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Date Signed Up:3/14/2011
Last Login:6/14/2014
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#38 - -OP posted this image wanting to get thumbs -You posted th… 02/18/2013 on As seen on facebook -2
#1621 - **commentking rolls 4** 02/16/2013 on What Kind of FJ'er are You? -1
#152 - k 02/16/2013 on fat goes on an adventure +1
#558 - **commentking rolled a random image posted in comment #57165… 02/15/2013 on Meteor Streaks Through... 0
#2 - Picture 02/15/2013 on Cr1TiKaL 0
#1 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 02/15/2013 on Cr1TiKaL 0
#3 - aaronthegreat (02/15/2013) [-]
I'm Anthony Sullivan and this is why I masturbate
#2 - commentking (02/15/2013) [-]
#3262 - **commentking rolled a random comment #650903 posted by Im…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/15/2013 on What Your Valentine Said +7
User avatar #3266 - Apex (02/15/2013) [-]
I like this one
User avatar #3433 - Imbtrtenu (02/15/2013) [-]
Happy birthday!
#27 - I am currently in remission, yes :) Just a couple CT scans her… 02/14/2013 on alexleukaemia's profile 0
#13 - I also had cancer, hodgekins lymphoma earlier last year, you'l…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/14/2013 on alexleukaemia's profile 0
User avatar #19 - alexleukaemia (02/14/2013) [-]
I hope so bro, thanks for your comment mate made me smile :) how are you doing with lymphoma are you in remission?
User avatar #27 - commentking (02/14/2013) [-]
I am currently in remission, yes :) Just a couple CT scans here and there but so far im cancer free! You will be too in no time!
#2042 - **commentking rolls 41** 02/14/2013 on Play Pimp Zombie Roulette 0
#194 - Maybe I play college football for a D2 school and I know how m…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2013 on More surprising facts! +1
#203 - jrondeau (02/13/2013) [-]
Play D3 here.

And you're calling out OP, who's got his facts straight on the football matter as far as I can see. If you're gonna call someone out on their facts and you're wrong, don't be surprised if someone tells you so.

It's may seem more active on the sideline, but the actual playing time relative to a TV observer is only the 11 minutes as described in the post even if it seems different to you.
#96 - I think Im going to jail 02/12/2013 on porn 0
#73 - **commentking rolls 70** hell im in 02/12/2013 on He Went Down with Honor 0
#19 - Real men play whatever sport is readily available in their country.  [+] (13 new replies) 02/12/2013 on American Football Logic +33
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#33 - usernameerror (02/12/2013) [-]
>American football training club

Can't get any more British than that.
User avatar #36 - basicargentinian (02/12/2013) [-]
everyone who's not from the US calls it american football, not just the british.
User avatar #39 - usernameerror (02/12/2013) [-]
I know, I've just never heard it called training club. It's usually called football camp or if it's a team you just say the team name in reference to the club where you practice at
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User avatar #45 - usernameerror (02/12/2013) [-]
Fair enough, I rarely have this discussion with anyone outside of The United States and any of my friends who moved from Europe to here don't even care to bring it up because they are die hard fans of soccer. That's one thing I do admire of that sport is the dedication of the fans. More intense than any other sport. From what I've heard though, Rugby isn't nearly as popular as soccer. (I honestly have no idea)
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User avatar #68 - usernameerror (02/12/2013) [-]
I gotcha, and the Patriots are a great team (which is hard to admit since I am a Chicago Bears fan). I don't know much about soccer and don't really have a favorite but I do have a love for sports in general and am trying to learn more about it.
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#37 - usernameerror (02/12/2013) [-]
Thought so
#516 - **commentking rolled a random image posted in comment #28 a… 02/12/2013 on How Your Pet Sees You 0
#228 - That is correct, Andrew. 02/11/2013 on Stalking naturist families +3
#1279 - **commentking rolled a random image posted in comment #27787… 02/11/2013 on It Lurks Under Your Bed 0
#1277 - **commentking rolled a random image posted in comment #59455… 02/11/2013 on It Lurks Under Your Bed 0
#3057230 - Word 02/09/2013 on retard forum +1
#6012 - **commentking rolled a random image posted in comment #88 a… 02/08/2013 on This Will Haunt You Forever 0
#16 - You can't compare two things you've never done.  [+] (10 new replies) 02/02/2013 on Deal with it +73
#73 - Hidnight (02/03/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#60 - greenthegunstar (02/02/2013) [-]
>implying that it's really not better than sex
User avatar #28 - schmuxy (02/02/2013) [-]
Looks like he's gonna have to go berry picking....
Because he'll need a RAWST BERRY for that shit.
#17 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
haha le top comment on FJ
#64 - hairibar (02/02/2013) [-]
#63 - bowservoltaire (02/02/2013) [-]
#62 - greenthegunstar (02/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #35 - Mawxter (02/02/2013) [-]
Aaaaaaaaand you killed it
#27 - boredomavenger (02/02/2013) [-]
#23 - bitchplzzz (02/02/2013) [-]
#62 - Hahhahaha holy **** that killed my sides what vid…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2013 on Traffic +1
#63 - oborawatabinost (01/29/2013) [-]
From when he plays "Shutter". There's 2 videos, I'm not sure whether it's the first or second.

1 - www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq0ks9JMd7s
2 - www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdlfalr9nMY
#46 - Cr1tikal?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/29/2013 on Traffic +2
#55 - oborawatabinost (01/29/2013) [-]
Yes
User avatar #62 - commentking (01/29/2013) [-]
Hahhahaha holy shit that killed my sides what video is that from?? I was sure sure ive seen them all!
#63 - oborawatabinost (01/29/2013) [-]
From when he plays "Shutter". There's 2 videos, I'm not sure whether it's the first or second.

1 - www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq0ks9JMd7s
2 - www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdlfalr9nMY
#15 - I actually did google my symptoms one day, turned out I actual… 01/28/2013 on fuck google 0
#88 - **commentking rolled a random image posted in comment #29267… 01/28/2013 on A dangerous game +3
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User avatar #231 - commentking (07/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
stickied
My greentext is better than yours.
User avatar #246 - grimandevil (04/27/2014) [-]
R u gey?
User avatar #248 to #247 - grimandevil (04/27/2014) [-]
Oh,but u wan bi one?
#250 to #249 - grimandevil (04/27/2014) [-]
Le happyfaec.Le you le wants to le be my le frend?
Le happyfaec.Le you le wants to le be my le frend?
User avatar #251 to #250 - commentking (04/27/2014) [-]
Ya sure
User avatar #241 - wickkles (01/11/2014) [-]
You posting ******* ?
User avatar #242 to #241 - commentking (01/11/2014) [-]
Butts
User avatar #243 to #242 - wickkles (01/11/2014) [-]
Bad.
User avatar #239 - twi (09/17/2013) [-]
****** poops
User avatar #232 - commentking (07/16/2013) [-]
Phanact. Everyone making a big deal about me posting boobies and not getting in trouble. This is the life
User avatar #233 to #232 - phanact (07/16/2013) [-]
What
User avatar #234 to #233 - commentking (07/16/2013) [-]
Check my comment with over 200 thumbs.
User avatar #204 - girguy ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
your text color gave me a boner
User avatar #230 to #204 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
Brother?
User avatar #204 - commentking (06/23/2013) [-]
Imagnet
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User avatar #185 - wickkles (01/07/2013) [-]
I think my text is a bit brighter than your my good man.
User avatar #186 to #185 - commentking (01/07/2013) [-]
Well mine is a bit older, perhaps fading has occurred.
User avatar #187 to #186 - wickkles (01/07/2013) [-]
Awe **** . I see you git your cause of cancer. I think I saw that post a long while ago. You beat it dah?
User avatar #188 to #187 - commentking (01/07/2013) [-]
It is all gone my friend
User avatar #189 to #188 - wickkles (01/07/2013) [-]
Yey! How long you get to have your text?
User avatar #190 to #189 - commentking (01/07/2013) [-]
Forever lol
User avatar #191 to #190 - wickkles (01/07/2013) [-]
Me too! =0 **** yeah green buddies!
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User avatar #153 - phanact (11/08/2012) [-]
How'd you get your colored text?
User avatar #219 to #153 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
DJ 4DM1N gave it to me as a consolation prize for getting cancer. Cant believe I never saw this haha sorry!
User avatar #222 to #219 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
You did
We had a whole conversation
However, my comments have been wiped a few times, and restored.
So all replies don't get restored, however my comments did
User avatar #223 to #222 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
Oh man my bad
User avatar #224 to #223 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Its okay, like.. no one understands
It confuses everyone
User avatar #226 to #224 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I think I saw your post about it, account being hacked and all that
User avatar #227 to #226 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Yea
Plus a few permabans might have caused it too
User avatar #228 to #227 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
Oh my
#150 - anonymous (09/19/2012) [-]
>Comment king
>Not Rank #1 on comments

I don't even.
User avatar #205 to #150 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Commentking, I agree with this anon
#206 to #205 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
It's a very slow work in progress
User avatar #207 to #206 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Top commenters can't be slow
User avatar #208 to #207 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I feel like most commenters get their thumbs off spamming the pony board, or since thats gone the other boards. I've been trying to pick up the pace but ack I'm so busy D:
User avatar #209 to #208 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Well, think about it
I haven't hit up the front page in a long time, and I still have 30k thumbs in 90 days
So while they may get a lot, it isn't enough to be #1.
Miscarriage, as well as all of the other past #1 commenters have had to go to front page. Cleaveland steamer never even went to pony board and he was almost #1, so yea.
User avatar #211 to #209 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I just don't see how people have the time to do that, I only usually get a top comment if I find 10 hour old content and go from there, and that's a lot of searching.
User avatar #214 to #211 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Take apart an hr a day or two hrs a day
Find content that isn't going to expire soon on front page, and go from there.
More time left on content = more people checking out comments = more people potentially thumbing up a funny comment
User avatar #217 to #214 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I do have to start getting back up there, I think I got close to 160 on top commenters but then I got cancer and no time to go on FJ I get what youre saying though
User avatar #220 to #217 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Miscariagge does bring up a point, with the hours left on content not showing
But yea
its not too bad
What miscarraige does now is try to post on my content a lot, since I post a lot, and I get front page a lot
User avatar #221 to #220 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah you post good content man
User avatar #225 to #221 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
Its all just generic reposts that were top content like last year lol
I don't care that I repost
I never cared about if a post was a repost or not, as long as I laughed
So I subscribe to that mentality

Maybe more and more of FJ will slowly subscribe to that mentality
User avatar #229 to #225 - commentking (07/13/2013) [-]
I get that, people demand new content and others are content (no pun) with what they get.
User avatar #215 to #214 - miscarriage (07/13/2013) [-]
******* **** , make addy fix the thumbnails
like
seriously

That's the only thing i need

also the thumb count

but that's there
User avatar #216 to #215 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
*******
PM him and ****
maybe more people mentioning it to him might help
fagot
User avatar #218 to #216 - miscarriage (07/13/2013) [-]
gawsh
fine
User avatar #210 to #209 - miscarriage (07/13/2013) [-]
boop

yeah

i worked for it
User avatar #212 to #210 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
fag
User avatar #147 - SonicTeam (07/30/2012) [-]
Banned, eh?
User avatar #148 to #147 - commentking (07/30/2012) [-]
Not as far as I know
User avatar #149 to #148 - SonicTeam (07/31/2012) [-]
Well you were for a couple of hours.
User avatar #145 - TardytheTurtle (04/02/2012) [-]
have you gotten the hat yet?
User avatar #144 - TardytheTurtle (03/22/2012) [-]
has the hat arrived yet
the postal service here is ****** up
#143 - vampthefurry (03/06/2012) [-]
Kick that cancer in it's microscopic ass!   
   
Funnyjunk has your back, and hoping you get better.
Kick that cancer in it's microscopic ass!

Funnyjunk has your back, and hoping you get better.
User avatar #141 - TardytheTurtle (03/06/2012) [-]
could you PM me your mailing address so i can send i chemo cap to you
#140 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Get better or I'll come over to your house and kick your cancer right in it's cancer head.

We all love you,

Funnyjunk
#139 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Get Better!!!!
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