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Date Signed Up:3/14/2011
Last Login:6/14/2014
Location:Over here
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 10479 total,  11560 ,  1081
Comment Thumbs: 9500 total,  10851 ,  1351
Content Level Progress: 79% (79/100)
Level 204 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 205 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 62% (62/100)
Level 294 Comments: Post Master → Level 295 Comments: Post Master
Subscribers:36
Content Views:267391
Times Content Favorited:117 times
Total Comments Made:1515
FJ Points:3623
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#19 - Comment deleted  [+] (7 new replies) 07/02/2013 on it was a tuesday +89
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#32 - On my way 06/30/2013 on My First Slave +2
#118 - Very true haha 06/29/2013 on Casual Games vs. Hardcore... 0
#113 - You posted a picture of New Vegas. Why not DC?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2013 on Casual Games vs. Hardcore... 0
User avatar #114 - tomtomvdp (06/29/2013) [-]
I formatted my hard drive , and as the goof that i am . I forgot to back up my immense reaction folder. Besides , everything that i just said can also be done on New Vegas. so we all win.
User avatar #118 - commentking (06/29/2013) [-]
Very true haha
#16 - I created this one and Plainclothesman. Never won any lol 06/29/2013 on plainclothesman's profile 0
#14 - lsajndaljsndfa  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2013 on plainclothesman's profile 0
User avatar #15 - puppyfood (06/28/2013) [-]
I know this might sound stupid, but I was wondering, didn't you win this account from a roll?
User avatar #16 - commentking (06/29/2013) [-]
I created this one and Plainclothesman. Never won any lol
#5 - This comic 06/28/2013 on Why? +19
#49 - Picture 06/27/2013 on TREE 0
#1 - There's some fucked up shit in this world.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2013 on OH NICK TOONS 0
#34 - justleavefagmin (06/26/2013) [-]
But Oatmeal Raisin cookies are the best.
#234 - The Elegant Protein Bars 06/25/2013 on Your Band +1
#14 - How did this go right over my head before... 06/25/2013 on Intredasting +2
#86 - Looks like the snail is sitting on Patricks head in the first frame. 06/24/2013 on Dynamo 0
#204 - Imagnet 06/23/2013 on commentking's profile 0
#3166 - I love you  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2013 on panaotizz's profile 0
User avatar #3167 - panaotizz (08/15/2013) [-]
luvu2
#2 - I'm a white guy who likes his rap music. But you bet your ass … 06/19/2013 on White people +2
#146 - I dont know... 06/18/2013 on Draw DJ 4DM1N's face! +25
#27 - You're comment made me laugh harder than i ever have on this w…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2013 on Probably a repost +12
#32 - anonymous (06/17/2013) [-]
it was the funniest comment ever
#71 - anonymous (06/17/2013) [-]
holy shit so funny
#115 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2013 on I love Yahoo Answers 0
User avatar #116 - darkoblivion (06/16/2013) [-]
i just like finding other people that live in connecticut and felt like commenting,
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2013 on Rules of the internet( part... 0
#2 - solidderking Comment deleted by commentking
#3 - Or you know, Adblock. 06/12/2013 on kbye 0
#20 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2013 on Rodents -6
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#51 - I'm sorry bud.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2013 on Hope In Humanity... 0
#52 - bulkheadshot (06/06/2013) [-]
There is no reason to be upset Buddie! I still have funnyjunk and all of you lovely bastards!
#47 - You were given a month to live....im shedding tears right now.…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/06/2013 on Hope In Humanity... +1
#50 - bulkheadshot (06/06/2013) [-]
They had me doing chemo and that for like, i don't know, 3 months? And it didn't help anything. I've done surgery multiple times and that didn't help either. So, its best to just leave it all alone.
User avatar #51 - commentking (06/06/2013) [-]
I'm sorry bud.
#52 - bulkheadshot (06/06/2013) [-]
There is no reason to be upset Buddie! I still have funnyjunk and all of you lovely bastards!
#41 - Ooh I had stage II hodgekins lymphoma. Im in remission for abo…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/06/2013 on Hope In Humanity... +2
#42 - bulkheadshot (06/06/2013) [-]
Well thanks Bud! But i was only given about another month to live... Im terribly sorry to hear about that. Best of luck to you too Good Sir!
User avatar #47 - commentking (06/06/2013) [-]
You were given a month to live....im shedding tears right now. Did you get a second opinion and alternate medicine? Please dude dont let them let you slip away.
#50 - bulkheadshot (06/06/2013) [-]
They had me doing chemo and that for like, i don't know, 3 months? And it didn't help anything. I've done surgery multiple times and that didn't help either. So, its best to just leave it all alone.
User avatar #51 - commentking (06/06/2013) [-]
I'm sorry bud.
#52 - bulkheadshot (06/06/2013) [-]
There is no reason to be upset Buddie! I still have funnyjunk and all of you lovely bastards!
#16 - I know that feeeeel bring it in bro 06/05/2013 on Men can relate 0
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User avatar #231 - commentking (07/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
stickied
My greentext is better than yours.
User avatar #246 - grimandevil (04/27/2014) [-]
R u gey?
User avatar #248 to #247 - grimandevil (04/27/2014) [-]
Oh,but u wan bi one?
#250 to #249 - grimandevil (04/27/2014) [-]
Le happyfaec.Le you le wants to le be my le frend?
Le happyfaec.Le you le wants to le be my le frend?
User avatar #251 to #250 - commentking (04/27/2014) [-]
Ya sure
User avatar #241 - wickkles (01/11/2014) [-]
You posting titties?
User avatar #242 to #241 - commentking (01/11/2014) [-]
Butts
User avatar #243 to #242 - wickkles (01/11/2014) [-]
Bad.
User avatar #239 - twi (09/17/2013) [-]
nigger poops
User avatar #232 - commentking (07/16/2013) [-]
Phanact. Everyone making a big deal about me posting boobies and not getting in trouble. This is the life
User avatar #233 to #232 - phanact (07/16/2013) [-]
What
User avatar #234 to #233 - commentking (07/16/2013) [-]
Check my comment with over 200 thumbs.
User avatar #204 - girguy (07/10/2013) [-]
your text color gave me a boner
User avatar #230 to #204 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
Brother?
User avatar #204 - commentking (06/23/2013) [-]
Imagnet
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User avatar #185 - wickkles (01/07/2013) [-]
I think my text is a bit brighter than your my good man.
User avatar #186 to #185 - commentking (01/07/2013) [-]
Well mine is a bit older, perhaps fading has occurred.
User avatar #187 to #186 - wickkles (01/07/2013) [-]
Awe shit. I see you git your cause of cancer. I think I saw that post a long while ago. You beat it dah?
User avatar #188 to #187 - commentking (01/07/2013) [-]
It is all gone my friend
User avatar #189 to #188 - wickkles (01/07/2013) [-]
Yey! How long you get to have your text?
User avatar #190 to #189 - commentking (01/07/2013) [-]
Forever lol
User avatar #191 to #190 - wickkles (01/07/2013) [-]
Me too! =0 Fuck yeah green buddies!
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User avatar #153 - phanact (11/08/2012) [-]
How'd you get your colored text?
User avatar #219 to #153 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
DJ 4DM1N gave it to me as a consolation prize for getting cancer. Cant believe I never saw this haha sorry!
User avatar #222 to #219 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
You did
We had a whole conversation
However, my comments have been wiped a few times, and restored.
So all replies don't get restored, however my comments did
User avatar #223 to #222 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
Oh man my bad
User avatar #224 to #223 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Its okay, like.. no one understands
It confuses everyone
User avatar #226 to #224 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I think I saw your post about it, account being hacked and all that
User avatar #227 to #226 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Yea
Plus a few permabans might have caused it too
User avatar #228 to #227 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
Oh my
#150 - anonymous (09/19/2012) [-]
>Comment king
>Not Rank #1 on comments

I don't even.
User avatar #205 to #150 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Commentking, I agree with this anon
#206 to #205 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
It's a very slow work in progress
User avatar #207 to #206 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Top commenters can't be slow
User avatar #208 to #207 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I feel like most commenters get their thumbs off spamming the pony board, or since thats gone the other boards. I've been trying to pick up the pace but ack I'm so busy D:
User avatar #209 to #208 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Well, think about it
I haven't hit up the front page in a long time, and I still have 30k thumbs in 90 days
So while they may get a lot, it isn't enough to be #1.
Miscarriage, as well as all of the other past #1 commenters have had to go to front page. Cleaveland steamer never even went to pony board and he was almost #1, so yea.
User avatar #211 to #209 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I just don't see how people have the time to do that, I only usually get a top comment if I find 10 hour old content and go from there, and that's a lot of searching.
User avatar #214 to #211 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Take apart an hr a day or two hrs a day
Find content that isn't going to expire soon on front page, and go from there.
More time left on content = more people checking out comments = more people potentially thumbing up a funny comment
User avatar #217 to #214 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I do have to start getting back up there, I think I got close to 160 on top commenters but then I got cancer and no time to go on FJ I get what youre saying though
User avatar #220 to #217 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Miscariagge does bring up a point, with the hours left on content not showing
But yea
its not too bad
What miscarraige does now is try to post on my content a lot, since I post a lot, and I get front page a lot
User avatar #221 to #220 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah you post good content man
User avatar #225 to #221 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Its all just generic reposts that were top content like last year lol
I don't care that I repost
I never cared about if a post was a repost or not, as long as I laughed
So I subscribe to that mentality

Maybe more and more of FJ will slowly subscribe to that mentality
User avatar #229 to #225 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I get that, people demand new content and others are content (no pun) with what they get.
User avatar #215 to #214 - miscarriage (07/13/2013) [-]
fucking shit, make addy fix the thumbnails
like
seriously

That's the only thing i need

also the thumb count

but that's there
User avatar #216 to #215 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
fucking
PM him and shit
maybe more people mentioning it to him might help
fagot
User avatar #218 to #216 - miscarriage (07/13/2013) [-]
gawsh
fine
User avatar #210 to #209 - miscarriage (07/13/2013) [-]
boop

yeah

i worked for it
User avatar #212 to #210 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
fag
User avatar #147 - SonicTeam (07/30/2012) [-]
Banned, eh?
User avatar #148 to #147 - commentking (07/30/2012) [-]
Not as far as I know
User avatar #149 to #148 - SonicTeam (07/31/2012) [-]
Well you were for a couple of hours.
User avatar #145 - TardytheTurtle (04/02/2012) [-]
have you gotten the hat yet?
User avatar #144 - TardytheTurtle (03/22/2012) [-]
has the hat arrived yet
the postal service here is fucked up
#143 - vampthefurry (03/06/2012) [-]
Kick that cancer in it's microscopic ass!   
   
Funnyjunk has your back, and hoping you get better.
Kick that cancer in it's microscopic ass!

Funnyjunk has your back, and hoping you get better.
User avatar #141 - TardytheTurtle (03/06/2012) [-]
could you PM me your mailing address so i can send i chemo cap to you
#140 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Get better or I'll come over to your house and kick your cancer right in it's cancer head.

We all love you,

Funnyjunk
#139 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Get Better!!!!
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