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Content Thumbs: 10480 total,  11561 ,  1081
Comment Thumbs: 9503 total,  10854 ,  1351
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Total Comments Made:1512
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#11 - I had Stage II Hodgekins Lymphoma...You're gonna make it 02/16/2014 on thecheesepoofs's profile 0
#57 - I work in a nursing home, Im actually a CNA so i do all the di… 02/09/2014 on Sometimes i dont understand... 0
#13 - Second 02/09/2014 on Dirty Tapes +1
#18 - That got me lol 02/05/2014 on That's some good GIF material +1
#15 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2014 on Silly Hoomans +23
#28 - riayl (01/29/2014) [-]
Dude, that just makes the gif better.

Have one in return.
User avatar #27 - miscarriage (01/29/2014) [-]
That gif is a datamosh, though

it's intentional
#14 - >Dat Apron (really hope this gif works)  [+] (4 new replies) 01/28/2014 on Silly Hoomans +37
User avatar #26 - inuares (01/29/2014) [-]
#15 - commentking (01/28/2014) [-]
#28 - riayl (01/29/2014) [-]
Dude, that just makes the gif better.

Have one in return.
User avatar #27 - miscarriage (01/29/2014) [-]
That gif is a datamosh, though

it's intentional
#952 - Picture 01/28/2014 on WHOOOO! 0
#35 - When did i ever specify my thought on the genders?  [+] (17 new replies) 01/25/2014 on Gaming Couple FTW +8
#184 - hankhillofthe (01/26/2014) [-]
When you fucking said "Two Men".
User avatar #43 - ZeGerman (01/25/2014) [-]
Are we human?
#46 - adamks (01/25/2014) [-]
Or are we dancer?1
#151 - jimimipwr (01/26/2014) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #113 - chimpaflimp (01/26/2014) [-]
*denser. Unless you're joking. If not, you're a tard.
#130 - adamks (01/26/2014) [-]
Sorry, no, they have offically annouced that it is dancer.
User avatar #132 - chimpaflimp (01/26/2014) [-]
Sorry, no, you're fucking wrong, mate. It's denser. People who bothered looking up the lyrics would know that's the case.
#198 - TJmanAWESOME (01/26/2014) [-]
QUOTE TAKEN FROM WIKIPEDIA: There remains confusion and debate over the line "Are we human, or are we dancer?" in the song's chorus due to its grammar. Debate raged across the Internet over whether the lyrics said "dancer", "dancers" or "denser", a misunderstanding which invoked conflicting interpretations of the song's meaning. On the band's official website, the biography section states that Flowers is singing "Are we human, or are we dancer?" and also says that the lyrics were inspired by a disparaging comment made by Hunter S. Thompson, where he stated America was raising "a generation of dancers".
In an interview with Rolling Stone, Flowers said that he was irritated over the confusion about the lyrics and also that fans were unhappy with the song's dance beat: "It's supposed to be a dance song, [the beat] goes with the chorus...If you can't put that together, you're an idiot. I just don't get why there's a confusion about it. Also, the Funnyjunk user chimpaflimp is a faggot."
User avatar #246 - chimpaflimp (01/26/2014) [-]
Eh, whatever. Denser makes more sense to me. Dancer doesn't really mean anything.
#133 - adamks (01/26/2014) [-]
No seriously, they, on their website, officially announced that it is indeed "Dancer". Also, the lyric sites you're looking at, are probably independent sites that finds lyrics by listening.
User avatar #135 - chimpaflimp (01/26/2014) [-]
They most likely changed it because of all the fuckwits who can't hear properly.
#186 - Silver Quantum (01/26/2014) [-]
band member: hey man, our fans keep hearing the lyrics wrong and i'm tired of it. let's just change the lyrics so they are suit whatever people are hearing


because bands would actually do that
User avatar #247 - chimpaflimp (01/26/2014) [-]
The creators of GIF files said it was supposed to be said with a soft G, but so many people got it wrong they made both pronunciations acceptable.
User avatar #258 - Silver Quantum (01/27/2014) [-]
because that's totally relevant
User avatar #259 - chimpaflimp (01/27/2014) [-]
The creators of something changed the pronunciation because so many people mispronounced it. It is therefore entirely possible that "denser" was changed to "dancer".
#152 - adamks (01/26/2014) [-]
No. Why can you not live with being wrong?
#87 - diegotan (01/25/2014) [-]
Oh my god yes, I understood that reference!
#30 - It doesnt, I just dont think we should be making assumptions  [+] (20 new replies) 01/25/2014 on Gaming Couple FTW +3
#32 - ZeGerman (01/25/2014) [-]
Well you're assuming it's a hetreo couple so wtf are you talking about, "no assumptions"?
User avatar #35 - commentking (01/25/2014) [-]
When did i ever specify my thought on the genders?
#184 - hankhillofthe (01/26/2014) [-]
When you fucking said "Two Men".
User avatar #43 - ZeGerman (01/25/2014) [-]
Are we human?
#46 - adamks (01/25/2014) [-]
Or are we dancer?1
#151 - jimimipwr (01/26/2014) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #113 - chimpaflimp (01/26/2014) [-]
*denser. Unless you're joking. If not, you're a tard.
#130 - adamks (01/26/2014) [-]
Sorry, no, they have offically annouced that it is dancer.
User avatar #132 - chimpaflimp (01/26/2014) [-]
Sorry, no, you're fucking wrong, mate. It's denser. People who bothered looking up the lyrics would know that's the case.
#198 - TJmanAWESOME (01/26/2014) [-]
QUOTE TAKEN FROM WIKIPEDIA: There remains confusion and debate over the line "Are we human, or are we dancer?" in the song's chorus due to its grammar. Debate raged across the Internet over whether the lyrics said "dancer", "dancers" or "denser", a misunderstanding which invoked conflicting interpretations of the song's meaning. On the band's official website, the biography section states that Flowers is singing "Are we human, or are we dancer?" and also says that the lyrics were inspired by a disparaging comment made by Hunter S. Thompson, where he stated America was raising "a generation of dancers".
In an interview with Rolling Stone, Flowers said that he was irritated over the confusion about the lyrics and also that fans were unhappy with the song's dance beat: "It's supposed to be a dance song, [the beat] goes with the chorus...If you can't put that together, you're an idiot. I just don't get why there's a confusion about it. Also, the Funnyjunk user chimpaflimp is a faggot."
User avatar #246 - chimpaflimp (01/26/2014) [-]
Eh, whatever. Denser makes more sense to me. Dancer doesn't really mean anything.
#133 - adamks (01/26/2014) [-]
No seriously, they, on their website, officially announced that it is indeed "Dancer". Also, the lyric sites you're looking at, are probably independent sites that finds lyrics by listening.
User avatar #135 - chimpaflimp (01/26/2014) [-]
They most likely changed it because of all the fuckwits who can't hear properly.
#186 - Silver Quantum (01/26/2014) [-]
band member: hey man, our fans keep hearing the lyrics wrong and i'm tired of it. let's just change the lyrics so they are suit whatever people are hearing


because bands would actually do that
User avatar #247 - chimpaflimp (01/26/2014) [-]
The creators of GIF files said it was supposed to be said with a soft G, but so many people got it wrong they made both pronunciations acceptable.
User avatar #258 - Silver Quantum (01/27/2014) [-]
because that's totally relevant
User avatar #259 - chimpaflimp (01/27/2014) [-]
The creators of something changed the pronunciation because so many people mispronounced it. It is therefore entirely possible that "denser" was changed to "dancer".
#152 - adamks (01/26/2014) [-]
No. Why can you not live with being wrong?
#87 - diegotan (01/25/2014) [-]
Oh my god yes, I understood that reference!
User avatar #33 - ZeGerman (01/25/2014) [-]
*hetero
#28 - Where in the post does it say that its two men?  [+] (31 new replies) 01/25/2014 on Gaming Couple FTW +5
#237 - furiousmarshmellow (01/26/2014) [-]
Are you implying it's bad if they're two men?
#219 - donkeybonerz (01/26/2014) [-]
Sorry I'm the one that's telling you.
User avatar #209 - wlflvr (01/26/2014) [-]
His profile says he's a man.... op is a glorious faggot
User avatar #146 - tylosaurus (01/26/2014) [-]
Or he's calling OP a fag.
User avatar #167 - doctordalek (01/26/2014) [-]
OP is always a fag :>
#80 - kaboomz (01/25/2014) [-]
why would a woman play battlefield?
User avatar #57 - gramernazi (01/25/2014) [-]
Well on the poster's account it says it's a male.
User avatar #68 - ohnomynamedoesntfi (01/25/2014) [-]
I've seen this pic before, poster isn't OP.
User avatar #29 - ZeGerman (01/25/2014) [-]
Where does it say it's a man and a woman?
#207 - gnegg (01/26/2014) [-]
On OPs profile.
User avatar #30 - commentking (01/25/2014) [-]
It doesnt, I just dont think we should be making assumptions
#32 - ZeGerman (01/25/2014) [-]
Well you're assuming it's a hetreo couple so wtf are you talking about, "no assumptions"?
User avatar #35 - commentking (01/25/2014) [-]
When did i ever specify my thought on the genders?
#184 - hankhillofthe (01/26/2014) [-]
When you fucking said "Two Men".
User avatar #43 - ZeGerman (01/25/2014) [-]
Are we human?
#46 - adamks (01/25/2014) [-]
Or are we dancer?1
#151 - jimimipwr (01/26/2014) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #113 - chimpaflimp (01/26/2014) [-]
*denser. Unless you're joking. If not, you're a tard.
#130 - adamks (01/26/2014) [-]
Sorry, no, they have offically annouced that it is dancer.
User avatar #132 - chimpaflimp (01/26/2014) [-]
Sorry, no, you're fucking wrong, mate. It's denser. People who bothered looking up the lyrics would know that's the case.
#198 - TJmanAWESOME (01/26/2014) [-]
QUOTE TAKEN FROM WIKIPEDIA: There remains confusion and debate over the line "Are we human, or are we dancer?" in the song's chorus due to its grammar. Debate raged across the Internet over whether the lyrics said "dancer", "dancers" or "denser", a misunderstanding which invoked conflicting interpretations of the song's meaning. On the band's official website, the biography section states that Flowers is singing "Are we human, or are we dancer?" and also says that the lyrics were inspired by a disparaging comment made by Hunter S. Thompson, where he stated America was raising "a generation of dancers".
In an interview with Rolling Stone, Flowers said that he was irritated over the confusion about the lyrics and also that fans were unhappy with the song's dance beat: "It's supposed to be a dance song, [the beat] goes with the chorus...If you can't put that together, you're an idiot. I just don't get why there's a confusion about it. Also, the Funnyjunk user chimpaflimp is a faggot."
User avatar #246 - chimpaflimp (01/26/2014) [-]
Eh, whatever. Denser makes more sense to me. Dancer doesn't really mean anything.
#133 - adamks (01/26/2014) [-]
No seriously, they, on their website, officially announced that it is indeed "Dancer". Also, the lyric sites you're looking at, are probably independent sites that finds lyrics by listening.
User avatar #135 - chimpaflimp (01/26/2014) [-]
They most likely changed it because of all the fuckwits who can't hear properly.
#186 - Silver Quantum (01/26/2014) [-]
band member: hey man, our fans keep hearing the lyrics wrong and i'm tired of it. let's just change the lyrics so they are suit whatever people are hearing


because bands would actually do that
User avatar #247 - chimpaflimp (01/26/2014) [-]
The creators of GIF files said it was supposed to be said with a soft G, but so many people got it wrong they made both pronunciations acceptable.
User avatar #258 - Silver Quantum (01/27/2014) [-]
because that's totally relevant
User avatar #259 - chimpaflimp (01/27/2014) [-]
The creators of something changed the pronunciation because so many people mispronounced it. It is therefore entirely possible that "denser" was changed to "dancer".
#152 - adamks (01/26/2014) [-]
No. Why can you not live with being wrong?
#87 - diegotan (01/25/2014) [-]
Oh my god yes, I understood that reference!
User avatar #33 - ZeGerman (01/25/2014) [-]
*hetero
#69 - Your name is so blue its purple 01/12/2014 on (untitled) +1
#244 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2014 on commentking's profile 0
#245 - wickkles (01/11/2014) [-]
#242 - Butts  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2014 on commentking's profile 0
User avatar #243 - wickkles (01/11/2014) [-]
Bad.
#244 - commentking (01/11/2014) [-]
#245 - wickkles (01/11/2014) [-]
#219 - Yeah but he plays for the Texans... already embarrassing 01/02/2014 on How do you feel? +1
#78 - Connecticut 12/31/2013 on /K/ -1
#243 - **** yes Black Hippy. (gif unrelated) 12/01/2013 on guess whos back back back... +1
#70 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2013 on Poor, Poor Yamcha.... +62
#200 - anonymous (12/02/2013) [-]
#838 - Ive seen this reposted all over the internet. Of course the wa… 11/30/2013 on Mixed Washing 0
#43 - >MFW you didn't do it right 11/22/2013 on Just another day in California 0
#64 - Never!  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2013 on Don't admit it 0
#65 - alhemicar (10/19/2013) [-]
rood
#100 - Lost Coast actually came out in 2005. It was made so short bec… 10/14/2013 on Crysis 1, almost 7 years old +1
#487 - Holy **** the one with the photo shopped girl in … 10/11/2013 on Cringe Compilation 3 0
#643 - **commentking rolls 2**  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2013 on Once you go black... 0
User avatar #658 - ogaitnas (09/26/2013) [-]
THICK
#131 - Well no, admin found out and gave it to me, I never asked for it.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2013 on I dont even... +1
User avatar #152 - greenstrongworld (09/23/2013) [-]
Lies. admin would never do that.
#130 - I tend to run my mouth even when I dont mean  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2013 on I dont even... 0
User avatar #158 - violetmistress (09/23/2013) [-]
S'alright.
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User avatar #231 - commentking (07/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
stickied
My greentext is better than yours.
User avatar #246 - grimandevil (04/27/2014) [-]
R u gey?
User avatar #248 to #247 - grimandevil (04/27/2014) [-]
Oh,but u wan bi one?
#250 to #249 - grimandevil (04/27/2014) [-]
Le happyfaec.Le you le wants to le be my le frend?
Le happyfaec.Le you le wants to le be my le frend?
User avatar #251 to #250 - commentking (04/27/2014) [-]
Ya sure
User avatar #241 - wickkles (01/11/2014) [-]
You posting titties?
User avatar #242 to #241 - commentking (01/11/2014) [-]
Butts
User avatar #243 to #242 - wickkles (01/11/2014) [-]
Bad.
User avatar #239 - twi (09/17/2013) [-]
****** poops
User avatar #232 - commentking (07/16/2013) [-]
Phanact. Everyone making a big deal about me posting boobies and not getting in trouble. This is the life
User avatar #233 to #232 - phanact (07/16/2013) [-]
What
User avatar #234 to #233 - commentking (07/16/2013) [-]
Check my comment with over 200 thumbs.
User avatar #204 - girguy (07/10/2013) [-]
your text color gave me a boner
User avatar #230 to #204 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
Brother?
User avatar #204 - commentking (06/23/2013) [-]
Imagnet
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User avatar #185 - wickkles (01/07/2013) [-]
I think my text is a bit brighter than your my good man.
User avatar #186 to #185 - commentking (01/07/2013) [-]
Well mine is a bit older, perhaps fading has occurred.
User avatar #187 to #186 - wickkles (01/07/2013) [-]
Awe **** . I see you git your cause of cancer. I think I saw that post a long while ago. You beat it dah?
User avatar #188 to #187 - commentking (01/07/2013) [-]
It is all gone my friend
User avatar #189 to #188 - wickkles (01/07/2013) [-]
Yey! How long you get to have your text?
User avatar #190 to #189 - commentking (01/07/2013) [-]
Forever lol
User avatar #191 to #190 - wickkles (01/07/2013) [-]
Me too! =0 **** yeah green buddies!
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User avatar #153 - phanact (11/08/2012) [-]
How'd you get your colored text?
User avatar #219 to #153 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
DJ 4DM1N gave it to me as a consolation prize for getting cancer. Cant believe I never saw this haha sorry!
User avatar #222 to #219 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
You did
We had a whole conversation
However, my comments have been wiped a few times, and restored.
So all replies don't get restored, however my comments did
User avatar #223 to #222 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
Oh man my bad
User avatar #224 to #223 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Its okay, like.. no one understands
It confuses everyone
User avatar #226 to #224 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I think I saw your post about it, account being hacked and all that
User avatar #227 to #226 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Yea
Plus a few permabans might have caused it too
User avatar #228 to #227 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
Oh my
#150 - anonymous (09/19/2012) [-]
>Comment king
>Not Rank #1 on comments

I don't even.
User avatar #205 to #150 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Commentking, I agree with this anon
#206 to #205 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
It's a very slow work in progress
User avatar #207 to #206 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Top commenters can't be slow
User avatar #208 to #207 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I feel like most commenters get their thumbs off spamming the pony board, or since thats gone the other boards. I've been trying to pick up the pace but ack I'm so busy D:
User avatar #209 to #208 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Well, think about it
I haven't hit up the front page in a long time, and I still have 30k thumbs in 90 days
So while they may get a lot, it isn't enough to be #1.
Miscarriage, as well as all of the other past #1 commenters have had to go to front page. Cleaveland steamer never even went to pony board and he was almost #1, so yea.
User avatar #211 to #209 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I just don't see how people have the time to do that, I only usually get a top comment if I find 10 hour old content and go from there, and that's a lot of searching.
User avatar #214 to #211 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Take apart an hr a day or two hrs a day
Find content that isn't going to expire soon on front page, and go from there.
More time left on content = more people checking out comments = more people potentially thumbing up a funny comment
User avatar #217 to #214 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I do have to start getting back up there, I think I got close to 160 on top commenters but then I got cancer and no time to go on FJ I get what youre saying though
User avatar #220 to #217 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Miscariagge does bring up a point, with the hours left on content not showing
But yea
its not too bad
What miscarraige does now is try to post on my content a lot, since I post a lot, and I get front page a lot
User avatar #221 to #220 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah you post good content man
User avatar #225 to #221 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Its all just generic reposts that were top content like last year lol
I don't care that I repost
I never cared about if a post was a repost or not, as long as I laughed
So I subscribe to that mentality

Maybe more and more of FJ will slowly subscribe to that mentality
User avatar #229 to #225 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I get that, people demand new content and others are content (no pun) with what they get.
User avatar #215 to #214 - miscarriage (07/13/2013) [-]
******* **** , make addy fix the thumbnails
like
seriously

That's the only thing i need

also the thumb count

but that's there
User avatar #216 to #215 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
*******
PM him and ****
maybe more people mentioning it to him might help
fagot
User avatar #218 to #216 - miscarriage (07/13/2013) [-]
gawsh
fine
User avatar #210 to #209 - miscarriage (07/13/2013) [-]
boop

yeah

i worked for it
User avatar #212 to #210 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
fag
User avatar #147 - SonicTeam (07/30/2012) [-]
Banned, eh?
User avatar #148 to #147 - commentking (07/30/2012) [-]
Not as far as I know
User avatar #149 to #148 - SonicTeam (07/31/2012) [-]
Well you were for a couple of hours.
User avatar #145 - TardytheTurtle (04/02/2012) [-]
have you gotten the hat yet?
User avatar #144 - TardytheTurtle (03/22/2012) [-]
has the hat arrived yet
the postal service here is ****** up
#143 - vampthefurry (03/06/2012) [-]
Kick that cancer in it's microscopic ass!   
   
Funnyjunk has your back, and hoping you get better.
Kick that cancer in it's microscopic ass!

Funnyjunk has your back, and hoping you get better.
User avatar #141 - TardytheTurtle (03/06/2012) [-]
could you PM me your mailing address so i can send i chemo cap to you
#140 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Get better or I'll come over to your house and kick your cancer right in it's cancer head.

We all love you,

Funnyjunk
#139 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Get Better!!!!
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