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Date Signed Up:3/14/2011
Last Login:6/14/2014
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Content Thumbs: 10480 total,  11561 ,  1081
Comment Thumbs: 9503 total,  10854 ,  1351
Content Level Progress: 79% (79/100)
Level 204 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 205 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 64% (64/100)
Level 294 Comments: Post Master → Level 295 Comments: Post Master
Subscribers:36
Content Views:268164
Times Content Favorited:117 times
Total Comments Made:1512
FJ Points:3625
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#87 - Comment deleted 01/28/2013 on A dangerous game 0
#37 - So you met in july and in november havent seen him for six mon… 01/23/2013 on Feels for me +1
#49 - Thats scary **** 01/18/2013 on Steampunk items 0
#1 - Comment deleted 01/11/2013 on suicidal feels 0
#190 - Forever lol  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2013 on commentking's profile 0
User avatar #191 - wickkles (01/07/2013) [-]
Me too! =0 Fuck yeah green buddies!
#188 - It is all gone my friend  [+] (3 new replies) 01/07/2013 on commentking's profile 0
User avatar #189 - wickkles (01/07/2013) [-]
Yey! How long you get to have your text?
User avatar #190 - commentking (01/07/2013) [-]
Forever lol
User avatar #191 - wickkles (01/07/2013) [-]
Me too! =0 Fuck yeah green buddies!
#186 - Well mine is a bit older, perhaps fading has occurred.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/07/2013 on commentking's profile 0
User avatar #187 - wickkles (01/07/2013) [-]
Awe shit. I see you git your cause of cancer. I think I saw that post a long while ago. You beat it dah?
User avatar #188 - commentking (01/07/2013) [-]
It is all gone my friend
User avatar #189 - wickkles (01/07/2013) [-]
Yey! How long you get to have your text?
User avatar #190 - commentking (01/07/2013) [-]
Forever lol
User avatar #191 - wickkles (01/07/2013) [-]
Me too! =0 Fuck yeah green buddies!
#56 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2013 on Try this 0
#59 - wickkles Comment deleted by commentking
#367 - **commentking rolled a random image posted in comment #12 a… 01/06/2013 on Hopefully SFW +1
#17 - Which ending? Left or right? As to not spoil it for the others.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/04/2013 on I can't water. 0
User avatar #37 - farcrylogic (01/04/2013) [-]
Right.
#20 - liek (01/04/2013) [-]
Oh, you mean not to spoil the part where you have the option to either kill your friends and join Citra, then you have sex with her, then she kills you. OR do you mean the part where you choose your friends and Dennis comes and tries to kill you, but he ends up killing Citra instead?

Yeah, let's not spoil it for anybody.
User avatar #36 - bgskamikaze (01/04/2013) [-]
can i ask why you're an asshole?
#277 - Agreed, the only one that I would actually find relative is wh… 01/04/2013 on That High Comp 1 +1
#9 - hue hue hue 01/03/2013 on get out of the kitchen +5
#66 - Great movie, best of the year in my opinion.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/02/2013 on 3D movie +5
User avatar #68 - scouts (01/02/2013) [-]
Who was the douche that was trying to boycott it thought?

He was saying something about "slavey was the genocide of my people"
User avatar #83 - infamoustrapper (01/02/2013) [-]
movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-talk/spike-lee-boycotts-django-unchained-cal ls-film-disrespectful-181207156.html
spike lee. article if anyone wanted it
User avatar #221 - scouts (01/05/2013) [-]
Thank you
#47 - Where do you live?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2013 on 2 way mirrors 0
User avatar #73 - darthtomale (01/01/2013) [-]
sulphur springs, tx
#747 - **commentking rolled a random image posted in comment #25463…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2012 on MFW no thumb limits +8
User avatar #750 - themastertroller (12/31/2012) [-]
but you're already green!
#3 - Im in tears oh god please post more  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2012 on I can't think of titles ; - ; +1
User avatar #5 - aesmith (12/31/2012) [-]
User avatar #4 - aesmith (12/31/2012) [-]
Hey... I posted to fucking-art at least. But yeah. It isn't funny content, at least people are seeing it though.
#223 - People still get the plague today, even in places like the Uni… 12/30/2012 on The past 0
#635 - Updated avatar? :)  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2012 on RageMuffin's profile 0
User avatar #636 - RageMuffin (12/28/2012) [-]
Thanks ill make this my avatar when im not too lazy haha :)
#3 - Yes it does  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2012 on Handicapped Golf +2
User avatar #5 - yunogasaii (12/28/2012) [-]
Well then.
#164 - I can't be the only person who found this unfunny.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2012 on How to sell a lamp -2
#189 - anonymous (12/28/2012) [-]
No sir you are not the only one.......................
#15 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 12/27/2012 on lucky 0
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#17 - catzombie Comment deleted by commentking
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#1 - No 12/26/2012 on Yep 0
#100 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2012 on Plot flaws 0
#106 - sketchE Comment deleted by commentking
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#34 - Fellow Nursing student here, I love messing with them :) 12/23/2012 on Get a room. +4
#80 - Jesus. Mary, and Joseph. It was supposed to air last Sunday bu…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2012 on Turtle Doves +5
User avatar #130 - kyrian (12/22/2012) [-]
Why the hell should that shooting cause the postponement of this show?
User avatar #149 - climatus (12/22/2012) [-]
probably so the news networks could report on the story. and thanks commentking
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User avatar #231 - commentking (07/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
stickied
My greentext is better than yours.
User avatar #246 - grimandevil (04/27/2014) [-]
R u gey?
User avatar #248 to #247 - grimandevil (04/27/2014) [-]
Oh,but u wan bi one?
#250 to #249 - grimandevil (04/27/2014) [-]
Le happyfaec.Le you le wants to le be my le frend?
Le happyfaec.Le you le wants to le be my le frend?
User avatar #251 to #250 - commentking (04/27/2014) [-]
Ya sure
User avatar #241 - wickkles (01/11/2014) [-]
You posting titties?
User avatar #242 to #241 - commentking (01/11/2014) [-]
Butts
User avatar #243 to #242 - wickkles (01/11/2014) [-]
Bad.
User avatar #239 - twi (09/17/2013) [-]
****** poops
User avatar #232 - commentking (07/16/2013) [-]
Phanact. Everyone making a big deal about me posting boobies and not getting in trouble. This is the life
User avatar #233 to #232 - phanact (07/16/2013) [-]
What
User avatar #234 to #233 - commentking (07/16/2013) [-]
Check my comment with over 200 thumbs.
User avatar #204 - girguy ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
your text color gave me a boner
User avatar #230 to #204 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
Brother?
User avatar #204 - commentking (06/23/2013) [-]
Imagnet
#199 - seelcudoom has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #185 - wickkles (01/07/2013) [-]
I think my text is a bit brighter than your my good man.
User avatar #186 to #185 - commentking (01/07/2013) [-]
Well mine is a bit older, perhaps fading has occurred.
User avatar #187 to #186 - wickkles (01/07/2013) [-]
Awe **** . I see you git your cause of cancer. I think I saw that post a long while ago. You beat it dah?
User avatar #188 to #187 - commentking (01/07/2013) [-]
It is all gone my friend
User avatar #189 to #188 - wickkles (01/07/2013) [-]
Yey! How long you get to have your text?
User avatar #190 to #189 - commentking (01/07/2013) [-]
Forever lol
User avatar #191 to #190 - wickkles (01/07/2013) [-]
Me too! =0 **** yeah green buddies!
#180 - hillko has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #153 - phanact (11/08/2012) [-]
How'd you get your colored text?
User avatar #219 to #153 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
DJ 4DM1N gave it to me as a consolation prize for getting cancer. Cant believe I never saw this haha sorry!
User avatar #222 to #219 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
You did
We had a whole conversation
However, my comments have been wiped a few times, and restored.
So all replies don't get restored, however my comments did
User avatar #223 to #222 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
Oh man my bad
User avatar #224 to #223 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Its okay, like.. no one understands
It confuses everyone
User avatar #226 to #224 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I think I saw your post about it, account being hacked and all that
User avatar #227 to #226 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Yea
Plus a few permabans might have caused it too
User avatar #228 to #227 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
Oh my
#150 - anonymous (09/19/2012) [-]
>Comment king
>Not Rank #1 on comments

I don't even.
User avatar #205 to #150 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Commentking, I agree with this anon
#206 to #205 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
It's a very slow work in progress
User avatar #207 to #206 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Top commenters can't be slow
User avatar #208 to #207 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I feel like most commenters get their thumbs off spamming the pony board, or since thats gone the other boards. I've been trying to pick up the pace but ack I'm so busy D:
User avatar #209 to #208 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Well, think about it
I haven't hit up the front page in a long time, and I still have 30k thumbs in 90 days
So while they may get a lot, it isn't enough to be #1.
Miscarriage, as well as all of the other past #1 commenters have had to go to front page. Cleaveland steamer never even went to pony board and he was almost #1, so yea.
User avatar #211 to #209 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I just don't see how people have the time to do that, I only usually get a top comment if I find 10 hour old content and go from there, and that's a lot of searching.
User avatar #214 to #211 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Take apart an hr a day or two hrs a day
Find content that isn't going to expire soon on front page, and go from there.
More time left on content = more people checking out comments = more people potentially thumbing up a funny comment
User avatar #217 to #214 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I do have to start getting back up there, I think I got close to 160 on top commenters but then I got cancer and no time to go on FJ I get what youre saying though
User avatar #220 to #217 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Miscariagge does bring up a point, with the hours left on content not showing
But yea
its not too bad
What miscarraige does now is try to post on my content a lot, since I post a lot, and I get front page a lot
User avatar #221 to #220 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah you post good content man
User avatar #225 to #221 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Its all just generic reposts that were top content like last year lol
I don't care that I repost
I never cared about if a post was a repost or not, as long as I laughed
So I subscribe to that mentality

Maybe more and more of FJ will slowly subscribe to that mentality
User avatar #229 to #225 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I get that, people demand new content and others are content (no pun) with what they get.
User avatar #215 to #214 - miscarriage ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
******* **** , make addy fix the thumbnails
like
seriously

That's the only thing i need

also the thumb count

but that's there
User avatar #216 to #215 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
*******
PM him and ****
maybe more people mentioning it to him might help
fagot
User avatar #218 to #216 - miscarriage ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
gawsh
fine
User avatar #210 to #209 - miscarriage ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
boop

yeah

i worked for it
User avatar #212 to #210 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
fag
User avatar #213 to #212 - miscarriage ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
u
User avatar #147 - SonicTeam (07/30/2012) [-]
Banned, eh?
User avatar #148 to #147 - commentking (07/30/2012) [-]
Not as far as I know
User avatar #149 to #148 - SonicTeam (07/31/2012) [-]
Well you were for a couple of hours.
User avatar #145 - TardytheTurtle (04/02/2012) [-]
have you gotten the hat yet?
User avatar #144 - TardytheTurtle (03/22/2012) [-]
has the hat arrived yet
the postal service here is ****** up
#143 - vampthefurry (03/06/2012) [-]
Kick that cancer in it's microscopic ass!   
   
Funnyjunk has your back, and hoping you get better.
Kick that cancer in it's microscopic ass!

Funnyjunk has your back, and hoping you get better.
User avatar #141 - TardytheTurtle (03/06/2012) [-]
could you PM me your mailing address so i can send i chemo cap to you
#140 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Get better or I'll come over to your house and kick your cancer right in it's cancer head.

We all love you,

Funnyjunk
#139 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Get Better!!!!
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