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commentking

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:3/14/2011
Last Login:1/26/2015
Location:Over here
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 10480 total,  11561 ,  1081
Comment Thumbs: 9504 total,  10855 ,  1351
Content Level Progress: 79% (79/100)
Level 204 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 205 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 64% (64/100)
Level 294 Comments: Post Master → Level 295 Comments: Post Master
Subscribers:36
Content Views:269138
Times Content Favorited:118 times
Total Comments Made:1512
FJ Points:3625
Ive have been on funnyjunk for years please friend me because i will accept it :)

latest user's comments

#130 - Picture 04/11/2011 on Fish Aren't Animals? +11
#7 - ???  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2011 on ownjake's profile 0
#2 - Amen 04/11/2011 on Entei fled? 0
#7 - hahahhaa 04/11/2011 on BUT IT'S ASLEEP 0
#3 - hahhahaha 04/11/2011 on Oh Man, Dat Entei Face 0
#5 - Yes but the picture looks like a big gray blob to me  [+] (3 new replies) 04/11/2011 on ownjake's profile 0
User avatar #6 - ownjake (04/11/2011) [-]
Check the pic I just uploaded. That might help.
User avatar #7 - commentking (04/11/2011) [-]
???
#3 - Link dont work, just tell me.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/11/2011 on ownjake's profile 0
User avatar #4 - ownjake (04/11/2011) [-]
Haven't you ever played pokemon?
User avatar #5 - commentking (04/11/2011) [-]
Yes but the picture looks like a big gray blob to me
User avatar #6 - ownjake (04/11/2011) [-]
Check the pic I just uploaded. That might help.
User avatar #7 - commentking (04/11/2011) [-]
???
#103 - You have your daughters wedding, on this, the day of my daught… 04/10/2011 on childhood +1
#3 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2011 on Everything went better the... +27
#20 - Capit (04/11/2011) [-]
#57 - Picture 04/10/2011 on using rage comics to meet... +2
#281 - Miss those days 04/10/2011 on Kid Shows +4
#25 - How long it took you to read.  [+] (12 new replies) 04/10/2011 on My journey +25
User avatar #63 - CaptinAwesome (04/10/2011) [-]
it fucking restarted...
#60 - murderousowl (04/10/2011) [-]
0:00...
#49 - umadalreadybro (04/10/2011) [-]
User avatar #45 - moonmunk (04/10/2011) [-]
11 seconds
User avatar #44 - shadowsynergy (04/10/2011) [-]
57 seconds...
User avatar #42 - Ghostdoom (04/10/2011) [-]
thats really cool. how high does it go?
User avatar #47 - CyanideisHappiness (04/10/2011) [-]
just 5 mins
User avatar #41 - Ghostdoom (04/10/2011) [-]
1min 28 secs
User avatar #37 - whatdidijustsee (04/10/2011) [-]
The thing is, when I saw this, it was at like 5 seconds. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
User avatar #30 - DoctorShakeSpeare (04/10/2011) [-]
how long does it go on for?
User avatar #32 - ing (04/10/2011) [-]
5 MINUTES!
User avatar #452 - DoctorShakeSpeare (04/12/2011) [-]
Why did I get thumbed down for that?
#23 - Comment deleted 04/10/2011 on My journey 0
#615 - You may think you are being funny by posting this when in fact… 04/10/2011 on Put plea here -1
#29 - I was an anon for a while 04/09/2011 on commentking's profile 0
#106 - Picture 04/09/2011 on Newborn Polar Bear -7
#73 - Misinterpretations, dont you hate them? 04/09/2011 on Reaction Guys 0
#55 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/09/2011 on Child Awkwardness +23
User avatar #83 - PedoBearFTW (04/09/2011) [-]
MOVE CHILDREN, VAMINOS!
#76 - John Cena (04/09/2011) [-]
LOL LISTENING TO ROTTING PROCESSION BY AND HELL FOLLOWED WITH! HIS REACTION TO THE MUSIC'S GANGSTA!
#1 - whats that minecraft thing supposed to be  [+] (7 new replies) 04/08/2011 on ownjake's profile 0
User avatar #2 - ownjake (04/10/2011) [-]
Excuse me whilst I go hang myself.

Naw, I kid. Here's a picture you might regonise.

http://www.psypokes.com/rby/mew/4.png
User avatar #3 - commentking (04/11/2011) [-]
Link dont work, just tell me.
User avatar #4 - ownjake (04/11/2011) [-]
Haven't you ever played pokemon?
User avatar #5 - commentking (04/11/2011) [-]
Yes but the picture looks like a big gray blob to me
User avatar #6 - ownjake (04/11/2011) [-]
Check the pic I just uploaded. That might help.
User avatar #7 - commentking (04/11/2011) [-]
???
#121 - Picture 04/08/2011 on Goddamn Parents +1
#600 - What if she's cooking an erotic cake? 04/08/2011 on Awkward Porno -6
#9 - PARTY HARD THREAD GOOOOO!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2011 on Something Goofy +4
User avatar #18 - modmanawesome (04/08/2011) [-]
No.
#168 - And that kids, is how I met your mother...  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2011 on How I Met the Love of My Life +45
#348 - OHHELLNO (04/07/2011) [-]
OMG DAD! ARE YOU SERIOUS
#384 - Picture 04/07/2011 on Dont be a scumbag steve +1
#325 - Ill be honest, im a silly American and I didnt understand it, …  [+] (6 new replies) 04/07/2011 on Dont be a scumbag steve 0
User avatar #399 - griffballaddict (04/07/2011) [-]
you also should know something known as cockeny rhyming slang (cockney is another term for someone who lives in london)
we ryhm 2 words where the last word rhyms with what your actuall refering to
examle, "bee's and honey" means "Money" so if a cockney ever said to you "give me your fuckin bee's" he is basically demanding your money
others
Tommy tit - shit
five inch - pinch
struggle n grunt - cunt
jack n danny - fanny
User avatar #410 - sizzles (04/07/2011) [-]
GREEN STREET :D
#349 - americangenius has deleted their comment.
#383 - erectotron (04/07/2011) [-]
your translation appears to be correct.
please correct my ghetto if it is incorrect....
you is well pimpin' nigga!
#417 - americangenius has deleted their comment.
User avatar #335 - shagyman (04/07/2011) [-]
in britan the money they use is called pounds
and a tenner would be like our 10 dollor bill except it would be worth 6.1293 pounds
im prity sure

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User avatar #231 - commentking (07/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
stickied
My greentext is better than yours.
User avatar #246 - grimandevil (04/27/2014) [-]
R u gey?
User avatar #248 to #247 - grimandevil (04/27/2014) [-]
Oh,but u wan bi one?
#250 to #249 - grimandevil (04/27/2014) [-]
Le happyfaec.Le you le wants to le be my le frend?
Le happyfaec.Le you le wants to le be my le frend?
User avatar #251 to #250 - commentking (04/27/2014) [-]
Ya sure
User avatar #241 - wickkles (01/11/2014) [-]
You posting titties?
User avatar #242 to #241 - commentking (01/11/2014) [-]
Butts
User avatar #243 to #242 - wickkles (01/11/2014) [-]
Bad.
User avatar #239 - twi (09/17/2013) [-]
****** poops
User avatar #232 - commentking (07/16/2013) [-]
Phanact. Everyone making a big deal about me posting boobies and not getting in trouble. This is the life
User avatar #233 to #232 - phanact (07/16/2013) [-]
What
User avatar #234 to #233 - commentking (07/16/2013) [-]
Check my comment with over 200 thumbs.
User avatar #204 - girguy (07/10/2013) [-]
your text color gave me a boner
User avatar #230 to #204 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
Brother?
User avatar #204 - commentking (06/23/2013) [-]
Imagnet
#199 - seelcudoom has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #185 - wickkles (01/07/2013) [-]
I think my text is a bit brighter than your my good man.
User avatar #186 to #185 - commentking (01/07/2013) [-]
Well mine is a bit older, perhaps fading has occurred.
User avatar #187 to #186 - wickkles (01/07/2013) [-]
Awe **** . I see you git your cause of cancer. I think I saw that post a long while ago. You beat it dah?
User avatar #188 to #187 - commentking (01/07/2013) [-]
It is all gone my friend
User avatar #189 to #188 - wickkles (01/07/2013) [-]
Yey! How long you get to have your text?
User avatar #190 to #189 - commentking (01/07/2013) [-]
Forever lol
User avatar #191 to #190 - wickkles (01/07/2013) [-]
Me too! =0 **** yeah green buddies!
#180 - hillko has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #153 - phanact (11/08/2012) [-]
How'd you get your colored text?
User avatar #219 to #153 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
DJ 4DM1N gave it to me as a consolation prize for getting cancer. Cant believe I never saw this haha sorry!
User avatar #222 to #219 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
You did
We had a whole conversation
However, my comments have been wiped a few times, and restored.
So all replies don't get restored, however my comments did
User avatar #223 to #222 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
Oh man my bad
User avatar #224 to #223 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Its okay, like.. no one understands
It confuses everyone
User avatar #226 to #224 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I think I saw your post about it, account being hacked and all that
User avatar #227 to #226 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Yea
Plus a few permabans might have caused it too
User avatar #228 to #227 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
Oh my
#150 - John Cena (09/19/2012) [-]
>Comment king
>Not Rank #1 on comments

I don't even.
User avatar #205 to #150 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Commentking, I agree with this anon
#206 to #205 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
It's a very slow work in progress
User avatar #207 to #206 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Top commenters can't be slow
User avatar #208 to #207 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I feel like most commenters get their thumbs off spamming the pony board, or since thats gone the other boards. I've been trying to pick up the pace but ack I'm so busy D:
User avatar #209 to #208 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Well, think about it
I haven't hit up the front page in a long time, and I still have 30k thumbs in 90 days
So while they may get a lot, it isn't enough to be #1.
Miscarriage, as well as all of the other past #1 commenters have had to go to front page. Cleaveland steamer never even went to pony board and he was almost #1, so yea.
User avatar #211 to #209 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I just don't see how people have the time to do that, I only usually get a top comment if I find 10 hour old content and go from there, and that's a lot of searching.
User avatar #214 to #211 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Take apart an hr a day or two hrs a day
Find content that isn't going to expire soon on front page, and go from there.
More time left on content = more people checking out comments = more people potentially thumbing up a funny comment
User avatar #217 to #214 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I do have to start getting back up there, I think I got close to 160 on top commenters but then I got cancer and no time to go on FJ I get what youre saying though
User avatar #220 to #217 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Miscariagge does bring up a point, with the hours left on content not showing
But yea
its not too bad
What miscarraige does now is try to post on my content a lot, since I post a lot, and I get front page a lot
User avatar #221 to #220 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah you post good content man
User avatar #225 to #221 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Its all just generic reposts that were top content like last year lol
I don't care that I repost
I never cared about if a post was a repost or not, as long as I laughed
So I subscribe to that mentality

Maybe more and more of FJ will slowly subscribe to that mentality
User avatar #229 to #225 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I get that, people demand new content and others are content (no pun) with what they get.
User avatar #215 to #214 - miscarriage (07/13/2013) [-]
******* **** , make addy fix the thumbnails
like
seriously

That's the only thing i need

also the thumb count

but that's there
User avatar #216 to #215 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
*******
PM him and ****
maybe more people mentioning it to him might help
fagot
User avatar #218 to #216 - miscarriage (07/13/2013) [-]
gawsh
fine
User avatar #210 to #209 - miscarriage (07/13/2013) [-]
boop

yeah

i worked for it
User avatar #212 to #210 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
fag
User avatar #147 - SonicTeam (07/30/2012) [-]
Banned, eh?
User avatar #148 to #147 - commentking (07/30/2012) [-]
Not as far as I know
User avatar #149 to #148 - SonicTeam (07/31/2012) [-]
Well you were for a couple of hours.
User avatar #145 - TardytheTurtle (04/02/2012) [-]
have you gotten the hat yet?
User avatar #144 - TardytheTurtle (03/22/2012) [-]
has the hat arrived yet
the postal service here is ****** up
#143 - vampthefurry (03/06/2012) [-]
Kick that cancer in it's microscopic ass!   
   
Funnyjunk has your back, and hoping you get better.
Kick that cancer in it's microscopic ass!

Funnyjunk has your back, and hoping you get better.
User avatar #141 - TardytheTurtle (03/06/2012) [-]
could you PM me your mailing address so i can send i chemo cap to you
#140 - John Cena (03/06/2012) [-]
Get better or I'll come over to your house and kick your cancer right in it's cancer head.

We all love you,

Funnyjunk
#139 - John Cena (03/06/2012) [-]
Get Better!!!!
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