/03/2013 on When I see people with... +1
#6141 - I must rest then. Tomorrow I beat it.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2013 on wickkles's profile 0
User avatar #6142 - wickkles (05/03/2013) [-]
Hokey boss! Peace.
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User avatar #231 - commentking (07/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
stickied
My greentext is better than yours.
User avatar #246 - grimandevil (04/27/2014) [-]
R u gey?
User avatar #248 to #247 - grimandevil (04/27/2014) [-]
Oh,but u wan bi one?
#250 to #249 - grimandevil (04/27/2014) [-]
Le happyfaec.Le you le wants to le be my le frend?
Le happyfaec.Le you le wants to le be my le frend?
User avatar #251 to #250 - commentking (04/27/2014) [-]
Ya sure
User avatar #241 - wickkles (01/11/2014) [-]
You posting titties?
User avatar #242 to #241 - commentking (01/11/2014) [-]
Butts
User avatar #243 to #242 - wickkles (01/11/2014) [-]
Bad.
User avatar #239 - twi (09/17/2013) [-]
****** poops
User avatar #232 - commentking (07/16/2013) [-]
Phanact. Everyone making a big deal about me posting boobies and not getting in trouble. This is the life
User avatar #234 to #233 - commentking (07/16/2013) [-]
Check my comment with over 200 thumbs.
User avatar #204 - girguy (07/10/2013) [-]
your text color gave me a boner
User avatar #230 to #204 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
Brother?
User avatar #204 - commentking (06/23/2013) [-]
Imagnet
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User avatar #185 - wickkles (01/07/2013) [-]
I think my text is a bit brighter than your my good man.
User avatar #186 to #185 - commentking (01/07/2013) [-]
Well mine is a bit older, perhaps fading has occurred.
User avatar #187 to #186 - wickkles (01/07/2013) [-]
Awe **** . I see you git your cause of cancer. I think I saw that post a long while ago. You beat it dah?
User avatar #188 to #187 - commentking (01/07/2013) [-]
It is all gone my friend
User avatar #189 to #188 - wickkles (01/07/2013) [-]
Yey! How long you get to have your text?
User avatar #190 to #189 - commentking (01/07/2013) [-]
Forever lol
User avatar #191 to #190 - wickkles (01/07/2013) [-]
Me too! =0 **** yeah green buddies!
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User avatar #153 - phanact, master of orange objects (11/08/2012) [-]
How'd you get your colored text?
User avatar #219 to #153 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
DJ 4DM1N gave it to me as a consolation prize for getting cancer. Cant believe I never saw this haha sorry!
User avatar #222 to #219 - phanact, master of orange objects (07/13/2013) [-]
You did
We had a whole conversation
However, my comments have been wiped a few times, and restored.
So all replies don't get restored, however my comments did
User avatar #223 to #222 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
Oh man my bad
User avatar #224 to #223 - phanact, master of orange objects (07/13/2013) [-]
Its okay, like.. no one understands
It confuses everyone
User avatar #226 to #224 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I think I saw your post about it, account being hacked and all that
User avatar #227 to #226 - phanact, master of orange objects (07/13/2013) [-]
Yea
Plus a few permabans might have caused it too
User avatar #228 to #227 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
Oh my
#150 - anonymous (09/19/2012) [-]
>Comment king
>Not Rank #1 on comments

I don't even.
User avatar #205 to #150 - phanact, master of orange objects (07/13/2013) [-]
Commentking, I agree with this anon
#206 to #205 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
It's a very slow work in progress
User avatar #207 to #206 - phanact, master of orange objects (07/13/2013) [-]
Top commenters can't be slow
User avatar #208 to #207 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I feel like most commenters get their thumbs off spamming the pony board, or since thats gone the other boards. I've been trying to pick up the pace but ack I'm so busy D:
User avatar #209 to #208 - phanact, master of orange objects (07/13/2013) [-]
Well, think about it
I haven't hit up the front page in a long time, and I still have 30k thumbs in 90 days
So while they may get a lot, it isn't enough to be #1.
Miscarriage, as well as all of the other past #1 commenters have had to go to front page. Cleaveland steamer never even went to pony board and he was almost #1, so yea.
User avatar #211 to #209 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I just don't see how people have the time to do that, I only usually get a top comment if I find 10 hour old content and go from there, and that's a lot of searching.
User avatar #214 to #211 - phanact, master of orange objects (07/13/2013) [-]
Take apart an hr a day or two hrs a day
Find content that isn't going to expire soon on front page, and go from there.
More time left on content = more people checking out comments = more people potentially thumbing up a funny comment
User avatar #217 to #214 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I do have to start getting back up there, I think I got close to 160 on top commenters but then I got cancer and no time to go on FJ I get what youre saying though
User avatar #220 to #217 - phanact, master of orange objects (07/13/2013) [-]
Miscariagge does bring up a point, with the hours left on content not showing
But yea
its not too bad
What miscarraige does now is try to post on my content a lot, since I post a lot, and I get front page a lot
User avatar #221 to #220 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah you post good content man
User avatar #225 to #221 - phanact, master of orange objects (07/13/2013) [-]
Its all just generic reposts that were top content like last year lol
I don't care that I repost
I never cared about if a post was a repost or not, as long as I laughed
So I subscribe to that mentality

Maybe more and more of FJ will slowly subscribe to that mentality
User avatar #229 to #225 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I get that, people demand new content and others are content (no pun) with what they get.
User avatar #215 to #214 - miscarriage (07/13/2013) [-]
******* **** , make addy fix the thumbnails
like
seriously

That's the only thing i need

also the thumb count

but that's there
User avatar #216 to #215 - phanact, master of orange objects (07/13/2013) [-]
*******
PM him and ****
maybe more people mentioning it to him might help
fagot
User avatar #218 to #216 - miscarriage (07/13/2013) [-]
gawsh
fine
User avatar #210 to #209 - miscarriage (07/13/2013) [-]
boop

yeah

i worked for it
User avatar #147 - SonicTeam (07/30/2012) [-]
Banned, eh?
User avatar #148 to #147 - commentking (07/30/2012) [-]
Not as far as I know
User avatar #149 to #148 - SonicTeam (07/31/2012) [-]
Well you were for a couple of hours.
User avatar #145 - TardytheTurtle (04/02/2012) [-]
have you gotten the hat yet?
User avatar #144 - TardytheTurtle (03/22/2012) [-]
has the hat arrived yet
the postal service here is ****** up
#143 - vampthefurry (03/06/2012) [-]
Kick that cancer in it's microscopic ass!   
   
Funnyjunk has your back, and hoping you get better.
Kick that cancer in it's microscopic ass!

Funnyjunk has your back, and hoping you get better.
User avatar #141 - TardytheTurtle (03/06/2012) [-]
could you PM me your mailing address so i can send i chemo cap to you
#140 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Get better or I'll come over to your house and kick your cancer right in it's cancer head.

We all love you,

Funnyjunk
#139 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Get Better!!!!
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