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Date Signed Up:3/14/2011
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Content Thumbs: 10480 total,  11561 ,  1081
Comment Thumbs: 9503 total,  10854 ,  1351
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Level 204 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 205 Content: Comedic Genius
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Level 294 Comments: Post Master → Level 295 Comments: Post Master
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#94 - Dem eyes, holy **** dem eyes.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2012 on cookiemonsterandme's profile 0
#95 - infernalinsolence (09/10/2012) [-]
Oh, thank you, Mr. Green text.
#9188 - Not big on item collecting? 09/10/2012 on Obscurity's profile 0
#62 - **commentking rolled a random image posted in comment #47 a… 09/09/2012 on just look at the comments +1
#9712 - What will you trade for a throwing star? 09/08/2012 on ing's profile 0
#122 - I had cancer and I'm still alive....does that mean I have infi…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/08/2012 on Scumbag Cancer +77
User avatar #148 - gmaxx (09/08/2012) [-]
That means you are cool
#123 - upunkpunk (09/08/2012) [-]
No, this post is assuming that cancerous cells can give you eternal life if they would grow at the speed they do but without being fucked up, this is wrong because it would then form tumors and pockets of cancerous cells which will obstruct blood vessels and really screw up your organs.
#135 - englman (09/08/2012) [-]
I'm just seeking knowledge, so forgive me if my question is completely irrational.
But what kind of scenario would possibly allow for the cancerous cells to give you eternal life? Would it be something like: the cancerous cells would have to grow at that speed, but all over the body all at once, WITHOUT causing tumors? Or am I completely off? (I swear, I need more Biology classes..)
User avatar #223 - upunkpunk (09/08/2012) [-]
For the "all over the body all at once" scenario I believe you would become bigger than you are now. But not all cells are constantly growing if they cant adapt to a point where they work with the body parts that are always making new cells you're screwed. Not to mention the energy it would take to produce all that biomass.
#147 - ortonja (09/08/2012) [-]
It worked for Deadpool.
User avatar #137 - lemonpepsiking (09/08/2012) [-]
Even if the growth of cancer cells wouldn't cause tumors and the problems they cause, it is impossible for them to give you eternal life because brain cells do not reproduce and you would definitely die eventually. However, you would probably die from heart disease or some other problem first.
#142 - anonymous (09/08/2012) [-]
heard they found out that brain cells do reproduce
User avatar #205 - englman (09/08/2012) [-]
I heard that too, but isn't it ridiculously slowly?
User avatar #140 - englman (09/08/2012) [-]
Oh yeah.. Wow, I completely forgot about that factor lmao.. Thanks for the answer bro
#227 - **commentking rolls 1** 09/06/2012 on Kids -11
#1 - I had cancer, and I find cancer jokes funny. Live your life. 09/05/2012 on Thats enough internet for... +2
#1 - I understood this joke, And I love you for posting this. 09/01/2012 on suite life +1
#9228 - Damnnnnnn you have a **** ton of items!  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2012 on ing's profile 0
User avatar #9229 - ing (08/26/2012) [-]
I do now :D
#460 - Picture 08/23/2012 on This Really Doesn't Need a... +1
#355 - Comment deleted 08/22/2012 on Train etiquette 121 +1
#49 - I love you  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2012 on Guvy's profile 0
#50 - Guvy (08/21/2012) [-]
#220 - **commentking rolled a random image posted in comment #191 … 08/21/2012 on girls, give us time please 0
#218 - **commentking rolled a random image posted in comment #12203… 08/21/2012 on girls, give us time please 0
#216 - **commentking rolled a random image posted in comment #76 a…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2012 on girls, give us time please 0
#218 - commentking (08/21/2012) [-]
**commentking rolled a random image posted in comment #122035 at MLP Friendly Board **
#25 - Reminded me of this 08/15/2012 on Gameboy +4
#249 - nope  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2012 on Skyrim guards +1
#257 - hazardpay (08/08/2012) [-]
and i defended him
#35 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2012 on You too! +5
User avatar #41 - ferose (08/08/2012) [-]
that could be handy for after an "I can fap to this" pic
#1 - Good one criminal scum!  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2012 on Marijuana +7
User avatar #2 - theeballsack (08/03/2012) [-]
Why do you have colored text
#328 - I'm okay with dubs.....  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2012 on Genius. +4
User avatar #329 - tiberioustyphr (08/03/2012) [-]
**tiberioustyphr rolls 20** Green text o-o
#327 - **commentking rolls 66** The real answer  [+] (2 new replies) 08/03/2012 on Genius. +11
User avatar #328 - commentking (08/03/2012) [-]
I'm okay with dubs.....
User avatar #329 - tiberioustyphr (08/03/2012) [-]
**tiberioustyphr rolls 20** Green text o-o
#3 - I've failed you  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2012 on gaming then & now +1
User avatar #5 - jesuslovessheep (07/30/2012) [-]
**jesuslovessheep rolls 7** don't worry, just add this
User avatar #6 - jesuslovessheep (07/30/2012) [-]
oh fuck
#2 - **commentking rolls 3** Minus this  [+] (3 new replies) 07/30/2012 on gaming then & now +1
#3 - commentking (07/30/2012) [-]
I've failed you
User avatar #5 - jesuslovessheep (07/30/2012) [-]
**jesuslovessheep rolls 7** don't worry, just add this
User avatar #6 - jesuslovessheep (07/30/2012) [-]
oh fuck
#1 - **commentking rolls 89** This deserves dubs  [+] (4 new replies) 07/30/2012 on gaming then & now 0
User avatar #2 - commentking (07/30/2012) [-]
**commentking rolls 3** Minus this
#3 - commentking (07/30/2012) [-]
I've failed you
User avatar #5 - jesuslovessheep (07/30/2012) [-]
**jesuslovessheep rolls 7** don't worry, just add this
User avatar #6 - jesuslovessheep (07/30/2012) [-]
oh fuck
#148 - Not as far as I know  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2012 on commentking's profile 0
User avatar #149 - SonicTeam (07/31/2012) [-]
Well you were for a couple of hours.
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User avatar #231 - commentking (07/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
stickied
My greentext is better than yours.
User avatar #246 - grimandevil (04/27/2014) [-]
R u gey?
User avatar #248 to #247 - grimandevil (04/27/2014) [-]
Oh,but u wan bi one?
#250 to #249 - grimandevil (04/27/2014) [-]
Le happyfaec.Le you le wants to le be my le frend?
Le happyfaec.Le you le wants to le be my le frend?
User avatar #251 to #250 - commentking (04/27/2014) [-]
Ya sure
User avatar #241 - wickkles (01/11/2014) [-]
You posting titties?
User avatar #242 to #241 - commentking (01/11/2014) [-]
Butts
User avatar #243 to #242 - wickkles (01/11/2014) [-]
Bad.
User avatar #239 - twi (09/17/2013) [-]
****** poops
User avatar #232 - commentking (07/16/2013) [-]
Phanact. Everyone making a big deal about me posting boobies and not getting in trouble. This is the life
User avatar #234 to #233 - commentking (07/16/2013) [-]
Check my comment with over 200 thumbs.
User avatar #204 - girguy (07/10/2013) [-]
your text color gave me a boner
User avatar #230 to #204 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
Brother?
User avatar #204 - commentking (06/23/2013) [-]
Imagnet
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User avatar #185 - wickkles (01/07/2013) [-]
I think my text is a bit brighter than your my good man.
User avatar #186 to #185 - commentking (01/07/2013) [-]
Well mine is a bit older, perhaps fading has occurred.
User avatar #187 to #186 - wickkles (01/07/2013) [-]
Awe **** . I see you git your cause of cancer. I think I saw that post a long while ago. You beat it dah?
User avatar #188 to #187 - commentking (01/07/2013) [-]
It is all gone my friend
User avatar #189 to #188 - wickkles (01/07/2013) [-]
Yey! How long you get to have your text?
User avatar #190 to #189 - commentking (01/07/2013) [-]
Forever lol
User avatar #191 to #190 - wickkles (01/07/2013) [-]
Me too! =0 **** yeah green buddies!
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User avatar #153 - phanact, master of orange objects (11/08/2012) [-]
How'd you get your colored text?
User avatar #219 to #153 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
DJ 4DM1N gave it to me as a consolation prize for getting cancer. Cant believe I never saw this haha sorry!
User avatar #222 to #219 - phanact, master of orange objects (07/13/2013) [-]
You did
We had a whole conversation
However, my comments have been wiped a few times, and restored.
So all replies don't get restored, however my comments did
User avatar #223 to #222 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
Oh man my bad
User avatar #224 to #223 - phanact, master of orange objects (07/13/2013) [-]
Its okay, like.. no one understands
It confuses everyone
User avatar #226 to #224 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I think I saw your post about it, account being hacked and all that
User avatar #227 to #226 - phanact, master of orange objects (07/13/2013) [-]
Yea
Plus a few permabans might have caused it too
User avatar #228 to #227 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
Oh my
#150 - anonymous (09/19/2012) [-]
>Comment king
>Not Rank #1 on comments

I don't even.
User avatar #205 to #150 - phanact, master of orange objects (07/13/2013) [-]
Commentking, I agree with this anon
#206 to #205 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
It's a very slow work in progress
User avatar #207 to #206 - phanact, master of orange objects (07/13/2013) [-]
Top commenters can't be slow
User avatar #208 to #207 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I feel like most commenters get their thumbs off spamming the pony board, or since thats gone the other boards. I've been trying to pick up the pace but ack I'm so busy D:
User avatar #209 to #208 - phanact, master of orange objects (07/13/2013) [-]
Well, think about it
I haven't hit up the front page in a long time, and I still have 30k thumbs in 90 days
So while they may get a lot, it isn't enough to be #1.
Miscarriage, as well as all of the other past #1 commenters have had to go to front page. Cleaveland steamer never even went to pony board and he was almost #1, so yea.
User avatar #211 to #209 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I just don't see how people have the time to do that, I only usually get a top comment if I find 10 hour old content and go from there, and that's a lot of searching.
User avatar #214 to #211 - phanact, master of orange objects (07/13/2013) [-]
Take apart an hr a day or two hrs a day
Find content that isn't going to expire soon on front page, and go from there.
More time left on content = more people checking out comments = more people potentially thumbing up a funny comment
User avatar #217 to #214 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I do have to start getting back up there, I think I got close to 160 on top commenters but then I got cancer and no time to go on FJ I get what youre saying though
User avatar #220 to #217 - phanact, master of orange objects (07/13/2013) [-]
Miscariagge does bring up a point, with the hours left on content not showing
But yea
its not too bad
What miscarraige does now is try to post on my content a lot, since I post a lot, and I get front page a lot
User avatar #221 to #220 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah you post good content man
User avatar #225 to #221 - phanact, master of orange objects (07/13/2013) [-]
Its all just generic reposts that were top content like last year lol
I don't care that I repost
I never cared about if a post was a repost or not, as long as I laughed
So I subscribe to that mentality

Maybe more and more of FJ will slowly subscribe to that mentality
User avatar #229 to #225 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I get that, people demand new content and others are content (no pun) with what they get.
User avatar #215 to #214 - miscarriage (07/13/2013) [-]
******* **** , make addy fix the thumbnails
like
seriously

That's the only thing i need

also the thumb count

but that's there
User avatar #216 to #215 - phanact, master of orange objects (07/13/2013) [-]
*******
PM him and ****
maybe more people mentioning it to him might help
fagot
User avatar #218 to #216 - miscarriage (07/13/2013) [-]
gawsh
fine
User avatar #210 to #209 - miscarriage (07/13/2013) [-]
boop

yeah

i worked for it
User avatar #147 - SonicTeam (07/30/2012) [-]
Banned, eh?
User avatar #148 to #147 - commentking (07/30/2012) [-]
Not as far as I know
User avatar #149 to #148 - SonicTeam (07/31/2012) [-]
Well you were for a couple of hours.
User avatar #145 - TardytheTurtle (04/02/2012) [-]
have you gotten the hat yet?
User avatar #144 - TardytheTurtle (03/22/2012) [-]
has the hat arrived yet
the postal service here is ****** up
#143 - vampthefurry (03/06/2012) [-]
Kick that cancer in it's microscopic ass!   
   
Funnyjunk has your back, and hoping you get better.
Kick that cancer in it's microscopic ass!

Funnyjunk has your back, and hoping you get better.
User avatar #141 - TardytheTurtle (03/06/2012) [-]
could you PM me your mailing address so i can send i chemo cap to you
#140 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Get better or I'll come over to your house and kick your cancer right in it's cancer head.

We all love you,

Funnyjunk
#139 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Get Better!!!!
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