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Date Signed Up:3/14/2011
Last Login:6/14/2014
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Content Thumbs: 10479 total,  11560 ,  1081
Comment Thumbs: 9502 total,  10853 ,  1351
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Level 204 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 205 Content: Comedic Genius
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Subscribers:36
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Times Content Favorited:117 times
Total Comments Made:1514
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#61 - Anyone else think Christopher Walken would make a badass Han Solo? 10/23/2012 on Starwars facts +2
#286 - Liar 10/21/2012 on PSYCHO? ! Part 2 0
#1019774 - How about give me a god gem? 10/21/2012 on Play items 0
#61 - gay 10/21/2012 on iMJesus's profile 0
#12643 - Surely you dont need 2 faceless spirits ;D  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2012 on ing's profile 0
User avatar #12652 - ing (10/20/2012) [-]
You may buy one ;)
#135 - Well it was my Freshman year in school, and I knew I was going…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/19/2012 on School logic +30
User avatar #188 - dustyshane (10/19/2012) [-]
What kind of backwoods school did you go to? That's super fucked up.
User avatar #136 - turtleflare (10/19/2012) [-]
Ha, I would have refused to do work even if my life was guaranteed :)
#123 - I had cancer and missed weeks of school, my ******** …  [+] (7 new replies) 10/19/2012 on School logic +40
#194 - badthing (10/19/2012) [-]
YFW
User avatar #181 - sgc (10/19/2012) [-]
one of my friends was struggling with colitis for a long time last year and missed a lot of school. he was never a grade A student but he did alright.
they forced him to do all basic courses when he got back
now he has no real future beyond high school except working in a gas station or being a struggling musician
#167 - theugandanhero (10/19/2012) [-]
Sorry, just skimming the comments man. But, I'm glad you made it through.
User avatar #133 - turtleflare (10/19/2012) [-]
Why would you do school work if your life could have been near its end?
User avatar #135 - commentking (10/19/2012) [-]
Well it was my Freshman year in school, and I knew I was going to live so I wanted to get my work done and not drop out, but they kind of took it too far and were getting mad because I wasnt doing gym...I mean come on.
User avatar #188 - dustyshane (10/19/2012) [-]
What kind of backwoods school did you go to? That's super fucked up.
User avatar #136 - turtleflare (10/19/2012) [-]
Ha, I would have refused to do work even if my life was guaranteed :)
#580 - Heart palpitations suck, join the club. 10/18/2012 on Someone Give This Guy A Medal! 0
#77 - Heres the video is anyone wants it. 10/11/2012 on Dear Mr. Mills +7
#223 - Theres still a couple countries besides the US that still does… 10/10/2012 on The Metric Resistance 0
#190 - Bottom right!  [+] (2 new replies) 10/07/2012 on Alpha as fuck. +40
#193 - zeyphergod (10/07/2012) [-]
bottom right
#192 - zeyphergod has deleted their comment.
#1566 - Where do you get all of these items.... 10/07/2012 on camperdude's profile 0
#34 - When I had cancer everyone on funnyjunk was nothing but nice, …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/02/2012 on birthday +35
User avatar #63 - furyofthestorm (10/03/2012) [-]
Commentking! I remember you.
Did you like my sherlock holmes gif?
User avatar #42 - kandazz (10/02/2012) [-]
YOUR TEXT! I AM FULL OF WANT!
#95 - Yeah let me just grab my mortar and pestle that i leave lying around.  [+] (10 new replies) 10/02/2012 on Genius! +60
User avatar #127 - hadzz (10/02/2012) [-]
Well your mom has one. I saw it in her cupboards last night when I was fucking her, then I got hungry so I went looking for a snack. Borrow it from her
#248 - ilovehitler (10/03/2012) [-]
Go back to playing call of duty.
User avatar #168 - dapianoman (10/02/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#164 - cammyT (10/02/2012) [-]
#157 - doctorgenitals (10/02/2012) [-]
#153 - organicglory (10/02/2012) [-]
#151 - deantaylor (10/02/2012) [-]
OMG you are so funny and original! a mother joke! you must be the most popular kid in your school.
User avatar #134 - mrawesomepotato (10/02/2012) [-]
Look at you!
#101 - nyanseverywhere has deleted their comment.
User avatar #97 - gatsu (10/02/2012) [-]
I have 2 different mortars and a pestel in my room...
#326 - Comment deleted 09/29/2012 on Witty Title 0
#345 - Comment deleted 09/26/2012 on Expectation vs reality 0
#223 - The intruder; as the anon below me said, heres the link  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2012 on Slender +2
User avatar #266 - sixsicsix (09/23/2012) [-]
I'm terrified and excited, thanks mate
User avatar #248 - MoparMan (09/23/2012) [-]
Thanks!
#1127 - Gas certainly was not 1.84 a gallon and the national debt was …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/20/2012 on Brutal Punishment -5
User avatar #1150 - grotesquesque (09/20/2012) [-]
National debt was 10 trillion
Obama has raised it 6 trillion in only 3.5 years, not even his full term nationaldebtbusters.blogspot.com/2010/08/what-was-national-debt-in-januar y-2009.html
#1178 - kingamazing (09/21/2012) [-]
That's because
1) He inherited two wars and
2) Bush kept $1 trillion off the books, which Obama put on

User avatar #1193 - grotesquesque (09/21/2012) [-]
Kept 1 trillion off the books? I highly doubt the Bush kim jongistration was able to lie about the national debt
#1210 - kingamazing (09/21/2012) [-]
http://www.dailygazette.net/standard/ShowStoryTemplate.asp?Path=SCH/2012/09/03&I D=Ar00703&Section=Opinion

www.wired.com/dangerroom/2009/02/weighing-the-ir/

It's also mentioned in the President's February address to Congress (check about 2/3rds the way down): www.whitehouse.gov/the_press_office/Remarks-of-President-Barack-Obama-Address-to-Joint-Session-of-Congress/
User avatar #1135 - poopookahkah (09/20/2012) [-]
Bottom right buddy, didn't make it myself btw found it on RNC page(;
#119 - Comment deleted 09/20/2012 on The truth 0
#9 - HFW he had no idea  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2012 on Honesty +38
#11 - misterkinz (09/19/2012) [-]
here you go
#222 - Comment deleted 09/19/2012 on Justin Bieber 0
#10960 - FINALLY I HAVE SOMETHING YOU DONT.......A DWARVEN MECHA METAL …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2012 on ing's profile 0
User avatar #10961 - ing (09/16/2012) [-]
HAhahaha well done! I'm jelly!
#10888 - Where.....how did you get that crossbow?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2012 on ing's profile 0
User avatar #10889 - ing (09/16/2012) [-]
Big trade...
#16 - How...this comment is so old.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2012 on Wow this is small 0
User avatar #17 - zonryu (09/15/2012) [-]
i didnt notice... .:P
#86 - I have the black one, and I love it. 09/13/2012 on Morbid for 90's kids. 0
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User avatar #231 - commentking (07/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
stickied
My greentext is better than yours.
User avatar #246 - grimandevil (04/27/2014) [-]
R u gey?
User avatar #248 to #247 - grimandevil (04/27/2014) [-]
Oh,but u wan bi one?
#250 to #249 - grimandevil (04/27/2014) [-]
Le happyfaec.Le you le wants to le be my le frend?
Le happyfaec.Le you le wants to le be my le frend?
User avatar #251 to #250 - commentking (04/27/2014) [-]
Ya sure
User avatar #241 - wickkles (01/11/2014) [-]
You posting titties?
User avatar #242 to #241 - commentking (01/11/2014) [-]
Butts
User avatar #243 to #242 - wickkles (01/11/2014) [-]
Bad.
User avatar #239 - twi (09/17/2013) [-]
****** poops
User avatar #232 - commentking (07/16/2013) [-]
Phanact. Everyone making a big deal about me posting boobies and not getting in trouble. This is the life
User avatar #233 to #232 - phanact (07/16/2013) [-]
What
User avatar #234 to #233 - commentking (07/16/2013) [-]
Check my comment with over 200 thumbs.
User avatar #204 - girguy ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
your text color gave me a boner
User avatar #230 to #204 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
Brother?
User avatar #204 - commentking (06/23/2013) [-]
Imagnet
#199 - seelcudoom has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #185 - wickkles (01/07/2013) [-]
I think my text is a bit brighter than your my good man.
User avatar #186 to #185 - commentking (01/07/2013) [-]
Well mine is a bit older, perhaps fading has occurred.
User avatar #187 to #186 - wickkles (01/07/2013) [-]
Awe **** . I see you git your cause of cancer. I think I saw that post a long while ago. You beat it dah?
User avatar #188 to #187 - commentking (01/07/2013) [-]
It is all gone my friend
User avatar #189 to #188 - wickkles (01/07/2013) [-]
Yey! How long you get to have your text?
User avatar #190 to #189 - commentking (01/07/2013) [-]
Forever lol
User avatar #191 to #190 - wickkles (01/07/2013) [-]
Me too! =0 **** yeah green buddies!
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User avatar #153 - phanact (11/08/2012) [-]
How'd you get your colored text?
User avatar #219 to #153 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
DJ 4DM1N gave it to me as a consolation prize for getting cancer. Cant believe I never saw this haha sorry!
User avatar #222 to #219 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
You did
We had a whole conversation
However, my comments have been wiped a few times, and restored.
So all replies don't get restored, however my comments did
User avatar #223 to #222 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
Oh man my bad
User avatar #224 to #223 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Its okay, like.. no one understands
It confuses everyone
User avatar #226 to #224 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I think I saw your post about it, account being hacked and all that
User avatar #227 to #226 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Yea
Plus a few permabans might have caused it too
User avatar #228 to #227 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
Oh my
#150 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/19/2012) [-]
>Comment king
>Not Rank #1 on comments

I don't even.
User avatar #205 to #150 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Commentking, I agree with this anon
#206 to #205 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
It's a very slow work in progress
User avatar #207 to #206 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Top commenters can't be slow
User avatar #208 to #207 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I feel like most commenters get their thumbs off spamming the pony board, or since thats gone the other boards. I've been trying to pick up the pace but ack I'm so busy D:
User avatar #209 to #208 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Well, think about it
I haven't hit up the front page in a long time, and I still have 30k thumbs in 90 days
So while they may get a lot, it isn't enough to be #1.
Miscarriage, as well as all of the other past #1 commenters have had to go to front page. Cleaveland steamer never even went to pony board and he was almost #1, so yea.
User avatar #211 to #209 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I just don't see how people have the time to do that, I only usually get a top comment if I find 10 hour old content and go from there, and that's a lot of searching.
User avatar #214 to #211 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Take apart an hr a day or two hrs a day
Find content that isn't going to expire soon on front page, and go from there.
More time left on content = more people checking out comments = more people potentially thumbing up a funny comment
User avatar #217 to #214 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I do have to start getting back up there, I think I got close to 160 on top commenters but then I got cancer and no time to go on FJ I get what youre saying though
User avatar #220 to #217 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Miscariagge does bring up a point, with the hours left on content not showing
But yea
its not too bad
What miscarraige does now is try to post on my content a lot, since I post a lot, and I get front page a lot
User avatar #221 to #220 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah you post good content man
User avatar #225 to #221 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Its all just generic reposts that were top content like last year lol
I don't care that I repost
I never cared about if a post was a repost or not, as long as I laughed
So I subscribe to that mentality

Maybe more and more of FJ will slowly subscribe to that mentality
User avatar #229 to #225 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I get that, people demand new content and others are content (no pun) with what they get.
User avatar #215 to #214 - miscarriage (07/13/2013) [-]
******* **** , make addy fix the thumbnails
like
seriously

That's the only thing i need

also the thumb count

but that's there
User avatar #216 to #215 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
*******
PM him and ****
maybe more people mentioning it to him might help
fagot
User avatar #218 to #216 - miscarriage (07/13/2013) [-]
gawsh
fine
User avatar #210 to #209 - miscarriage (07/13/2013) [-]
boop

yeah

i worked for it
User avatar #212 to #210 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
fag
User avatar #147 - SonicTeam (07/30/2012) [-]
Banned, eh?
User avatar #148 to #147 - commentking (07/30/2012) [-]
Not as far as I know
User avatar #149 to #148 - SonicTeam (07/31/2012) [-]
Well you were for a couple of hours.
User avatar #145 - TardytheTurtle (04/02/2012) [-]
have you gotten the hat yet?
User avatar #144 - TardytheTurtle (03/22/2012) [-]
has the hat arrived yet
the postal service here is ****** up
#143 - vampthefurry (03/06/2012) [-]
Kick that cancer in it's microscopic ass!   
   
Funnyjunk has your back, and hoping you get better.
Kick that cancer in it's microscopic ass!

Funnyjunk has your back, and hoping you get better.
User avatar #141 - TardytheTurtle (03/06/2012) [-]
could you PM me your mailing address so i can send i chemo cap to you
#140 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/06/2012) [-]
Get better or I'll come over to your house and kick your cancer right in it's cancer head.

We all love you,

Funnyjunk
#139 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/06/2012) [-]
Get Better!!!!
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