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Gender: male
Age: 34
Date Signed Up:12/13/2011
Last Login:3/03/2015
Location:Bosnia and Herzegovina Visoko
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#21 - I love how 4chan has a tumor.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2015 on Fresh OC: How FJ content is... +2
#43 - anonasdaasdasd (01/24/2015) [-]
It's pretty funny in the content, but 4chan doesn't really have SJW mods.
#30 - It's a greentext story about a guy in the army talking about h… 01/23/2015 on Drill Sarge +9
#542 - Other... Sites? 01/23/2015 on the billionth poll +4
#19 - Being held by Bruce Lee is like having your life narrated by M…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2015 on Jakies best moment ever +1
User avatar #25 - bloodeyes (01/20/2015) [-]
i would be happy enough to get a one-shot in the face from his nunchuki
#23 - And then that one asshole comes and crack the ice. 01/19/2015 on Amazing Ice Formations 0
#10 - Would you rather kill a woman or rape an old man?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/16/2015 on (untitled) +2
#16 - adhdtookmyaccount (01/16/2015) [-]
#14 - quoterox (01/16/2015) [-]
Why decide?
#75 - Couldn't he just jump on the turtles and then launch their she… 01/16/2015 on Mario 0
#147 - Multi-track drifting. 01/15/2015 on (untitled) +1
#198 - Your stories man, they filled me with so much happyness that I…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2015 on arena's profile 0
#199 - arena (01/15/2015) [-]
#107 - God dammit, you can't just stop there, it's 1:17 and I have t…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/15/2015 on The war starts +2
User avatar #109 - arena (01/15/2015) [-]
THEN USE ME AS A DRUG AND FEEED OF IT IN THE TEST!
#190 - kalendric (01/15/2015) [-]
I've never tried arena before. do you snort or shoot it?
User avatar #194 - arena (01/15/2015) [-]
Both at the same time.
#311 - Can someone provide me with a link to #1? 01/14/2015 on /K/omp #2 0
#67 - Well now I just feel offended. 01/14/2015 on /K/omp #3 Kebab Removal... 0
#12 - I don't get the whole "kebab" deal. Can someone plea…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/14/2015 on /K/omp #3 Kebab Removal... +3
#91 - rundas (01/15/2015) [-]
REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab
you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia…you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
tupac alive numbr one #1 in serbia ….fuck the croatia ,..FUCKk ashol turks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey

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User avatar #14 - strooz (01/14/2015) [-]
"It's part of a series of jokes centered around the kebab eating nations of eastern Europe. The Turks and Bosnians eat kebabs, therefore they are kebabs. This has also spawned the idea of calling the people of a nation by their most popular food, such as calling Americans 'cheeseburgers' and calling the French 'frogs'." www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/23ibb7/remove_kebab/
User avatar #183 - extooso (01/15/2015) [-]
this didnt spawn the idea of calling people by the food they eat.
in the 2nd ww the germmans got called krauts, what is a common food there
User avatar #101 - aizeinstein (01/15/2015) [-]
One might think kebab thing is over exaggerated but in some parts of Turkey, that's not far from the truth.
I once visited a friend in Black Sea region of Turkey and he told me they ate kebab in breakfast. Although I'm a Turk, I was kinda shocked.
And he added that a lot of people died from kardiac problems.
I don't blame them, kebab is great.
User avatar #68 - hourlyb (01/14/2015) [-]
Left out the part about genocide.
User avatar #67 - comexx (01/14/2015) [-]
Well now I just feel offended.
#65 - Testicles have a tendency to get stuck to the thighs. Since us…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2015 on Only men will understand 0
User avatar #68 - witchblade (01/12/2015) [-]
Oh, got it. Thanks, Comexx.
#57 - When your balls get stuck to your leg.  [+] (8 new replies) 01/12/2015 on Only men will understand +2
User avatar #61 - witchblade (01/12/2015) [-]
I don't get it; what does this have to do with the steps?
#194 - boburnhamgifs (01/12/2015) [-]
User avatar #66 - fuzzyballs (01/12/2015) [-]
cuz that's what you do when your balls get stuck to your leg
you do a big sidestep so they get loose

are you dense?
User avatar #71 - trolololer (01/12/2015) [-]
He is. or it's a grill
User avatar #72 - fuzzyballs (01/12/2015) [-]
hey, we don't discriminate on sexes when it comes to being dense, you dense motherfucker

this motherfucker here implying I didn't know it was a girl, fuck this dense motherfucker



seriously though, it was pretty obvious
#75 - trolololer (01/12/2015) [-]
**trolololer used "*roll picture*"**
**trolololer rolled image** No that's not what I meant .___. I meant either he is dense, or she just never had the experience of getting balls stuck to her leg simply because she doesn't have any... there is no need to be upset
User avatar #65 - comexx (01/12/2015) [-]
Testicles have a tendency to get stuck to the thighs. Since using your hand to unstuck the balls in public would be rude, men do it by making larger steps, or steps to the side so the balls can't touch the leg.
User avatar #68 - witchblade (01/12/2015) [-]
Oh, got it. Thanks, Comexx.
#26 - I'm probably going to be swimming in red thumbs after this, bu…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2015 on Kirby you piece of shit 0
#27 - penileburglar (01/11/2015) [-]
You probably will, yeah. Not because you didn't know what it means, but because you could have just typed your question into google.

lmgtfy.com/?q=what+does+inb4+mean

#47 - Feminazis can actually do something like that one artist… 01/11/2015 on Cringe Comp : Fourdora 0
#87 - This is cringy as **** , but at least they're happ… 01/11/2015 on Cringe Comp 3 : Bronys 0
#152 - Yeah, but they take things to the extreme so it could affect t… 01/11/2015 on Fuck them. 0
#81 - The only way to actually scare them is hell. They should someh…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Fuck them. 0
#90 - awsomesaucelesbian (01/11/2015) [-]
i doubt they would count it as them sinning if your forcefeeding them pork....
User avatar #152 - comexx (01/11/2015) [-]
Yeah, but they take things to the extreme so it could affect them if you slaughter a pig in front of them and kill them with the bloddy knife. The law says that doesn't count, but the law also says that you shouldn't kill people so it might work might .
#28 - They should give him a black judge and record his face when he… 01/11/2015 on Can't film flam the zim zam +2
#78 - He did overreact though. An appropriate reaction would've been… 01/11/2015 on Feminists at it again, vote... -4
#1514 - A porn star. 01/11/2015 on Im currently on your mashed... 0
#204 - I don't care wether you are correct or not. But it really piss…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2015 on You can't spell fun without... 0
#205 - dehumanizer (01/11/2015) [-]
ops arguments
#22 - Birds generaly crack nuts by dropping them off of agreat hight…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Bird uses bread as bait +1
#26 - klille (01/11/2015) [-]
brids crack nuts with stones?

i stone my nuts with crack.
#23 - minibeep (01/11/2015) [-]
capitalism ?

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#23 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
**syrianassassin rolls 4**/11
**syrianassassin rolls 4**/11
User avatar #25 to #23 - comexx ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
You can't win them all.
#26 to #25 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
**syrianassassin rolls 7** million jews man
dont forget it
User avatar #27 to #26 - comexx ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
You know I'm saving that picture, right?
#28 to #27 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
**syrianassassin rolls 7** oy vey, the number of anti-Semitic!
**syrianassassin rolls 7** oy vey, the number of anti-Semitic!
User avatar #24 to #23 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 - alhemicar (07/09/2013) [-]
Ne znam da li si musliman, ali da ti čestitam ako jesi.

Ramazan Šerif Mubarek Olsun!
User avatar #21 to #20 - comexx ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
Jesam, musliman sam, hvala i tebi također. Ramazan Šerif Mubarek Olsun!
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User avatar #16 to #15 - comexx ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
sure.
#17 to #16 - petstoreandgoods **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #18 to #17 - comexx ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
well it says 10000 points but I'll trade it for a 1000. (I'm not so great with prices I'm not sure if this is too much)
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#13 - bandal (04/03/2012) [-]
AWESOME TEEEEEEEEEEEEXT!
AWESOME TEEEEEEEEEEEEXT!
User avatar #14 to #13 - comexx ONLINE (04/04/2012) [-]
why thank you
User avatar #12 - mahnamesjakers (04/03/2012) [-]
Pink text win

#8 - mrchrisrawks (04/03/2012) [-]
Gz on pink text. :P
#9 to #8 - comexx ONLINE (04/03/2012) [-]
Thanks you're welcome
User avatar #10 to #9 - comexx ONLINE (04/03/2012) [-]
yeah that didn't make any sense maybe I should go to bed
User avatar #11 to #10 - mrchrisrawks (04/03/2012) [-]
Agreed. Sleep for you my friend!
User avatar #6 - kurtispj (04/03/2012) [-]
Nice job mate

User avatar #7 to #6 - comexx ONLINE (04/03/2012) [-]
thanks :3
#4 - iamjohngalt (04/03/2012) [-]
A winner is you!
A winner is you!
User avatar #5 to #4 - comexx ONLINE (04/03/2012) [-]
I KNOW WHOOOOOHOOOO!!!
#3 - smoothrapsody (03/12/2012) [-]
vinyl scratch is alpha. prove otherwise :3
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